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platinumnib: feanoriel: doegred-main: sedfierisentio: Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture… On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. ops If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?: platinumnib: feanoriel: doegred-main: sedfierisentio: Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture… On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic. ops If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?

platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture…
On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic.

ops

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?: platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture…
On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic.

ops

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?

platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture…
On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic.

ops

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?: platinumnib:

feanoriel:
doegred-main:

sedfierisentio:

Well, their government (Boris) warned them “people are going to die” and, in a very British fashion, let the upper class understand “we hope it is going to be the poor/weak”. In Italy we still love our grandparents, call it an odd culture…
On another note: dear Mr. Jessen, it is “sonnellino” not siesta. I get that you, likely, do not know Italian (or any other language aside from English), but Spanish and Italian are two different languages/cultures. Furthermore, you weren’t being “a bit racist”, but highly xenophobic.

ops

If I am guessing correctly from my French, Spanish and Latin, this means something like The English, people who went marmot-hunting naked when we were already stabbing a Julius Caesar?

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Meirl: cammy t @badboycammyt you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening Meirl

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@badboycammyt
you ever just get a sharp
stabbing pain in one of ur
organs and u think ah fuck its
finally happening
Meirl

Meirl: cammy t
@badboycammyt
you ever just get a sharp
stabbing pain in one of ur
organs and u think ah fuck its
finally happening
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.: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

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.: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

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callmebliss: smallest-feeblest-boggart: onceuponatmi: Holy SHIT. THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM. Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are. i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair This one involves way more stabbing : 'My 86yo grandmother and her handmade needle point chair. 25 years in the making and 14 threads per inch. She used to pick up road kill from the side of the road to compare thread colours. She also bought a peacock for colour comparison. I am not allowed to sit in it. callmebliss: smallest-feeblest-boggart: onceuponatmi: Holy SHIT. THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM. Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are. i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair This one involves way more stabbing

callmebliss:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

onceuponatmi:

Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

This one involves way more stabbing
: 'My 86yo grandmother and her handmade needle
point chair. 25 years in the making and 14 threads per
inch. She used to pick up road kill from the side of the
road to compare thread colours. She also bought a
peacock for colour comparison. I am not allowed to
sit in it.
callmebliss:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

onceuponatmi:

Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

This one involves way more stabbing

callmebliss:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

onceuponatmi:

Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

This one involves way more stabbing
: 'My 86yo grandmother and her handmade needle
point chair. 25 years in the making and 14 threads per
inch. She used to pick up road kill from the side of the
road to compare thread colours. She also bought a
peacock for colour comparison. I am not allowed to
sit in it.
callmebliss:
smallest-feeblest-boggart:

onceuponatmi:

Holy SHIT.
THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SIT THERE SHOULD BE THE ARTIST AND THEN IT SHOULD GO BE IN A MUSEUM.
Hand made crafts should be worshipped for the art they are.

i respect this SOOOOO much more than any iron sword throne chair

This one involves way more stabbing

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filteredred: fuzzballsheltiepants: What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly! Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!) This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖 : X50 gNINMI8 RMO COPLEY CONDC filteredred: fuzzballsheltiepants: What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly! Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!) This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖

filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖
: X50
gNINMI8

RMO
COPLEY
CONDC
filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖

filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖
: X50
gNINMI8

RMO
COPLEY
CONDC
filteredred:
fuzzballsheltiepants:

What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep gets interrupted by a an alley fight and a stabbing? Naturally, he brings the uninsured victim to his clinic to get stitched up. Read the full story if you want a generous helping of smart-mouthed Neil and reluctant hero Andrew. Written for a prompt by @filteredred as a gift for guessing my AFTG Remix fic correctly!

Squealing! This is so good!! HWorth every minute @fallingin-like and I spent reading fics and analyzing them on a spread sheet! Haha - we are such nerds!)
This is so clever and fun! OMG they are both so grumpy - who else in the world could fall for either one of them? But together - magic. One of my favorite meet ugly fics and certainly my favorite meet stabby! Thanks so much for all the writing you do for our fandom, and for this gem. 💖

filteredred: fuzzballsheltiepants: What happens when veterinary radiologist Andrew Minyard’s attempt to get some pad thai and some sleep...

