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Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "๐Ÿค”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles ๐Ÿ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS ๐Ÿ˜. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u ๐Ÿค—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ท: Reddit u-ebbp)
Af, Another One, and Ass: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch,
 so this is her daily act of rebellion
So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "๐Ÿค”...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles ๐Ÿ˜‚." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS ๐Ÿ˜. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u ๐Ÿค—. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ท: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly any...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog*
 me: awww da little puppyyy
 @DrSmashlove
I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not ...

Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages @balleralert Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œIt was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating thereโ€™s something bigger there,โ€ San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. โ€œThen the conversation transitions to children. Thatโ€™s the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.
Children, Crime, and Memes: Teacher Saves Children From
 Sexual Abuse After Reading
 Abuser's Text Messages
 @balleralert
Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A preschool teacher was able to save two kids while aboard a Southwest Airlines flight after seeing horrific messages from a man in the seat in front of her. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The San Jose Police department reports that 56-year old Michael Keller was texting on his smartphone with large font, when the woman noticed that the messages involved young children being sexually abused. The woman discreetly took photos of his screen and reported the case to airline staff. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œIt was in large font, and she sees certain words and starts contemplating thereโ€™s something bigger there,โ€ San Jose sex-crimes detective Nick Jourdenais told MercuryNews. โ€œThen the conversation transitions to children. Thatโ€™s the moment when she decided to preserve the evidence as best as she could.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Upon the landing of the flight, a flight attendant notified police about the situation. Keller was arrested at the airport. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After a thorough investigation, authorities found that Keller was actually texting babysitter, Gail Burnworth, who was babysitting two young children. BuzzFeed reports that the texts allegedly included requests for Burnworth to sexually abuse the children. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Both Keller and Burnworth have been arrested. Keller was charged with two counts of attempted child molestation and two counts of solicitation of a sex crime. Burnworth was charged with sexual exploitation of a minor, rape of a child in the first degree, and dealing in depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct, according to the police report.

Teacher Saves Children From Sexual Abuse After Reading Abuser's Text Messages-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € A preschool teacher w...