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supreme-leader-stoat: intjint: red-lantern: intjint: red-lantern: intjint: asktheicexithasnoleader: intjint: asktheicexithasnoleader: intjint: 3 most certainly NOT yellow Green but not yellow wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong What color is 3 Turqoise so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it ????? Every number is an individual???????? primes are redevens are coolodds are warm YOOOOOOOOUU are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia: : supreme-leader-stoat: intjint: red-lantern: intjint: red-lantern: intjint: asktheicexithasnoleader: intjint: asktheicexithasnoleader: intjint: 3 most certainly NOT yellow Green but not yellow wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong What color is 3 Turqoise so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it ????? Every number is an individual???????? primes are redevens are coolodds are warm YOOOOOOOOUU are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:

supreme-leader-stoat:
intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

3 most certainly NOT yellow

Green but not yellow

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

What color is 3

Turqoise

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it

????? Every number is an individual????????

primes are redevens are coolodds are warm

YOOOOOOOOUU
are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP

Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:
: supreme-leader-stoat:
intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

3 most certainly NOT yellow

Green but not yellow

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

What color is 3

Turqoise

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it

????? Every number is an individual????????

primes are redevens are coolodds are warm

YOOOOOOOOUU
are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP

Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:

supreme-leader-stoat:
intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

3 most certainly NOT yellow

Green but not yellow

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

What color is 3

Turqoise

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it

????? Every number is an individual????????

primes are redevens are coolodds are warm

YOOOOOOOOUU
are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP

Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:
: supreme-leader-stoat:
intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

red-lantern:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

asktheicexithasnoleader:

intjint:

3 most certainly NOT yellow

Green but not yellow

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

What color is 3

Turqoise

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it

????? Every number is an individual????????

primes are redevens are coolodds are warm

YOOOOOOOOUU
are making shitUUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP

Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:

Save

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork

readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:

asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:

vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

bury me with this post it’s perfect

Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food.

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.

I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem

Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?

You can’t argue with the facts.

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”

Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing

The fuckers

@godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:

asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:

vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

bury me with this post it’s perfect

Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food.

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.

I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem

Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?

You can’t argue with the facts.

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”

Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing

The fuckers

@godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork

readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:

asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:

vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

bury me with this post it’s perfect

Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food.

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.

I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem

Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?

You can’t argue with the facts.

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”

Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing

The fuckers

@godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:

asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:

vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook

bury me with this post it’s perfect

Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food.

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name.

I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem

Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay?

You can’t argue with the facts.

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”

Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing

The fuckers

@godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork

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These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment: These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment

These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment: These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment

These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment: These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment

These celebrity mashups are so wrong, yet so right. #FunnyPics #Celebrities #Entertainment

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So, so wrong: So, so wrong

So, so wrong: So, so wrong

So, so wrong

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How can anyone be so wrong: 'Fortnite' was the most important video game of this decade, and it will be for the next one too KICKASSGI VIL STS INE AMAZING You're not'just wrong, you're stupid, How can anyone be so wrong

How can anyone be so wrong: 'Fortnite' was the most important
video game of this decade, and it will
be for the next one too
KICKASSGI
VIL
STS
INE AMAZING
You're not'just wrong, you're stupid,
How can anyone be so wrong

How can anyone be so wrong: 'Fortnite' was the most important
video game of this decade, and it will
be for the next one too
KICKASSGI
VIL
STS
INE AMAZING
You're not'just wrong, you're stupid,
How can anyone be so wrong

How can anyone be so wrong

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manticoreimaginary: manticoreimaginary: Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour. But wait, there’s more: Finally, a whole new generation can discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for death via song. It's every bit as baffling, weird and horrifying as you expected. It's certainly something that you've never seen before but there's probably a very good reason for that. First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether sure I am a movie person anymore either. It all just feels so wrong. The ultimate effect of the neon and glitter- drenched CGI extravaganza is Hellraiser 2 by way of Roald Dahl, a family entertainment spectacularly drunk on its own supply of batshit. Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs. manticoreimaginary: manticoreimaginary: Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour. But wait, there’s more

manticoreimaginary:

