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Match, Vector, and Std: me C++ Remembering emins colo _cnu cxx: :operator=-(const -gnu_cxx:: normal iteratora, const-gnu_cxx:: normal_iterator&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl_iterator.h:799:5: note: template bool ーgnu_cxx: : operator== (const-gnu. cxx: :一normaliterator8, const-gnu_cxx: : normal_iterator&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl algo.h:190:4: error: no match for operator-' in c-first.-gnu_cxx: :_normaliterator : :operator* [with-Iterator = std::vector*, Container std ::vector >, 一gnu_cxx ::-normaliterator: :reference std ::vector&]() = = == va /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl algo.h:190:4: /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl pai std::pair&, const std: pai es are :201:5 note: templ ate bool std::operator(const /usr/inclu 幵74.6/bits/st4 erator .h:285: 5 : templa bool note: const std: :reverse iterator&) std::operator /usr/include/c++/4.6/ std::operator- (const std: tl iterato h:335:5: note: template bool iterator&, const std::reverse_it usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/al1 :122:5: note: template bool std::operator-(const td: allocator&, const std::allocator usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/allocator.h:127 std:allocator&, const std::allocator&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl_vector.h:1273:5: note: template bool std: :operator (const std: vector&, const std::vector&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/ext/new_allocator.h:123:5: note: template bool 一gnu_cxx : :operator=-(const-gnu_cxx ::new allocator&, cor-gnu_cxx : : new-allocator&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl iterator.h:805:5: note: template bool ーgnu_cxx : :operator-(const-gnu_cxx ::-normal-i erator8, const-gnu_cxx:: mplate bool std::o normal_iterator&) /usr/include/c++/4.6/bits/stl iterator.h:799:5: note: t - nu cxx : :operator== (const _normal_iterator&) gnu cxx :: normal iterators, const gnu cxx :: It really do C like that sometimes

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Cookies, Jesus, and Saw: IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER IT'S THE FOURTH DAY.You DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL TO CREATE A BALLOONFOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WITH No WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! By l togg IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE HAVEN FRMLESS AND BuGaY, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS DANGLIN BUT THE EARTH WAS NoT GOoD AND THE EARTH %WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION IT'S THE FIFTH DAYYou DECIDE TO CREATE You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS YoU REACT REACT LEFT-PAD JESUS.REACT FUCKIT. JS THEN YOU SAID YoU C "LET THERE BE GHT! REATE A HACK To CREATE DARKNESS, You LIGHT IS PART NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, OF THE LAND BUT THAT's OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT · JQUERY DID NOT COMPILE ON THE SIXTH DAY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED AND STACKOVE SAID IT'S FINE EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAY BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY DAYTIME AIR JS -oN TWE SECOND DAY'\ー YOU MERGE WATER IS ACCIDENTALLY LIGHT BREAKS AS LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW SEA. JS BASE. JS (IN THE DARKNESS REALISTIC WAVES. JS BETTER-BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT You NEED To IT'S THE THIRD DAY.YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE MONGODB TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER USING cookIES, ORGANISE ALL You'vE NEEDED TO BE AbDED SOONER BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO LIGHT, AND YoU CAN'T THERE S NO LAND WITHOUT HAV WHICHUNFORTUNATELY MAKES THEM MORTAL CREAT MENTION THAT WATER TOGaL.CoM MART VIRKUS '17 If Programmers Created the Universe
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Anaconda, Bad, and Baked: chikaden thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by class mates a number of times and had the same resut It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not it. Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM CANCER Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like satl (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cooll) I MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei I. just. .that is heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is way This movement causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, s0 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you- like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications. PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing achieved I found this somewhere and just had to share
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