After a long dry spell of no matches. I finally got someone, then this hapoened…
After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
Her bio said she liked cheesy pickup lines
Hey now, It’s not working! Get the code up and running!
My cake day wish: “P E A C E”
Whatever it takes
This educational poster about pregnancy
Why I’m still single. by Cock_Vomit
None of them exist.
Going from Python to C
Hey now, you’re a programmer
Penetrating gays vs penetrating gaze
This is pretty old, i know.
Me irl by manteiga_derrete
Gil: Can’t you tell?
((heres a sad headcanon that i have: Keep reading
The golden years
Cheezburger Image 9234548992 #humortexts
Changeling gets a new job
Whoever thought this password up deserves a raise by lovelyb1ch66
This is a stand-up guy