manticoreimaginary:
Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour.
But wait, there’s more: Finally, a whole new generation can
discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline
hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for
death via song.
It's every bit as baffling, weird and
horrifying as you expected. It's certainly
something that you've never seen before
but there's probably a very good reason
for that.
First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat
person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film
adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether
sure I am a movie person anymore either.
It all just feels so wrong.
The ultimate effect of the neon and glitter-
drenched CGI extravaganza is Hellraiser 2 by way of Roald Dahl,
a family entertainment spectacularly drunk on its own supply of
batshit.
Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats
since dogs.
manticoreimaginary:

manticoreimaginary:
Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour.
But wait, there’s more

manticoreimaginary:

manticoreimaginary:
Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour.
But wait, there’s more: Finally, a whole new generation can
discover that the Cats musical is two hours of human-feline
hybrids without genitals having no-touch sex and begging for
death via song.
It's every bit as baffling, weird and
horrifying as you expected. It's certainly
something that you've never seen before
but there's probably a very good reason
for that.
First off, full disclosure - I am not a cat
person. Second off - after watching this frankly mortifying film
adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats, I'm not altogether
sure I am a movie person anymore either.
It all just feels so wrong.
The ultimate effect of the neon and glitter-
drenched CGI extravaganza is Hellraiser 2 by way of Roald Dahl,
a family entertainment spectacularly drunk on its own supply of
batshit.
Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats
since dogs.
manticoreimaginary:

manticoreimaginary:
Reviews for Cats is now the highest peak of humour.
But wait, there’s more

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https://iglovequotes.net/: He might make her cry, but nobody can make her smile like he does. He might make her mad, but nobody can make her laugh like he does. He might stress her out, but nobody makes her happier than he does. Although it may feel like the right thing to do to leave him, she just feels so wrong without him because nothing makes sense, nothing feels the way it's supposed to, nothing feels right. But with him, it's just something she can't explain. Although it might feel like hell when they argue, when they're getting along, it feels perfect... https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: He might make her cry, but nobody
can make her smile like he does.
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfect...
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: He might make her cry, but nobody
can make her smile like he does.
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfect...
https://iglovequotes.net/

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I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it

I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it: 12:36 o s O
NO Sl
A 42% 4
< Jane Ari
Pralle
Chat
Yeter 2u
You iked Jane's phota
Yetering onu
I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater
What should your custom poem be about
Ooh surprise me
But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun
Gimme something suuuuper specific
And then I need a format choice toa, between
Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or
something custom
Yesterty
For the spirit of things, that same Christmas
sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would
be Interesting
Sommet, final answer
Sonnet
Veetery 0PM
I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl
Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging
ryicality
Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine?
Esch every handmade brickline laid with care
No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn,
Doff polyester now for wool so fair.
Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance,
Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame
Doth time unerringly from thus advance?
Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame.
Such understated beauty holds the wreath,
Just lookl espy her face for beauty more.
And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath,
No trash pullover could so highly soar
Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such
heart.
Ere onto spring l'd never be apart.
Tuday AM
That was very well thought out, I really,
really liked it
Trsday M
Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first
ietter of each ine in the sonnet
Taday SAM
Dammit
You're too clever
Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent
after your requesta, the one about the amusingly
specific selections? Resd the first letter of each
word in that sentence
Tulay aAM
Did not see that one coming
Taday AM
Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that
one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down
the first letter of each word, but than read it
backwards
Any other coded messages?
Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet
again. Read the first letter of the "second" word
in each line
Fedau AM
Well played
(at this point she guessed what's
ahead and also did this one)
I got that one
Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it
you read the first letter of the third word in each
ine
Probably for good measure you could olso read
the first letter of every message i sent "after the
sonnet
Th
SENDNODES NE
Sthash
especttuy the
hmanher
Degr
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< Jane Ari
Pralle
Chat
Yeter 2u
You iked Jane's phota
Yetering onu
I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater
What should your custom poem be about
Ooh surprise me
But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun
Gimme something suuuuper specific
And then I need a format choice toa, between
Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or
something custom
Yesterty
For the spirit of things, that same Christmas
sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would
be Interesting
Sommet, final answer
Sonnet
Veetery 0PM
I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl
Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging
ryicality
Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine?
Esch every handmade brickline laid with care
No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn,
Doff polyester now for wool so fair.
Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance,
Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame
Doth time unerringly from thus advance?
Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame.
Such understated beauty holds the wreath,
Just lookl espy her face for beauty more.
And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath,
No trash pullover could so highly soar
Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such
heart.
Ere onto spring l'd never be apart.
Tuday AM
That was very well thought out, I really,
really liked it
Trsday M
Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first
ietter of each ine in the sonnet
Taday SAM
Dammit
You're too clever
Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent
after your requesta, the one about the amusingly
specific selections? Resd the first letter of each
word in that sentence
Tulay aAM
Did not see that one coming
Taday AM
Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that
one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down
the first letter of each word, but than read it
backwards
Any other coded messages?
Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet
again. Read the first letter of the "second" word
in each line
Fedau AM
Well played
(at this point she guessed what's
ahead and also did this one)
I got that one
Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it
you read the first letter of the third word in each
ine
Probably for good measure you could olso read
the first letter of every message i sent "after the
sonnet
Th
SENDNODES NE
Sthash
especttuy the
hmanher
Degr
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beautiful smile
Friday 18:52
You can't see my smile in the picture
Thats is true but i bet you got a
beautiful smile, am i wrong?
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You're so wrong
How can change that for you?
Saturday 11:14
Make me laugh
Tell me something funny
I haven't laughed in years
When people go underwater in scary
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beautiful smile
Friday 18:52
You can't see my smile in the picture
Thats is true but i bet you got a
beautiful smile, am i wrong?
Friday 23:34
You're so wrong
How can change that for you?
Saturday 11:14
Make me laugh
Tell me something funny
I haven't laughed in years
When people go underwater in scary
movies, I like to hold my breath and see
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keyhollow: rametarin: someoneintheshadow456: vikkidc: rv-nn: el-kabongjr: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you … Please tell me you guys are kidding. Florida is like it’s own country I swear I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍 Um. This is so wrong. You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message ^ LMFAO America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language. Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up. Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades : The US SHOULD be divided like this Nos Norther Suthwes* Southeost But its act э11ym like this: uest South Whot keyhollow: rametarin: someoneintheshadow456: vikkidc: rv-nn: el-kabongjr: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you … Please tell me you guys are kidding. Florida is like it’s own country I swear I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍 Um. This is so wrong. You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message ^ LMFAO America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language. Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up. Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades

