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Fart, Hole, and Lift: SLPT: Choose a kitchen stool with a hole in it so you don’t need to lift your cheek when you fart.

SLPT: Choose a kitchen stool with a hole in it so you don’t need to lift your cheek when you fart.

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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: 9:10 9:09 9:10 9:19 60:E C Omfg if I tell all the girls in ma stool Like kissed? Hand job shagged idek Thats it like wtf ive known him for Do u actually like him cause if u don't 6:51 pm years and so did many girls and then a bus girl takes him they will legit wip ur ass let someone else have him x Idekkkkkkkkkkkk how this is possible Omg ru actually y rgf? Skool Well I wouldn't b with him if I didn Grea Ffs he blocked me cause of u Yh Right.. Im still confused innit like why he went for u U should dump him I haven't even told him that ur messaging me so it can't b cos of m with Ur the one who takes the Which i will not if.. glasses? Righ u hhhh6 U tell me what you to have done Yes its bcs of u Yh. Yes I literally saw u and u legit shouldn't be with yasser I feel bad for him ngl How exactl Omg why do yu need know ?? Why did rude or anything go for u not to be Tf is wrong with y Smh Ur fuckin with I fucking was helping him and telling j like him that he shouldn't have chosen u must tell me Its not fair for him mean you out of everyone, and once I made fun of u. Well innit thats what tually I feel bad now soz x Which I still don't believe Smh Nothing is wrong u cheeky bitch Well how would i fucking knov he says he blocked me Right grea 3tw I go to ge Yu don't need 2 knov Im not always like this but innit u Well that's not cos of me fuck of stole him from us Ru rlly his gf like full on Atleast tell me have u done shit Ok Yh well how long have u even known Grea Y him U don't need 2 know and what shot do yu even mean Well u bitch is kinda lucky innit bare Ppl act had a chance with him ppl ask him out u slut Shiit Like since getting the bus at the beginning of this year Uhhhh righ Shit Ok Like thats ma Thats it like wtf years and so did ny girls and then own him for Do u actually lik Like kissed? hagged idek Who evenru cause if u don't Omfg if I tell all the girls in ma stool Message... Message... Message... Message... Message.. 9:19 l 9:19 9:28 l 9:31 9:24 C o ink that's gonnab very Does he like u? Right ok? hard 2 prove with saved chats but no i am not sending an ss Like love u And do u know he has never said yes Plzz I promise I will leave h to anyone and ur his first Well I don't wanna say this innit tho he lovvves u. We were friends for years than I made fun of you and he Looove No yu don' Ok Well who r u ur the 1 who started blocked me U I beg u mate texting me and yu have 4 followers and like i don't have a lot but 4 yr y asking me who i am And yhi Send screenies Babes Is he good at pullin Like who asked who out I said n Answer then I go Right who tf r u first cos yu just messaging me randomly like tf Im the one who doesn't waste time Yu don't need 2 know but he asked on ig Ys me Righ I am a girl Who has a social life Ur chattin Just n New messages Answer tge question does he really So do u want to shag him He would never ask anyone cause So ur lieing looove u es never said yes to a girl Yr 10 I won't tell Do u wanna shag him The I mean Well y would i lie about that?? Well n Im blocker nether the less Wt Well I hardly go on insta i go on it like not even everyday apart from texting ppl and how would ik i think so but To make yourself look a bit better than a beg Who with other girls have been trying to get him and then u came into thos Plz Yeh u fucking want to shag him as how would ik story well Well I don't think that's gonna b very Ibeg you hard 2 prove with saved chats but no i am not sending an ss Is he a good puller Fuck off i need 2 go so stop fucking This popping up 2 me i rlly don't give 1 Tf is ur problen Wt Right ok? PIC COLLAGE See Well don't wanna sav this innit tho Message... Message... Message... Message... Message... She went mental when we started going out
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Apparently, Birthday, and Drinking: roses are red, planes travel at speed: BANNED FROM CHINESE Sport BUFFET FOR SHITTING IN THE SEAWEED SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE SICKENER: shat in b restaurant Gran, 52, had drunk TWO bottles of vodka GRAN Janice O'Dowd has been banned from an all-you-can-eat Chinese for CRAPPING in a tray of crispy seaweed. Onlookers gasped (and some vomited) when the drunken 52-vear-old climbed onto a chair pulied down her tights splattered her mess onto T ER By NICK APPLEYARD ncksundaysport.co drink. They started it. Sue Harris was at the buffet with her family., o celebrate her 40th birthday, and witnessed ODowd's dirty demonstration first hand. She said: was stood next to the woman when she grabbed a chair and climbed onto it. ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET £8.99 and savoury treat. The disgusting apparently in protest at being asked te tonv, atte she put a eigarette out in gesture wras Amusement eh wasdrunk and Dowdwh wa at the north Manchester restaurant for herdaughter swigging from a vodka bottle Steph's hen party, had been drinking and I thought at finst she was all day before the incident at 10pm last Saturday. When Sunday Spart, approached ruddy-faced ODowd at her home in Oldham, Gtr Manchester, ahe told our a shit on the buff nand yes, I did man Ye 'd necked two bottles of ing vodka, so what do you cing expect? They shouldn't have told me to leave ever seen in 40 years of catering for just for putting a tab out in some c s pisshead Brits just mooning her backside for the amusement of her friends ut theen ahe atrained and a mass of loose stool gushed onte the crisy seaweed. She was cackling at someone about a cigarette. I was physically sick on the spot. The restaurant's owner Raymond Ng. 60, says it was the worst thing he's He recalled: We had to elose for the night and refund everyone, apart from the disgusting group of pissed woenen. They were, swearing. moking vomiting and, in one dirty bastard's case, shitting. PLOP SUEY: Eaterle where dirty protest took place would have called the police but I employ illegal immigrants so I thought best not. Er, don't print that will you? When nature calls...
