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God, Ignorant, and Love: HE WO MAN FE MALE HU MAN PER SON visual-poetry »swofehuperx by richard tipping (+) [vial mitosisisyourtosis men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture rhysiare Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do. 1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto- Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words he and "she in English have similar form. 2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no basis in that. 3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such 4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo- European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of 5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language. Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane. Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE
WO MAN
FE MALE
HU MAN
PER SON
visual-poetry
»swofehuperx by richard tipping (+)
[vial
mitosisisyourtosis
men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their
biological inferiority and general superfluousness
this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture
rhysiare
Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me
ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made
fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason,
because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about
things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.
1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which
were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-
Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the
same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of
patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of
English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the
words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated
So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the
words he and "she in English have similar form.
2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this
one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to
mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male
adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman
respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as
being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman
evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes
where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped
its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have
nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no
basis in that.
3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two
completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which
meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella
which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she
where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having
any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as
such
4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-
European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly
being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope
here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man
in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any
conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of
5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck
out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at
this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the
same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan
for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks
to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any
meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language.
Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within
speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do
fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane.
Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

God, Ignorant, and Love: HE
WO MAN
FE MALE
HU MAN
PER SON
visual-poetry
»swofehuperx by richard tipping (+)
[vial
mitosisisyourtosis
men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their
biological inferiority and general superfluousness
this is not just the natural order this is the language of a patriarchal culture
rhysiare
Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me
ache something terrible. In my linguistics dass in undergrad, we actually made
fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason,
because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about
things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.
1 She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which
were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-
Germanic words meaning that/there. He as a word evolved from the
same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for thishere, Your idea of
patriarchal language further falls apart when you compare this part of
English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the
words in German for he and she are 'er and sie", completely unrelated
So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the
words he and "she in English have similar form.
2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this
one. Man did not used to mean "male", man used to
mean humanity/human being, the old words in Old English for male
adult person and female adult person were werman and wifman
respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as
being the remnants of the base "wer- and the base wif-. Woman
evolved phonologically from the word wifman by natural processes
where the 'f sound dropped and the became lax. Man dropped
its wer stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have
nothing to do with patriarchy because phonological change has no
basis in that.
3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two
completely different words. Male comes from Old French masle which
meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well femella
which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she
where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having
any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as
such
4 Hman: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-
European "ghomon which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly
being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope
here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for man
in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any
conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of
5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck
out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at
this point. Person derives from persona from Latin which meant the
same meaning, which ultimately derived from phersu Etruscan
for mask as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks
to give identity to the performers. So never once did "person have any
meaning to do with son So yes, this IS the natural order or language.
Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within
speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do
fact checking I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in vour lane.
Swofehuper He Man Male Manson

Fake, Funny, and Lol: Our next guest will be speaking about tennis balls and why u shouldn't fake the throw" Shitheadsteve Special guest lol

Fake, Funny, and Lol: Our next guest will be speaking about
tennis balls and why u shouldn't fake
the throw"
Shitheadsteve
Special guest lol

Fake, Funny, and Lol: Our next guest will be speaking about
tennis balls and why u shouldn't fake
the throw"
Shitheadsteve
Special guest lol

Snow, Trees, and Japanese: americans when the trees start speaking vietnamese russians when the snow starts speaking finnish weebs when the japanese start speaking japanese without subtitles A sad story.

Snow, Trees, and Japanese: americans when
the trees start
speaking
vietnamese
russians when
the snow starts
speaking
finnish
weebs when the
japanese start
speaking japanese
without subtitles
A sad story.

Snow, Trees, and Japanese: americans when
the trees start
speaking
vietnamese
russians when
the snow starts
speaking
finnish
weebs when the
japanese start
speaking japanese
without subtitles
A sad story.

A sad story.

