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Stage Crew: phantomrose96 The Main Character girl wraps her hair back up in the netting and fixes her blue wig back in place. She takes a seat in the nearby desk chair and explains why she's here. She's suspected for a while that she and MC-kun are the same, both normal-looking people masquerading in this candy haired world. MC-kun had seemed just a bit too distraught during the Naruto-kid incident. That was when Main Character-chan first noticed him, and when she recognized his shade of candy pink hair by its bottle brand. MC-chan explains that she had lived a very normal and unas- suming life. She did Stage Crew in middle school for the drama club, always the unnoticed extra in the background, sweeping in changes and wardrobe transformations. She honed her skills making props and silently, covertly, under darkness to handle the scene costumes for the drama kids, til she was a master of needle and thread, dyes and combs, and props built from paper and plastic She thinks it was that attention-to-detail she cultivated in prop-design that let her finally See what MC-kun had seen-the Candy Haired world around her that constantly overshadowed whatever she did One day, she put on the wig. And she never looked back But she doesn't know who the hair assassin is either, any more than MC-kun. There's still strength in numbers. And she figures if they work together, their odds of survival are greater. MC-kun agrees The next day is a free day for the kids competing in this International Competition. The morning passes with most of the contestants montaging through a romp in the city, tasting local cuisine and window-shopping around the market area and getting into Kodak-moment worthy shenanigans. MC-kun and MC-chan steal away to a quiet park, sitting at a picnic table, putting pink- and blue-heads together to talk through all the info they have, and what options are open to them. They don't get very far. A glasses-wearing girl appears from behind the bushes and stops them cold Glasses Girl is small and wiry, mousy in her frame. She as orange hair that poofs around her head, cropped at chin level, in a way that reminds MC-kun vaguely of a roosting chicken. Her glasses are enormous on her freckled face, and they capture the light, obscuring her eyes behind their glare "You two... you're fakes, aren't you? Both of you. MC-kun stops cold. MC-chan spins around in her seat, wide-eyed "I don't... I don't even know what that means! Go away before we Glasses Girl pulls an immaculate, highly stylized laptop from her bag. She flips it open with one hand, propping it on the table and typing furiously, too fast to even see her fingers. Audio begins to play from the laptop speakers. "We're not going home yet. Not you, and not me." "I hacked into your phone last night," GG-chan states simply, head tilted toward MC-kun. "I've heard the whole conversation" "How?!" MC-kun asks. He holds his phone at a distance, like it's suddenly venomous. GG-chan shifts. Suddenly the glare of her glasses is no longer obstructing her eyes. Behind the coke-bottle look is an expression of pure brow-knitted confusion. "I don'.... I don't actually know. I just could." GG-chan was an art student. A not-very-good-at-all art student. And a very-much-below-average competitor in sculpting competitions. She was plain, and un assuming, and inconspicuous, and jealous of the better-established art students around her with their own flashy styles. Her peers wore giant non-prescription glasses; they dyed their hair bright colors and cropped it short to perfect hipster chique. GG-chan tried to imitate that. But as a truly-not-fantastic artist, she couldn't even pull that off. She dyed her hair, picked out glasses, overshot "hipster", and landed firmly in "geek" She landed so firmly in "geek" that internationally-acclaimed hacker abilities spawned with her makeover. Suddenly she could break into anything, override anything, hack or fix or erase anything over a permanent wifi connection that followed her as its hotspot Her laptop never loses charge. Her bash scripts never fail. Her glasses always glint in the slightest bit of light and slide down her nose so that she has to keep her middle finger pressed firmly to the bridge at all times She's afraid of being sent home in ruin, sent back to her life as a mediocre art student GG-chan wants to join the effort to not be eliminated.