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Advice, Definitely, and Doctor: I've had one that was abnormal where they actually recommended I do colposcopy which is pretty invasive and the doctor completely freaked me out with talks about surgery and stuff. I was recommended by my sister who is also a doctor to not do any such invasive procedures at such a young age and instead see if my body can fix itself. She recommended I look for a functional medicine doctor which I did. I followed a functional medicine program which is basically a preventative program that helps strengthen your immune system so your body can fix itself. They do very detailed and specialized blood/urine/stool sample to find the root causes of your health issues. After I did all these tests I had so many issues I didn't even know about like vit B12 deficiency, vit D deficiency, leaky gut, bacterias/fungus in my gut etc. Which also explained why I had other health issues like insomnia, feeling anxious all the time, acne etc. The doctor put me on a regimen of supplements/medicines and it kept changing every few months, also a complete change of diet, a change of habits (like sleeping better, reduce stress at work etc) I redid the pap smear after 8 months and it came back normal which I am very grateful for. Also I am just now more of a happy healthy person. I plan to redo these functional medicine next year just to see if I still have some of these issues. I can send you the clinic details by PM if you are interested, they are based in Toronto but I followed the program remotely as I wasn't in Canada at that time. They shipped all the test kits to me and I shipped them back, and they shipped all the supplements/medicine to me and I had conference calls with the doctors. I paid around $3000 (can't remember exactly) for a 6 month program. Not cheap but definitely was worth it. O2 Angry Reply 3h a colposcopy isn't invasive at all.. it's a quick procedure to look at the cells on your cervix with a large microscope like machine. Literally all they do is put a bit of vinegar like solution on your cervix and look and the cervix through your vaginal canal If they see a something abnormal they will do a small biopsy, which is a bit uncomfortable but not very painful. Please stop fear mongering. A Colposcopy can and have saved women's lives by detecting cancer early Supplements and vitamins are not going to help someone who has cancer. Your story sounds absolutely made up to sell junk and you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to scare women into not having proper medical care. If A scared woman from my mommy group asked what to do after an abnormal pap smear, some loon gave her this sound advice and I just had to call her out.
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Advice, Definitely, and Doctor: I've had one that was abnormal where they actually recommended I do colposcopy which is pretty invasive and the doctor completely freaked me out with talks about surgery and stuff. I was recommended by my sister who is also a doctor to not do any such invasive procedures at such a young age and instead see if my body can fix itself. She recommended I look for a functional medicine doctor whichI did. I followed a functional medicine program which is basically a preventative program that helps strengthen your immune system so your body can fix itself. They do very detailed and specialized blood/urine/stool sample to find the root causes of your health issues. After I did all these tests I had so many issues I didn't even know about like vit B12 deficiency, vit D deficiency, leaky gut, bacterias/fungus in my gut etc. Which also explained why I had other health issues like insomnia, feeling anxious all the time, acne etc. The doctor put me on a regimen of supplements/medicines and it kept changing every few months, also a complete change of diet, a change of habits (like sleeping better, reduce stress at work etc) I redid the pap smear after 8 months and it came back normal which I am very grateful for. Also I am just now more of a happy healthy person. I plan to redo these functional medicine next year just to see if I still have some of these issues. I can send you the clinic details by PM if you are interested, they are based in Toronto but I followed the program remotely as I wasn't in Canada at that time. They shipped all the test kits to me and I shipped them back, and they shipped all the supplements/medicine to me and I had conference calls with the doctors. I paid around $3000 (can't remember exactly) for a 6 month program. Not cheap but definitely was worth it. O2 Angry Reply 3h a colposcopy isn't invasive at all.. it's a quick procedure to look at the cells on your cervix with a large microscope like machine. Literally all they do is put a bit of vinegar like solution on your cervix and look and the cervix through your vaginal canal. If they see a something abnormal they will do a small biopsy, which is a bit uncomfortable but not very painful. Please stop fear mongering. A Colposcopy can and have saved women's lives by detecting cancer early. Supplements and vitamins are not going to help someone who has cancer. Your story sounds absolutely made up to sell junk and you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to scare women into not having proper medical care. If A scared girl asked what to do after an abnormal pap smear and someone posted this AMAZING advice.
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Funny, Waiting..., and Her: Streisand waiting for an entrance, on a stool, in Funny Lady. Kicking her leg.

Streisand waiting for an entrance, on a stool, in Funny Lady. Kicking her leg.

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