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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Booty: You just coming over to chill. Don't think you getting no pussy cause you ain't." alwaysbewoke: boulevard-of-june-30th: alwaysbewoke: banglethevisionary: mazabrei: pattythenest: beautifuldarkkskkin: alwaysbewoke: tinii1225: alwaysbewoke: greyscalesound: luvmangosdope: tokillatequila: greyscalesound: brothadom: naturalistamisslyn: grandpaq: the1movement: mimialtchell: kushandwizdom: Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭 This is all too real 😂😂😩 😂😂😂😂 So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩 Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward? Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward? Lmao men are so clueless Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward​. and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha. a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush. a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm. a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight. a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her. a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years. a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap. a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you. a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you. she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!! Say it louder for the little girls in the back!! Fuckin preach that shit @luvmangosdope and @tinii1225 Take this fucking hint What I’ve gathered from how my friends interact with men: “No means no. Unless it means yes. And you better know the fucking difference you clueless pervert.” @alwaysbewoke preach my nigga preach yea but ain’t shit changing… wait! liking tweets and ig pics are hints now?  damn! i’m so happy to be a fucking grown ass man dealing with grown ass women.  These are the same women that will say “communication is important” what are you communicating? Hand signs? @alwaysbewoke 👏🏿👏🏿
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Cheating, Tumblr, and Work: <p><a href="http://1996.tumblr.com/post/120332540294/arachnofiend-chibisilverwings-ambrromance" class="tumblr_blog">1996</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arachnofiend.tumblr.com/post/82943599470/chibisilverwings-ambrromance">arachnofiend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chibisilverwings.tumblr.com/post/82914063875/ambrromance-joultonofblood-sums-up-their">chibisilverwings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambrromance.tumblr.com/post/81033846815/joultonofblood-sums-up-their-personalities">ambrromance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joultonofblood.tumblr.com/post/58812951311/sums-up-their-personalities-pretty-well">joultonofblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sums up their personalities pretty well.</p> </blockquote> <p>Eddy: I can achieve anything<br/>Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want<br/>Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way</p> </blockquote> <p>Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.<br/><br/>Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.<br/><br/>Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.</p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly never thought I’d see a critical analysis of <em>Ed, Edd, and Eddy</em></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wui4ZcZF1qh8ptoo1_500.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6866e5b90cb815a471d675442639b18/tumblr_inline_p7kc2qJE2F1tdwdz1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wui4ZcZF1qh8ptoo1_500.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote></blockquote>
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Af, Omg, and Phone: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://languidlylifting.tumblr.com/post/149247047575">languidlylifting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liftingthefinerthings.tumblr.com/post/149246085049">liftingthefinerthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awokay12.tumblr.com/post/149245335984">awokay12</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hippylifter.tumblr.com/post/149238008691">hippylifter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lawlesslifter.tumblr.com/post/149236905392">lawlesslifter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letsgolifting.tumblr.com/post/149236707284">letsgolifting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ok so alottttt of you ask how I do my “scarf trick” and it’s so hard to explain unless I actually show you.. so here we are </p> <p>straight forward af, first </p> <p>tuck the scarf under your arm your holding your bag so it completely covers your bag</p> <p>select two of the same item (not as obviously as I did in the video clearly)</p> <p>put them both behind your phone, pass one to your hand sort of through your scarf and slide it in your bag</p> <p>pretend to read the other item decide you “don’t want it” and put it back which is literally all that looks like on camera and they can’t see you conceal behind the scarf I think it’s pretty fool proof I don’t go lifting without wearing one!</p> hope this helps X </blockquote> <p>bless u, clever lady</p> </blockquote> <p>omg this is so great !!!! It’s like a magic trick tbh </p> </blockquote> <p>If only it was cold where I live</p> </blockquote> <p>I just ordered a new scarf &amp; poncho–girl you are a genius 🙌 So perfect!!! This would work for so many things! Thanks for the vid!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is honestly so amazing</p> </blockquote>
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Fake, Paintings, and Target: <p><a href="https://jlewdaby.tumblr.com/post/166638638758/shadbase-twitter-patreon-finally-got-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jlewdaby</a>:</p><blockquote> <p> <b><a href="http://www.shadbase.com/lady-in-red/" target="_blank">SHADBASE</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/JLullabyme" target="_blank">TWITTER</a> | <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2FJLullaby&amp;t=YzU4NTRjYWNmZmZjN2M3Zjg5NDZhMzc1NzY3Mzk2YjdlOWY0YTZiNixHZ0h5cnJOMA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3ATohKApHDIyCXJYsaQ16D2A&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fjlewdaby.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159293803093%2Fshadbase-twitter-patreon-i-am-not-up-to-par-on&amp;m=1" target="_blank">PATREON</a></b> <br/></p> <p>Finally got this one done<b>.</b> For those who don’t know, the character is called “the Lady in Red” from the game “Ib”! Shes essentially the typical painting in the wall that comes out to getcha x) loved watching people play that game when it first came out. had an awesome grunge and eerie feeling to it. it especially capture (at least for me) how some old paintings from abstract, surreal, or any medium can be quite terrifying to look at in the right atmosphere. Not gonna lie, it really is fun to turn something that is originally pixelated and simple to how you would think it would be if it were detailed or if it were “real”. Anyway, apologies for the wait on this one! I don’t want to make another bland repetitive statement with the content flow as i have last month but i really do appreciate your guys patience on the matter.</p> <p>For the frame, i was originally going to go with a straight forward generic border, but i thought it didn’t compliment the character enough so i figured i’d go for the embroidered look to emphasize “fanciness” “untouched”. i also tried to texture the frame/metal a bit more in this one than i usually do and used my sketch brush in order to create the bumps and scratches. helps make it feel relatively old imo. i was debating on whether i’d use a light gold or a fake gold, but i felt the color of fake gold makes it feel more “conniving” in my opinion. as for the background, theres not much to say other than that i chose a green palette to help emphasize the redness of her dress and character. hopefully it does x) that’s all i have to say for this one and i just hope you all like!</p> </blockquote>

jlewdaby: SHADBASE | TWITTER | PATREON Finally got this one done. For those who don’t know, the character is called “the Lady in Red” f...