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Stage Crew: oparendy my director wem to see a production of West Sde Shory a few years sgo, and the guy paying Chino forgot hs gun before coming out for his a stene Once it got to the bg scene where he i supposed to sot Tony he e actor playing Tony ml he went down. The gr playng Maria then had to jerkthe shoe atf of Chino s foot and had to do the grwor scene asking า¡ow meny kKk3 O no? Hoo many kicks. audence dering the frst stae directian hat everyone has a triend of a thend he bridge never rngthe dagger out n sage o she spped te scub out of her chest and ngatharighs During apassion pray a tiend of my broterwssupposedty none of grabbed the wong spea he was supposed to grab one with a fske bu lead be gacd one ih an actua metal p and we esus screadSUS CHRIST YOU STADOED ME $9 Jesus. "stead. ROCIETED uprte teaver'僦jus.cov. Po stage) I was in Peter Pan once andone n at a performance e aresive ng our Hooks nuttache an was wearing off t was near the end with a bi fit ot niarty to the wholescane (weich was upposed to be unny anyaay sheritiwxy have a suod so she siased herself ฟ acaatager ateidentSty tuned them back on สาย Juret who 5mng up starved back as possble while our eyes were ting with tears i attended ny county 's performng arts high schaol majning in vocal studies and then and 1 produce to gen aere e and told aspects of the basiness and ney al gave us Broatway's The Lin ing for several years, and tod the best story by far inThe uon Kang-then. are crey two pieces of predecoded noise inthe whole perfarmance, soneone torgat to fip the tape af hese pre-recorded os the lesson sonenes re ณ tack ups you jutt cant reaver ton. Orgnaly he actors were gong to strel on stage wth our Lefou hasing in the eaty neat from atf stage and cath a sfd ducx that Gaston has at st This, of course regtres teo tings to work propery as scere aguahet none and The gunshcr nise had covered Bue-colar redneck schoon Guns a plenty to record. The sued duxk? Hander than you might have hoeghe t Three huning found a seni-reaisc pheasant squesy toy What tolos is an account of the ays the dog toy maaged to be the ngimere prop of the s show Suppy Store and does an escelent jo of looking around toolshly before geting cued augeter aturday Nght Brd n mssng curng cutsincal brector hmuls the deer head the od bocingie ne gunsnot no brd jst wak in with trophy Durng Gaston and Lefaus conversation gun shot sound gpes off and a stagehand throws the brd oneo e sae om the wrong se of the age Leu n G once Gunshot and bind grop go off wihout a hitth Lefou accidentaly catches ng prop in Gaston spend gesturing dramaticalywh a suffed pheasant estead afa gan the prop Accidentaly drops the prop durng corversaton wih OCasian daston doesnt In a dress rehearsal for Peter Pan, Wendy Forgt one of her ines and staned peope pot ea Once during the closeng night of our high school production of south paxifc we ere havn cur pre-show pep tak, and our drector eminded everyonety decioed to ignone this advice So daring one scene where the salons were tshno'atthe edge of the stage teoecdes topui up het rubber fol, male ฮ mach of a probiem id he had genty lossed since od have landed igt ho ubber ish with all of bis stength So now imagee the stage crew al of us hadded logether over the ony to sap sone poor parent across me face Iswear you coud aot hear the chonus af mmnwtotcha saaayw sing from al those backstage From that ronert on สา neber "sh we . rotounty garded by youn hity, under TNs pos gets belter every tme Rnows p on y das NyAnor year or Ng, scnoei 0ur oana (Mpt onPe Pษ.ncn moted tthe consruthicn of a smal baat fashoned ut of scrap wood plaster an n od bout hatwsy don the brane tbey were using to contral theer speed gve the mdst of the wreckage beltore ny trend Adena screaned ADANDON SHP ne Fairy Godnother and the thoughe going down the stage steps wasnt dramatic enough for feeing so sunched mysel off stere I aid thene ike a dead sh for a whle At this point Cinderelia and the Fairy Godmother got to me.mot koing what to do they stepped over ne and and ran shreking hysiercaly out of the om A moment later the Pence came Te nay be my ate fante post frai Rass between Dony marsorace or cRne we tag nether or them about leads wsuerty rerervng eocn owner on stage ล5 mecurtan 0opped They
