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Amazon, Ass, and Bruh: Can I take them both home? @DrSmashlove So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok πŸ€—. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Amazon, Ass, and Bruh: Can I take them both home?
 @DrSmashlove
So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at screens without any disruptions other than clients calling or my secretary asking me if I'm ok πŸ€—. Anyway at the pool I seen some shit so of course imma speak on it. First and foremost. What's up with these dudes with the baldy chests but from the belly button on down, they got a Amazon MFin rainforest? Is this the wave? Are y'all manscaping to this extent now? Like don't girls either like hairy ass dudes or baldy dudes? Is there a population of women out there that's like "I like a man's belly to be only half hairy it's so God damn sexy like I want four clean abs and two extremely snarly abs it makes me form a puddle under me ... I also love it when Jeff only shaves one ass cheek like I spank his left one and it's clean as a whistle and the left one looks like a gorilla's ass FUCK 😍" <- this woman is a rare breed ... if she exist, point her out - women with strange fetishes like this tend to be the highest caliber freaks πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway to make matters worse I seen a dude with a baldy chest and hair under the belly button region but it was a landing strip but like a thick one as if it naturally grew like that but he clearly made the edges crispy. BRUH. UNLESS YOUR NAME IS CHARLIE AND U A FANCY GAY MAN LIVING IN RANDOMLY GAY-FABULOUS CITY LIKE SAN ANTONIO AND U A CROSS FIT COACH BUT U ALSO MODEL ON THE SIDE AND HAVE 70,000 FOLLOWERS ON IG, A LANDING STRIP IS NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED. I stop going to the pool for two summers and I see this shit. Y'all terrible πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So I went to the pool yesterday for the first time in a hot minute because I don't engage in leisure and instead live in a cave staring at s...

Af, Bless Up, and Cum: Taking a sick day to spend time with his penguin @Drsmashlove My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Cum: Taking a sick day to spend time with his
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 @Drsmashlove
My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappointment - I think we built it up too much while we were apart πŸ˜•." Ok lemme splain y'all. See what happen when u super charged up sexually with someone but y'all geographically apart is, u start getting into wild fantasy situations when discussing what y'all gonna do. It's never like "I'm gonna have passionate, loving missionary sexual relations with you because the distance hath made me crave you, lover 😍." Nah. Hell nah. U gon be way, way overboard with it: "BABY GIRL...WHEN I FUCKING SEE YOU...IMMA...LISTEN...NO, SHUT UP, LISTEN...IMMA SUSPEND YOU UPSIDE DOWN SIDEWAYS FROM THE CEILING KARMA SUTRA STYLE...FINNA LEAP UP ON YOU LIKE SPIDER MAN...GRAB YOUR NECK WITH ONE HAND AND GRAB YOUR HAIR WITH THE OTHER HAND AND SPANK YOU WITH A THIRD TENTACLE OCTOPUS HAND THAT U AIN'T EVEN SEEN YET AND USE MY FOOT TO HIT YOU WITH THAT HITACHI ON FULL JACKHAMMER MODE...FINNA MAKE YOU CUM 783 TIMES MAMA...YOU DON'T EVEN...LISTEN...ON GOD IT'S FINNA BE ON..." Then y'all link up and he mount you and u kiss his neck and say "I missed you daddy" and he gon YOLO everything he done built up deep inside u, shed a single tear, roll over and schleep because that's what a real one gon do if u got that A1 Masterpiece Punani - especially after a long absence? Goner. U feel me? We miss u mama. That's just how it go down. Side note: there's no moral of the story here. I'm not gon say: "tone it down over text." That long distance pen pal shit is sexy AF! Just manage expectations and understand that in person it's gon be a lil different πŸ€—. BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My lil homegirl text me saying "smash, I went to go see a guy I was talking to who moved, and it ended up being a little bit of a disappoint...