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Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family kremeroyale Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: "laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again fandomsohard my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the stupidest fucking shit Source: ierohero Tv advice vs professionalism
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Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family kremeroyale Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: "laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again fandomsohard my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the stupidest fucking shit Source: ierohero Tv advice vs professionalism
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America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge. DOG PLAN p3 Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️
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America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals” This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe…? Um. Spain…? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned… Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-…  meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
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