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        platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd cultureâ€Ļ 
On another note: dear  Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. 

ops 

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?: platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd cultureâ€Ļ 
On another note: dear  Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. 

ops 

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?
        

            
            

                
                
                    platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd cultureâ€Ļ 
On another note: dear  Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. 

ops 

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?: platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd cultureâ€Ļ 
On another note: dear  Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. 

ops 

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

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        filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing?  Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up.  Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew.  Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖
: X50
 gNINMI8

 RMO
 COPLEY
 CONDC
filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing?  Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up.  Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew.  Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖

        

            
            

                
                
                    filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing?  Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up.  Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew.  Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖
: X50
 gNINMI8

 RMO
 COPLEY
 CONDC
filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing?  Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up.  Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew.  Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖

                    
                
            

            
                
                
filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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         : solarmorrigan
 So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
 a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
 explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
 of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
 role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
 back in a couple of minutes
 Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
 and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
 chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
 easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
 stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
 After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
 To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
 them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
 pencil
 There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
 seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
 her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
 Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
 demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
 authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
 ever
 vansnailismylife
 Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
 we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
 role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
 On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
 first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
 just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
 no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
 room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
 the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
 So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
 teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
 we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
 texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
 were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
 because it meant her class didnt get the point across
 hookedonafeeeling
 That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
 representative of rich white male shitheads
 
        

            
            

                
                
                     : solarmorrigan
 So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
 a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
 explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
 of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
 role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
 back in a couple of minutes
 Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
 and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
 chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
 easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
 stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
 After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
 To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
 them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
 pencil
 There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
 seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
 her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
 Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
 demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
 authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
 ever
 vansnailismylife
 Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
 we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
 role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
 On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
 first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
 just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
 no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
 room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
 the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
 So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
 teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
 we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
 texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
 were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
 because it meant her class didnt get the point across
 hookedonafeeeling
 That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
 representative of rich white male shitheads
 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this: Keaton Patti
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 Here is the first page
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 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
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 Have you been hurt in an accidental
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 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
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        athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throatâ€Ļ

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”
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athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throatâ€Ļ

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”

        

            
            

                
                
                    athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throatâ€Ļ

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”
: ė•„동학대
 당ė‹ ė´ 막ė„ ėˆ˜ ėžˆėŠĩ니다
 äēēė´ėŠ¤
 ,
 ė‚ŧė„ąSDS
 ė•„동ëŗ´í˜¸ė „ëŦ¸ę¸°ę´€

 도하
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 112
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 ė‹ ęŗ ė „í™”ëĄœ
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 되ė–´ėŖŧė„¸ėš”
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 Besos
athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throatâ€Ļ

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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