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Yeah, I regret learning to read...: Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright >abusive where? Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn't constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL literally don't even bother with this person lol I'm so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn't incredibly abusive towards spongebob is. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening??? Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that's happening? Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob! squidward birthday Cancel Siri Knowledge October 9,1977 Main character in SpongeBob SquarePants Wikipedia Cancel spongebob birthday Siri Knowledge July 14, 1986 Main character in the animated television show SpongeBob SquarePants Wikipedia If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult! are you for real Although SpongeBob's driver's license says his birthdate is July 14, 1986, Hillenburg joked that he is fifty in "sponge years". He explained that SpongeBob actually has no specific age, but that he is old enough to be on his own and still be going to boating school Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I'm also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post. As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a "kid" or "boy" implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance SpongeBob's mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward's mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months Squidward's mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself Alls I'm saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they're also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who's been through high school, college, who's worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who's lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma. They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this what the actual fuck is happening here Oh my gooooo00od, firstly, they're cartoon sea creatures, y'all can't be serious about this? Secondly, Spongebob is an adult with a job, boating school is driving school not literal school, and he's failed so many times that his teacher is losing her marbles about it, so he's clearly been old enough to drive for quite some time, and people call him "boy" and "kid" to patronise him and talk down to him, not because he's an actual child. They're both adults (even the dates of birth posted above put Spongebob in his mid-thirties, and Squidward less than ten years older than him). Thirdly, abusive? What? It's an exaggerated disgruntled neighbour for the purposes of entertainment... because it's a silly cartoon. Y'all are reading waaaaay too much into this, and I'm half convinced that this has to be a joke, like 4chan went "you think we can convince tumblr to call Spongebob abuse?" because the alternative is that you guys are serious, and I can't honestly fathom that level of dumbassery. 5,002 notes Yeah, I regret learning to read...
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things are heating up in the spongebob fandom: Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright >abusive where? Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn't constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL literally don't even bother with this person lol I'm so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn't incredibly abusive towards spongebob is. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening??? Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that's happening? Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob! squidward birthday Cancel Siri Knowledge October 9,1977 Main character in SpongeBob SquarePants Wikipedia Cancel spongebob birthday Siri Knowledge July 14, 1986 Main character in the animated television show SpongeBob SquarePants Wikipedia If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult! are you for real Although SpongeBob's driver's license says his birthdate is July 14, 1986, Hillenburg joked that he is fifty in "sponge years". He explained that SpongeBob actually has no specific age, but that he is old enough to be on his own and still be going to boating school Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I'm also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post. As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a "kid" or "boy" implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance SpongeBob's mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward's mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months Squidward's mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself Alls I'm saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they're also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who's been through high school, college, who's worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who's lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma. They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this what the actual fuck is happening here Oh my gooooo00od, firstly, they're cartoon sea creatures, y'all can't be serious about this? Secondly, Spongebob is an adult with a job, boating school is driving school not literal school, and he's failed so many times that his teacher is losing her marbles about it, so he's clearly been old enough to drive for quite some time, and people call him "boy" and "kid" to patronise him and talk down to him, not because he's an actual child. They're both adults (even the dates of birth posted above put Spongebob in his mid-thirties, and Squidward less than ten years older than him). Thirdly, abusive? What? It's an exaggerated disgruntled neighbour for the purposes of entertainment... because it's a silly cartoon. Y'all are reading waaaaay too much into this, and I'm half convinced that this has to be a joke, like 4chan went "you think we can convince tumblr to call Spongebob abuse?" because the alternative is that you guys are serious, and I can't honestly fathom that level of dumbassery. 5,002 notes things are heating up in the spongebob fandom
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Spongebob Squidward: File: skidward.pna (654 KB, 590x635) Squidward Squiddy's Bitch 06/14/18(Thu)21:23:23 No.46118554 [Reply]46118604 Be 12 >Was a huge fan of SpongeBob Squidward was always my favorite >I would always get excited whenever he came on screen I have alwavs had this crush on him But at the same time I had a strange interest in his nose Whenever his nose was part of a joke, or if it just jiggled, I would get rock hard instantly >My dad walks in on me "choking my chicken" to a still frame of his nose He laughs at me, and calls the whole family upstairs to laugh alongside him as well >I have angry tears in my eyes, and with a swift kick, I nailed him right in the nuts He screams in pain, and then slaps me in the face, sending me down onto the cold, unforgiving floor >He, along with the rest of my family start kicking me while I lie down, and cry >The room now has a salty, ocean-like smell to it >But then the smell gets stronger Suddenly, Squidward smashes through the roof, and lands on my father's skull, crushing it instantly >My mother tries to punch him in the ink sacs, but he dodges with supersonic speed Squidward chops her head off with one chop of his tentacle My brothers try to pin him, but he kicks both of them in the nuts with his 2 extra legs, causing each set of testicles to explode >All of my family members are dead now S"T-thank you Squidward..." I say >He looks at me with a devilishly handsome glare, before reaching down to my waist level, and undoing my belt He knows what I want... he knows everything >He rips off my SpongeBob underwear, and starts to penetrate my ass with his gigantic nose feelsamazing.jpg As he nose rapes me, I suck on his 13 inch juicy cock >He blows his ink down my throat, and then he flips around, and starts to suck my dick It only takes me 3 seconds to cum Hopefully I didn't displease Squidward He tells me it's alright, and kisses me on the forehead, with his lips still covered in cum >He floats up, and disappears, leaving only sprinkles of squid ink behind I lie on the floor, and say quietly, "Thank you..." >I fall asleep
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