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Definitely, Doctor, and Fucking: Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)13:24:36 No.751748734 >Be me >lllustrious respected Doctor Just fled country >Find stupid shit village in new country >On search for sweet sweet medieval bitcoin 23 KB JPG >Realize this place is full of shitty huts and covered in garbage and feces >Definitely in France fuckingnostrils.woodetchin Myfg >Go up to filth ridden serf and demand they construct me a suitable living quarters >Simpleton just stares at me >Beat that fucking imbecile with my brand new doctor cane Hasgoodwristaction.chant >Addlepated fool tells me that they do not know how to build such a building >Explain that he should deconstruct all of their shitty huts in the village to construct my house >Agrees on the condition that I fix their witchcraft problem >Ughfuckkkk.parchment >Cease beating and tell disgusting vermin to take me to the cause of said witchcraft Brings me to a large shitty hut >Leader of village approaches me and asks if I can fix their problem >"Yes of course dimwitted peasant, the cure for the matter of Witchcraft is well within my merits as a Doctor" >Leader agrees to my terms and takes me into back room >See 6 women seizing out on a table >Whatthefuck.hymn >The putrid serf explains the women have been afflicted with a terrible spell >Explain that I, the renowned and very knowledgeable doctor, will procure their cure >Find a shit ton of random stuff in the woods >Come back with handful of random berries and sticks Tell then to shove the sticks in their asses and force feed them the berries >Mfw they actually do it >About 15 minutes later all of them foam at the mouth and die >Whoops.organ >Villagers accuse me of murder Explain to them that they are ignorant fools, and the women will of course resurrect themselves in a weeks time, free of witchcraft >They believe me >Onemillionmedievalkeks.Sonnet >Wait until nightfall >Steal all the precious medieval bitcoin I could find >Burn village down >Take horse and ride towards next town >I am a doctor
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Definitely, Doctor, and Fucking: Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed)13:24:36 No.751748734 >Be me >lllustrious respected Doctor Just fled country >Find stupid shit village in new country >On search for sweet sweet medieval bitcoin 23 KB JPG >Realize this place is full of shitty huts and covered in garbage and feces >Definitely in France fuckingnostrils.woodetchin Myfg >Go up to filth ridden serf and demand they construct me a suitable living quarters >Simpleton just stares at me >Beat that fucking imbecile with my brand new doctor cane Hasgoodwristaction.chant >Addlepated fool tells me that they do not know how to build such a building >Explain that he should deconstruct all of their shitty huts in the village to construct my house >Agrees on the condition that I fix their witchcraft problem >Ughfuckkkk.parchment >Cease beating and tell disgusting vermin to take me to the cause of said witchcraft >Brings me to a large shitty hut >Leader of village approaches me and asks if I can fix their problem >"Yes of course dimwitted peasant, the cure for the matter of Witchcraft is well within my merits as a Doctor" >Leader agrees to my terms and takes me into back room >See 6 women seizing out on a table >Whatthefuck.hymn >The putrid serf explains the women have been afflicted with a terrible spell >Explain that 1, the renowned and very knowledgeable doctor, will procure their cure >Find a shit ton of random stuff in the woods >Come back with handful of random berries and sticks >Tell then to shove the sticks in their asses and force feed them the berries >Mfw they actually do it >About 15 minutes later all of them foam at the mouth and die >Whoops.organ >Villagers accuse me of murder >Explain to them that they are ignorant fools, and the women will of course resurrect themselves in a weeks time, free of witchcraft >They believe me >Onemillionmedievalkeks.Sonnet >Wait until nightfall >Steal all the precious medieval bitcoin I could find >Burn village down >Take horse and ride towards next town >I am a doctor
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School, Shakespeare, and Taken: D) Celebrate your nerdy side I have always been obsessed with metaphors and symbols. My mind has been intrigued with replacing words for images and different representations since middle school. I distinctly remember its impression after reading "Sonnet 18" by Shakespeare. I am the type of person that finds meaning in almost everything. My mind is like a sponge, and each droplet of water represents how I think. I try to wring every drop of water out, trying to find a meaning even if it's not there. This is why AP English Language and Composition has been my favorite class taken. It allowed me to decipher and analyze information in new ways. This class went beyond the basic plot, theme, and characterization typically taught in an English class and instead focused on the writers language. This insight facilitated my comprehension of the way writers develop and plan their ideas cohesively. I have a greater appreciation of writing and analytical skills that are of great value. I also learned how patience and hard work take time to master a particular essay. These skills have fostered my motivation and work ethic. I am able to actively invigorate my brain into the assignment to my best potential. My aforementioned writing skill is an idiosyncratic trait of mine. It allows me to express my ideas eloquently and coherently when it is difficult to do so verbally. This voice makes me feel pow erful whether I am exp re ssing it creatively or through an essay "My mind is like a sponge, and each droplet of water represents how I think."

