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Spaghetti Falls Out: File: pepe png (234 KB, 650x650) Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)14:49:57 No.780105901 [Reply]7010841780107833 >be me >last day of school before summer >probably about some stupid shit like have a good summer >It's the last day so everyone is talking and you can't hear shit from the principal >yells at everyone to shut up the students do >principal greets everyone, the usual start >some kid shouts at the top of his lungs "CoCK >everyone suddenly starts going apeshit >the principal sighs and takes an advil >everyone is chanting "COCK COCK cOCK CoCK COCK" some kid rips his pants off >oh Fuck.png >kids are screaming >one girl is having a breakdown in the corner >teacher pulls out a bottle of beer and chugs it >more kids are stripping >mfw some kid behind me pulls my pants down, revealing my magnum dong >everyone goes silent and turn towards me one black kid shouts "THIS NIGGA GOT A BIG ASS DICK" >I pull up my pants and run away in pure embarrassment >My spaghetti falls out of my pockets >everyone looks at my spaghetti >i sob >that spaghetti was my wife wake up realize I'm in the assembly still >tfw the assembly is so boring you dream about getting pantsed >My spaghetti is still in my pocket at least gently pet my wife >teacher sees, thinks im getting my phone >teacher asks for me to give her my phone >some kid sneaks up behind the teacher and pulls her pants down, revealing her magnum dong >tfw you realize your teacher is a futa >tfw you realize this greentext sucks
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Spaghetti Falls Out: File: BzH9bvZ.png (990 KB, 1093x443) !! Anonymous (ID: LESNAR ) 07/28/17(Fri)00:31:30 No.1590903 Reply])>>1590934 >>1590945 >want to go see Wonder Woman >can't find a decent camrip online >decide to bite the bullet and go to the cinema >purchase my ticket online so as to minimize human interaction >l have a touch of the 'tism so conversations are difficult for me >catch the bus, sit by myself on a 2-seater in front of two 15 year old girls ON A yts thursday >they see me, one of them taps me on the shoulder and looks away giggling when I turn around >I get red-faced and tears start weling >one of the girls says "hey what's your name cutie?" >I turn around and yell "I AM JUST TRYING TO RIDE THE BUS PLEASE STOP INTIMIDATING ME" >tears are flowing by this point >everyone on the bus is looking at me >I turn back around and I can hear someone at the back of the bus say "oh my god what a psycho" >pull my hood over my head to avoid making eye contact with anyone when I exit the bus >l arrive at the cinema >get in line behind two nigras, accidentally scuff the back of one's shoe >he turns around "DA FUCK YOU TOUCHIN ME FO WHITE BOI YOU BEST BE SUCKING MY DICK NOW NIGGA >blubber "o-ok" >get down on my knees >he takes out his cock, it's 16 inches >start sucking the tip >"OH YEEEEEAH, YO GET A LOAD OF DIS WHYTE BOI YEAH SUCK DAT DICK >he nuts in over my face >some it gets in my eyes >teenagers are laughing at me >manager comes over and tells everyone to hurry up and get inside >doesn't let me wipe the cum from my face >I go into the theater >eventually realize I'm in the wrong theater >It's the Boss Baby try to leave, security shakes their head at me and gestures for me to sit back down >might as well enjoy the movie >I take out my bread and butter from my coin purse and offer some to the family sitting next to me >little girl punches me in the balls >l can't breath >mother screams at me and calls me a monster >can't see anything but red flashing, I can feel myself being dragged out by a cheering crowd >put in a police car and taken to the station >put in holding cell >spaghetti falls out of my asshole
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Computer scientist buys a tablet from Best Buy: Anonymous 02/06/17(Mon)03:57:26 No.58816033 2258816275 Go to bestbuy >Pick up iPad2 >get swarmed by some drone that really wants me to buy it >l start raging over its flawed operating parameters and outdated hardware blank looks, blank looks everywhere >I scream, "l'M A GOD DAMNED COMPUTER SCIENTIST, YOU FUCKING RETARDS" everyone in the store looks at me with awed filled faces >l ask if they have an external SSD drive >the guy doesn't know >I flip shit and ask to speak with his manager >the manager comes out and says they don't honor that, but they can sell me a viewsonic tablet a viewsonic tablet blank looks >I rage, "GOD DAMN WHY CANT ANYONE FUCKING USE THEIR BRAINS AROUND HERE?" >my homie asks me to calm down, l'm like no, bro, these people are fucking gay" >he tells me that this is going to end up with us going home and me ordering all my shit online >l tell the gal at the front kiosk with obvious damp spots where her nipples were to put her tits away >we leave l ended up buying all my electronics online after all, but holy fuck those people make me upset. Anonymous 02/06/17(Mon)04:21:26 No.58816275 2258816468 58816033 doors slam shut >they start carting in pallets of viewsonic tablets WHAT THE FUCK >th-thanks >One employee walks up with an external SSD drive >TH-THANKS >he tosses it into the wall and it explodes, he shits himself and spaghetti falls out as he walks away >new employee walks up with internal SSD drives and USB 2.0 to IDE adapters >2.0 >IDE >goes completely apeshit literally bouncing off the walls breaking bones >"We don't honor that but we can sell you an external viewsonic SSD" >picks up shelves and throws them at door trying to get out >"We can sell you an internal viewsonic tablet starts clawing eyes out and dies >Carts back dead guy, it's over >"How about a god damned computer scientist... we honor that >grind up the body to make a viewsonic tablet Computer scientist buys a tablet from Best Buy
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