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We in 2018, she in 2058: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058
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We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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magistrate-of-mediocrity: wemblingfool: foxnewsfuckfest: brehaaorgana: solacekames: solacekames: Well, the hate bus started its tour today. At the first stop in Clarkston, the bus was met by at least two hundred local protesters. Williams had only two supporters in attendance.  The hate bus was late showing up, late rolling out, and despite his slogan of “#FearlessConservative” Williams was too scared to get out of the bus and talk to anyone who actually lived in the community. What a chickenshit. Update: The hate bus, already way behind schedule because Cracker Barrel banned it from their parking lots, broke down in Dalton, Georgia (Michael Williams blamed “radical liberals” for putting water in the tank). But they finally got it running again only to be greeted by a mariachi band in Dahlonega today: MARIACHI BAND RESISTANCE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Do not fuck with Southerners. Sending a mariachi bamd to greet him is scottish tier “fuck you.” Williams also told local new iutlets that his schedule was delayed because he was being harassed by MS13 members. He said the Sheriff’s department had to defend him against attacks. When the reporters followed up with the Sheriff’s department said that no such incident ever took place. : FILL THIS BUS WITH ILLEIEALS, YOTE MICHAEL WILL NS 85 La Greenville WILLIAMS STAY BACK 1000 FEET MOLESTORS, AND OTHER 1000 FEET FOLLOW ME TO MEXICO MICHAEL "r-in-no -OR GOVERNOR , PHARMACY GA VOTES STO arkfon means POLICE hichal RJNG22 DE PORT WE ARE ALL ILLEGALt TODOS SOMOS ILE GALES WILLIAMS NEIC ILL THIS BUS ITALS T MMIGRANTS REFUGEES MAKE AMERICA GREA swunrants OUR Ily VOTE WILLIAMS GOVERNOR DANGER! MU Kl MOE CR STS LD THER RD WHYIS MICHAEL WILLIAMS So SCARED OF BROWN PEOPLE? STAY 1000 Hate Bus in Clarkstonl FOLL TO MEX ae magistrate-of-mediocrity: wemblingfool: foxnewsfuckfest: brehaaorgana: solacekames: solacekames: Well, the hate bus started its tour today. At the first stop in Clarkston, the bus was met by at least two hundred local protesters. Williams had only two supporters in attendance.  The hate bus was late showing up, late rolling out, and despite his slogan of “#FearlessConservative” Williams was too scared to get out of the bus and talk to anyone who actually lived in the community. What a chickenshit. Update: The hate bus, already way behind schedule because Cracker Barrel banned it from their parking lots, broke down in Dalton, Georgia (Michael Williams blamed “radical liberals” for putting water in the tank). But they finally got it running again only to be greeted by a mariachi band in Dahlonega today: MARIACHI BAND RESISTANCE 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Do not fuck with Southerners. Sending a mariachi bamd to greet him is scottish tier “fuck you.” Williams also told local new iutlets that his schedule was delayed because he was being harassed by MS13 members. He said the Sheriff’s department had to defend him against attacks. When the reporters followed up with the Sheriff’s department said that no such incident ever took place.
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