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9/11, A Dream, and Anaconda: RIO 40 ,d 33% . 1 2:00 AM AJ Tuesday 9:11 PM name is AJ, this could get Thursday 10:40 PM Wednesday 12:17 AM also My best friend once dated an AJ. When they broke up, I said it was cuz there can be only one AJ in her life. I was alpha AJ currently filing a complaint with TripAd- visor because they didn't list you as the best place to eat out in South Florida Are you telling me I have to break up Today 12:09 AM jesus fucking christ Today 11.16 AM Wednesday 11.52 PM What's even crazier is that the esteemed yachting publication MBY magazine didn't list you as the best motorboat of 2018 Ok it's done and he wasn't happy about it but that's behind me now and we Today 12:06 AM Finally, I found my happily everly after face Does this mean we now do all the brother stuff I used to do with him I also keep rereading the Autobytel lists and it looks like they forgot to include you on their Top Ten Smoothest Rides ype a message.. I am your new brother. Even the L'Oréal makeup awards neglected to put you in the category for My brother and I always used to make out shirtless and I hope these boob things don't get in the way of that Type a message -8, 1214 61% 44:53 PM 123 Taijah I'm polyamorous, but polysaturated (not looking for more partners) just needed to let you know i'm a make a man feel adequ Wednesday 11:34 PM I just wanted to make sure you knew that marrying Jonah Hill would make Also an important terminology question if you gained 100 lbs and lost one of your lovers would that make you a polyunsaturated fat Today 4:40 PM re Today 12:55 AM I've heard those are good for your heart Jonah the fit god Honestly I Dont Remember It would be my greatest honor Ikno I Have Another Tinder But That 1 Is Old Type a message Today 7:32 PM Maybe not... It could've just been ,d 57% You ever watch Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House?" Because if you moved there after your wedding you'd be Hill House's Hill Hill 3:46 PM Ocearn Really and if you then used Jonah's fitgod wealth to buy and rename some rural hill for housing development it could be Hill House's Hill Hill's Housing Hill Type a message... Type a message... Thursday 10:26 PM Ok I can do a Shakespearean sonnet, or a custom format and then l'd need a topic Today 113 PM Brittney Vale Oh my GOD lol own level Your bio is great If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless? so are we starting our poetry battle correspondence chess match or what? I just got back from a cruise last every move delivered as a poem of course So you could say I've also got recent practical experience riding the Ocean Naked and homeless is my desired endpoint in life Not physically stronger lype a message More mentally and emotionally stronge Today 11:34 PM rthoug RI峠峯40,d 81%. 11:17 PM Sounds like a dream come true Aisleen Today 11:52 PM How'd you like to help get me half way The battle of wits had arrived What's the best type of seat to have on for Drew Vs. Vale: it was live Can totally help with the homeless part window!! always He figured he might, just go on and It actually doesn't matter which you help with first, the getting naked or the moving out from home re and now move out his pawn to E5 a place to rest your head unlike the other two seats, and most Both would need a large group of very strong men Head and the clouds... I like it You have way too much time on your hands aisleen because the view is nicer And easier access to the cockpit ype a message Type a message My family: "if you're on Tinder why are you still single?" Me:
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Anaconda, Christmas, and Dancing: Maryann Sunday 10:33 PM Ok so I can do a sonnet or a Dr Seuss poem or some custom format and then l'd need a topic Sunday 10:49 PM Ooh a dr Seuss poem about E. coli Monday 12:40 AM From peaks above Whovillea telescope peered behind which a face of green ugliness He watched the Whos dancing and singing at play... The Grinch had to put that to end right Their Christmas was soon, and so was his chance He watched as they foolishly laughed and they pranced Their party would end, and that was no lie, for Grinch had a weapon: escherichia While Yooks and Zooks bickered on how to make toast a dog undetected walked up to the roast He dropped in a drop of a liquid so foul, and then scampered off