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I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS YOUR SLICER SLICES PLEASE CEASE STABBING WITH YOUR SLICER YouR SCOOPER SCooPS BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS To KNOW THAT You KNOW SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES ...WHEN SUB8STANCE IS SOFT So THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW I KNOW How To INGEST NATHANWPYLe I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS
YOUR SLICER SLICES
PLEASE CEASE
STABBING WITH
YOUR SLICER
YouR SCOOPER
SCooPS
BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS
To KNOW THAT You KNOW
SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES
...WHEN SUB8STANCE
IS SOFT
So THEY KNOW
THAT WE KNOW
I KNOW How
To INGEST
NATHANWPYLe
I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS
YOUR SLICER SLICES
PLEASE CEASE
STABBING WITH
YOUR SLICER
YouR SCOOPER
SCooPS
BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS
To KNOW THAT You KNOW
SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES
...WHEN SUB8STANCE
IS SOFT
So THEY KNOW
THAT WE KNOW
I KNOW How
To INGEST
NATHANWPYLe
I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this

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I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS YOUR SLICER SLICES PLEASE CEASE STABBING WITH YOUR SLICER YouR SCOOPER SCooPS BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS To KNOW THAT You KNOW SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES ...WHEN SUB8STANCE IS SOFT So THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW I KNOW How To INGEST NATHANWPYLe I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS
YOUR SLICER SLICES
PLEASE CEASE
STABBING WITH
YOUR SLICER
YouR SCOOPER
SCooPS
BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS
To KNOW THAT You KNOW
SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES
...WHEN SUB8STANCE
IS SOFT
So THEY KNOW
THAT WE KNOW
I KNOW How
To INGEST
NATHANWPYLe
I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this: YouR STABBER STABS
YOUR SLICER SLICES
PLEASE CEASE
STABBING WITH
YOUR SLICER
YouR SCOOPER
SCooPS
BUT WE WANT OTHER BEINGS
To KNOW THAT You KNOW
SOMETIMES STABBER SLICES
...WHEN SUB8STANCE
IS SOFT
So THEY KNOW
THAT WE KNOW
I KNOW How
To INGEST
NATHANWPYLe
I wish my parents did this

I wish my parents did this

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Swords Riposte: SIGH WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWORD OF UNSPEAKABLE DARKNESS? DOES SHE EVEN CARE IF I EXIST? HAVE YOU TRIED STABBING HER? HAVE You TRIED TELLING HER THAT YOu LIKE HER? FOR THE LAST TIME No! N-NO... HMM.. SWORDSCOMIC. COM O a-MJWILLS SWORDS LXV Swords Riposte

Swords Riposte: SIGH
WHAT DO YOU
THINK,
SWORD OF
UNSPEAKABLE
DARKNESS?
DOES SHE
EVEN CARE
IF I
EXIST?
HAVE YOU TRIED
STABBING HER?
HAVE You TRIED
TELLING HER
THAT YOu
LIKE HER?
FOR THE
LAST TIME
No!
N-NO...
HMM..
SWORDSCOMIC. COM
O a-MJWILLS
SWORDS LXV
Swords Riposte

Swords Riposte: SIGH
WHAT DO YOU
THINK,
SWORD OF
UNSPEAKABLE
DARKNESS?
DOES SHE
EVEN CARE
IF I
EXIST?
HAVE YOU TRIED
STABBING HER?
HAVE You TRIED
TELLING HER
THAT YOu
LIKE HER?
FOR THE
LAST TIME
No!
N-NO...
HMM..
SWORDSCOMIC. COM
O a-MJWILLS
SWORDS LXV
Swords Riposte