Memes, Bible, and Today: STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, TODAY (12TH FEBRUARY) IS THE MOST POPULAR DAY OF THE YEAR TO BE DUMPED LAD BIBLE RED TUESDAY 💔💔💔

Memes, Bible, and Today: STATISTICALLY
SPEAKING, TODAY
(12TH FEBRUARY)
IS THE MOST
POPULAR DAY OF
THE YEAR TO BE
DUMPED
LAD
BIBLE
RED TUESDAY
💔💔💔

Memes, Bible, and Today: STATISTICALLY
SPEAKING, TODAY
(12TH FEBRUARY)
IS THE MOST
POPULAR DAY OF
THE YEAR TO BE
DUMPED
LAD
BIBLE
RED TUESDAY
💔💔💔

💔💔💔

Love, Tfw, and Black: TFW 2:17 PM 2290 L . Jeremy Joseph September 1, 2018 @King TrillaX Every race loves saying "nigga". Every race loves listening to our artist. Every race loves doing our dances. Every race loves stealing our style. But every race don't love speaking up for the serious issues Black people are dealing with... Like comment Share

Love, Tfw, and Black: TFW
2:17 PM
2290 L .
Jeremy Joseph
September 1, 2018
@King TrillaX
Every race loves saying "nigga".
Every race loves listening to our artist.
Every race loves doing our dances.
Every race loves stealing our style.
But every race don't love speaking up
for the serious issues Black people are
dealing with...
Like
comment
Share

Love, Tfw, and Black: TFW
2:17 PM
2290 L .
Jeremy Joseph
September 1, 2018
@King TrillaX
Every race loves saying "nigga".
Every race loves listening to our artist.
Every race loves doing our dances.
Every race loves stealing our style.
But every race don't love speaking up
for the serious issues Black people are
dealing with...
Like
comment
Share

Facts, Jets, and Comment: When someone leaves a fucked up comment on your post @GARYVEE JETS IT'S SUCH A WEAKNESS dero Gary Vee speaking facts 💯 @garyvee https://t.co/sNO44NeJ4a

Facts, Jets, and Comment: When someone leaves a fucked up
comment on your post
@GARYVEE
JETS
IT'S SUCH A WEAKNESS
dero
Gary Vee speaking facts 💯 @garyvee https://t.co/sNO44NeJ4a

Facts, Jets, and Comment: When someone leaves a fucked up
comment on your post
@GARYVEE
JETS
IT'S SUCH A WEAKNESS
dero
Gary Vee speaking facts 💯 @garyvee https://t.co/sNO44NeJ4a

Voice, Tough, and Back: [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: WoO ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months Well actually

Voice, Tough, and Back: [concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin
tonight
CROWD: WoO
ME (from the back in a normal
speaking voice): it's actually been
a tough few months
Well actually

Voice, Tough, and Back: [concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin
tonight
CROWD: WoO
ME (from the back in a normal
speaking voice): it's actually been
a tough few months
Well actually

Well actually

Anaconda, Truth, and Fun: FUN FACT: Robert Mueller has a 100% conviction rate. fb/speaking truth to stupid

Anaconda, Truth, and Fun: FUN FACT:
Robert Mueller has
a 100% conviction
rate.
fb/speaking truth to stupid

Anaconda, Truth, and Fun: FUN FACT:
Robert Mueller has
a 100% conviction
rate.
fb/speaking truth to stupid

Shit, Tfw, and The Americans: tfw the Americans are speaking at the UN but you're napping and they can't say shit because you already beat em on hard mode using rice farmers VIET NAM 🇻🇳

Shit, Tfw, and The Americans: tfw the Americans are speaking at the UN but
you're napping and they can't say shit because you
already beat em on hard mode using rice farmers
VIET NAM
🇻🇳

Shit, Tfw, and The Americans: tfw the Americans are speaking at the UN but
you're napping and they can't say shit because you
already beat em on hard mode using rice farmers
VIET NAM
🇻🇳

Power, Technology, and Programming: When your friend who loves technology but doesn't know anything of programming sees you coding He is speaking the lanquage of gods Behold the power of creation!

Power, Technology, and Programming: When your friend who loves
technology but doesn't know anything
of programming sees you coding
He is speaking the lanquage of gods
Behold the power of creation!

Power, Technology, and Programming: When your friend who loves
technology but doesn't know anything
of programming sees you coding
He is speaking the lanquage of gods
Behold the power of creation!

Behold the power of creation!

