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iplaytolosebitch: Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :) Person in Boo Hat (H): What? S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3 H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno. (H starts to giggle) S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS! H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure- S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?! H: [laughing] Bones? S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?! H: [holding face and laughing quietly] S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!! : iplaytolosebitch: Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :) Person in Boo Hat (H): What? S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3 H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno. (H starts to giggle) S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS! H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure- S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?! H: [laughing] Bones? S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?! H: [holding face and laughing quietly] S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!
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<p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote> <p>…how did they found out</p> </blockquote>: Human 1. BRAIN 2. FRONT Don't Eat although the brain seems fatty and tasty, its no good, gives you CJD (Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease basically kills your brain cells. Unless you want to inherit the aura of your meal, steer clear. Eye Fillet best cut n on-working musele, sits on the bowell Ribs (Spare Ribs) good eating -BBQ Cuts 1. Brain 3. BACK Neck diced, 4. ARMS Fore Arm- 2. Frnthungarian goulash 3. Back tough meat -soup Shoulder- Blade Steak (slow cook, needs some work to make tender) 4. Arms 5. Other Strip down the middle of Upper Arm- slow cook like lamb shanks the back (loin) all BBQ steaks Middle of Loin middle is the rib fillet or scotch fillet (good eating) 5, OTHER Lower Loin porterhouse steak or T-bone (good cating) Lungs full of iron 6. L.egs Skin you can leave on crackling Lower back on either side of Loin muscles Rump (need to shave the hair off though) Nervous System carbohydrates rich 6. LEGS Below the knee-tough meat, too sinewy, working muscles, stewing (meat vegie /slow cook) Liver-Den't Eat Because we give our livers a good bash, they are full of Vitimin A too much Vit A is toxic and can fuck you up-pretty much weakening your body, making you throw up, general bedy and head pains Thigh meat again, working muscle, slow cook-Osso Bucco Buttocks (silverside or topside) slow roast, Mum's Sunday roast <p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote> <p>…how did they found out</p> </blockquote>
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