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Butt, Nas, and Nasa: gethporno tumbl. Follow Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind , scientists claimm Uranus 'opens wide' on a daily basis to let in blasts of solar win.. metro.co.uk 5h someone has waited their entire career to use this headline goopy-amethyst Scientist should say something else 鼩infamy-and-plunder Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy | Metro.. metro.co.uk 2017/12/20> som... 20 Dec 2017 In the distant past, Uranus took an absolute pounding, say researchers, without even cracking a smile My isn't Uranus full of surprises? Researchers. There's something very hard heading towards Uranus, scientists... - Metro metro.co.uk>2017/08/28> ther... 28 Aug 2017 Scientists have long suspected it, but there is something very, very hard near Uranus rains of solid diamonds to be precise. Stanford researchers now believe that huge diamonds - possibly millions of carats - sink towards the core of Uranus. Extremely high pressure squeezes Uranus will be on display to the entire world later this month | Metro News metro.co.uk> 2017/10/03> ura... 3 Oct 2017 It's every schoolboy's favourite planet and this month, millions of people will be staring at Uranus. Uranus will be on display on October 19, as the planet Scientists spot a massive floater hanging around Uranus | Metro News metro.co.uk News> Science 5 Sep 2017 Another week, another mystery found right next to Uranus-as scientists discover that the moon Cressida would actually float in a tub of water NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before | Metro News metro.co.uk 2017/06/19> nas... This guy needs a raise Source:neopetcemetery 138,025 notes choked Im trying not to kinkshame this newspaper, butt theyre making it really hard
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Be Like, Comfortable, and Condom: Mousie If a boy ever tells you he's too big for a condom, please send him this magic-retina: siphersaysstuff: megabeeprime: snyderman37: anxiousartisan: paladinpup: kramergate: just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small (2) the condom is not sustainable The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis. Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable. If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door.  Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work. Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy. Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm? One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing). But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.) Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing. And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case. And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size. For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o
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America, Beard, and Cars: MARVEL STUCIDS @MCU TWEETS AVENGERS FOOTAGE DESCRIPTINON (PART 1) NFIN TY WA The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. "Put on your mean faces," Star-Lord says, because he expects something nast y. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. "Get it away, Rocket says. They bring the body in and it's Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims "Wh ?" 91 o the hell are you guys Next we see the Guardians with Thor, flying to another planet, and when they arrive-again, If s jUsf massive desfruction again. They all know something is very wrong. Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around some cars or something and a female voiceover says “Death follows him like a shadow." Loki emerges and presents the Tesseracf to someone who is taller than him Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns around in fear and we see a ship flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. "We have one advantage," Tony Stark says. "He's coming to us." As the ship crashes, we see Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, and a few others characters in total shock "Fun really isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, a voice says. Gamora furns around in fofal horror. @MCU_TWEETS MARVEL STUDIOS VENDERS ' INFINITY WAR FOOTAGE DESCRIPTINON (PART 2) "But this puts a smile on my face." Star-Lord: "Oh no." And out of a black hole emerges he purple madman, Thanos. A fight begins. Doctor Strange is putting down platforms and Star-Lord is jumping off them shooting his guns. Cut to Spider-Man, in his new suit revealed at the end of Homecoming, jumping through the air. A shot of Vision behind bars. A shot of a Wakandan army which includes Bucky. Captain America comes out of shadows with a full beard. Black Widow is shown with blonde hair. Iron Man has new very sleek armor. Someone is using the UlKbUusfer armor. JUST a huge monfage of shofs. Peter Parker is on the ground very hurt. "l'm sorry Tony," he says behind tears with lron Man holding his head. Thanos grabs Thor's head and squeezes. Then Thanos, in the heat of battle with the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand, uses the power of the two stones he has (the Purple and Blue stones) to grab a moon. Hee starts to drag it toward whatever planet eve ryone is standing on. The debris starts to fly and... cut to title card. (VIA GERMAIN LUSSIER AND 109.GIZMODO.COM) <p>⚠️Spoilers Ahead ⚠️</p> <p>In case you were wondering what the hell was going on with all the Infinity War stuff, well… here you have it. Now you get me? Yeah? Okay ! 😂🔝🔥</p>

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Bad, Club, and Crying: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines. T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit. 3. was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off 6 MOI ST " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there. .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet.. 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button & it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>
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Memes, 🤖, and Arch: NEWS Audi ha revealed a facelifted RS3, packing the updated 2.5-litre inline-five fromthe RS3 Saloon and TT RS Via @carthrottlenews - Audi’s stonkingly fast RS3 quietly went out of production part way through last year, but now it’s back with a (slightly) new face and a new heart. - The ‘heart’ in question is the overhauled 2.5-litre, turbocharged inline-five first seen in the TT RS and the incoming RS3 saloon, putting out 395bhp and 354lb ft - an increase of 33bhp and 11lb ft when compared to the old car. - It’s a lighter engine, shedding 33kg over the old unit thanks to an aluminium crankcase, among other things. There’s a new dual injection system too, plus a valvelift feature “for moderate fuel consumption at low and partial load as well as more spontaneous throttle response and a high level of tractive power at full load.” Lovely. - With its newfound power, the four-wheel drive RS3 Sportback will hit 62mph from rest in just 4.1 seconds - 0.1sec quicker than a Mercedes-AMG A45 and bang on the time of the RS3 saloon. The top speed mirrors the saloon too: it’s the usual 155mph electronic limiter, which can be bumped up to 174mph should you tick the right option box. - Compared to a boggo A3 Sportback the suspension is 25mm lower, with the track by 20mm at the front and the wheel arches flared to suit. The brake discs are 370mm whoppers at the front with eight piston callipers, with 310mm rotors squeezed by monoblock callipers at the rear. If you want posh carbon ceramics rotors, those are optional. - On the inside, you might notice the presence of Audi’s virtual cockpit system, which found its way into the rest of the A3 range last year. You might also notice the automatic gear selector: sorry guys, like the last RS3, it’s powered by a seven-speed ‘S Tronic’ dual-clutch transmission only. - The car will make its public debut at the Geneva Motor Show next month.

Via @carthrottlenews - Audi’s stonkingly fast RS3 quietly went out of production part way through last year, but now it’s back with a (sligh...

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