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ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

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gloomypurrincess: reblog with yours!![source]: Edward-Elric32's Make a random "Sparkle Doq" MeMe! the second installment of the Possibly Cool but Possibly Ugly Series! Follow directions, first put in the correct colors, WITHOUT looking at where they are going to go on the template Put the very first color that comes to your head here Ask someone (anyone) what 1color they think best describes your personality, put it here Put your best friend's 2 Put any nutural color here (greys, browns, etc. any shade) hair color here Put the main color of your shirt here Put a lighter nutural here Put the color that you think describes your personality here Put a darker nutural here 10 Put the color of whatever your Put what hair color you wish you had here computer is sitting on now The color of the closest object to your right hand other than your computer and mouse When you read the word "shocking!" what color do you think first. put it here 6 12 But while you're here, say or draw something funny in this box Filler box!!! HEY NO CHEATING! Use 2 as ear and eye color Use 5 for the hair, then add streaks or tips using 6 Put 8 on main body Use 3 for a marking (everything that's the darker are on the back, and a marking on the face (er Use 10 for inner ears and nose Use 11 for a marking on the tail and then use it for a marking wherever else you want. Use 9 on chest underbelly. muzzle and cheeks Use 4 as the secendary color (where all the light grey Use 1 to add a marking of your choise anywhere on the legs drawing by Edward-elric32 Use 7 in anyway you want Put 12 on the claws and tongue As for the paws, and underside of tail, leave them white, or pick any of your colors to color them with Add any finishing touches you want. You may remove all the directions if you want, or leave them Make sure to leave a link to the original so your friends can do it too! gloomypurrincess: reblog with yours!![source]

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