Social Media, Yo, and Time: Social media is wild yo. You can be speaking in general, and here comes the one mf with the shoe that fits Every time 🤣🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/MkIkugMMdC

Social Media, Yo, and Time: Social media is wild yo. You can be
speaking in general, and here comes
the one mf with the shoe that fits
Every time 🤣🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/MkIkugMMdC

Social Media, Yo, and Time: Social media is wild yo. You can be
speaking in general, and here comes
the one mf with the shoe that fits
Every time 🤣🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/MkIkugMMdC

Every time 🤣🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/MkIkugMMdC

Gods, Stranger, and The: stranger: *writes assembly* me: Ne is speaking the languagelof gods g o d m o d e

Gods, Stranger, and The: stranger: *writes assembly*
me:
Ne is speaking the languagelof gods
g o d m o d e

Gods, Stranger, and The: stranger: *writes assembly*
me:
Ne is speaking the languagelof gods
g o d m o d e

g o d m o d e

September, Jpeg, and For: gettintiredofallmynauticalthemes This is your captain speaking Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for September 11th, 2001 I mutilated a jpeg theres no caption for this

September, Jpeg, and For: gettintiredofallmynauticalthemes
This is your
captain speaking
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for
September 11th,
2001
I mutilated a jpeg
theres no caption for this

September, Jpeg, and For: gettintiredofallmynauticalthemes
This is your
captain speaking
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for
September 11th,
2001
I mutilated a jpeg
theres no caption for this

theres no caption for this

Memes, Brain, and Test: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Memes, Brain, and Test: The human brain is amazing. It
functions 24/7 from the day we're born
and only stops when you're taking a test
or speaking to someone attractive.

Memes, Brain, and Test: The human brain is amazing. It
functions 24/7 from the day we're born
and only stops when you're taking a test
or speaking to someone attractive.

Love, Comedy, and Dark: This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for September 11th, 2001. I love dark comedy

Love, Comedy, and Dark: This is your
captain speaking.
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for
September 11th,
2001.
I love dark comedy

Love, Comedy, and Dark: This is your
captain speaking.
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for
September 11th,
2001.
I love dark comedy

I love dark comedy

Facts, Friends, and Killer Mike: Killer Mike on Private & Public Schools!! THEBREAK killermike speaking facts⁉️ ( via @breakfastclubam ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Facts, Friends, and Killer Mike: Killer Mike on
Private & Public Schools!!
THEBREAK
killermike speaking facts⁉️ ( via @breakfastclubam ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Facts, Friends, and Killer Mike: Killer Mike on
Private & Public Schools!!
THEBREAK
killermike speaking facts⁉️ ( via @breakfastclubam ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Crush, Family, and Meme: This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it. doctuhwhom Now we don't have time to unpack all of that! Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Crush, Family, and Meme: This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me
because Shaggy was my first crush and my
whole family remembers me having long drawn
out conversations with him like he was in the
room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking
into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm worried that
the void may have talked back after all these
years in the form of this meme and I have no
way to stop it.
doctuhwhom
Now we don't have time to unpack all of that!
Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Crush, Family, and Meme: This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me
because Shaggy was my first crush and my
whole family remembers me having long drawn
out conversations with him like he was in the
room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking
into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm worried that
the void may have talked back after all these
years in the form of this meme and I have no
way to stop it.
doctuhwhom
Now we don't have time to unpack all of that!
Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Fucking, Funny, and Iphone: BaskingBall1 @BaskingBall1 i have 2 sides... The nicest guy u'll ever meet... and twisted fucking cycle path 03:45 14/11/2018 Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 40.8K Likes Nigga speaking in vet knee meez @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Fucking, Funny, and Iphone: BaskingBall1
@BaskingBall1
i have 2 sides... The nicest guy u'll ever
meet... and twisted fucking cycle
path
03:45 14/11/2018 Twitter for iPhone
12.1K Retweets 40.8K Likes
Nigga speaking in vet knee meez @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

Fucking, Funny, and Iphone: BaskingBall1
@BaskingBall1
i have 2 sides... The nicest guy u'll ever
meet... and twisted fucking cycle
path
03:45 14/11/2018 Twitter for iPhone
12.1K Retweets 40.8K Likes
Nigga speaking in vet knee meez @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

God, Oh My God, and Shit: swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW Θ democracykills its too early for this late night tumblr shit redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster. Source: fuckinghellsbells Guten morgen, Herr T-Rex

