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Anaconda, Clothes, and Crazy: I was finally freed today! XL Just a quick encounter I had with a crazy lady today My kids have the day off from school, so l took the day off from work and we had a Daddy/Daughters day. I took them out to breakfast, and then a trip to the mall We started off in one of the department stores, and my daughters decided to start looking there for new outfits. Now I love my daughters, but shopping is absolutely not my thing. So while they're looking for clothes I'm standing over by one of the counters waiting and reading on my phone I hear someone make a noise behind me, so I look up and there's a lady standing there with a huge armful of clothes. I figured she was heading to check out so l moved over to the side of the counter. She says "Excuse me", and I figured she's talking to one of the employees. A few seconds later she yells "EXCUSE ME!", andl look up to see What's going on. That's when T realized she was talking to me By this time, people are staring at us, including my daughters. This is the rest of the encounter: Me Me. CL Crazy Lady Me: "Yeah?" CL: "Don't 'yeah me'. Take these, I don't want any of them." She sticks the clothes out towards me Me: "Yeah, I don't work here.' CL: "l don't care what department you work in, take the damn clothes." Now on any other day, I would've simply told her to piss off and go find someone who works there. But since I was out with my daughters, I decided to handle it a little differently Me: "Excuse me?" CL: She's getting really pissed at this point, and she yells again: "TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES!!" and this time she shoves the clothes into my chest Me: I look down a the clothes for a second, and then look at her with a huge smile on my face: "Master has presented Dobby with clothes... Dobby is freeeee!" and I threw the entire pile of clothes back in her face She was standing there stunned/shocked, people in the store were cracking up laughing, my oldest daughter was trying to hide because she was "soooo embarrassed" (which is nothing new). I walked over to my girls and asked if they found anything they liked. They hadn't, so we left. As we were walking out I could see CL yelling at a couple of actual employees who looked like they were doing their best not to laugh also 10.4k -152 Share Award
Bitch, Club, and Crying: Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)23:36:28 No.675572062 675577214 File: pepetongue.ipg (52 KB, 499x499) LIKE AND Wake up at 4PM from napsy time Glance over at my Good Boy Points scoreboard. Fuck yes, 25 pointsies Time to play some video gameys Waddle downstairs to living room in my jammy wammies >Mom has her book club over, occupying valuable living room space Anon, we're having our weekly book meeting here, can't you go play in the playroom for a little while? >No bitch, I saved up my Good Boy Points to play my Weegee game >O-okay, Anon, but please try to keep it down Of course mom, I'm your good boy Load up New Luigi Bros. U Load up New boy! Hear mom in the background "A-as I was saying, I think Jane Eyre... The game starts Start chanting Luigi catchphrases WEEGEE TIME! WAHOO! MARIOOOOO >Absorbed in the game World 1 boss, so toughy tough Start farting from the concentration Smells like rotten meat WEEGEE NUMBER ONE Sniff fartsy farts and giggle Made it to world 2 Fart out a hot burning one >Hear one of the bookwomen gag I'm sorry Anon's Mom, I think I've left the lights on at home. I really have to gol Hear her run out while gagging Look over at mom and her friendsies They're all looking at me disgusted >Smirk Come on, Anon, why don't you go to the playroom for a little bit. I think you've had enough tv timey NO BITCH I WANNA PLAY WEEGEE I HAVE PAID THE GBP NO REFUNDS "Please, Anon, we can talk about this later Bitch has got to know when to stop Now it's WEEGEE TIME Rub Wii U Gamepad over my wee wee and get a semi Tummy tums starts growling Start violently farting and shitting in my diapies The smell is horrific Women start throwing up while scrambling for the door Mom starts crying Completely broken down >It's just the two of us now Mom just sits there, staring blankly at me I laugh and roll around Mommy, now make me tendies please? No response MOMMY TENDIES NOW FOR TUMTUM HUNGRY No wonder dad left us, you us Throw gamepad at her face, breaking her cheekbone >She goes up and makes my tendies Dine like a literal king eless whore
Clothes, Crazy, and Girls: I was finally freed today! XL Just a quick encounter I had with a crazy lady today. My kids have the day off from school, so I took the day off from work and we had a Daddy/ Daughters day. I took them out to breakfast, and then a trip to the mall. We started off in one of the department stores, and my daughters decided to start looking there for new outfits. Now I love my daughters, but shopping is absolutely not my thing. So while they're looking for clothes I'm standing over by one of the counters waiting and reading on my phone I hear someone make a noise behind me, so I look up and there's a lady standing there with a huge armful of clothes. I figured she was heading to check out so I moved over to the side of the counter. She says "Excuse me", and I figured she's talking to one of the employees. A few seconds later she vells "EXCUSE ME!", and I look up to see what's going on. That's when I realized she was talking to me. By this time, people are staring at us, including my daughters. This is the rest of the encounter: Me Me. CL Crazy Lady. Me: "Yeah?" CL: "Don't 'yeah me'. Take these, I don't want any of them." She sticks the clothes out towards me. Me: "Yeah, I don't work here." CL: "I don't care what department you work in, take the damn clothes." Now on any other day, I would've simply told her to piss off and go find someone who works there. But since I was out with my daughters, I decided to handle it a little differently. Me: "Excuse me?" CL: She's getting really pissed at this point and shc yells again: "TAKE THE GODDAMN CLOTHES!!" and this time she shoves the clothes into my chest. Me: I look down a the clothes for a second, and then look at her with a huge smile on my face: "Master has presented Dobby with clothes... Dobby is freeeee!" and I threw the entire pile of clothes back in her face. She was standing there stunned/shocked, people in the store were cracking up laughing, my oldest daughter was trying to hide because she was "soooo embarrassed" (which is nothing new). I walked over to my girls and asked if they found anything they liked. They hadn't, so we left. As we were walking out I could see CL yelling at a couple of actual employees who looked like they were doing their best not to laugh also.
Bad, Driving, and Life: MAGIC In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my daslh love this they caused a car crash No they didn't. The man driving his car who took his eyes off the road because he was staring at a pair of women caused a car crash. He averted his eyes from the road, he endangered other people and he crashed his own car. This is all the proof you need that we live in a society that blames women for things they didn't do A Reblog for the comment and lovely picture Accountability Except no, they really didn't cause a car crash. The man didn't get distracted and caused a car crash either. In fact no one was endangering people by staring at two women instead of focusing on driving. The crash never happened and the women never caused it. A close look at the picture reveals, the car does not have any kind of dent and did not hit the pole. It is actually a staged picture taken by Toronto-based commercial photography firm, Alexandra Studios(City of Toronto Archives, Fonds 1257 Series 1057 Item 4766). The photo session of Alexandra Studios in fact dates back to 1937, the women seen are most certainly models and they did not cause any accident. It was perhaps taken as a snapshot of city life. I'm all for not blaming women for things they didn't do, I'm also for not blaming men for things they didn't do too tbh. I have lost faith that anyone on this website ever has the common sense to look up anything they see on this site people instead of focusing on diving as a for not blaming women for thinges Here's a different picture from the scene, there was no crash. PEAR ri No, it has to be about how bad men are or it isnt valid.
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