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Stage Crew: oparendy my director wem to see a production of West Sde Shory a few years sgo, and the guy paying Chino forgot hs gun before coming out for his a stene Once it got to the bg scene where he i supposed to sot Tony he e actor playing Tony ml he went down. The gr playng Maria then had to jerkthe shoe atf of Chino s foot and had to do the grwor scene asking า¡ow meny kKk3 O no? Hoo many kicks. audence dering the frst stae directian hat everyone has a triend of a thend he bridge never rngthe dagger out n sage o she spped te scub out of her chest and ngatharighs During apassion pray a tiend of my broterwssupposedty none of grabbed the wong spea he was supposed to grab one with a fske bu lead be gacd one ih an actua metal p and we esus screadSUS CHRIST YOU STADOED ME $9 Jesus. "stead. ROCIETED uprte teaver'僦jus.cov. Po stage) I was in Peter Pan once andone n at a performance e aresive ng our Hooks nuttache an was wearing off t was near the end with a bi fit RPPED MY MUSTACHE OPPI ot niarty to the wholescane (weich was upposed to be unny anyaay sheritiwxy have a suod so she siased herself ฟ acaatager ateidentSty tuned them back on สาย Juret who 5mng up starved back as possble while our eyes were ting with tears i attended ny county 's performng arts high schaol majning in vocal studies and then and 1 produce to gen aere aspects of the basiness and ney al gave us Broatway's The Lin ing for several years, and tod the best story by far inThe uon Kang-then. are crey two pieces of predecoded noise inthe whole e and told perfarmance, soneone torgat to fip the tape af hese pre-recorded os the lesson sonenes re ณ tack ups you jutt cant reaver ton. Orgnaly he actors were gong to strel on stage wth our Lefou hasing in the eaty neat from atf stage and cath a sfd ducx that Gaston has at st This, of course regtres teo tings to work propery as scere aguahet none and The gunshcr nise had covered Bue-colar redneck schoon Guns a plenty to record. The sued duxk? Hander than you might have hoeghe t Three huning found a seni-reaisc pheasant squesy toy What tolos is an account of the ays the dog toy maaged to be the ngimere prop of the s show Suppy Store and does an escelent jo of looking around toolshly before geting cued augeter aturday Nght Brd n mssng curng cutsincal brector hmuls the deer head the od bocingie ne gunsnot no brd jst wak in with trophy Durng Gaston and Lefaus conversation gun shot sound gpes off and a stagehand throws the brd oneo e sae om the wrong se of the age Leu n G ubte jpte about Gaton's gun gong off ate inead of earty Cue aduts in the once Gunshot and bind grop go off wihout a hitth Lefou accidentaly catches ng prop in Gaston spend gesturing dramaticalywh a suffed pheasant estead afa gan n ater gunshot nappens a the prop squesky toy nose-pereity nether of them neaized it ws a dog o Accidentaly drops the prop durng corversaton wih OCasian daston doesnt he aopped prop In a dress rehearsal for Peter Pan, Wendy Forgt one of her ines and staned peope pot ea Once during the closeng night of our high school production of south paxifc we ere havn cur pre-show pep tak, and our drector eminded everyonety decioed to ignone this advice So daring one scene where the salons were tshno'atthe edge of the stage teoecdes topui up het rubber fol, male ฮ robably ouidnt mach of a probiem id he had genty lossed since od have landed igt ho ubber ish with all of bis stength So now imagee the stage crew al of us hadded logether over the ony to sap sone poor parent across me face Iswear you coud aot hear the chonus af mmnwtotcha saaayw sing from al those backstage From that ronert on สา neber "sh we . rotounty garded by youn hity, under TNs pos gets belter every tme Rnows p on y das NyAnor year or Ng, scnoei 0ur oana (Mpt onPe Pษ.ncn moted tthe consruthicn of a smal baat fashoned ut of scrap wood plaster an n od bout hatwsy don the brane tbey were using to contral theer speed gve the mdst of the wreckage beltore ny trend Adena screaned ADANDON SHP ne Fairy Godnother and the thoughe going down the stage steps wasnt dramatic enough for feeing so sunched mysel off stere I aid thene ike a dead sh for a whle At this point Cinderelia and the Fairy Godmother got to me.mot koing what to do they stepped over ne and and ran shreking hysiercaly out of the om A moment later the Pence came Te nay be my ate fante post frai Rass between Dony marsorace or cRne we tag nether or them about leads wsuerty rerervng eocn owner on stage ล5 mecurtan 0opped They