keyhollow:

rametarin:

someoneintheshadow456:
vikkidc:

rv-nn:

el-kabongjr:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message

^ LMFAO

America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat

Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language.

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades : The US SHOULD be
divided like this

Nos
Norther
Suthwes*
Southeost

But its act э11ym
like this:

uest
South
Whot
keyhollow:

rametarin:

someoneintheshadow456:
vikkidc:

rv-nn:

el-kabongjr:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message

^ LMFAO

America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat

Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language.

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades

keyhollow:

rametarin:

someoneintheshadow456:
vikkidc:

rv-nn:

el-kabongjr:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message

^ LMFAO

America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat

Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language.

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades : The US SHOULD be
divided like this

Nos
Norther
Suthwes*
Southeost

But its act э11ym
like this:

uest
South
Whot
keyhollow:

rametarin:

someoneintheshadow456:
vikkidc:

rv-nn:

el-kabongjr:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

I’m from Texas and I “Yee-Haw” this message

^ LMFAO

America truly is a bunch of countries in a trench coat

Bitch please at least your “countries in a trench coat” speak the same language.

Sorta. The number of Spanish-only speakers is goin’ up up up.

Which needs to change or shits gonna get fucky real quick, especially in school system standardized testing bullshit ugh

You say that as if shit hasn’t been fucky for decades

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This is so wrong, but too funny to pass up.: This is so wrong, but too funny to pass up.

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Well that took a turn: kalliente: Hospitals are so weird, like on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole i thought this was going to be deep and emotional but i was so wrong Well that took a turn

Well that took a turn: kalliente:
Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a
new human life into the world while
the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy
is getting a wiimote removed from
his butthole
i thought this was going to be deep
and emotional but i was so wrong
Well that took a turn

Well that took a turn: kalliente:
Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a
new human life into the world while
the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy
is getting a wiimote removed from
his butthole
i thought this was going to be deep
and emotional but i was so wrong
Well that took a turn

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Would it really be so wrong?: Would it really be so wrong?

Would it really be so wrong?: Would it really be so wrong?

Would it really be so wrong?: Would it really be so wrong?

Would it really be so wrong?