Swords Riposte

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stabbing: ON HURT Deciding how hurt someone is allowed to be with your behaviour towards them is the emotional equivalent of I drowning someone and deciding how loud they are allowed to scream 2. setting someone on fire and deciding how much of a mess their ashes are allowed to make 3. stabbing someone and deciding how much they are allowed to bleed. You do not get to destroy someone and decide how ruined they are allowed to feel Nikita Gill

stabbing: ON HURT
Deciding how hurt
someone is allowed to be
with your behaviour
towards them
is the emotional
equivalent of
I
drowning someone
and deciding
how loud
they are allowed
to scream
2.
setting someone on fire
and deciding
how much of a mess
their ashes are allowed
to make
3.
stabbing someone
and deciding
how much
they are allowed
to bleed.
You do not get to
destroy someone
and decide how ruined
they are allowed
to feel
Nikita Gill

stabbing: ON HURT
Deciding how hurt
someone is allowed to be
with your behaviour
towards them
is the emotional
equivalent of
I
drowning someone
and deciding
how loud
they are allowed
to scream
2.
setting someone on fire
and deciding
how much of a mess
their ashes are allowed
to make
3.
stabbing someone
and deciding
how much
they are allowed
to bleed.
You do not get to
destroy someone
and decide how ruined
they are allowed
to feel
Nikita Gill

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: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever vansnailismylife Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didnt get the point across hookedonafeeeling That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its representative of rich white male shitheads

: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
ever
vansnailismylife
Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
because it meant her class didnt get the point across
hookedonafeeeling
That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
representative of rich white male shitheads

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So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and
a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no
explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort
of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes
role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be
back in a couple of minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English
and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and
chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her
easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons
To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop
them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the
pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop
seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking
her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons
Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to
demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no
authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment
ever
vansnailismylife
Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where
we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took
role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom
On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At
first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we
just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently,
no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the
room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of
the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us.
So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the
teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset
we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been
texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they
were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild
because it meant her class didnt get the point across
hookedonafeeeling
That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its
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stabbing: How should I respond to my boss
who fired me via email and let him
know that I'm very disappointed
that he did not have the courtesy
to do this face-to-face (we work
from different states, but always
communicate through video
calls)?
Semi-retired print journalist, law
school refugee
Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and
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Dear Boss,
Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently
hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me.
Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a
gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin
lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye
while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all
have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then
Love,
Ме

stabbing: How should I respond to my boss
who fired me via email and let him
know that I'm very disappointed
that he did not have the courtesy
to do this face-to-face (we work
from different states, but always
communicate through video
calls)?
Semi-retired print journalist, law
school refugee
Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and
3.8m answer views
Dear Boss,
Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently
hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me.
Obviously a transparent attempt to make you look like a
gutless, spineless, cowardly, sniveling weasel, a cretin
lacking the nuts to man up and look his people in the eye
while stabbing them in the back. But I'm certain we'll all
have a good laugh over this in the morning. Talk to you then
Love,
Ме

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lolzandtrollz: I Really Miss Leslie Nielsen: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like.you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, Ushoot the bastards. That's my policy. That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones. lolzandtrollz: I Really Miss Leslie Nielsen

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athanatosora: darecrow: sherrlockked: phantaysia: surprisebitch: whatdoesntkilluyou: my-oddly-drawn-circus: “Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.” A Korean anti-child abuse PSA. Reblog the hell out of this this is so brilliant oh my god i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont” she’s stabbing him in the throat… Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe “go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child” : 아동학대 당신이 막을 수 있습니다 人이스 , 삼성SDS 아동보호전문기관 도하 학대 당신이 막을 수 있습니다 112 十동 신고전화로 아이들의 영웅0 되어주세요 삼성SDS 아동학대 당신이 막을 수 있습니다 400 신고전화로 이들의 영웅이 되어주세요 아동보호전문기관 도하 아동학대 당신이 막을 수 있습니다 112 동 신고전화로 이들의 영웅이 되어주세요 | 아否보호전문기 Besos athanatosora: darecrow: sherrlockked: phantaysia: surprisebitch: whatdoesntkilluyou: my-oddly-drawn-circus: “Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.” A Korean anti-child abuse PSA. Reblog the hell out of this this is so brilliant oh my god i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont” she’s stabbing him in the throat… Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe “go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”

athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”
: 아동학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
人이스
,
삼성SDS
아동보호전문기관

도하
학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
112
十동
신고전화로
아이들의 영웅0
되어주세요
삼성SDS

아동학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
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이들의 영웅이
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|
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athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”

athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”
: 아동학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
人이스
,
삼성SDS
아동보호전문기관

도하
학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
112
十동
신고전화로
아이들의 영웅0
되어주세요
삼성SDS

