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Books, Dancing, and Drone: File: aroiused gif (317 KB, 157x199) Anonymous (D Kbk2Pd)08/22/14(Fri)00:47:37 No.564023225 High school regrets thread? I think so. me >Honors bio class senior year >Always been a big fucking nerd, so not a big deal >Teacher is fucking Doc Brown. Hair frizzy like he took 1.21 gigawatts to the head. ARDUSED Almost expect him to cry out "good news, everyone!" when he enters the room. Makes a theatrical performance of every lesson nds every class the s >"Never forget, dear friends, that science is poetry in motion." Fucking has that printed on a poster behind his desk. He died earlier this year. Ill miss the old codger. RIP Dr. Ellicott >One day, another desk is placed next to his. >Young scholars, I have a new student teacher Id like for you to meet. hsweetjesusonapogostickno.fuckpeg >Miss, please join us! >No. No. Anything but this >l was enjoying this class fuckhereitcomes jpg Nay. A woman steps in >Chestnut hair in a sleek ponytail, with a single thread dancing over her angelic face >Cant be a day older than 22 >Sweet, sensible glasses perched over endlessly deep, ocean blue eyes This is the shit people write poetry about >rd let her piss in my mouth just to see where it came from "Hi, everyone. My name Harmony, but you can call me Miss [Last Name]ski Harmony. The name of an angel on earth Shall I continue? Anonymous (ID: vzKMuYp) 08/22/14(Fri)00:49.50 No.564023563 es Anonymous D D) 08/22/14(Fri)00. 57.50 No. 5640248 10 File: poland jog (212 KB, 1024x768) >>564024968 >2564025 1 1 7 ํ”„564025272 ํ”„584025442+25840256 1 3 ํ”„584025912+s584027397 Alrighty, then! The saga goes on >She spends rest of class getting situated. >Has us play some rhyming name game Try to play along, but am from family of Polandfags My turn is coming up >Gotta think fast >Gotta make a good impression "My name is Jasiu; when I sneeze I go 'achoo. smootherthanapornstarspussy.png >Harmony giggles, makes direct eye contact with me >Those eyes, never forget those eyes. >We finish the game, and class is dismissed >As Tm walking out, she stops me >Pulls out a tissue >Two fucking words, and I melt like warm butter >Stay after class every day to chat with her and the Doc >Doc is an Ivy Leaguer, and retired from professing to do high school. Harmony and I like the same books, and she speaks a little Polish. >There's a connection, but we know we cant do anything together, with laws and shit feelsbadman.jpg >Class goes on well, 'm holding a mid-grade A, the Doc makes my day survivable, always calling on me and having me do problems on the board >One day, he's out on a facuity meeting. >l stay back, like I usually do >Harmony and I chat like usual, but it's a little...off >She's sitting really close to me me itshappening ronpaul Anonymous (ID: 4Gz01/9) 08/22/14(Fri)00:59:54 No.564025117 my sides s (ID: 08/22/14(Fri)01:02:18 No 564025442 File: 1310888795906s jog (2 KB, 126x91) >"My name is Jasiu; when I sneeze l go Anonymous (ID Kbk2Pdg) 08/22/14(Fri)01:06:16 No.564026040>564026623564026908>564030119 (434 KB, 200x198) It goes on, friends! >She puts her hand over mine >"Harmony, you know we can't-" >She covers my lips with a finger, and looks at me >She locks the door >Start making out in the lab, away from the window On the damn lab tables and shit, she don't care >Things are getting heated. My hands are everywhere, her hands are everywhere Sitting on the table with my hand up her skirt, she's standing with her hands resting on the cabinet above, breathing heavily > Captain Wnky takes control of my mind. Grab her hips, and start to push her back for business Hear something shift on the shelf above >Sanitizer bottle drops like Fat Man on desk, blows the fuck up everywhere >Shit's in my ears, shit's in my eyes, it's fucking Penny Lane We hear the lock turn ID File: imsosorry gif (475 KB. 245x200) s HD) 08/22/14(Fn)01 15:14 No 564027307 ใƒผ584027507-584027587ไธ€584027604-5840276 12ใƒผ584027657-5840286 14-584028782ใƒผ584026 news >Im screaming as my eyes feel like they're boiling out of my skull Harmony's scrambling to clean the sanitary Love Canal up >He doesn't need to speak. He want answers. Then she said it. I'm not about to drone on about betrayal, and heartbreak and shit. Just know that women are unpredictable, and can be incredibly cruel >"1 had the answer key to tomorrow's exam locked in the cabinet. I found him trying to open it, and surprised him." unt.r >I'm still blind, and stagger to my feet "Wait, Doc, H >"No, Jasiu. I trusted you above everyone else. > "But Doc >"I trusted you. And you do this to me? Stay out of my class, Jaisu. You fail. Harmony is just standing there, staring at the floor. She knows she went too far, but can't say anything now >I turn to leave, my vision is starting to return. I look ahead to see the Doc with his head in his hand l blurrily feel my way to the front of the room >The only thing I can see through my scalded eyes is that damn poster in She turned her tender eyes to me As deep as any ocean As sweet as any Harmony She blinded me with science And failed me in biology