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Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong starklightt wait how big are they then biggest-gaudiest-patronuses closer to pumpkins Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute

Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
closer to pumpkins
Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute

Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
closer to pumpkins
Click here if you like animals - if you don't like animals, then go get some help for that. #Memes #Animals #Cute

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22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right: carry on my afro bun there'll be cheese when you have fun lay your weary buck tooth vest purple dinosaur 22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right

22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right: carry on my
afro bun
there'll be
cheese when you have fun
lay your weary
buck tooth vest
purple dinosaur
22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right

22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right: carry on my
afro bun
there'll be
cheese when you have fun
lay your weary
buck tooth vest
purple dinosaur
22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right

22 Times People Got The Lyrics So Wrong, But So Right

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Bamboozle x2 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32SRWGx: When she's Your Wife When she's Your Girlfriend Daniel Banks @ieatbutt Ok what's roungh with that? therecoveringproblemchild @MemeDaddyBae Replying to @ieatbutt I've never seen anyone spell wrong so wrong before Bamboozle x2 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32SRWGx

Bamboozle x2 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32SRWGx: When she's
Your Wife
When she's
Your Girlfriend
Daniel Banks
@ieatbutt
Ok what's roungh with that?
therecoveringproblemchild
@MemeDaddyBae
Replying to @ieatbutt
I've never seen anyone spell wrong so
wrong before
Bamboozle x2 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32SRWGx

Bamboozle x2 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32SRWGx: When she's
Your Wife
When she's
Your Girlfriend
Daniel Banks
@ieatbutt
Ok what's roungh with that?
therecoveringproblemchild
@MemeDaddyBae
Replying to @ieatbutt
I've never seen anyone spell wrong so
wrong before
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lady-goatt: zicygomar: mad-hare: OvO Who the fuck catches a HAWK : ← Tweet Herro: CA NM GA KID @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong Tweet your reply lady-goatt: zicygomar: mad-hare: OvO Who the fuck catches a HAWK

lady-goatt:

zicygomar:

mad-hare:
OvO

Who the fuck catches a HAWK
: ← Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
Tweet your reply
lady-goatt:

zicygomar:

mad-hare:
OvO

Who the fuck catches a HAWK

lady-goatt:

zicygomar:

mad-hare:
OvO

Who the fuck catches a HAWK
: ← Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
Tweet your reply
lady-goatt:

zicygomar:

mad-hare:
OvO

Who the fuck catches a HAWK

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI: penfairy Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" " don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful! "wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all banned from using du until I can trust you Cdeflare God help Japanese teachers in Australia. languageoclock if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is derinthemadscientist Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me. Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself and if you weren't using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to mean you hated them. hollowedskin 100% true. the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a fistfight Source: penfairy Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" "
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!
"wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you
Cdeflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me.
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them.
hollowedskin
100% true.
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't I treat everyone the same?" "
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!
"wouldn't using du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "I suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you
Cdeflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia.
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me.
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences of meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them.
hollowedskin
100% true.
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Stay awake at FUNSubstance.com
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OUI OUI OUI

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So Wrong: "I remember crying myself to sleep wondering who you were talking to instead of me, wondering why you did me so wrong and thinking of everything that was wrong with me, I would check my phone every 10 minutes hoping to see your name and if it wasn't you, I would get disappointed and cry some more. You would always come back and leave again, whatever was convenient for you. I didn't care about anything but you, I saw the good in you and lost myself waiting for you to change. I wouldn't wish that heartbreaking pain on my worst enemy. I know now that it was never my fault and that you just couldn't handle my love. I have to remember that everything will be okay and I have my whole life to find someone who wouldn't ever think about hurting me the way you did. I learned a lot from you, I see my worth now, I will grow and be the amazing person I'm supposed to be. I wish nothing but the best for you." -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RULES

