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        Fans were gutted when they found out that Issa Raeโ€™s summer staple Insecurewouldnโ€™t be returning until 2020. But the woman is out here, securing the bag.Besides becoming a bonafide movie star, Issa is currently working on three new shows for HBO, with the first, A Black Lady Sketch Show, premiering Friday, August 2nd at 11 p.m.The half-an-hour show was created and written by comedienne Robin Thede and Issa will guest star and serve as the showโ€™s Executive Producer. According to HBO, the show is going to be a โ€œnarrative series set in a limitless magical reality full of dynamic, hilarious characters and celebrity guests.โ€Continue reading: 'A Black Lady Sketch Show' Is About To
 Revolutionize Sketch Comedy
 MOST READ
 Pervert Tries to Sexualize Billie Eilish, Twitter
 Takes Him Down
 A Complete Timeline of 'Stranger Things' Couple
 Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton's Relationship in
 Photos
 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a
 Boyfriend
 Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing
 People Out And For Good Reason
 'Good Girls': Loving Beth and Rio's Relationship
 Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Feminist
Fans were gutted when they found out that Issa Raeโ€™s summer staple Insecurewouldnโ€™t be returning until 2020. But the woman is out here, securing the bag.Besides becoming a bonafide movie star, Issa is currently working on three new shows for HBO, with the first, A Black Lady Sketch Show, premiering Friday, August 2nd at 11 p.m.The half-an-hour show was created and written by comedienne Robin Thede and Issa will guest star and serve as the showโ€™s Executive Producer. According to HBO, the show is going to be a โ€œnarrative series set in a limitless magical reality full of dynamic, hilarious characters and celebrity guests.โ€Continue reading
        

            
            

                
                
                    Fans were gutted when they found out that Issa Raeโ€™s summer staple Insecurewouldnโ€™t be returning until 2020. But the woman is out here, securing the bag.Besides becoming a bonafide movie star, Issa is currently working on three new shows for HBO, with the first, A Black Lady Sketch Show, premiering Friday, August 2nd at 11 p.m.The half-an-hour show was created and written by comedienne Robin Thede and Issa will guest star and serve as the showโ€™s Executive Producer. According to HBO, the show is going to be a โ€œnarrative series set in a limitless magical reality full of dynamic, hilarious characters and celebrity guests.โ€Continue reading: 'A Black Lady Sketch Show' Is About To
 Revolutionize Sketch Comedy
 MOST READ
 Pervert Tries to Sexualize Billie Eilish, Twitter
 Takes Him Down
 A Complete Timeline of 'Stranger Things' Couple
 Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton's Relationship in
 Photos
 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a
 Boyfriend
 Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing
 People Out And For Good Reason
 'Good Girls': Loving Beth and Rio's Relationship
 Makes Me Feel Like a Bad Feminist
Fans were gutted when they found out that Issa Raeโ€™s summer staple Insecurewouldnโ€™t be returning until 2020. But the woman is out here, securing the bag.Besides becoming a bonafide movie star, Issa is currently working on three new shows for HBO, with the first, A Black Lady Sketch Show, premiering Friday, August 2nd at 11 p.m.The half-an-hour show was created and written by comedienne Robin Thede and Issa will guest star and serve as the showโ€™s Executive Producer. According to HBO, the show is going to be a โ€œnarrative series set in a limitless magical reality full of dynamic, hilarious characters and celebrity guests.โ€Continue reading
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        rainnecassidy:

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cotestuck:

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meloromantics:

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sttinkerbelle:

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#and I just donโ€™t feel entitled to someone elseโ€™s lifeโ€™s work.