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Stage Crew: oparendy my director wem to see a production of West Sde Shory a few years sgo, and the guy paying Chino forgot hs gun before coming out for his a stene Once it got to the bg scene where he i supposed to sot Tony he e actor playing Tony ml he went down. The gr playng Maria then had to jerkthe shoe atf of Chino s foot and had to do the grwor scene asking า¡ow meny kKk3 O no? Hoo many kicks. audence dering the frst stae directian hat everyone has a triend of a thend he bridge never rngthe dagger out n sage o she spped te scub out of her chest and ngatharighs During apassion pray a tiend of my broterwssupposedty none of grabbed the wong spea he was supposed to grab one with a fske bu lead be gacd one ih an actua metal p and we esus screadSUS CHRIST YOU STADOED ME $9 Jesus. "stead. ROCIETED uprte teaver'僦jus.cov. Po stage) I was in Peter Pan once andone n at a performance e aresive ng our Hooks nuttache an was wearing off t was near the end with a bi fit RPPED MY MUSTACHE OPPI ot niarty to the wholescane (weich was upposed to be unny anyaay sheritiwxy have a suod so she siased herself ฟ acaatager ateidentSty tuned them back on สาย Juret who 5mng up starved back as possble while our eyes were ting with tears i attended ny county 's performng arts high schaol majning in vocal studies and then and 1 produce to gen aere aspects of the basiness and ney al gave us Broatway's The Lin ing for several years, and tod the best story by far inThe uon Kang-then. are crey two pieces of predecoded noise inthe whole e and told perfarmance, soneone torgat to fip the tape af hese pre-recorded os the lesson sonenes re ณ tack ups you jutt cant reaver ton. Orgnaly he actors were gong to strel on stage wth our Lefou hasing in the eaty neat from atf stage and cath a sfd ducx that Gaston has at st This, of course regtres teo tings to work propery as scere aguahet none and The gunshcr nise had covered Bue-colar redneck schoon Guns a plenty to record. The sued duxk? Hander than you might have hoeghe t Three huning found a seni-reaisc pheasant squesy toy What tolos is an account of the ays the dog toy maaged to be the ngimere prop of the s show Suppy Store and does an escelent jo of looking around toolshly before geting cued augeter aturday Nght Brd n mssng curng cutsincal brector hmuls the deer head the od bocingie ne gunsnot no brd jst wak in with trophy Durng Gaston and Lefaus conversation gun shot sound gpes off and a stagehand throws the brd oneo e sae om the wrong se of the age Leu n G ubte jpte about Gaton's gun gong off ate inead of earty Cue aduts in the once Gunshot and bind grop go off wihout a hitth Lefou accidentaly catches ng prop in Gaston spend gesturing dramaticalywh a suffed pheasant estead afa gan n ater gunshot nappens a the prop squesky toy nose-pereity nether of them neaized it ws a dog o Accidentaly drops the prop durng corversaton wih OCasian daston doesnt he aopped prop In a dress rehearsal for Peter Pan, Wendy Forgt one of her ines and staned peope pot ea Once during the closeng night of our high school production of south paxifc we ere havn cur pre-show pep tak, and our drector eminded everyonety decioed to ignone this advice So daring one scene where the salons were tshno'atthe edge of the stage teoecdes topui up het rubber fol, male ฮ robably ouidnt mach of a probiem id he had genty lossed since od have landed igt ho ubber ish with all of bis stength So now imagee the stage crew al of us hadded logether over the ony to sap sone poor parent across me face Iswear you coud aot hear the chonus af mmnwtotcha saaayw sing from al those backstage From that ronert on สา neber "sh we . rotounty garded by youn hity, under TNs pos gets belter every tme Rnows p on y das NyAnor year or Ng, scnoei 0ur oana (Mpt onPe Pษ.ncn moted tthe consruthicn of a smal baat fashoned ut of scrap wood plaster an n od bout hatwsy don the brane tbey were using to contral theer speed gve the mdst of the wreckage beltore ny trend Adena screaned ADANDON SHP ne Fairy Godnother and the thoughe going down the stage steps wasnt dramatic enough for feeing so sunched mysel off stere I aid thene ike a dead sh for a whle At this point Cinderelia and the Fairy Godmother got to me.mot koing what to do they stepped over ne and and ran shreking hysiercaly out of the om A moment later the Pence came Te nay be my ate fante post frai Rass between Dony marsorace or cRne we tag nether or them about leads wsuerty rerervng eocn owner on stage ล5 mecurtan 0opped They
