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trapqueenkoopa: clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead: A man who wore a swastika armband at the University of Florida today and drew a crowd of 200-plus protesters was attacked shortly after he left the site of the protest. Michael Dewitz, 34, was “jumped” shortly after 2 p.m. by two men who got out of a red pickup truck on Northwest 13th Street at Eighth Avenue, struck him, and stole his jacket and swastika armband, said Ben Tobias, a Gainesville Police Department spokesman. The men then got back in their truck and headed northbound on Northwest 13th Street, Tobias said, adding that police are searching for the vehicle and suspects. http://www.wuft.org/news/2017/01/26/man-wearing-swastika-at-uf-draws-200-plus-protestors/ /nice/ : Protesters confront Michael Dewitz (in middle in black) for wearing a Nazi armband today at the University of Florida's Turlington Plaza. After standing there for almost three hours and drawing a crowd of a few hundred, Dewitz left with two university police escorts. (Monica Humphries/WUFT News) UPDATE: Man Wearing Swastika Armband At UF Attacked, Robbed By Kirsten Chuba and Monica Humphries o January 26, 2017University of Florida trapqueenkoopa: clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead: A man who wore a swastika armband at the University of Florida today and drew a crowd of 200-plus protesters was attacked shortly after he left the site of the protest. Michael Dewitz, 34, was “jumped” shortly after 2 p.m. by two men who got out of a red pickup truck on Northwest 13th Street at Eighth Avenue, struck him, and stole his jacket and swastika armband, said Ben Tobias, a Gainesville Police Department spokesman. The men then got back in their truck and headed northbound on Northwest 13th Street, Tobias said, adding that police are searching for the vehicle and suspects. http://www.wuft.org/news/2017/01/26/man-wearing-swastika-at-uf-draws-200-plus-protestors/ /nice/
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micdotcom: micdotcom: micdotcom: micdotcom: Breaking: UCLA on lockdown after gunfire reported The University of California at Los Angeles went into lockdown on Wednesday afternoon after reports of gunfire at an engineering building on campus. An official UCLA Twitter account, as well as the student newspaper, relayed orders to shelter in a safe and secure place and deny entry to intruders while authorities investigated the incident. More as this story develops. Update 1:35 PM ET: According to MSNBC, police say at least two victims are dead. This is a breaking news story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Update 2:20 PM: According to MSNBC, police sources said at least two victims are dead, but an official statement from UCLA spokesman Tod Tamberg only went as far as confirming that two people were shot. Heavily armed Los Angeles Police Department tactical teams were still clearing the building as of 2 p.m. Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and the FBI are en route and will assist the LAPD in their rescue operations. Another tweet from the scene showed people barricading a door on campus. This is a breaking news story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Update 6/2: Wednesday’s shooting at the University of California, Los Angeles, was an apparent murder-suicide. Details have now emerged about William Klug, the engineering professor who was allegedly gunned down by a vengeful student over grades.: UCLA Housing UCLA Housing @UCLAhousing Follow Bruin Alert: shooting at Engineering 4. Get somewhere safe and secure. Deny entry. Campus is on lockdown. 1:02 PM-1 Jun 2016 Dilly 3nvilin @dailybruin Follow DB Shooting reported at Engineering IV at #UCLA. Go to a secure location and deny entry. 12:59 PM -1 Jun 2016 3495 64 micdotcom: micdotcom: micdotcom: micdotcom: Breaking: UCLA on lockdown after gunfire reported The University of California at Los Angeles went into lockdown on Wednesday afternoon after reports of gunfire at an engineering building on campus. An official UCLA Twitter account, as well as the student newspaper, relayed orders to shelter in a safe and secure place and deny entry to intruders while authorities investigated the incident. More as this story develops. Update 1:35 PM ET: According to MSNBC, police say at least two victims are dead. This is a breaking news story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Update 2:20 PM: According to MSNBC, police sources said at least two victims are dead, but an official statement from UCLA spokesman Tod Tamberg only went as far as confirming that two people were shot. Heavily armed Los Angeles Police Department tactical teams were still clearing the building as of 2 p.m. Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and the FBI are en route and will assist the LAPD in their rescue operations. Another tweet from the scene showed people barricading a door on campus. This is a breaking news story and will be updated as more information becomes available. Update 6/2: Wednesday’s shooting at the University of California, Los Angeles, was an apparent murder-suicide. Details have now emerged about William Klug, the engineering professor who was allegedly gunned down by a vengeful student over grades.