That comment exactly!! Itโ€™s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isnโ€™t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and Iโ€™m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Steviaโ€™s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and itโ€™s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
Itโ€™s their lifeโ€™s work, sure, but itโ€™s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Beekeepers-
Provide a home for the bees
Keep that home warm in the winter
Keep the bees well fed, negating the need for honey, which the bees would make anyways
Still do not take all the honey, just in case
Protect the bees from predators
Monitor the hives for any signs of the parasites, diseases, etc. that cause colony collapse disorder
Their bees-
Provide a valuable and reliable source of pollination for plants in the area, both wild and crops
Help keep the local ecosystem healthy
Honey-
Is one of the healthiest things you can eat
Is able to keep for a EXTREMELY long time (Millennia even), making it more valuable than many perishable foods without being full of preservatives
Can be used to soothe sore throats, nauseau, etc.
Has been eaten by humans since at least Ancient Egypt (Weโ€™ve found STILL EDIBLE honey in tombs)
Is a great tool in cooking, adding sweetness without raising the sugar content much
Is a staple food in many peopleโ€™s diets
Honey is amazing you can put it on or in pretty much everything I goddamn love it and you should too.


Honey is also a natural antimicrobial that has been used medicinally since time out of mind on external wounds like edible neosporin.
Particularly useful in the treatment of dermal abcesses.


โ€œoh no we steal it from the bees!โ€*has no problem benefiting from exploited migrant farm workers*


^^^
: A teaspoon of honey represents the life
 work of 12 bees.
rainnecassidy:

congenitalprogramming:

cotestuck:

montypla:

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source
Fact check source

#and I just donโ€™t feel entitled to someone elseโ€™s lifeโ€™s work.

That comment exactly!! Itโ€™s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isnโ€™t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and Iโ€™m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Steviaโ€™s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and itโ€™s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
Itโ€™s their lifeโ€™s work, sure, but itโ€™s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Beekeepers-
Provide a home for the bees
Keep that home warm in the winter
Keep the bees well fed, negating the need for honey, which the bees would make anyways
Still do not take all the honey, just in case
Protect the bees from predators
Monitor the hives for any signs of the parasites, diseases, etc. that cause colony collapse disorder
Their bees-
Provide a valuable and reliable source of pollination for plants in the area, both wild and crops
Help keep the local ecosystem healthy
Honey-
Is one of the healthiest things you can eat
Is able to keep for a EXTREMELY long time (Millennia even), making it more valuable than many perishable foods without being full of preservatives
Can be used to soothe sore throats, nauseau, etc.
Has been eaten by humans since at least Ancient Egypt (Weโ€™ve found STILL EDIBLE honey in tombs)
Is a great tool in cooking, adding sweetness without raising the sugar content much
Is a staple food in many peopleโ€™s diets
Honey is amazing you can put it on or in pretty much everything I goddamn love it and you should too.


Honey is also a natural antimicrobial that has been used medicinally since time out of mind on external wounds like edible neosporin.
Particularly useful in the treatment of dermal abcesses.


โ€œoh no we steal it from the bees!โ€*has no problem benefiting from exploited migrant farm workers*


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                    rainnecassidy:

congenitalprogramming:

cotestuck:

montypla:

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source
Fact check source

#and I just donโ€™t feel entitled to someone elseโ€™s lifeโ€™s work.

That comment exactly!! Itโ€™s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isnโ€™t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and Iโ€™m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Steviaโ€™s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and itโ€™s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
Itโ€™s their lifeโ€™s work, sure, but itโ€™s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Beekeepers-
Provide a home for the bees
Keep that home warm in the winter
Keep the bees well fed, negating the need for honey, which the bees would make anyways
Still do not take all the honey, just in case
Protect the bees from predators
Monitor the hives for any signs of the parasites, diseases, etc. that cause colony collapse disorder
Their bees-
Provide a valuable and reliable source of pollination for plants in the area, both wild and crops
Help keep the local ecosystem healthy
Honey-
Is one of the healthiest things you can eat
Is able to keep for a EXTREMELY long time (Millennia even), making it more valuable than many perishable foods without being full of preservatives
Can be used to soothe sore throats, nauseau, etc.
Has been eaten by humans since at least Ancient Egypt (Weโ€™ve found STILL EDIBLE honey in tombs)
Is a great tool in cooking, adding sweetness without raising the sugar content much
Is a staple food in many peopleโ€™s diets
Honey is amazing you can put it on or in pretty much everything I goddamn love it and you should too.