So Wrong: "I remember crying myself to sleep
wondering who you were talking to instead of
me, wondering why you did me so wrong and
thinking of everything that was wrong with me,
I would check my phone every 10 minutes hoping
to see your name and if it wasn't you, I would get
disappointed and cry some more. You would
always come back and leave again, whatever was
convenient for you. I didn't care about anything
but you, I saw the good in you and lost myself
waiting for you to change. I wouldn't wish that
heartbreaking pain on my worst enemy. I know
now that it was never my fault and that you just
couldn't handle my love. I have to remember that
everything will be okay and I have my whole life
to find someone who wouldn't ever think about
hurting me the way you did. I learned a lot from
you, I see my worth now, I will grow and be the
amazing person I'm supposed to be. I wish
nothing but the best for you."
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wondering who you were talking to instead of
me, wondering why you did me so wrong and
thinking of everything that was wrong with me,
I would check my phone every 10 minutes hoping
to see your name and if it wasn't you, I would get
disappointed and cry some more. You would
always come back and leave again, whatever was
convenient for you. I didn't care about anything
but you, I saw the good in you and lost myself
waiting for you to change. I wouldn't wish that
heartbreaking pain on my worst enemy. I know
now that it was never my fault and that you just
couldn't handle my love. I have to remember that
everything will be okay and I have my whole life
to find someone who wouldn't ever think about
hurting me the way you did. I learned a lot from
you, I see my worth now, I will grow and be the
amazing person I'm supposed to be. I wish
nothing but the best for you."
-Unknown Author
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Jones
Kyler
Murray
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Murray
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So Wrong: Herro: CA SOON NM @Jackalcakes FL SOON GA SOON My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong

So Wrong: Herro: CA SOON NM
@Jackalcakes
FL
SOON
GA
SOON
My mother caught a hawk while it was
diving to get her chickens and it just has
the most confused face ever that this
could have gone so wrong

So Wrong: Herro: CA SOON NM
@Jackalcakes
FL
SOON
GA
SOON
My mother caught a hawk while it was
diving to get her chickens and it just has
the most confused face ever that this
could have gone so wrong

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So Wrong: i pray my daughter never lays in bed late at night crying over a low life boy & wondering what she did so wrong

So Wrong: i pray my daughter never lays in bed late
at night crying over a low life boy &
wondering what she did so wrong

So Wrong: i pray my daughter never lays in bed late
at night crying over a low life boy &
wondering what she did so wrong

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I don’t see a problem here tbh: When she's Your Wife When she's Your Girlfriend Daniel Banks @ie Ok what's roungh with that? Replying to I've never seen anyone spell wrong so wrong before I don’t see a problem here tbh

I don’t see a problem here tbh: When she's
Your Wife
When she's
Your Girlfriend
Daniel Banks
@ie
Ok what's roungh with that?
Replying to
I've never seen anyone spell wrong so
wrong before
I don’t see a problem here tbh

I don’t see a problem here tbh: When she's
Your Wife
When she's
Your Girlfriend
Daniel Banks
@ie
Ok what's roungh with that?
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wrong before
I don’t see a problem here tbh

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Credit goes to definitely not to me: Herro: CA NM SOON FL SOON GA KID SOON @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this Could have gone so wrong Credit goes to definitely not to me

Credit goes to definitely not to me: Herro: CA
NM
SOON
FL
SOON
GA
KID
SOON
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while it was
diving to get her chickens and it just has
the most confused face ever that this
Could have gone so wrong
Credit goes to definitely not to me

Credit goes to definitely not to me: Herro: CA
NM
SOON
FL
SOON
GA
KID
SOON
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while it was
diving to get her chickens and it just has
the most confused face ever that this
Could have gone so wrong
Credit goes to definitely not to me

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Girl: This is so wrong we are related.
Guy: I'm only your step brother, that ain't even a
real word, read the dictionary.
Girl:
OKAY/JUST DON'T TELL
MOM
me irl

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Girl: This is so wrong we are related.
Guy: I'm only your step brother, that ain't even a
real word, read the dictionary.
Girl:
OKAY/JUST DON'T TELL
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He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfect...
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can make her smile like he does.
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfect...
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can make her smile like he does.
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfect...
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can make her smile like he does.
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does.
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
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when they argue, when they're getting
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Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a
new human life into the world while
the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy
is getting a wiimote removed from
his butthole
i thought this was going to be deep
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Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a
new human life into the world while
the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy
is getting a wiimote removed from
his butthole
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the-armed-utahn: will-ferret: whitepeopletwitter: How do you catch a hawk?! : Tweet Herro: CA NM GA KID @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong Tweet your reply the-armed-utahn: will-ferret: whitepeopletwitter: How do you catch a hawk?!

the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

: Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
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the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

: Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
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whitepeopletwitter:
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So Wrong: "No wonder you are all sad. They've stolen your childhood and replaced it with homework and grades. They don't let you dream any more, they crush it with the pressures to be mediocre yet pretend they want greatness from you. That is wrong. That is so wrong."

