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Barbie, Complex, and Empire: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit l would announce (name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious. Source: duplexity 126,102 notes I am a barbie girl in a barbie hell

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Alive, Bad, and Cookies: Introducing Moreos! shslvalkyrie What a time to be alive aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KOODING ME THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKNG BULLSHIT THERE WASA SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 CoOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING İCİNG LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT, THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS AND FUCK YoU MOREOSs IAM HYPERVENTILATING 259,625 notes 2 OREO 3 4 SNACK HACKS dont let the guy who hates moreos see this he's just known at the guy who hates meres I'm laughing so hard #ref 864 notes NEW DESSERT PIZZA perchu brighter IS THIS REAL LIFE??? don't tell the guy who got angry at moreos YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? M RATHER FUCKING UPSET, MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL YOU THOUGHT IWOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK i love this The guy who hates Moreos compilation.
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