God, Oh My God, and Shit: swaggersbackto-theimpala
I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY
COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT
GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
Θ democracykills
its too early for this late night tumblr shit
redvinesgiraffe
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
fieldbears
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
marvelous-freeman
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's
145 million years separating them both, this post is a
palaeontological disaster.
Source: fuckinghellsbells
Guten morgen, Herr T-Rex

God, Oh My God, and Shit: swaggersbackto-theimpala
I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY
COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT
GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
Θ democracykills
its too early for this late night tumblr shit
redvinesgiraffe
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
fieldbears
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
marvelous-freeman
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's
145 million years separating them both, this post is a
palaeontological disaster.
Source: fuckinghellsbells
Guten morgen, Herr T-Rex

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women USA Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish Hola señorita! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WvUrMo

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph
Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women
USA
Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia
HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA
British parrot missing for four years returns speaking
Spanish
Hola señorita! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WvUrMo

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph
Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women
USA
Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia
HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA
British parrot missing for four years returns speaking
Spanish
Hola señorita! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WvUrMo

Hola señorita! via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WvUrMo

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women USA Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish Hola señorita!

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph
Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women
USA
Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia
HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA
British parrot missing for four years returns speaking
Spanish
Hola señorita!

Africa, America, and Life: The Telegraph
Home Video News World Sport Pinanee Comment Culture Travel Life Women
USA
Asia China Europe Middle East Australasia Africa South America Central Asia
HOME NEWS WORLD NEWS NORTH AMERICA USA
British parrot missing for four years returns speaking
Spanish
Hola señorita!

Hola señorita!

Crush, Family, and Meme: gamerthirst This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it. Source: gamerthirst Shaggy Meme

Crush, Family, and Meme: gamerthirst
This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me
because Shaggy was my first crush and my
whole family remembers me having long
drawn out conversations with him like he
was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me
speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm
worried that the void may have talked back
after all these years in the form of this meme
and I have no way to stop it.
Source: gamerthirst
Shaggy Meme

Crush, Family, and Meme: gamerthirst
This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me
because Shaggy was my first crush and my
whole family remembers me having long
drawn out conversations with him like he
was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me
speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm
worried that the void may have talked back
after all these years in the form of this meme
and I have no way to stop it.
Source: gamerthirst
Shaggy Meme

Shaggy Meme

Dank, Old, and Been: MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which-I don't need to tell you-is a pretty serious safety violation.

Dank, Old, and Been: MehGyver
@AndrewNadeauo
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say
you've kept everything up to code, but
I've been speaking with your 4 year
old and he informed me the floor is
actually lava, which-I don't need to
tell you-is a pretty serious safety
violation.

Dank, Old, and Been: MehGyver
@AndrewNadeauo
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say
you've kept everything up to code, but
I've been speaking with your 4 year
old and he informed me the floor is
actually lava, which-I don't need to
tell you-is a pretty serious safety
violation.

Gif, Work, and Black: 4G 111 41 % 18:13 I was wondering if you would like to steal my comfiest hoodie? Aujourd'hui 17:00 if u wanna Sweet, but you got two choices. Do you prefer red or black? Aujourd'hui 17:31 ohhhh both r my favorite Aujourd'hui 18:10 Okay r'll try to wear them both on our first date Speaking of which, when is it? Ummm where r u now Rédiger un message... GIF I wasnt expecting it to work

Gif, Work, and Black: 4G 111 41 %
18:13
I was wondering if you would
like to steal my comfiest
hoodie?
Aujourd'hui 17:00
if u wanna
Sweet, but you got two choices.
Do you prefer red or black?
Aujourd'hui 17:31
ohhhh both r
my favorite
Aujourd'hui 18:10
Okay r'll try to wear them both
on our first date
Speaking of which, when is it?
Ummm where r u now
Rédiger un message...
GIF
I wasnt expecting it to work