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Stage Crew: Apparenty my director went to see a production or west Side Story a tew years ago, and the guy playing Chino forpot this gun before coming out for his ia scese once ศ pr he bg scene where he supposed to shoot Torry. he me actor playing Tony untl ne went down. The gini playing Maria then had to jek the shoe off of Chino's foot and ad to do the gushol scee aang "How many kicks Chin? How many kics opening weekend of Dracuia where Dracula (sti hungover) wonvted al over the audence during the fsstae drection hat everyone has a thend off a tiend best shory i heard was when a triend of ine saw a show where juet orgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and lood squed everywhere During apssion play a frend of mny brother was supposedy n one of the grateed the wrongspear, he vas supposed to pat one with rstead he grabbed one wh an actual netal tp and we take ip. but screamedSS CHRST YOU STABBED NE cend upwards with rson t and the weights han been ausled So Jesu inslead ROCKETED UP Into eae or just above the sage) oulpunchit fon start to finish I was in Peter Pan once and one night at a perfommance te ahesive hoiding ur Hooks mustache on was wearing of was near the end vh abig iht RIPPED MY MUSTACHE OFFI ina f hlarty to the whole scene (which wws supposed to be funny anyeay) In my seventh grade play which was a midsumner mights dream, Thisbe didn My junior year we e accidentaly tumed them back on and Julet who was sting up slanmed b daan an he wooden bed with 8 kxad bang To wtich my theater Macher says as possible whle our eyes were eing with tears mosty geaned towards muscal theater and opera styles) and once a year do one tounsty ning, an actor's workshop with thiends of our teachers woning y first year coing the our industy coacts were 1 actor.1 casting drector Broadway's The Lion ing for severel years, and told the best story by tar n The Uion King, there are only two pieces of prenecorded noise in the whle Rock the actor to while strugging not to ๒ugh that dumng ore nght's e sorneone torgot to fip the tape of these so at the end of the show the grea ca e Smba aly accepts place in the Cicle of Lite, the everyone hore and then all ran o stage positvely HoWUING wh aughter the lesson someimes there ane ack ups you jast cant recover from cinder-ember During a high school production of Deauty and the Deast, sthereas asitan up Gaston's introduction You know in trying to catch the duckogoose hat Gaston hos js shot out of the sh? Orgnaly the actors swere going to stroll on stage wih our Lefou hauing in the from ael stage and cach a stulee dck hat Gaston has ast shot Thsf The gurshot noise, ve had covered. Blue-colar redneck schoon Guns a plenty勿record The stuned dark? ,Oder han you rrigthawe thought to found a sers-reaistc pheasant squeany toy What follows is an account of the ways ths dog toy monaged to be the nighimare prop of the sx show un Opening Night The stagehand who was supposed to drop the bind from he and does an eceent job of looking around tool shiy before geting cuted upside the head by Gaston. The stagehand then draps the bird squarety on Saturday Matinee oeent sragehand rows te bird insead or droppingR and beans Lefou drectly in the tace with the prop Lefou tails over Que aughter turday Nigh Brd s masing duing curtan cal Drector hauh the deer hea rom its pace on the old blocking Le. no gunshot, no bird just waik in with trophy Ouring Gaston and Lelou s conversan gun shot sound gpes off and a stagehand thros the a it in awewand silence for a sold thirty seconds before Lefou makes off script subte jokeabou Gastons gun going off late inelead of eary Cue aduts in the Sunday Ma Diector begs e sagehands to get the cue nighe at ast once Gunshot and bind prop go off without a hach Lefou accidentally catches the prop when tall from the cahak He's so started that he caught in tha Gaston runs right in to They drop both tThe gun and he bird props, and wong prop n Gaston spendos me gesturing dranutcaly wth a shrfed pheasant irstead af a gu unday Nght Diector