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A true programmer: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
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I found this on an old Git account: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
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If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think it this way , but I think that rejection is there, because something better awaits us. When I was in love it was amazing, I never felt so good and happy in my life. And that is how the story of a broken heart begins. I was drowning in his eyes. Every time if I was looking at him I was in trans, like I was here, but then I wasn't. He made me feel so special and so powerful. He was my source of happiness. Here it goes, after a while (a few days later) I felt bad in the nights. (Infinity pain) I felt horrible, I had a weird feeling in my stomach. I was like "huh???? why am I feeling this what is this" and I found out it was pain , it didn't stop and I was crying and I was looking at myself in the mirror "why am I crying ? Why do I feel this pain? It hurts so much, make it stop please..." this pain that I felt was so awful. I've felt pain before yes, but this pain didn't stop, this pain poisoned my heart. How did this happen? It was him, the one I loved the most was also the one who hurted me the most. He didn't love me the way I did, he didn't think of me the way I did. All he did was hurting me with his actions and do you know what's crazy I still loved him. I thought I was cursed and I still think I am. But that happens when you love too much and invest all of you in one person. I was never educated to know when I have to stop loving, my love was infinity and that is how I got infinity pain. Betrayal doesn't come from your enemies. It comes from you loved ones. In this "phase" what people call I was always looking up quotes to feel even more bad. Why? Idk I was looking for words that could describe me and some actually helped me. I still can't believe it. love can hurt you the most and yet everyone seeks for it. Sad reality : there's no love without pain. All I can say now I'm not that heartbroken anymore, I got sort of over it. I'm not completely healed, I still have those switchy nights where I feel empty. But don't forget, we will get through this we are stronger then we think 💛 if you have nothing nice to say then SSH: If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think it this way , but I think that rejection is there, because something better awaits us. When I was in love it was amazing, I never felt so good and happy in my life. And that is how the story of a broken heart begins. I was drowning in his eyes. Every time if I was looking at him I was in trans, like I was here, but then I wasn't. He made me feel so special and so powerful. He was my source of happiness. Here it goes, after a while (a few days later) I felt bad in the nights. (Infinity pain) I felt horrible, I had a weird feeling in my stomach. I was like "huh???? why am I feeling this what is this" and I found out it was pain , it didn't stop and I was crying and I was looking at myself in the mirror "why am I crying ? Why do I feel this pain? It hurts so much, make it stop please..." this pain that I felt was so awful. I've felt pain before yes, but this pain didn't stop, this pain poisoned my heart. How did this happen? It was him, the one I loved the most was also the one who hurted me the most. He didn't love me the way I did, he didn't think of me the way I did. All he did was hurting me with his actions and do you know what's crazy I still loved him. I thought I was cursed and I still think I am. But that happens when you love too much and invest all of you in one person. I was never educated to know when I have to stop loving, my love was infinity and that is how I got infinity pain. Betrayal doesn't come from your enemies. It comes from you loved ones. In this "phase" what people call I was always looking up quotes to feel even more bad. Why? Idk I was looking for words that could describe me and some actually helped me. I still can't believe it. love can hurt you the most and yet everyone seeks for it. Sad reality : there's no love without pain. All I can say now I'm not that heartbroken anymore, I got sort of over it. I'm not completely healed, I still have those switchy nights where I feel empty. But don't forget, we will get through this we are stronger then we think 💛 if you have nothing nice to say then SSH

If you haven't been desperate or broken this caption won't help you. - It sucks right ? Rejection. Why? I don't know if many people think...

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