아동학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
400
신고전화로
이들의 영웅이
되어주세요
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도하
아동학대
당신이 막을 수 있습니다
112
동
신고전화로
이들의 영웅이
되어주세요
|
아否보호전문기
Besos
athanatosora:
darecrow:

sherrlockked:

phantaysia:

surprisebitch:

whatdoesntkilluyou:

my-oddly-drawn-circus:

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”
A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

Reblog the hell out of this

this is so brilliant oh my god

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

“go ahead and take that step forward but know you’ll be dead before you can harm this child”

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: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment, she says, confused, You didn't pop the balloons." To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't pop your balloons." Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one
morning to find a balloon and a perfectly
sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No
instructions, no explanation, which is strange,
because our teacher is meticulous about that
sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her
and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and
then announces that she needs to go to the
copy room and she'll be back in a couple of
minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining
because this is advanced English and the
teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know
Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the
boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it
back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of
a nice break. Then the teacher comes back,
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, You
didn't pop the balloons."
To which one of the guys about two rows over
exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and
immediately turns around and stabs his friend's
balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing,
and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons
or their own, and the whole time the teacher is
just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't
pop your balloons."
Apparently we were starting Lord of the
Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate
the basic concept of kids turning on each other
when there are no authority figures present and
it was basically my favorite failed social
experiment ever

: solarmorrigan
So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one
morning to find a balloon and a perfectly
sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No
instructions, no explanation, which is strange,
because our teacher is meticulous about that
sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her
and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and
then announces that she needs to go to the
copy room and she'll be back in a couple of
minutes
Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining
because this is advanced English and the
teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know
Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the
boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it
back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of
a nice break. Then the teacher comes back,
stops in the doorway, and just stares at us
After a long moment, she says, confused, You
didn't pop the balloons."
To which one of the guys about two rows over
exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and
immediately turns around and stabs his friend's
balloon with the pencil
There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing,
and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons
or their own, and the whole time the teacher is
just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't
pop your balloons."
Apparently we were starting Lord of the
Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate
the basic concept of kids turning on each other
when there are no authority figures present and
it was basically my favorite failed social
experiment ever

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Wholesome Change: ,till 84% 00:24 . . 1 2,7k 1,1k Share Galaxine 5h I'll answer for my mom, who is not a redditor. One of her students, a 4th grader threatened to stab her about 20 years ago. She worked in a rough district and had no support from her superiors because it couldn't be corroborated I went to the sheriff's office and reported it, asked our sheriff how to go about handling it because my mom was afraid of the little shit and about retaliation from her boss/school system. I was only like 15 myself. Turns out the boy was his grandson, different last name. My mom called me, told me the sheriff came by their house, apologized for his grandson's behavior and brought her and my dad a dinner and flowers. She never had issues again from the boy. His punishment was lovely too. His arandfather brought him over to mow my parent's yard all summer and take care of the clippings. The sheriff humanized my mom to him, talked about how she has a family and how stabbing somebody could hurt or kill them. He eventually apologized to my mom and learned to deal with frustraion. And he turned out okav. He is an electrician and got married last summer. Add a comment Wholesome Change