So Wrong: "No wonder you are all sad. They've
stolen your childhood and replaced it
with homework and grades. They don't
let you dream any more, they crush it
with the pressures to be mediocre yet
pretend they want greatness from you.
That is wrong. That is so wrong."

So Wrong: "No wonder you are all sad. They've
stolen your childhood and replaced it
with homework and grades. They don't
let you dream any more, they crush it
with the pressures to be mediocre yet
pretend they want greatness from you.
That is wrong. That is so wrong."

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the-armed-utahn: will-ferret: whitepeopletwitter: How do you catch a hawk?! : Tweet Herro: CA NM GA KID @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong Tweet your reply the-armed-utahn: will-ferret: whitepeopletwitter: How do you catch a hawk?!

the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

: Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
Tweet your reply
the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
How do you catch a hawk?!

: Tweet
Herro: CA NM GA
KID
@Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong
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the-armed-utahn:
will-ferret:

whitepeopletwitter:
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awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle

awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
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https://iglovequotes.net/: He might make her cry, but nobody
can make her smile like he does
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does
Although it may feel like the right thingg
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfec...
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/: He might make her cry, but nobody
can make her smile like he does
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does
Although it may feel like the right thingg
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfec...
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awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle

awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
THE META PICTURE
awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle

awesomesthesia:

Meet Frank The Turtle: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered
into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be
escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity
snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into
action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is
a gigantic king a""hole
Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k
away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he
could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let
me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like
terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn
Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was
gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just
about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the
f'k down Jesus Frank
Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and
getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he
is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp
Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting
like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this
point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric
asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong
WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK
Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole
ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De
Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit
easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot
Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled
dickweed
Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire
town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with
care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN
YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH
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He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
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when they argue, when they're getting
along, it feels perfec...
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can make her smile like he does
He might make her mad, but nobody
can make her laugh like he does.
He might stress her out, but nobody
makes her happier than he does
Although it may feel like the right thing
to do to leave him, she just feels so
wrong without him because nothing
makes sense, nothing feels the way it's
supposed to, nothing feels right. But
with him, it's just something she can't
explain. Although it might feel like hell
when they argue, when they're getting
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with homework and grades. They don't
let you dream any more, they crush it
with the pressures to be mediocre yet
pretend they want greatness from you.
That is wrong. That is so wrong."

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with homework and grades. They don't
let you dream any more, they crush it
with the pressures to be mediocre yet
pretend they want greatness from you.
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my brother would laugh at me :( via: @juancantu8: My sisters EX did her so wrong 4 days before valentines, so l did what a brother should do and got her sum stuff for valentines! MAKE THE ONES YOU LOVE FEEL SPECIAL!! ALWAYS! Treating my sister right like a real man should my brother would laugh at me :( via: @juancantu8

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wrong 4 days before valentines,
so l did what a brother should
do and got her sum stuff for
valentines! MAKE THE ONES
YOU LOVE FEEL SPECIAL!!
ALWAYS!
Treating my sister
right like a real man
should
my brother would laugh at me :( via: @juancantu8

my brother would laugh at me :( via: @juancantu8: My sisters EX did her so
wrong 4 days before valentines,
so l did what a brother should
do and got her sum stuff for
valentines! MAKE THE ONES
YOU LOVE FEEL SPECIAL!!
ALWAYS!
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right like a real man
should
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kiwis: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong starklightt wait how big are they then biggest-gaudiest-patronuses closer to pumpkins kiwis

kiwis: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
closer to pumpkins
kiwis

kiwis: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
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lifetimeoftired: summoningraziel: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you … Please tell me you guys are kidding. Florida is like it’s own country I swear I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍 Um. This is so wrong. You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas That last one is so true I’m from texas and can confirm : The US SHOULD be divided like this Nos Norther Suthwes* Southeost But its act э11ym like this: uest South Whot lifetimeoftired: summoningraziel: manwiththesquidhat: kichizone: oswinstark: wilwheaton: kittydoom: jimmyfury: pumpkinskull: interruptingpanda: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!) In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you … Please tell me you guys are kidding. Florida is like it’s own country I swear I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators. oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South? north florida is yes. The rest is not. I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍 Um. This is so wrong. You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity. We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks. clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas That last one is so true I’m from texas and can confirm