Honey is also a natural antimicrobial that has been used medicinally since time out of mind on external wounds like edible neosporin.
Particularly useful in the treatment of dermal abcesses.


โ€œoh no we steal it from the bees!โ€*has no problem benefiting from exploited migrant farm workers*


^^^
: A teaspoon of honey represents the life
 work of 12 bees.
rainnecassidy:

congenitalprogramming:

cotestuck:

montypla:

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source
Fact check source

#and I just donโ€™t feel entitled to someone elseโ€™s lifeโ€™s work.

That comment exactly!! Itโ€™s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isnโ€™t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and Iโ€™m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Steviaโ€™s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and itโ€™s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
Itโ€™s their lifeโ€™s work, sure, but itโ€™s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Beekeepers-
Provide a home for the bees
Keep that home warm in the winter
Keep the bees well fed, negating the need for honey, which the bees would make anyways
Still do not take all the honey, just in case
Protect the bees from predators
Monitor the hives for any signs of the parasites, diseases, etc. that cause colony collapse disorder
Their bees-
Provide a valuable and reliable source of pollination for plants in the area, both wild and crops
Help keep the local ecosystem healthy
Honey-
Is one of the healthiest things you can eat
Is able to keep for a EXTREMELY long time (Millennia even), making it more valuable than many perishable foods without being full of preservatives
Can be used to soothe sore throats, nauseau, etc.
Has been eaten by humans since at least Ancient Egypt (Weโ€™ve found STILL EDIBLE honey in tombs)
Is a great tool in cooking, adding sweetness without raising the sugar content much
Is a staple food in many peopleโ€™s diets
Honey is amazing you can put it on or in pretty much everything I goddamn love it and you should too.


Honey is also a natural antimicrobial that has been used medicinally since time out of mind on external wounds like edible neosporin.
Particularly useful in the treatment of dermal abcesses.


โ€œoh no we steal it from the bees!โ€*has no problem benefiting from exploited migrant farm workers*


^^^

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

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cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters weโ€™ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through peopleโ€™s heads:
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
sprachtraeume:

angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters weโ€™ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through peopleโ€™s heads:
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

        

            
            

                
                
                    sprachtraeume:

angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters weโ€™ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through peopleโ€™s heads:
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
sprachtraeume:

angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters weโ€™ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through peopleโ€™s heads:
The problem isnโ€™t the science, itโ€™s what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Very planned Parenthood: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
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                    Very planned Parenthood: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
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Someone contact Ronnie 2k for this foolishness. Of course a nigga from Detroit would have this type of record. At this point he probably hop on a court and start busting down a box of chicken while heโ€™s playing. He got a fucked up mike so you hear everything, from the trap music, to him coughing on his blunt, to the baby crying in the other room. His teammates win-records all types of fucked up. His my player built like he steal cookies. His matchups probably look like 4th Quarter Kobe vs some middle graders. Straight BBQ chicken. Thereโ€™s no reason Why this man a 60 overall with some Jordanโ€™s and a Jersey. Didnโ€™t bother to raise his stamina. Iโ€™m mad he specialized in post scoring for a guard. You Kobe fans make me sick. Homie gonna be hoisting bricks all game. Bout to build a whole another staple center. Boy built his whole my-player wrong. He from flint. Itโ€™s something in the water.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Someone contact Ronnie 2k for this foolishness. Of course a nigga from Detroit would have this type of record. At this point he probably hop on a court and start busting down a box of chicken while heโ€™s playing. He got a fucked up mike so you hear everything, from the trap music, to him coughing on his blunt, to the baby crying in the other room. His teammates win-records all types of fucked up. His my player built like he steal cookies. His matchups probably look like 4th Quarter Kobe vs some middle graders. Straight BBQ chicken. Thereโ€™s no reason Why this man a 60 overall with some Jordanโ€™s and a Jersey. Didnโ€™t bother to raise his stamina. Iโ€™m mad he specialized in post scoring for a guard. You Kobe fans make me sick. Homie gonna be hoisting bricks all game. Bout to build a whole another staple center. Boy built his whole my-player wrong. He from flint. Itโ€™s something in the water.: O DetroitGHooper
 60 AMATEUR
 0-489 F
Someone contact Ronnie 2k for this foolishness. Of course a nigga from Detroit would have this type of record. At this point he probably hop on a court and start busting down a box of chicken while heโ€™s playing. He got a fucked up mike so you hear everything, from the trap music, to him coughing on his blunt, to the baby crying in the other room. His teammates win-records all types of fucked up. His my player built like he steal cookies. His matchups probably look like 4th Quarter Kobe vs some middle graders. Straight BBQ chicken. Thereโ€™s no reason Why this man a 60 overall with some Jordanโ€™s and a Jersey. Didnโ€™t bother to raise his stamina. Iโ€™m mad he specialized in post scoring for a guard. You Kobe fans make me sick. Homie gonna be hoisting bricks all game. Bout to build a whole another staple center. Boy built his whole my-player wrong. He from flint. Itโ€™s something in the water.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Dark Internet, Bring Me The Grilled Cheese of Doom: hungwy
 ndiecity
 unclefather
 Can't drink the sarcophagus juice,
 can't eat the tomb cheese, what even
 is the point of archaeology
 ABC News @abcnews
 World's oldest cheese found in Egyptian
 tomb- but it may be filled with a deadly
 disease ab.co/2vRG3IH
 ativantaliban-deactivated0988
 (Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient d
 scithesuperb
 2,000-year-old lump of butter found in
 rish bog
 However desphe bog buner being technically edible, researchers advise against eating it
 CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING
 BOG BUTTER?
 dreamingofbabylon
 Fellas we've got ourselves 2 outta 3
 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
 socialmediapeasant
 World's oldest bread found
 at prehistoric site in Jordan
 Wl Dunham
 WASHINGTON (Reuters) Charred remains of a
 flatbread baked about 14,500 years ago in a stone
 fireplace at a site in northeastern Jordan have given
 researchers a delectable surprise: people began making
 bread, a vital staple food, millennia before they
 developed agriculture.
 Grilled cheese!!!!
 dreamingofbabylon
 HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT!!
 GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL
 US A CHEESE
 socialmediapeasant
 mgimme the worlds oldest skillet #for reasons #vorlds oldest tomato soup
 56,882 notes
 Ancient Non-Stick Frying Pan
 Factory Found in Italy
 This 52 million-year-old fossil is
 the world's oldest tomato
 Tonight we dine like
 kings
 dreamingofbabylon
 SE
 @imabugandsoareyou
 Source: unclefather
 103,446 notes
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                    Dark Internet, Bring Me The Grilled Cheese of Doom: hungwy
 ndiecity
 unclefather
 Can't drink the sarcophagus juice,
 can't eat the tomb cheese, what even
 is the point of archaeology
 ABC News @abcnews
 World's oldest cheese found in Egyptian
 tomb- but it may be filled with a deadly
 disease ab.co/2vRG3IH
 ativantaliban-deactivated0988
 (Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient cheese with a deadly
 disease ancient d
 scithesuperb
 2,000-year-old lump of butter found in
 rish bog
 However desphe bog buner being technically edible, researchers advise against eating it
 CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING
 BOG BUTTER?
 dreamingofbabylon
 Fellas we've got ourselves 2 outta 3
 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
 socialmediapeasant
 World's oldest bread found
 at prehistoric site in Jordan
 Wl Dunham
 WASHINGTON (Reuters) Charred remains of a
 flatbread baked about 14,500 years ago in a stone
 fireplace at a site in northeastern Jordan have given
 researchers a delectable surprise: people began making
 bread, a vital staple food, millennia before they
 developed agriculture.
 Grilled cheese!!!!
 dreamingofbabylon
 HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT!!
 GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL
 US A CHEESE
 socialmediapeasant
 mgimme the worlds oldest skillet #for reasons #vorlds oldest tomato soup
 56,882 notes
 Ancient Non-Stick Frying Pan
 Factory Found in Italy
 This 52 million-year-old fossil is
 the world's oldest tomato
 Tonight we dine like
 kings
 dreamingofbabylon
 SE
 @imabugandsoareyou
 Source: unclefather
 103,446 notes
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        69winedad:

