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Facebook, Obama, and Phone: Re: Do Your Job 1 message Office of U.S. Senator Mike Braun <contact@braun.senate.gov Mon, Oct 7, 2019 at 1:24 PM WASHINGTON, DC OFFICE MIKE BRAUN INDIANA United States Senate October 7, 2019 Dear Thank you for contacting me regarding President Trump. I apprecia te hearing from you On September 9, 2019, The House Intelligence Committee was notified of a whistleblower complaint filed in August. The complaint relied on secondhand reports from unnamed sources to allege President Trump had improperly used the office of President to solicit cooperation from the Ukrainian President to investigate allegatio ns of meddling in the 2016 election by Ukra inian officials and corrupt behavior from previous US officials in Ukraine. The House Committee deman ded immediate declassification of sensitive documents to investigate the claims. Before either the whistleblower's report or the transcript of the conversation had been released, Speaker Pelosi announced she supported the beginning of a formal impeachment inquiry in the House In the days following the announcement of the inquiry, the President, in the interest of full transparency, took unprecedented action by ordering the declassify ing and public release of both the transcript of the phone call between the President and Zelensky and the anonymous whistleblower report Now having read both the whistleblower report and the transcript of the conversation between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, I believe that Speaker Pelosi's call for an impeachment inquiry can only be characterized as a politicized attack on the Trump Administration. The documents reveal a conversation in which President Trump talked to President Zelens ky about alleged corruption that occurred in Ukraine beginning under the Obama Admin is trati on and continuing through the 2016 election, topical and highly relevant to the United States' recent relationship with Ukraine Career politicians, distressed by President Trump's election in 2016, have sought from the day after the election to undermine his ability to effect change. Instead of working on issues that the American people care about, like healthcare reform infrastructure, or ratifying the United States-Mexico-Cana da Agreement, the Democrats have instead decided to continue harassing the Trump Administration with flimsy and unsubstantiated claims I was elected by the people of In diana to support President Trump in his efforts to change business as usual in Washington, D.C. That is what I intend to continue to do as your United Stat es Senator It is an honor to serve as your U.S. Senator from Indiana. Please keep in touch with me on issues of concern to you. You can also follow me on Twitter or Facebook for real time updates on my activities in the U.S. Senate. IfI ever may be of service, please do not hesitate to contact me. Sincerely Mike Braun U.S. Senator P.S. This message was sent by email to save taxpayer dollars. My Senator isn't up for re-election for another 4 years 🙃

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Fuck You, Lawyer, and Life: Optus 4G 7 7%I 10:14 am Every time I go to traffic court, I'm always assumed to be a lawyer. Spoiler Alert: I'm not a lawyer XL I don't frequently get traffic tickets or parking tickets, but when I do I fight them in person. On the day of my court appearance, this happens two or three times before the session: Karen: Hey you! You need to represent me today.I don't have a lawyer and I can't afford this $500 ticket. You need to get me off. I'll lose my license and can't bring my kids to school or go to work if Im found guilty. How much are your rates? They better not be expensive! All I can afford is $75 and no more than that! Me: I can't represent you. I'm not a lawyer and I don't have a law degree. Even if I was I can't solicit clients in the courthouse (and I point to a sign which says lawyers and paregals can't solicit clients in the court house) Karen: Don't you lie to me! You are a lawyer! Look at you! You're wearing a tie and have cufflinks on and you strut around here like you own the place! Me: Look lady. I'm not a lawyer. And even if I were a lawyer, I'd be charging you a lot more than $75 to represent you Karen: You see! You're a liar. You are a lawyer you just want to charge me more. Ok. I'll give you $100 and no more! And I better be found not guilty of my charge. Me: No lawyer can guarantee you'll be found not guilty. Especially not for $100. Karen: You have a duty to represent me. When my case comes up I will tell the judge that you are my lawyer and you will have to represent me. Me: For the last time, I AM NOT A LAWYER! But I do know this much, if you tell the judge im your lawyer and he finds out I'm not, you will be in serious trouble. Karen: Liar! You lawyers with your fancy hair and pocket squares think you're better than everyone else and... Me: Look, lady! Just because I wear a tie, cufflinks and have my hair done doesn't mean I'm a lawyer. Im a life insurance salesman!!! This is how I dress to go to work!! Karen: Then why are you here all dressed up if you're working in life insurance? Me: Because I have my own ticket to fight. And if I may make a suggestion, next time you come to court, have your lawyer pre hired and don't wear a ripped tank top from H&M. You should put on a good appearance for the judge. Karen: Fuck you you pathetic salesman.... And she walks off looking to find another "lawyer" 1.1k 86 Share Add a comment Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching This happens every time he goes to court!
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Apparently, Blessed, and Christmas: basic-banshee I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out But now the company holiday party is upon us. And I've been lying about the girlfriend. I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies. basic-banshee I like that people have two reactions to this post. Reasonable: "just say she couldn't make it!" Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU sweet-chesus Well, which one is it going to be? basic-banshee Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend I will give you a Starbucks gift card My boyfriend's dad is a VP at and he and his wife will 100% be there It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed You have loads of friends! Can't one of them do it? You're my only straight friend. I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end Just make a Craigslist ad Omg wait can I help And so begins bazfloralsuit having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now basic-banshee Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate. basic-banshee Apparently you can't solicit a date as a "gig" Inow see my mistake basic-banshee Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend Are you still talking about this Collin said you were joking I am 93% serious Can I wear a suit? How butch do I need to be? Oh my god yes you can weara suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner! Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat that following weekend? Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action. justluckyiguess My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating basic-banshee Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine basic-banshee By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman now straitjacket-memories Blessed post > 123,465 notes The Fake Dating AU (But Its in a Better Format)
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Apparently, Christmas, and Craigslist: weasowl pointlesslypointing Follow basic-banshee I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out. But now the company holiday party is upon us. And I've been lying about the girlfriend. I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies. basic-banshee I like that people have two reactions to this post. Reasonable: "just say she couldn't make it!" Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU sweet-chesus Well, which one is it going to be? basic-banshee Will you come to my company holiday party and pretend to be my girlfriend I will give you a Starbucks gift card My boyfriend's dad is a VP at, and he and his wife will 100% be there It's like you don't want our fake dating au to succeed You have loads of friends! Can't one of them do it? You're my only straight friend. I need insurance that we won't fall in love by the end Just make a Craigslist ad Omg wait can I help And so it begins bazfloralsuit having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now basic-banshee Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate basic-banshee ככ Apparently you can't solicit a date as a "gig" Tnow see my mistake basic-banshee Would you want to come to my company holiday party with me next weekend and pretend to be my fake girlfriend Are you still talking about this Collin said you were joking I am 93% serious Can I wear a suit? How butch dol need to be? Oh my god yes you can wear a suit? You can be as butch as your heart desires, there are no limits Are you actually down because I'm p serious. Free dinner! Yeah I'm down! Can you feed my cat that following weekend? Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action justluckyiguess My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating basic-banshee Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine basic-banshee By the way I'm in a relationship with this woman noW weasowl "you're my only straight friend, I need insurance we won't fall in love by the end" Imao she KNEW Source: basic-banshee 96 978 notes Fake dating AU
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