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Galaxine 5h
I'll answer for my mom, who is not a redditor. One
of her students, a 4th grader threatened to stab
her about 20 years ago. She worked in a rough
district and had no support from her superiors
because it couldn't be corroborated
I went to the sheriff's office and reported it, asked
our sheriff how to go about handling it because
my mom was afraid of the little shit and about
retaliation from her boss/school system. I was only
like 15 myself. Turns out the boy was his grandson,
different last name.
My mom called me, told me the sheriff came
by their house, apologized for his grandson's
behavior and brought her and my dad a dinner
and flowers. She never had issues again from
the boy. His punishment was lovely too. His
arandfather brought him over to mow my parent's
yard all summer and take care of the clippings. The
sheriff humanized my mom to him, talked about
how she has a family and how stabbing somebody
could hurt or kill them. He eventually apologized to
my mom and learned to deal with frustraion.
And he turned out okav. He is an electrician and
got married last summer.
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Galaxine 5h
I'll answer for my mom, who is not a redditor. One
of her students, a 4th grader threatened to stab
her about 20 years ago. She worked in a rough
district and had no support from her superiors
because it couldn't be corroborated
I went to the sheriff's office and reported it, asked
our sheriff how to go about handling it because
my mom was afraid of the little shit and about
retaliation from her boss/school system. I was only
like 15 myself. Turns out the boy was his grandson,
different last name.
My mom called me, told me the sheriff came
by their house, apologized for his grandson's
behavior and brought her and my dad a dinner
and flowers. She never had issues again from
the boy. His punishment was lovely too. His
arandfather brought him over to mow my parent's
yard all summer and take care of the clippings. The
sheriff humanized my mom to him, talked about
how she has a family and how stabbing somebody
could hurt or kill them. He eventually apologized to
my mom and learned to deal with frustraion.
And he turned out okav. He is an electrician and
got married last summer.
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beif0ngs: this is exactly how this scene went down: So, let's start by talking about the emotions you children must be feeling right now Stabbing. Stabbing isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity, that I hope you don't do to me See, an emotion is more of a feeling Well, maybe I feel stabby! beif0ngs: this is exactly how this scene went down

beif0ngs:
this is exactly how this scene went down: So, let's start by talking about the emotions you children
must be feeling right now

Stabbing.

Stabbing isn't really an emotion.

It's more of an activity, that I hope you don't do to me
See, an emotion is more of a feeling

Well, maybe I feel stabby!
beif0ngs:
this is exactly how this scene went down

beif0ngs:
this is exactly how this scene went down: So, let's start by talking about the emotions you children
must be feeling right now

Stabbing.

Stabbing isn't really an emotion.

It's more of an activity, that I hope you don't do to me
See, an emotion is more of a feeling

Well, maybe I feel stabby!
beif0ngs:
this is exactly how this scene went down

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USA! USA! USA!: KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist June 14, 2017 을 Admin 09 -66 63 70 60 50 4 t hurt itself in USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!: KKK Leaders Started
Stabbing Each Other Over
Argument About Who's The
Most Racist
June 14, 2017
을 Admin
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USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!: KKK Leaders Started
Stabbing Each Other Over
Argument About Who's The
Most Racist
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friends house and he starts
stabbing his parents
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Cardi B sucks: Cardi B's music "You guys always act like you re better than me" Global 2 homeless crackheads fucking in ashoe filled with piss 10drunk belarusian prostitutes stabbing eachother in anelevator A burning dumpster full of live rats rolling down concrete stairs Cardi B sucks

Cardi B sucks: Cardi B's music
"You guys always act like you re better
than me"
Global
2 homeless crackheads
fucking in ashoe
filled with piss
10drunk belarusian
prostitutes
stabbing eachother
in anelevator
A burning dumpster
full of live rats
rolling down
concrete stairs
Cardi B sucks

Cardi B sucks: Cardi B's music
"You guys always act like you re better
than me"
Global
2 homeless crackheads
fucking in ashoe
filled with piss
10drunk belarusian
prostitutes
stabbing eachother
in anelevator
A burning dumpster
full of live rats
rolling down
concrete stairs
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yes papi harder: Me: "Harder daddy" Guy stabbing me: yes papi harder

yes papi harder: Me: "Harder daddy"
Guy stabbing me:
yes papi harder

yes papi harder: Me: "Harder daddy"
Guy stabbing me:
yes papi harder

yes papi harder

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yes papi harder by ineedanswersss15 MORE MEMES: Me: "Harder daddy" Guy stabbing me: yes papi harder by ineedanswersss15 MORE MEMES

yes papi harder by ineedanswersss15
MORE MEMES: Me: "Harder daddy"
Guy stabbing me:
yes papi harder by ineedanswersss15
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*gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez MORE MEMES: NEWS Woman hugs boyfriend and begs him not to die after 'stabbing him in stomach' The boyfriend ulriuniorr Hold on. This whole operation was your idea. *gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez MORE MEMES

*gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez
MORE MEMES: NEWS
Woman hugs
boyfriend and begs
him not to die after
'stabbing him in
stomach'
The boyfriend
ulriuniorr
Hold on.
This whole operation was your idea.
*gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez
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*gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez
MORE MEMES: NEWS
Woman hugs
boyfriend and begs
him not to die after
'stabbing him in
stomach'
The boyfriend
ulriuniorr
Hold on.
This whole operation was your idea.
*gets mad in spanish by MaybeJacquez
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stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were called crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes

stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were called
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes

stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were called
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes

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stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were called crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes

stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were called
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes

stabbing: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were called
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
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stabbing: STABBING CUNTS To You WENDY GETS PRIVACY BY CREATING HER OWN BOOK COVERS

stabbing: STABBING
CUNTS
To You
WENDY GETS PRIVACY BY
CREATING HER OWN BOOK COVERS

stabbing: STABBING
CUNTS
To You
WENDY GETS PRIVACY BY
CREATING HER OWN BOOK COVERS

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DV6: not stabbing someone when you really want to is a sign of successful adulting. DV6

DV6: not stabbing
someone when
you really want
to is a sign of
successful
adulting.
DV6

DV6: not stabbing
someone when
you really want
to is a sign of
successful
adulting.
DV6

DV6

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stabbing: FOR TODAY Drink your coffee Stay focused and positive .Don't freak out Remember, stabbing people is wrong! Are you wearing pants?

stabbing: FOR TODAY
Drink your coffee
Stay focused and
positive
.Don't freak out
Remember, stabbing
people is wrong!
Are you wearing
pants?

stabbing: FOR TODAY
Drink your coffee
Stay focused and
positive
.Don't freak out
Remember, stabbing
people is wrong!
Are you wearing
pants?

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30-minute-memes: We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were callea crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes 30-minute-memes: We could get back to stabbin.

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We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
30-minute-memes:

We could get back to stabbin.

30-minute-memes:

We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
30-minute-memes:

We could get back to stabbin.

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We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were callea crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.

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We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were callea crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
We could get back to stabbin.

We could get back to stabbin.

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We could get back to stabbin. by kmd311 MORE MEMES: Rebecca O'Neal @becca_oneal i remember reading this article abt how old timey women were callea crazy for stabbing handsy men with their hat pins to get them to keep their hands to themselves. so if yall dont like the me too movement, we could always get back to stabbin 1/30/19, 10:28 AM 1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes We could get back to stabbin. by kmd311 MORE MEMES

We could get back to stabbin. by kmd311
MORE MEMES: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
We could get back to stabbin. by kmd311
MORE MEMES

We could get back to stabbin. by kmd311
MORE MEMES: Rebecca O'Neal
@becca_oneal
i remember reading this article abt
how old timey women were callea
crazy for stabbing handsy men with
their hat pins to get them to keep their
hands to themselves. so if yall dont like
the me too movement, we could
always get back to stabbin
1/30/19, 10:28 AM
1,301 Retweets 5,931 Likes
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friends house and he starts
stabbing his parents
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SarcasmOnly: you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening Aosaram aI SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly: you ever just get a sharp
stabbing pain in one of ur
organs and u think ah fuck its
finally happening Aosaram aI
SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly: you ever just get a sharp
stabbing pain in one of ur
organs and u think ah fuck its
finally happening Aosaram aI
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Haha, I bet I hate minorities more than you!: KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist O June 14, 2017& Admin 09 6 63 70 60 50 4 It hurt tseI i n Haha, I bet I hate minorities more than you!

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Haha, I bet I hate minorities more than you!

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Really hard sometimes man.: SUCCESSFUL ADULTING: Not stabbing someone when you really want to. Really hard sometimes man.

Really hard sometimes man.: SUCCESSFUL ADULTING:
Not stabbing someone
when you really want to.
Really hard sometimes man.

Really hard sometimes man.: SUCCESSFUL ADULTING:
Not stabbing someone
when you really want to.
Really hard sometimes man.

Really hard sometimes man.

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It’s finally happening: Kyle @Millward97 Do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and u think ah fuck it's finally happening It’s finally happening

It’s finally happening: Kyle
@Millward97
Do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain in
one of your organs and u think ah fuck
it's finally happening
It’s finally happening

It’s finally happening: Kyle
@Millward97
Do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain in
one of your organs and u think ah fuck
it's finally happening
It’s finally happening

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