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welovethebeekeeper: queerjawn: sherlockbuddy: constancecream: constancecream: source UPDATE Okay, guys, that was not cool 😡😡😡 Oh please! That’s why I hate April’s Fool ;(( Fuck them tbh ;( Feel sorry for the folks of the town that were getting excited. But yeah, not good.: EXCLUSIVE: BBC show Sherlock set to film in Thornbury Sherlock Holmes, played by Benedict Cumberbatch, will be visiting sites including Thornbury Castle and the High Street during his investigations AN EPISODE of popular BBC show 'Sherlock' will be filmed partly in Thornbury, it has been announced today. The show, which stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman in the modern-day retelling of Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle's famous detective, will have scenes filmed in Thornbury Castle and on the High Street, as well as some of the more rural areas around the town. Despite being mostly set in London, and popular the world over, the show is no stranger to the region; with previous episodes having been filmed near Wotton-under-Edge and in Bristol's Arnos Vale Cemetery. Filming is set to begin in June, and is expected to last two weeks. A casting call for residents and local theatre groups to appear as extras is expected to be put in the next few months, although this is yet to be confirmed. The episode will follow on from the popular Christmas special, with Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson hunting for their nemesis Jim Moriarty, who it seems has returned from the grave A BBC spokesman said: "We are really happy to have the show return to the South West. "Thornbury is a beautiful town, full of heritage, and we are very excited about capturing that in filming. "Despite being a modern retelling, the show is based on British history, something Thornbury has plenty of. "We are looking forward to working with locals in the coming months to make sure we have produced the best show possible." welovethebeekeeper: queerjawn: sherlockbuddy: constancecream: constancecream: source UPDATE Okay, guys, that was not cool 😡😡😡 Oh please! That’s why I hate April’s Fool ;(( Fuck them tbh ;( Feel sorry for the folks of the town that were getting excited. But yeah, not good.
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flylittlekoala: ultrafacts: ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.” : Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it. km Ruggell Séhellenberg Gampfe. *Maure *Eschen Bendern Nendel Planken LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz "Vaduz Castie SWITZERLAND Triesenbers. AUSTRIA Steg *Triesen *Malbun Rhine R. „Balzers Mals. Grausoltz 8,521 2.500 m) Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Haupt Kanal Samina R flylittlekoala: ultrafacts: ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.”

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astudy-ingaylove:kaitouhime1412:flylittlekoala:ultrafacts:ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.” I’m trying not to laugh too loudly but this is making it hard. Sounds like hetalia: Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it. km Ruggell Séhellenberg Gampfe. *Maure *Eschen Bendern Nendel Planken LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz "Vaduz Castie SWITZERLAND Triesenbers. AUSTRIA Steg *Triesen *Malbun Rhine R. „Balzers Mals. Grausoltz 8,521 2.500 m) Ultrafacts.tumblr.com Haupt Kanal Samina R astudy-ingaylove:kaitouhime1412:flylittlekoala:ultrafacts:ampy-pony: macwithac: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.” But how do you “accidentally” invade a country? On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident. In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters” Sources: 1 2 3 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean“uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore”“what are you trying to say cadet”“Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.”“…goddamn it, not again.” I’m trying not to laugh too loudly but this is making it hard. Sounds like hetalia

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Some Random Interesting Facts Compilation - Part 6omg-humor.tumblr.com: Actress Katherine Heigl made the lowest grossing movie of all time called Zyzzyx Rd in 2006, which grossed $30.00 in it's opening weekend and 10 of that was refunded, so the final domestic box-office gross was $20 Kickassfacts.com **** FREEMASON The first time someone attempted to publish the secrets of the Freemasons in 1826, he was kidnapped and murdered G. Kickassfacts.com Three hunters in Oregon were discovered dead around their campsite with no marks or signs of a struggle. The only unusual * thing was the discovery of a dead newt in the coffee pot that was later found to produce Tetradotoxin - a poison 10,000x more potent than cyanide Kickassfacts.com Asphalt pavement is not only America's most recycled and reused material, it now is being recycled and reused at a rate of over 99 percent Kickassfacts.com In 2004, J.K. Rowling became the first person to become a billionaire by writing books Kickassfacts Ryan White, an HIV/AIDS spokesman in the 80s, was expelled from middle school after contracting HIV from an infected blood transfusion. 117 parents and 50 teachers campaigned for his ban, after being told that the students would catch HIV if they were in the same class as he was Kickassfacts.com After watching the Breaking Bad episode "Ozymandias, George RR Martin called Walter White a worse monster than anyone in Westeros, and would write an even worse character in his upcoming books to correct this Kickassfacts.com Gordon Ramsay left one of his first jobs while aspiring to be a chef because he was tired of "the rages the bullying and violence" perpetrated by the head chef Kickassfacts.com Sigourney Weaver actually made that impossible' basketball shot in Aliens: Resurrection Kickassfacts.com In March 2014, an unnamed British sniper in Afghanistan killed six insurgents with a single bullet. He hit the target from 930 yards (850 metres) away, which was trigger switch of a suicide bomber whose device then exploded, thereby preventing a major attack by Taliban Kickassfacts. com FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM laltdatal Some Random Interesting Facts Compilation - Part 6omg-humor.tumblr.com

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