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I was wondering if you would
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if u wanna
Sweet, but you got two choices.
Do you prefer red or black?
Aujourd'hui 17:31
ohhhh both r
my favorite
Aujourd'hui 18:10
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on our first date
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Being Alone, Desperate, and Hello: "Leave him alone," Matt said "He was very spirited the last time we met," Riko said. "Perhaps that was iust a show for the crowd? Hello, I am speaking to vou. Are you really going to ignore me?" Nicky dug his fingers into Neil's thigh under the table, a silent and desperate reminder to keep his mouth shut. Neil left half-moon marks on the back of Nicky's hand with his fingernails and counted to ten He only made it to four before Riko opened his mouth again dragonwives: okay… this

Being Alone, Desperate, and Hello: "Leave him alone," Matt said
"He was very spirited the last time we met," Riko
said. "Perhaps that was iust a show for the crowd?
Hello, I am speaking to vou. Are you really going to
ignore me?"
Nicky dug his fingers into Neil's thigh under the
table, a silent and desperate reminder to keep his
mouth shut. Neil left half-moon marks on the back of
Nicky's hand with his fingernails and counted to ten
He only made it to four before Riko opened his mouth
again
dragonwives:

okay… this

Being Alone, Desperate, and Hello: "Leave him alone," Matt said
"He was very spirited the last time we met," Riko
said. "Perhaps that was iust a show for the crowd?
Hello, I am speaking to vou. Are you really going to
ignore me?"
Nicky dug his fingers into Neil's thigh under the
table, a silent and desperate reminder to keep his
mouth shut. Neil left half-moon marks on the back of
Nicky's hand with his fingernails and counted to ten
He only made it to four before Riko opened his mouth
again
dragonwives:

okay… this

dragonwives: okay… this

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times. WHERE VODKA?!?

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary
the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go
??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds
like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the
vodka?"
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I
assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE
VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not
give vodka to
leupagus
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a
fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they
would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times.
WHERE VODKA?!?

Definitely, Head, and American: haviary
the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go
??????????????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds
like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone "Где водка?" it translates to "where is the
vodka?"
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I
assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE
VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not
give vodka to
leupagus
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a
fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they
would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA" at all times.
WHERE VODKA?!?

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Being Alone, Anaconda, and Bilbo: capillaries
plot twist: the introverted character who doesn't
like big social gatherings or speaking in front of
people is still an introvert by the end of the
story because introversion is not a character
flaw and it doesn't need to be overcome
h-brook-writes
Look, I'll go on your stupid adventure, but you
better leave me the fuck alone when we get
back
raineydaydelib
Bilbo Baggins
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SC
INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO
GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE
kunstzauber
are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable
big mood
446,642 notes
Be a Bilbo.

Being Alone, Anaconda, and Bilbo: capillaries
plot twist: the introverted character who doesn't
like big social gatherings or speaking in front of
people is still an introvert by the end of the
story because introversion is not a character
flaw and it doesn't need to be overcome
h-brook-writes
Look, I'll go on your stupid adventure, but you
better leave me the fuck alone when we get
back
raineydaydelib
Bilbo Baggins
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SC
INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO
GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE
kunstzauber
are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable
big mood
446,642 notes
Be a Bilbo.

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stupid speaking English at times & then I
sound stupid speaking Spanish at times
too
8/22/18, 11:14 PM
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stupid speaking English at times & then I
sound stupid speaking Spanish at times
too
8/22/18, 11:14 PM
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America, Bad, and Wtf: snapchatting i'm awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it's not that bad doritovevo every english speaking non american/ Canadian sighs deeply] nerdgirl-to-the-rescue omfg why the fuck would you pronounce awful like waffle? wtf is going on in america? rhibombinee im trying to think how either of those words could possibly be pronounced in any other way Canucks got some ‘splainin to do

America, Bad, and Wtf: snapchatting
i'm awful. but awful rhymes with waffle,
so it's not that bad
doritovevo
every english speaking non american/
Canadian sighs deeply]
nerdgirl-to-the-rescue
omfg why the fuck would you pronounce
awful like waffle? wtf is going on in
america?
rhibombinee
im trying to think how either of those
words could possibly be pronounced in
any other way
Canucks got some ‘splainin to do