with a wolfious The arguing quests never even saw Max.. nor did they see his small snowy paww tracks. They cut at the roast and they took it by and with every bite, they did seal their own The rumble of talking soon fell back replaced with the rumble of tummies Horton heard Whos as they called out in a crampingous chorus of colons on drain. The Cat in the Hat with an urgency knew that he had to go both Thing One and Two. As Conrad stood choosing among the he buckled to knees and succumbed to the A chocolate fountain ran just to his right, but now there were more chocolate fountains this night. With rears pointed up, it would all and coat all the berries and fruit to deep Sally's small fish was submerged in pure dark his water in bowl looking more like tree He knew what he felt and he swore that he his colon would drain all 100 percent Oh, I shit this, Sam-1-Am, I seemed to shit green eggs and ham l think I shit this in a box and think I shit this on a fox. I must have shit this in my chair I must have shit this everywhere!" The Grinch from his scope watched with joy in his eyes but something in gut grew to six times its size For he'd hardly noticed that Max had and something else too, as Grinch's now He dropped to his knees knowing Maxwell, you fool... or this strain was too s His gut went a seizing; he let out a He caught a small whiff. "That's a mean one, Mr. Grinch He'd made ending Christmas his only but since he was naughty he lay lumps of coal. Reflecting in shit he then surely should knew if he shit on others he'd surely shit too. In papers in Thneedville it made the front page, Brown Christmas in Whoville Does And that Christmas grudge? Grinch swore he would quit. Max the dog knew Grinch was still full of shit. Monday 7:33 AM Lmao wow I've never been so simultaneously impressed and regretful Monday 8:42 AM The last woman I hooked up with sald it left her unimpressed and regretful so we could keep the downward spiral Monday 11:32 AM Haha you're really selling yourself Tuesday 107 PM Yeah I figured if I wrote diarrhea Dr Seuss fanfiction and then insulted my own sexual prowess it'd probably lead to Did it work Today 114 PM I'm.. not sure Type a message...
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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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Beautiful, Gif, and God: KEmilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared, In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my god Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF
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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy No other one could brighten up her days Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart, Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my god Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF
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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

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Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF This got gilded 7 times on r/tinder. Am I the only one who thinks it belongs here?

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Being Alone, Doge, and Dude: EBOOK 9 Shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet. NOTEBOOK 3.9 6.99 10andthetardis chaoswolf1982 ennlyons adelyn Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He'd rock the fuck out of memes. Dont deny it Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow I don't understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There's a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment 'Exit, pursued by a doge' alone makes this worth reblogging D Heck, the line that's based on, "Exit, pursued by bear", only exists because Shakespeare couldn't think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer's block And then the bear gets him The bear? Yes the bear Yes to everything this post says. Shakespeare would have been too tech savvy if he would have existed now
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Dumb, Earned It, and Jurassic Park: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

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Dumb, Earned It, and Jurassic Park: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

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