cubern:


thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what
: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
69winedad:

cubern:


thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what

        

            
            

                
                
                    69winedad:

cubern:


thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


Are we gonna ignore the whole spider goat thing or what
: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
69winedad:

cubern:


thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.ย 
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMOโ€™s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isnโ€™t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. ย But people talk about how GMOโ€™s areย โ€œunnaturalโ€, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMOโ€™s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hearย โ€œLettuce being modified with scorpion DNAโ€ and think that weโ€™re now eating scorpions. ย But, in reality, theyโ€™re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. ย Why? ย So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. ย Why? So we can splice web production into the goatโ€™s udders. ย Weโ€™ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons arenโ€™t giant tomato abominations


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Canned Unicorn Meat</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: Excellent
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 George Takei
 โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜† Tastes Like Spam
 July 9, 2013
 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi
 rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah,
 the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.
 Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the
 rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets
 awkward)
 Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills
 California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat
 (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.
 I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger.
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Canned Unicorn Meat</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: Excellent
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 George Takei
 โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜† Tastes Like Spam
 July 9, 2013
 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi
 rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah,
 the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.
 Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the
 rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets
 awkward)
 Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills
 California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat
 (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.
 I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger.
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Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent
 Radiant source f
 Farms Sparkles
 UNICORN
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 George Takei
 โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜† Tastes Like Spam
 July 9, 2013
 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi
 rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah,
 the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.
 Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the
 rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets
 awkward)
 Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills
 California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat
 (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.
 I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger.
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent
 Radiant source f
 Farms Sparkles
 UNICORN
 MEAT
 odut
 of Ireland
 Bi
 NET WT
 5.5 0 (156)

 Top customer reviews
 George Takei
 โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜† Tastes Like Spam
 July 9, 2013
 When my shipment of unicorn meat from RADIANT FARMS finally arrived, I prepared the fragrant pate as a maki roll, wrapped in seaweed and spread over some sushi
 rice, with a little unagi sauce on top. This had been a staple during WWII when spam was standard issue in Hawaii, and it was how my cousins used to prepare it. Ah,
 the memories. I even had a half carafe of cold, unfiltered sake to pair with it.
 Unfortunately, I found this unicorn meat brand to be quite similar to spam, both in texture and blandness. I'd been hoping for that zestier kick that comes from the
 rump cuts of other mythical and fantastical creatures, such as griffins or centaurs (for the latter, serve only the back half of the creature with guests, or it gets
 awkward)
 Apparently, as Dateline recently reported, "farmed" unicorns are force-fed mostly genetically modified grains, rather than their natural diet of skittles and ecstasy pills
 California in fact is ready to ban the practice and sale of such meat by referendum. Moreover, certain European countries were caught mixing in regular horse meat
 (yes, disgusting) so you never really know how pure the unicorn is.
 I say stick with fresh. I highly recommend TOM RIDDLE brand unicorn steaks, which arrive still oozing restorative blood. Ground into patties, they make a great burger.
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