Birthday, Cute, and Fucking: (41 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)01:36:53 No.664554181 Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and ever will happen to me >Teen weeb years, also into furry porn >Got my first laptop for my birthday Loaded it with tons of furry porn >Didn't know how to properly computer back then Windows Vista made it harder too >In math class one day, a class where l didn't even need my fucking laptop out >Sit in front center of class of 30 >Sit right beside cute girl I'd been trying to win over all semester >Was already picked on a lot in school for being a fucking loser and a weirdo >Leave to go to the bathroom and leave my laptop on my desk with my notepad up, since I was taking notes on it >Screensaver settings: 5 minutes, Picture Gallery slideshow >All my furry porn is in my pictures folder along with random memes as gone to bathroom for like 10 minutes >My laptop started a screensaver slideshow of all my furry porn and memes >Entire class is laughing as I can hear when I'm on my way back >Stand in classroom door and they all look at me quietly giggling and staring at me intensely >Notice what's on my screen >Lose my spaghetti >Shut my laptop and my instructor tries to continue teaching but no one is paying any attention 20 minutes of awkwardness till class finished >Teacher and everyone felt too awkward about what they saw to ever confront me about it >That girl moved seats away from me >So did everyone else >News already spread fucking fast by lunch >People seemed to forget about it by the time I was in grade 12 >This happened in grade 10 I'm honestly surprised I didn't kill myself
Ass, Dude, and Food: Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)22:26:20 No.46876142 >be me be obese NEET with nothing better to do than eat food and be an asshole to people >I wanted to lose my weight and my 167 KB JPG shitty personality for the longest time but was just so used to my habits and sort of thinking I was better than everyone else however recently I was given a total wake-up call public embarrassment can change people for the better. After this event I stopped letting myself be such a shitty person. Here's the story: went to local burger place >I bust through the doors, each footstep loud and terrifying as my legs just barely support my 340 lbs of lard wagecuck at the register cracks a joke about my weight was about ready to sit on his toothpick ass order my burger - it's a long order and T realize how much fucking food really eat. It's disgusting other little wagecuck kid brings out my order take bite the dude's staring at me tell him he fucked up my order this kid goes into a full on mental breakdown demand a refund out of the manager and get out of there >he didn't actually fuck up my order, I just didn't like the way he looked at me think about it late that night, wonder if that kid working there was autistic and I ruined his da >ff 2 weeks >show up again, order the same thing as last time same dude comes out with my burger >ohshit.jpg he remembers me the asshole part of me takes over and tells him he fucked up my order again the tears well up in his eyes >I can't help but laugh, I don't know why >the kid notices something is up >he lifts up my tongue to reveal the pickles I said he >mfw I'm Bubble Bass and I get publicly shamed for fucking with an autistic kid
Ass, Dude, and Food: - File: Screensh 44).jpg (167 KB, 1071x670) Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)21:26:20 No.46876142 Reply46876179 >be me >be obese NEET with nothing better to do than eat food and be an asshole to people >l wanted to lose my weight and my shitty personality for the longest time but I was just so used to my habits and sort of thinking I was better than everyone else >however recently l was given a total wake-up call >public embarrassment can change people for the better. After this event I stopped letting myself be such a shitty person. Here's the story >went to local burger place >I bust through the doors, each footstep loud and terrifying as my legs just barely support my 340 lbs of lard >wagecuck at the register cracks a joke about my weight >was about ready to sit on his toothpick ass >order my burger - it's a long order and I realize how much fucking food I really eat. It's disgusting >other little wagecuck kid brings out my order >take bite >the dude's staring at me >tell him he fucked up my order >this kid goes into a full on mental breakdown >demand a refund out of the manager and get out of there >he didn't actually fuck up my order, I just didn't like the way he looked at me >think about it late that night, wonder if that kid working there was autistic and I ruined his day >ff 2 weeks show up again, order the same thing as last time >same dude comes out with my burger >ohshitjpg >he remembers me >the asshole part of me takes over and tells him he fucked up my order again >the tears well up in his eyes >l can't help but laugh, I don't know why >the kid notices something is up >he lifts up my tongue to reveal the pickles I said he forgot >mfw I'm Bubble Bass and I get publicly shamed for fucking with an autistic kid