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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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Funny, Via, and Href: 2 Types of stoners via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2n7mRf2

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80s, Be Like, and Bless Up: When you try to pretend you're not looking at your crush, and then eye contact happens. New rule for all of u people who wear black shades in the airport but don’t have a eye condition: u a jacka$$ 🙂. No offense! 😂 Now as always my rules come with exceptions. First, u been in a action film starring the Rock or a romantic film starring Sarah Jessica Parker. U feel me? A film errybody seent. Oh u acted in one art house film that was featured at the Aspen Film Festival and got a small release in NYC and LA but u rocking Gucci shades at O’hare? U a jacka$$ 🙂. Even a B-list celebrity like Kid Cudi Imma let u rock shades out the goodness of my heart. Like to a oddly specific subsection of 2000s-era stoners u a legit star - shades are ok because them oddly specific fans is hella in love with u and U want a lil privacy. Plus people gon be like “wow kid cudi flying spirit airline?? Damn. Times is rough. AHIMMMMAHHHHHHOHHHHH.” [I always pictured Kid Cudi fans moan like Cudi in private lmao.] He might wear shades to be like “aye lemme hide a lil bit and eat my airport Cinnabon with jiz sauce in peacington.” I feel that. Second, legit athletes. But see it’s always that dude that’s 6’5”+ who wanna rock shades in the airport to create confusion. He ain’t a NBA player but he might could had played college ball. Bruh. U ain’t famous. U just lengthy 😂. “Well smash maybe u just jealous of these actors, rappers and athletes — salty a$$. U just a nobody with a meme page LMAOOO.” Ummmm exactly! And I love it that way! 😂 That’s the whole point. People wear them shades in airports to pretend like they don’t wanna be recognized but low key dying to be recognized. The shades - which is suppose to obscure they identity - actually draw attention to them. People look harder to see who they are. Like them dudes who was heavy metal artists in the 80s but still rock the big hair like ya auntie Julie and tight fake leather pants like homie just dying to be spotted by someone (...like ya auntie Julie lmao she still play they music! She never moved on! She’ll STILL smash Jerry the drummer just to brag at the hair salon! Raw! Knowing she number 8,762! Go head Julie u wild lmao!) Anyway bruv, stop. Take them shades off. See? Light is lovely. Bless up 😂😂😂
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