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magicianmew: laughterkey: ryanhatesthis: yournewapartment: bodecats: pools-of-venetianblue: this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also: the most patient and long suffering clawdia bob ross, but a vet聽 squish the cat squish the cat, but with a towel absolute unit mr. pirate a little chubby but quite beautiful please watch this immediately Squish! That! Cat! I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I鈥檝e lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people鈥檚 shoulders, so I thought I鈥檇 try the聽鈥渟houlder cat鈥 technique. I had to help him up on my shoulders because he鈥檚 never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody鈥檚 business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn鈥檛 try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat. TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.聽 This is honest to god one of the best videos I鈥檝e ever seen Always reblog Pirate wants more shoulder. 馃挀 : magicianmew: laughterkey: ryanhatesthis: yournewapartment: bodecats: pools-of-venetianblue: this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also: the most patient and long suffering clawdia bob ross, but a vet聽 squish the cat squish the cat, but with a towel absolute unit mr. pirate a little chubby but quite beautiful please watch this immediately Squish! That! Cat! I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I鈥檝e lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people鈥檚 shoulders, so I thought I鈥檇 try the聽鈥渟houlder cat鈥 technique. I had to help him up on my shoulders because he鈥檚 never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody鈥檚 business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn鈥檛 try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat. TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.聽 This is honest to god one of the best videos I鈥檝e ever seen Always reblog Pirate wants more shoulder. 馃挀

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maggie-stiefvater: maggie-stiefvater: maggie-stiefvater: Needed to take a second to organize my brain between writing paragraphs so broke out the pastels. ye s fine maybe this is adam in dreamer trilogy era聽 maybe times are stressful in the dreamer trilogy not saying they are not saying they aren鈥檛 You guys, I just told you I wielded pastels with the finesse of a mallet, I wouldn鈥檛 really analyze this for wrinkles/ age defying make-up/ complex canon teaserI held a pastel and made an Adam-shaped thing with an Adam facial expression since I have just finished writing about Adam with Adam facial expressions.You want him to look younger, I鈥檒l go back and squish out the edges, but HE鈥橲 STILL GONNA LOOK STRESSED CAUSE HE ISTHAT鈥橲 IT: maggie-stiefvater: maggie-stiefvater: maggie-stiefvater: Needed to take a second to organize my brain between writing paragraphs so broke out the pastels. ye s fine maybe this is adam in dreamer trilogy era聽 maybe times are stressful in the dreamer trilogy not saying they are not saying they aren鈥檛 You guys, I just told you I wielded pastels with the finesse of a mallet, I wouldn鈥檛 really analyze this for wrinkles/ age defying make-up/ complex canon teaserI held a pastel and made an Adam-shaped thing with an Adam facial expression since I have just finished writing about Adam with Adam facial expressions.You want him to look younger, I鈥檒l go back and squish out the edges, but HE鈥橲 STILL GONNA LOOK STRESSED CAUSE HE ISTHAT鈥橲 IT

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i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
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i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
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fuckingconversations: taki-sensei: 20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :) Fun fact: Adults actually learn those聽鈥淵ou need to practice!鈥 skills better聽than children do.聽 Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn.聽 Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day聽to practice. Even if it鈥檚 just 20 minutes, it鈥檚 productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window.聽 Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that聽鈥楥hildren鈥檚 brains are more malleable鈥 bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning!聽 : fuckingconversations: taki-sensei: 20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :) Fun fact: Adults actually learn those聽鈥淵ou need to practice!鈥 skills better聽than children do.聽 Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn.聽 Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day聽to practice. Even if it鈥檚 just 20 minutes, it鈥檚 productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window.聽 Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that聽鈥楥hildren鈥檚 brains are more malleable鈥 bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning!聽
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<p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>: .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift awwww that's so cute I love I love you. you're so cute YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S UNFAIR WHAT THE HECK I WASNT EXPECTING THIS also hold UP you are freakin TaLeNtEd and adorable toooo!!! Okay maybe but YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE EARTH OKAY Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and Real TIFI II Message 0 .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and BeauTIFUL sure sure whatever but YOUR EYEBROWS ARE WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @ ME Read 10:29 PMM YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS PERFECTION AND YOUR CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY Message 0 Verizon LTE 10:35 PM Swaylor Tift ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY you just got @ED BOI THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION ENDED Delivered Message 0 <p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>

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