is fed up with bind prop decides hat Lefou shouid just the prop duning the inro coeersation,starting botn actors into silence wh the squeaky toy neee-apparenty, nether ofthem rested dog toy Monday Eementary School Show Lefou wal on stage wth the bnd Accidentaly drops te prop duing coteersation wih Gaston Gaston doesn notce the dropped prop and steps on it Cue depressingly sad squeaky oy ten years olds laughing In a dress nehearsal For Peter Pan, Wendy fargot one ot her ines and staries Once dunng the closing night of our high school production of south pacitc, we ere havin our pre-shoe pep tak, and our drector rerinded everyone mosty decided to igoethis adice 80 during one scene where the salors were shing at the edge of the stage. he decides to pull up his ubber ish, make a probably woudet much of problem if he had genty tossed R, 5nce woud tave larded ryt rusber fish wth al ofl his strength So now imagine the stage crew al of us hadded togither snty screaming as ha ling sh goes salting over the nly to siap sone poor parent across the tace I sweaw, you could aimost fear the chorus of mme whotcha sasayyy nising from all those backstage. Fronm the directon of This post pens beter every tine R shovs up on my dash My Junior year of hign school our draa club put on Peter Pan which inwolved a small boat fashioned out of scrap down the asie to the front of tne neae which had a concrete foor hat sloped About hatway down he brake they were using to comtrol their speed gave out and hey crashed into the front of the stage at high speed The entre box the midst of the wreckage and hey all jumped our and took off nunning ny triend Adena screaned "ABANDON SHP My school once dd iparody of Cndereta and I was Cinderlas g Al on thougre going down the stage steps wasn't ตaatc enough for Teeng, so whene i laid thene like a dead ish for a whe. At this pont Cinderelia and the Fary Godmother gat tome not knowing what to do they stepped over ne and n he nead. iboted ungn and ran shneking hystencally out of the oom A moment later the Prince came exited and said 1 hope that dog's oay 0ompieey forgeting is ne This ay be my al tine tavorte post was once in a prooroon or าข10 Dony,, and tre two eads were complete jokers and would prank each other during rehearsals al the tine. The rest of the cast never thought they ould do thai duning a shom but they ltold te maress between Doty and Horace Oe course we toid nemer of them about the others plan, s during the ery last sho e were aating in the wngs to woule nappen eads wiolently trenching each other on stage as the curtain dropped They started doing two we ww Last year we dd "Once Upon a Metress and the jester was supposed to do a
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Stage Crew: Apparenty my director went to see a production or west Side Story a tew years ago, and the guy playing Chino forpot this gun before coming out for his ia scese once tothe bg scene where he supposed to shoot Torry. he me actor playing Tony untl ne went down. The gini playing Maria then had to jek the shoe off of Chino's foot and ad to do the gushol scee aang "How many kicks Chin? How many kics opening weekend of Dracuia where Dracula (sti hungover) wonvted al over the best shory i heard was when a triend of ine saw a show where juet orgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and lood squed everywhere agathorigh During apssion play a frend of mny brother was supposedy n one of the take ip. but grateed the wrongspear, he vas supposed to pat one with rstead he grabbed one wh an actual netal tp and we backup Jesus cane in. 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Orgnaly the actors swere going to stroll on stage wih our Lefou hauing in the tore Now two days belore opening night our dinector wants Lefou to run i from ael stage and cach a stulee dck hat Gaston has ast shot Thsf coure requires tvo things to wor propary as a ne agurihet nse and The gurshot noise, ve had covered. Blue-colar redneck schoon Guns a plenty勿record The stuned dark? ,○der han you rrigt have thought to found a sers-reaistc pheasant squeany toy What follows is an account of the ways ths dog toy monaged to be the nighimare prop of the sx show un Opening Night The stagehand who was supposed to drop the bind from he and does an eceent job of looking around tool shiy before geting cuted upside the head by Gaston. 