America, Bad, and Wtf: snapchatting
i'm awful. but awful rhymes with waffle,
so it's not that bad
doritovevo
every english speaking non american/
Canadian sighs deeply]
nerdgirl-to-the-rescue
omfg why the fuck would you pronounce
awful like waffle? wtf is going on in
america?
rhibombinee
im trying to think how either of those
words could possibly be pronounced in
any other way
Canucks got some ‘splainin to do

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Drake, Memes, and Daily Mail: ni
Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
mailOnline
Japanese husband has gone 20 YEARS
without speaking to his wife since she
upset him dailym.ai/2hDIVgk
Alexa play I’m Upset by Drake 😠

Drake, Memes, and Daily Mail: ni
Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline
mailOnline
Japanese husband has gone 20 YEARS
without speaking to his wife since she
upset him dailym.ai/2hDIVgk
Alexa play I’m Upset by Drake 😠

Alexa play I’m Upset by Drake 😠

Old, Been, and Step: MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say you've kept everything up to code, but I've been speaking with your 4 year old and he informed me the floor is actually lava, which I don't need to tell you-is a pretty serious safety violation. Just don’t step on the floor

Old, Been, and Step: MehGyver
@AndrewNadeau0
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say
you've kept everything up to code, but
I've been speaking with your 4 year
old and he informed me the floor is
actually lava, which I don't need to
tell you-is a pretty serious safety
violation.
Just don’t step on the floor

Old, Been, and Step: MehGyver
@AndrewNadeau0
BUILDING INSPECTOR: Well, you say
you've kept everything up to code, but
I've been speaking with your 4 year
old and he informed me the floor is
actually lava, which I don't need to
tell you-is a pretty serious safety
violation.
Just don’t step on the floor

Just don’t step on the floor

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Dank, 🤖, and Essentials: speaking of buying the essentials

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Dank, 🤖, and Essentials: speaking of buying the essentials

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French, French People, and Language: Foreigners hearing someone speaking French
Europeans hearing someone speaking French
He is speaking
the
language ot gays
Damn French people

French, French People, and Language: Foreigners hearing someone speaking French
Europeans hearing someone speaking French
He is speaking
the
language ot gays
Damn French people

Damn French people

Brain, Test, and Girl Memes: The human brain is amazing.It functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive. @fuckboysfailures

Brain, Test, and Girl Memes: The human brain is amazing.It
functions 24/7 from the day we're born
and only stops when you're taking a test
or speaking to someone attractive.
@fuckboysfailures

Brain, Test, and Girl Memes: The human brain is amazing.It
functions 24/7 from the day we're born
and only stops when you're taking a test
or speaking to someone attractive.
@fuckboysfailures

Lol, Reddit, and Smooth: Reddit 1:42 AM Yesterday Hi Today Wanna steel my comfiest hoodie? Yes, I would like that lol Well you've got 2 choices, do you prefer an olive one or more of a greyish blue? Olive for sure bc it'll bring out the color of my eyes Mkay I'll be sure to wear it to our first date Speaking of which, when is that? Delivered Smooth, real smooth aha. When are you free? Your message Aa Send Hey it worked

Lol, Reddit, and Smooth: Reddit
1:42 AM
Yesterday
Hi
Today
Wanna steel my comfiest
hoodie?
Yes, I would like that lol
Well you've got 2 choices, do
you prefer an olive one or more
of a greyish blue?
Olive for sure bc it'll bring out
the color of my eyes
Mkay I'll be sure to wear it to our
first date
Speaking of which, when is that?
Delivered
Smooth, real smooth aha. When
are you free?
Your message
Aa
Send
Hey it worked

Lol, Reddit, and Smooth: Reddit
1:42 AM
Yesterday
Hi
Today
Wanna steel my comfiest
hoodie?
Yes, I would like that lol
Well you've got 2 choices, do
you prefer an olive one or more
of a greyish blue?
Olive for sure bc it'll bring out
the color of my eyes
Mkay I'll be sure to wear it to our
first date
Speaking of which, when is that?
Delivered
Smooth, real smooth aha. When
are you free?
Your message
Aa
Send
Hey it worked

Hey it worked

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Dumb, Asshole, and Web: 8:53 PM
You dumb fuk meet me. I will
retard your asshole
Sent from web
He is speaking the lanquage of gods
W h a t

Dumb, Asshole, and Web: 8:53 PM
You dumb fuk meet me. I will
retard your asshole
Sent from web
He is speaking the lanquage of gods
W h a t

Dad, Fucking, and One-Punch Man: OH NO, MY SON IS A ONE PUNCH MAN FAN NO DAD, I HAVE CANCER KAN-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING CHINESE YOU FUCKING OTAKU N-Nani?

