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Asian, Definitely, and Omg: ap thebibliosphere: tienriu: thebibliosphere: folly-of-alexandria: justlookatthosesausages: This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg @thebibliosphere Sounds perfectly understandable to me. She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples. I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part.  But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me.  I assumed it was another language - potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there. I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value.  But also it’s not just an accent - that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed. I’m a weird one though - I grew up in an asian country (not white), and somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English. It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots :) “Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”. It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.
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Advice, Children, and Confused: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge advice-animal: Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks. This post did to me what vaccines couldnt.It gave me autism
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Children, Confused, and Definitely: this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it. kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me sick to my stomach. there are babies NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's h for them and their parents have no idea how much grief theyre causing right now. so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body honeybruh everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from Where's my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that Imao therealklt If you didn't go to their blog, you're missing the best part: My Rabies Story My Story: I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I've had rabies ever since. I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don't ask me to. Does this mean you're going to die soon?: Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn't actually kill you. I'm in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Ev experiences rabies differently and I co potentially live a full happy life. For exam the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn't died yet. Are you going to infect other people? Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I'm fine and safe to be around. (x) This is the kind of stuff that you have to lauglh at or you'll go insane. hysterrific yes i actually have rabi stop asking When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn't be shocked anymore, I didn't mean it as a challenge Sorry for the annoying submit button, tumblr mobile sucks.
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Children, Definitely, and Dumb: rabidloving this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die" way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country. because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but ts fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have AT&T rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it 1:07 AM how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's healthy for them" and their parents have no idea how much grief they're causing right now so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like "yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body Just when you think anti-vaxx couldn’t get any crazier
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Children, Definitely, and Dumb: rabidloving this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don't think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don't want to be vaccinated then so be it kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don't mean that in a "they'll make you autistic and die" way. i mean they don't understand what they're setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that's for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they're trans, they're definitely too young to consent to a vax. i haven't had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they've been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc "thats what's healthy for them" and their parents have no idea how much grief they're causing right now so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids?? slavz Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase discourseful at first i was like "yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take" and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body Source: rabidloving anti-vaccinators has thoughts on rabies.
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Alive, Church, and Shit: 15s It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a church and like....'m an atheist so....yea Expand <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tillytroylertylertroye.tumblr.com/post/112646422839/popularhistorian-katherinearandez">tillytroylertylertroye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popularhistorian.tumblr.com/post/46237938752/katherinearandez">popularhistorian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherinearandez.tumblr.com/post/46200840875/special-snowflake-hall-of-fame-abhortion">katherinearandez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://special-snowflake-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/post/46194392617/abhortion-atheistrose">special-snowflake-hall-of-fame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abhortion.tumblr.com/post/46194129073/atheistrose-domesticabusewillsaveusall-so">abhortion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atheistrose.tumblr.com/post/46082936456/domesticabusewillsaveusall-so-awkward-i">atheistrose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://domesticabusewillsaveusall.tumblr.com/post/46073613951">domesticabusewillsaveusall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So awkward.</p> <p>I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a <b>church</b> so… yea</p> </blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote>
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Confused, Fucking, and Irs: wwow okay so yea one day in geograpny ciass we are watcning this video about volcanoes, and everyones basically falling asleep the teacher was at her desk eating her lunch whilst we were meant to be taking down notes and then my phone starts ringing in my pocket, it's on vibrate so no one else could hear it, i looked and it was an unknown number i maybe thought it was an emergancy so i thought fuck it i'll answer, this guy starts speaking and i was like who's this? he replies telling me he wants a medium pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, onions and anchovies, I act completely confused and he embarrasingly asks "this is dominos, right?" HE THOUGHT I WAS A PIZZA PLACE, i said no and laughed and told him he had the wrong number and he had called me in school, he quickly apologized before he hung up i stopped him because his voice sounded REAaaally miliar, like someone i've heard plenty of times I reluctinley ask "ir.you wouldn't by any chance happen to be benedict cumberbatch?" by now everyonenhelass knows n the phone and they are looking at me dazed and confused, one of the kids shouts "p on loud speaker!" so I proceed to do that and the fucking guy literally answers a that moment "yeah i am benedict but please please don't tell anyone Everyone in the class hears this and goes batshit insane (including my teacher who bare in mind is like late 40's and really stuck up) he then in a paniced voice says to me "listen listen give me your school address and i'll send your wole class pizza over in return for keeping this whole convo on the down low" WELL FUCK. AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW MY BORING CLASS ABOLIT VQLCANOS TURNED INTO A PIZZA PARTY This is true I was Benedict cucumber
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