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Apple, Facebook, and Memes: TECH APPLE ENTERTAINMENT Mar 27 | Apple confirms its commitment to enter the entertainment industry, stating, "We're all in." Apple gave more details on its intent to position itself as a player in the emerging streaming content market, casting away some doubts over its commitment to the entertainment industry. In recent months, the company has outspent Facebook, YouTube, and, in some bidding wars, Netflix, which the largest player in the market. The company鈥檚 budget for entertainment is expected to pass $1 billion this year. ___ 鈥淲e鈥檙e all in,鈥 said Eddy Cue, a senior vice president in charge of entertainment. 鈥淲e鈥檙e completely all in.鈥 ___ Although Apple has produced some projects already at a quick pace, Cue said it will not follow the high-volume model that Netflix employs. Mr. Cue, who has been at Apple for nearly three decades, cited Pixar as a model when he was interviewed at South by Southwest. ___ 鈥淲e don鈥檛 know anything about making television,鈥 Cue said at South by Southwest. 鈥淪o what skills does Apple bring to that? And the viewpoint is: very little. There鈥檚 other things we bring. We know how to create apps, we know how to do distribution, we know how to market. But we don鈥檛 really know how to create shows.鈥 ___ Photo: Jessica Kourkounis | The New York Times

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Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "馃...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 馃槀." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 馃槀. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 馃槏. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 馃. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀 (馃摲: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly any...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad 馃槀. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT 馃槃. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad 馃. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀

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Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages @balleralert Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鈥淚t was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating there鈥檚 something bigger there,鈥 San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. 鈥淭hen the conversation transitions to children. That鈥檚 the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.鈥 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.

Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 A preschool teacher w...