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Bruh u know what I love? All these sassy ass 50-something male flight attendants on Southwest. Bruh - where u find these motherfvckers?! (1) They hilarious. They don't even speak normal English. They speak in riddles and shit: "And in the highly unlikely event of a water landing, just think of the incredible story you'll be able to tell your grandchildren!" Did y'all just joke about dis bish crashing?! Y'all don't give any type of fux, sassy Southwest flight attendant! I fux with your recklessness! πŸ˜‚ (2) They got stories for days. I'm waiting to use the lavatory and they telling me how they bout to do New Year's in Barbara Streisand's penthouse in Vegas where Elton John gonna do a live performance of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" wearing only a bedazzled pink speedo. Old man...how TF yo New Year's 24x more lit than mine? U damn near grandpa-aged...But u gon be coked-up dancing to disco music like it's 1976 again. Jesus Christ Bruh I would say u winning. πŸ€” Anyway shout to u Bruce, Steven and Julio. Y'all wild AF. I'm the straightest man on earth but I appreciate y'all fabulousness. In addition to being the most on time, safest airline, I fux with the idea that the back of a Southwest airplane is a literal gay dance club that is a party from take-off to landing πŸ˜‚. Bless up! πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: What a difference 1 day can make @Dr Smashlove Bruh u know what I love? All these sassy ass 50-something male flight attendants on Southwest. Bruh - where u find these motherfvckers?! (1) They hilarious. They don't even speak normal English. They speak in riddles and shit: "And in the highly unlikely event of a water landing, just think of the incredible story you'll be able to tell your grandchildren!" Did y'all just joke about dis bish crashing?! Y'all don't give any type of fux, sassy Southwest flight attendant! I fux with your recklessness! πŸ˜‚ (2) They got stories for days. I'm waiting to use the lavatory and they telling me how they bout to do New Year's in Barbara Streisand's penthouse in Vegas where Elton John gonna do a live performance of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" wearing only a bedazzled pink speedo. Old man...how TF yo New Year's 24x more lit than mine? U damn near grandpa-aged...But u gon be coked-up dancing to disco music like it's 1976 again. Jesus Christ Bruh I would say u winning. πŸ€” Anyway shout to u Bruce, Steven and Julio. Y'all wild AF. I'm the straightest man on earth but I appreciate y'all fabulousness. In addition to being the most on time, safest airline, I fux with the idea that the back of a Southwest airplane is a literal gay dance club that is a party from take-off to landing πŸ˜‚. Bless up! πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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