Dad, Fucking, and One-Punch Man: OH NO, MY SON IS A ONE PUNCH
MAN FAN
NO DAD,
I HAVE CANCER
KAN-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING CHINESE YOU FUCKING OTAKU
N-Nani?

Dad, Fucking, and One-Punch Man: OH NO, MY SON IS A ONE PUNCH
MAN FAN
NO DAD,
I HAVE CANCER
KAN-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING CHINESE YOU FUCKING OTAKU
N-Nani?

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Dad, Fucking, and Memes: OH NO, MY SON IS A ONE PUNCH
MAN FAN
NO DAD,
I HAVE CANCER
KAN-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING CHINESE YOU FUCKING OTAKU
N-Nani? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2G1bdwU

Dad, Fucking, and Memes: OH NO, MY SON IS A ONE PUNCH
MAN FAN
NO DAD,
I HAVE CANCER
KAN-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING CHINESE YOU FUCKING OTAKU
N-Nani? via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2G1bdwU

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Pizza, Restaurant, and Nope: Guy: We'd like some tacos
Waiter:
Sir, this a French restaurant
Guy: Ok...pizza?
Waiter:
Nope
Guy: give up
Waiter: Now you're speaking my language
gettyimages
It doeseth be liketh thou

Pizza, Restaurant, and Nope: Guy: We'd like some tacos
Waiter:
Sir, this a French restaurant
Guy: Ok...pizza?
Waiter:
Nope
Guy: give up
Waiter: Now you're speaking my language
gettyimages
It doeseth be liketh thou

It doeseth be liketh thou

Reddit, Work, and Blue: 5:54 YOU SUPER LIKE ON 1/26/19 Hey, wanna steal my comfiest hoodie? Today 11:45 AM Obviouslyyy. Don't worry, though, I might let you borrow it Sweet, but you have two choices. You prefer gray or blue? Gray! Ok, I'll be sure to wear that one on our first date Speaking of, when is that? Today 5:54 PM Damn, Reddit said this would work Sent You guys said this would work

Reddit, Work, and Blue: 5:54
YOU SUPER LIKE
ON 1/26/19
Hey, wanna steal my comfiest
hoodie?
Today 11:45 AM
Obviouslyyy. Don't worry, though,
I might let you borrow it
Sweet, but you have two choices.
You prefer gray or blue?
Gray!
Ok, I'll be sure to wear that one on
our first date
Speaking of, when is that?
Today 5:54 PM
Damn, Reddit said this would
work
Sent
You guys said this would work

Reddit, Work, and Blue: 5:54
YOU SUPER LIKE
ON 1/26/19
Hey, wanna steal my comfiest
hoodie?
Today 11:45 AM
Obviouslyyy. Don't worry, though,
I might let you borrow it
Sweet, but you have two choices.
You prefer gray or blue?
Gray!
Ok, I'll be sure to wear that one on
our first date
Speaking of, when is that?
Today 5:54 PM
Damn, Reddit said this would
work
Sent
You guys said this would work

You guys said this would work

Smooth, Snapchat, and Coffee: 3 Snapchat .ll ? 11:56 AM YOU MATCHED WITH 2019-01-24 hey wanna steal my comfiest hoodie? Today 11:29 AM uhhmmm yes please Today 11:48 AM sweet, but you got two choices. you prefer purple or more of a light-ish green? purple great! i'll wear it when we get coffee speaking of which, when is that....? Sent oh damn ok that was smooth Type a message Send THE METHOD WORKS BOYS. SOUND THE ALARMS

Smooth, Snapchat, and Coffee: 3 Snapchat .ll ?
11:56 AM
YOU MATCHED WITH
2019-01-24
hey wanna steal my comfiest
hoodie?
Today 11:29 AM
uhhmmm yes please
Today 11:48 AM
sweet, but you got two choices.
you prefer purple or more of a
light-ish green?
purple
great! i'll wear it when we get
coffee
speaking of which, when is
that....?
Sent
oh damn ok that was smooth
Type a message
Send
THE METHOD WORKS BOYS. SOUND THE ALARMS