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Gym, Memes, and Struggle: SQUAT DO YOU STRUGGLE WITH A HIGH ELBOW RACK POSITION? Latissimus Dorsi Levator Scapulae Serratus Posterior A Superior If you struggle to get your elbows up into a good position for your front squats & cleans, it may be due to stiffness in your lat muscles (the big darker red muscles shown bottom left) 👆🏼 . One of my favorite band assisted stretches to help mobilize into a good position is the topic of today's post. Grab a band with your palm facing the sky. Twist into the position shown & drive your elbow up as the band helps pull your hand down behind you back. You can also use your opposite free hand to push into a greater stretch (felt in your upper lateral back & the underside of your arm). Hold for 10 seconds & try 5 before re-checking your rack position to see if this is the right mobility tool for your body ✅ . KEYS TO PERFORM CORRECTLY👇🏼 1️⃣Drive your elbows straight forward (don't let it kick out to the side)✅ 2️⃣Keep your core braced (this will keep your back from hyper extending (which I could have done a little better job of in this video)✅ 3️⃣Keep your hand facing the sky. This allows you to mobilize in a position similar to your end goal (improving your front rack) ___________________________________ Squat University is the ultimate guide to realizing the strength to which the body is capable of. The information within these pages are provided to empower you to become a master of your physical body. Through these teachings you will find what is required in order to rid yourself of pain, decrease risk for injury, and improve your strength and athletic performance. ________________________________ Squat SquatUniversity Powerlifting weightlifting crossfit training wod workout gym fit fitfam fitness fitspo oly olympicweightlifting hookgrip mobility USAW physicaltherapy lifting crossfitter
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Gym, Memes, and Yo: Internal External rotation rotation WHY YOU NEED HIP INTERNAL ROTATION TO SIUAT stretch on the ide of yo You need BOTH hip internal AND external rotation to perform a good technical squat - here's why 👇🏼👇🏼(Full Video on my YouTube channel) . Almost all of us should have the ability to perform a bodyweight squat with their toes relatively straight forward (5-7 degrees of toe-out angle is technically "neutral" anatomically speaking for my 🤓out there). This requires a certain amount of internal rotation at the hip joint (along with adequate ankle mobility & core-pelvic control). If you are lacking this motion, your body will naturally spin off into the position of least resistance (external rotation) ❌ . This is why some people have toes that spin out as they squat down no matter how hard they try to stay forward (and yes when we barbell squat turning the toes out slightly is 👌🏼 but you still should have the ability to to bodyweight squat with toes relatively forward) 👍🏻 . The "W" stretch can be a helpful way to improve you hip internal rotation. If doing it correctly it should bring out a stretch in the lateral part of the hip - and NOT a pinch pain in the front of the hip (if so you are impinging yourself & either that stretch is not right for you or you should do some banded joint mobs first - find those on my YouTube) ✅ ___________________________________ Recommended sets-reps: 2 sets of 5 stretches for 10 seconds before your next training session. Recheck your squat after and see if it helps you get into a better technical position 🏋🏽 _______________________________ Squat University is the ultimate guide to realizing the strength to which the body is capable of. The information within these pages are provided to empower you to become a master of your physical body. Through these teachings you will find what is required in order to rid yourself of pain, decrease risk for injury, and improve your strength and athletic performance. ________________________________ Squat SquatUniversity Powerlifting weightlifting crossfit training wod workout gym fit fitfam fitness fitspo oly olympicweightlifting hookgrip mobility USAW physicaltherapy lifting crossfitter
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