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summoningraziel:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

That last one is so true

I’m from texas and can confirm
: The US SHOULD be
divided like this

Nos
Norther
Suthwes*
Southeost

But its act э11ym
like this:

uest
South
Whot
lifetimeoftired:
summoningraziel:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

That last one is so true

I’m from texas and can confirm

lifetimeoftired:
summoningraziel:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

That last one is so true

I’m from texas and can confirm
: The US SHOULD be
divided like this

Nos
Norther
Suthwes*
Southeost

But its act э11ym
like this:

uest
South
Whot
lifetimeoftired:
summoningraziel:

manwiththesquidhat:

kichizone:

oswinstark:

wilwheaton:

kittydoom:

jimmyfury:

pumpkinskull:

interruptingpanda:

myotpisgay:

ninjaboots:

gayyourlifemustbe:

cloakstone69:

president-vanellope:
wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

Um. This is so wrong.

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

That last one is so true

I’m from texas and can confirm

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So Wrong: @Jackalcakes My mother caught a hawk while it was diving to get her chickens and it just has the most confused face ever that this could have gone so wrong

So Wrong: @Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong

So Wrong: @Jackalcakes
My mother caught a hawk while
it was diving to get her chickens
and it just has the most confused
face ever that this could have
gone so wrong

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Wait- they’re how big now?!?: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong starklightt wait how big are they then bigt-gaudiest-patronuses closer to pumpkins Wait- they’re how big now?!?

Wait- they’re how big now?!?: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
bigt-gaudiest-patronuses
closer to pumpkins
Wait- they’re how big now?!?

Wait- they’re how big now?!?: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi
fruit and i was so wrong
starklightt
wait how big are they then
bigt-gaudiest-patronuses
closer to pumpkins
Wait- they’re how big now?!?

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laughoutloud-club: The smile is a lie: I wonder if he's thinking about me where did I go so wrong in my life that I ended up refreshing fresh on 9gag? laughoutloud-club: The smile is a lie

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The smile is a lie: I wonder
if he's
thinking
about me
where did I go
so wrong in my
life that I
ended up refreshing
fresh on 9gag?
laughoutloud-club:

The smile is a lie

laughoutloud-club:

The smile is a lie: I wonder
if he's
thinking
about me
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Friendly Language: penfairy Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained "why can't l treat everyone the same?" "l don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!'" "wouldn't using 'du' just show I like them?" until one guy conceded "l suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all banned from using du until I can trust you" deflare God help Japanese teachers in Australia languageoclock if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is derinthemadscientist Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and l kept automatically thinking that strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal addresS. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself and if you weren't using the most informal version possible within three sentences ot meeting someone they'd take it to mean you hated them hollowedskin 100% true the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a fistfight Source: penfairy Friendly Language

Friendly Language: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't l treat everyone the same?" "l
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!'"
"wouldn't using 'du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "l suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you"
deflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and l kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal addresS. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences ot meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them
hollowedskin
100% true
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Friendly Language

Friendly Language: penfairy
Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to
explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a
class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and
loudly complained "why can't l treat everyone the same?" "l
don't want to be a Sie!" "but being friendly is respectful!'"
"wouldn't using 'du' just show I like them?" until one guy
conceded "l suppose maybe l'd use Sie with someone like the
prime minister, if he weren't such a cunt" and my teacher
ended up with her head in her hands saying "you are all
banned from using du until I can trust you"
deflare
God help Japanese teachers in Australia
languageoclock
if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is
derinthemadscientist
Australia's reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We
don't even really think about it until we try to communicate or
learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty
standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to
America this one time and l kept automatically thinking that
strangers using 'sir' and 'ma'am' were sassing me
Australians could not be trusted with a language with
ingrained tiers of formal addresS. The most formal forms
would immediately become synonyms for 'go fuck yourself
and if you weren't using the most informal version possible
within three sentences ot meeting someone they'd take it to
mean you hated them
hollowedskin
100% true
the difference between "scuse me" and "excuse me" is a
fistfight
Source: penfairy
Friendly Language

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