Smooth, Snapchat, and Coffee: 3 Snapchat .ll ?
11:56 AM
YOU MATCHED WITH
2019-01-24
hey wanna steal my comfiest
hoodie?
Today 11:29 AM
uhhmmm yes please
Today 11:48 AM
sweet, but you got two choices.
you prefer purple or more of a
light-ish green?
purple
great! i'll wear it when we get
coffee
speaking of which, when is
that....?
Sent
oh damn ok that was smooth
Type a message
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THE METHOD WORKS BOYS. SOUND THE ALARMS

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Ether, Netflix, and Parks and Recreation: This is probably the best customer
service exchange ever...
Netflix Customer Service
You are now chatting with: Michael
16 minutes ago
You
I have a problem to report
Netilix Michael
This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
6 minutes ag
6 minutes ag
You
6 minutes ago
Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
15 minutes ago
Engineering has a problem to report
Netflix Michael
LT, what seems to be the problem?
15 minutes ago
5 minutes ag
Visual displays are erratic, sir
4 minutes ago
season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
Netflix Michael
How so, LT?
You
at 5 minutes of operation
You
4 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
14 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
the visual creates a temporal loop
4 minutes ag
and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
3 minutes ago
Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
and over
Netflix Michael
Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
3 minstes a
3 minutes ago
Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
Netflix Michael
3 minutes ago
2 minutes ago
We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
Netflix Micha
LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
minutes ago
11 สunutes ago
But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
You
no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
You
We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
minutes ag
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
Netflix Micha
LT. that is no good at all.
0 minutes ag
We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
and the loop continued
minsites ag
Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
minutes ag
Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Netflix Michal
minutes ag
HAHA
Netlix Michal
That is a homible place to get stuck
Netflix Michaal
Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
minutes ag
8 minutes ago
1 minutes ag
Indeed, Captain.
Netlix Michael
0 minutes ago
0 minutes ago
[Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
minutes ago
Well thank you.
Netllix Michael
We got that reported on our end
minutes ag
minutes ago
This needs to go on a blog somewhere
minutes ag
you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
8minutes ago
Netflix Michael
LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
You
I almost wish there were
minutes ago
7 minutes ago
minutes ago
Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
online for a one question survey
You
minutes ago
This chat session has ended
you satisfied with
your Netflix experience?
No
Thanks for your feedback
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
lolzandtrollz:Guy Goes Online To Complain, The Best Thing Happens

Ether, Netflix, and Parks and Recreation: This is probably the best customer
service exchange ever...
Netflix Customer Service
You are now chatting with: Michael
16 minutes ago
You
I have a problem to report
Netilix Michael
This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
6 minutes ag
6 minutes ag
You
6 minutes ago
Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
15 minutes ago
Engineering has a problem to report
Netflix Michael
LT, what seems to be the problem?
15 minutes ago
5 minutes ag
Visual displays are erratic, sir
4 minutes ago
season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
Netflix Michael
How so, LT?
You
at 5 minutes of operation
You
4 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
14 minutes ago
4 minutes ago
the visual creates a temporal loop
4 minutes ag
and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
3 minutes ago
Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
and over
Netflix Michael
Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
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Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
Netflix Michael
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We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
Netflix Micha
LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
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But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
You
no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
You
We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
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Netflix Micha
LT. that is no good at all.
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We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
and the loop continued
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Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
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Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Netflix Michal
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HAHA
Netlix Michal
That is a homible place to get stuck
Netflix Michaal
Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
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Indeed, Captain.
Netlix Michael
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[Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
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Well thank you.
Netllix Michael
We got that reported on our end
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This needs to go on a blog somewhere
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you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
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Netflix Michael
LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
You
I almost wish there were
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Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
online for a one question survey
You
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God, Horses, and Work: what the heq
@bibliophileq
I work with a guy from Mexico
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6:41 PM 09 Jun 18
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God, Horses, and Work: what the heq
@bibliophileq
I work with a guy from Mexico
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e is speaking the lanquagelof gods
A god among men

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