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when I was in fifth grade, I was in my school's production of Seussical. I played Mayzie, and in the show, I basically get knocked up in Fort Worth and I asked Horton the Elephant to sit on my egg while I go on vacation to Palm Beach. My "nest" is a stepladder on wheels with a plywood tree in front, highly uncomfortable and rly hard to get up and down. My costume is this red dress with no less than ten full length feather boas on it. Basically what happens is, I'm on my nest singing my song, and I have to get off, but one of my boas got stuck in some hinge on the ladder, but I've already started climbing down so I'm literally hanging off this tree. We had four "Things" (like thing 1 and thing 2) as our stage crew, and all of them come flying out and start ripping this boa out of the ladder, but it doesnt work, so they all run off stage. My sister (who was the stage manager) yells at them, so they all come on again and spend at least another five minutes picking at this thing. They eventually just yank it out, but it was one of my most traumatizing stage experiences.: lucas bieneke Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched Poison Boots" and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino's foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking "How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me" tblbackus There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there. crutchiee or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert's suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out musicofthestage hest stor heard was when a friend nf mine saw a show where inlief fornent tn when I was in fifth grade, I was in my school's production of Seussical. I played Mayzie, and in the show, I basically get knocked up in Fort Worth and I asked Horton the Elephant to sit on my egg while I go on vacation to Palm Beach. My "nest" is a stepladder on wheels with a plywood tree in front, highly uncomfortable and rly hard to get up and down. My costume is this red dress with no less than ten full length feather boas on it. Basically what happens is, I'm on my nest singing my song, and I have to get off, but one of my boas got stuck in some hinge on the ladder, but I've already started climbing down so I'm literally hanging off this tree. We had four "Things" (like thing 1 and thing 2) as our stage crew, and all of them come flying out and start ripping this boa out of the ladder, but it doesnt work, so they all run off stage. My sister (who was the stage manager) yells at them, so they all come on again and spend at least another five minutes picking at this thing. They eventually just yank it out, but it was one of my most traumatizing stage experiences.

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andrinaappreciationpost OK Y'ALL LISTEN UP. today i saw andrina play the dragon in shrek the musical. she is literally the most amazing singer i've ever met and i love her with ALL MY HEART her singing brought tears to my eyes and i screamed omg. i had to thank her mother for giving birth to her. if you have heard andrina or any of the other amazing people in our school you have been blessed. ALSO maya and ali KILLED stage crew and it looked like SUCH A GOOD TIME ugh i wish i could have video taped this. andrina offered me her crusty used eyelashes and i wish i hadn't rejected them bc i could have sold them on ebay when she is famous. i think i'm done now congrats if you read this all. -mia: tempfixeliza: II in this house We know Eliza Hamilton deserved better I l Source: tempfixeliza andrinaappreciationpost OK Y'ALL LISTEN UP. today i saw andrina play the dragon in shrek the musical. she is literally the most amazing singer i've ever met and i love her with ALL MY HEART her singing brought tears to my eyes and i screamed omg. i had to thank her mother for giving birth to her. if you have heard andrina or any of the other amazing people in our school you have been blessed. ALSO maya and ali KILLED stage crew and it looked like SUCH A GOOD TIME ugh i wish i could have video taped this. andrina offered me her crusty used eyelashes and i wish i hadn't rejected them bc i could have sold them on ebay when she is famous. i think i'm done now congrats if you read this all. -mia

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