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Crazy, Crying, and Dildo: so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is Kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait... and she was like you'll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we're holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom. I might to something CRAZY or RADICAL or REBELLIOUS like delete all my social media accounts for exactly one evening and then reinstall them all tomorrow and apologise to all my friends for blanking them again or I could do something even CRAZIER LIKE PUT TWO SUGARS IN MY TEA INSTEAD OF ONE!! I'm crazy and weird I'm like the Joker 😜😱😂 or Cole Sprout in River Dale 😳😵😱 All you guys really want is a vaguely witty caption with at least one penis-dildo joke in it well guess what!!!! Jordanna is asleep!!!! She's asleep!!!!! Goodnight Jordanna I hope you have a good sleep
Christmas, Dad, and Drinking: Judy Brown I've done something ingenious to wind up my Dad (which is basically my favourite holiday pastime). It begins ike this Judy Brown Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 Iplayed an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad. It worked a treat. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Replying to @mcjude Last year I decided to play the long game & didn't tamper with the confectionary: spooked by the year before, he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher (which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph) so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us. I bided my Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And so, yesterday, home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow, I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet. Judy Brown @mcjude-7h While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate, rolled them in chopped hazelnuts, and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h l re-wrapped and (this is crucial) re- sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue. Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afar Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn when they came out the bag... but I was out all day, how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree, drinking tea and opening presents. Dad eyed the box. He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero. He approached. I hovered in the kitchen, careful not to spook him. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And Lo! He opened. He EXAMINED. He unwrapped. He examined FURTHER Fears allayed, he popped the whole thing in his mouth. His face played a symphony of emotions: satisfaction, triumph, realisation, horror, disgust. Judy Brown @mcjude 7h I am still chuckling. I will all day long.I know his retribution will be swift and terrible, but no Christmas gift could be greater than this: seeing my Dad, despite his efforts to avoid it, unwittingly eat a raw sprout. Merry Christmas, one and all 9193 t457 9644 72,816 notes Playing the Long Game

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Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

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Definitely, Gif, and Omg: did you know? There are pencils that turn into plants when you're done using them Their erasers are replaced with seed capsules, allowing you to stick them into soil and sprout yourself a new plant once they're too short to write with. PHOTO: SPROUTWORLD DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM <p><a href="https://artwitchpath.tumblr.com/post/172446039386/mortwitch-skrata-did-you-kno-there-are" class="tumblr_blog">artwitchpath</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mortwitch.tumblr.com/post/142372313974">mortwitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skrata.tumblr.com/post/142370742164">skrata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://did-you-kno.tumblr.com/post/142364731926">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There are pencils that turn into plants when you’re done using them. </p> <figure data-orig-width="830" data-orig-height="307" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9422dd00f85fabf8bc15a1c6d2fa0a11/tumblr_inline_o54g86Djlq1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="830" data-orig-height="307"/></figure><p> The ‘Sprout Pencil’ is the first sustainable pencil in the world that can be planted after use. <br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="724" data-orig-height="435" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02770cdf0e34442e5af40551da915b22/tumblr_inline_o54ha5iiXl1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="724" data-orig-height="435"/></figure><p><i>“We have chosen the seeds for our pencils with great care, and they germinate quickly: i.e. within 1-3 weeks, depending on the seed variety. Most plants can be grown both indoors and outdoors.” </i><br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="456" data-orig-height="344"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc5b993db4c099676010a789e49b4e8d/tumblr_inline_o54g8oA5hk1sjh1ps_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="256" data-orig-height="144"/></figure><p>It’s made of natural materials: the body is cedar wood, and the “lead” is a mixture of clay and graphite.</p> <figure data-orig-width="849" data-orig-height="399" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15a500e9eedd2e2e5da2a8fe6680241c/tumblr_inline_o54gb4xp0K1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="849" data-orig-height="399"/></figure><p>Sprout pencils are available in 22 varieties, including sunflower, mint, lavender, sage, forget-me-not, cherry tomato, sweet pea, cilantro, and wild strawberry.</p> <figure data-orig-width="529" data-orig-height="321" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54d31c74795a1ea5ec04bf2272f3c096/tumblr_inline_o54g9hFUYv1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="529" data-orig-height="321"/></figure><p><b>What to do</b><br/></p> <p><i>“When the Sprout Pencil has become too short to write with, it is ready to be planted. Follow the simple instructions below and see your Sprout pencil sprout.”</i></p> <figure data-orig-width="815" data-orig-height="1187" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c81aa37305cbe2d889ed7dade411bf9d/tumblr_inline_o54g9ymIXA1sjh1ps_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="815" data-orig-height="1187"/></figure><p>They are also available in the colored pencil variety, which makes me oh-so-happy! <br/></p> <figure data-orig-width="1030" data-orig-height="400" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4785142e053889de186a1590a0282822/tumblr_inline_o54g94zx3O1sjh1ps_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="1030" data-orig-height="400"/></figure><p><a href="http://www.iflscience.com/environment/these-pencils-can-grow-plants-if-you-place-them-pot">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m almost positive there’s a spell use for these. Someone more clever will probably think of it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Art witches could use these herbs omggg. Drawing protective sigils with the basil or rosemary one omggggggggggggggg. </p> </blockquote> <p>OMG! Best thing I’ve seen in forever. I’m definitely getting some of these!!</p> </blockquote>

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