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hammaria: primal-blaziken: iris-sempi: megapokemonxy: wendycorduroy: stepchildofthesun: Pokemnemonic i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment. Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic. Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all) Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost. : Most Pokemon type advantages are pretty easy to remember WATER 2X usFIRE But everyone seems to have their own mnemonics for the less straightforward ones PSHCHC Brain over brawn! 2XU8 FIGHT Two birds with one stone. ROCK FLYING Uhhh that thing where water gets into cracks in the ground and then freezes and then expands and then the ground breaks up? ICE US GROUND Have you ever tried to punch a bird? FIGHT US FLYING MOVIE THEATE 02010 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM hammaria: primal-blaziken: iris-sempi: megapokemonxy: wendycorduroy: stepchildofthesun: Pokemnemonic i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment. Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic. Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all) Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

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alwaysbewoke: boulevard-of-june-30th: alwaysbewoke: banglethevisionary: mazabrei: pattythenest: beautifuldarkkskkin: alwaysbewoke: tinii1225: alwaysbewoke: greyscalesound: luvmangosdope: tokillatequila: greyscalesound: brothadom: naturalistamisslyn: grandpaq: the1movement: mimialtchell: kushandwizdom: Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭 This is all too real 😂😂😩 😂😂😂😂 So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩 Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward? Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward? Lmao men are so clueless Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward​. and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha. a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush. a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm. a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight. a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her. a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years. a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap. a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you. a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you. she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!! Say it louder for the little girls in the back!! Fuckin preach that shit @luvmangosdope and @tinii1225 Take this fucking hint What I’ve gathered from how my friends interact with men: “No means no. Unless it means yes. And you better know the fucking difference you clueless pervert.” @alwaysbewoke preach my nigga preach yea but ain’t shit changing… wait! liking tweets and ig pics are hints now?  damn! i’m so happy to be a fucking grown ass man dealing with grown ass women.  These are the same women that will say “communication is important” what are you communicating? Hand signs? @alwaysbewoke 👏🏿👏🏿 : You just coming over to chill. Don't think you getting no pussy cause you ain't." alwaysbewoke: boulevard-of-june-30th: alwaysbewoke: banglethevisionary: mazabrei: pattythenest: beautifuldarkkskkin: alwaysbewoke: tinii1225: alwaysbewoke: greyscalesound: luvmangosdope: tokillatequila: greyscalesound: brothadom: naturalistamisslyn: grandpaq: the1movement: mimialtchell: kushandwizdom: Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭 This is all too real 😂😂😩 😂😂😂😂 So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩 Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward? Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward? Lmao men are so clueless Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward​. and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha. a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush. a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm. a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight. a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her. a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years. a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap. a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you. a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you. she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!! Say it louder for the little girls in the back!! Fuckin preach that shit @luvmangosdope and @tinii1225 Take this fucking hint What I’ve gathered from how my friends interact with men: “No means no. Unless it means yes. And you better know the fucking difference you clueless pervert.” @alwaysbewoke preach my nigga preach yea but ain’t shit changing… wait! liking tweets and ig pics are hints now?  damn! i’m so happy to be a fucking grown ass man dealing with grown ass women.  These are the same women that will say “communication is important” what are you communicating? Hand signs? @alwaysbewoke 👏🏿👏🏿
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<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/173808599977/siesta-key-flsaying-that-it-was-simple-and" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SIESTA KEY, FL—Saying that it was simple and straightforward to locate a gift that their mother would enjoy, the children of alcoholic Alison Cassidy confirmed Friday that she was pretty easy to shop for. “It’s cool that we don’t have to get stressed out running around to a bunch of different shops when we can just duck into the liquor store and arrive at her house with the perfect present,” said Lance Cassidy, 24, telling reporters that he knew his mother would love anything he picked out with an ABV of 20 percent or higher. “Of course, all of us kids try and find some special booze that she has an emotional connection to, but at the end of the day, I know she’d be just as happy with a huge plastic bottle of Popov as some finely aged small-batch bourbon as long as it came from us and will get her absolutely shitfaced.” Cassidy added that he and his siblings faced significantly greater challenges shopping for their father who almost always exchanged whatever they gave him for cash to feed his gambling addiction.<br/></p></blockquote>: SARK Alcoholic Parent Easy To Shop For <p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/173808599977/siesta-key-flsaying-that-it-was-simple-and" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SIESTA KEY, FL—Saying that it was simple and straightforward to locate a gift that their mother would enjoy, the children of alcoholic Alison Cassidy confirmed Friday that she was pretty easy to shop for. “It’s cool that we don’t have to get stressed out running around to a bunch of different shops when we can just duck into the liquor store and arrive at her house with the perfect present,” said Lance Cassidy, 24, telling reporters that he knew his mother would love anything he picked out with an ABV of 20 percent or higher. “Of course, all of us kids try and find some special booze that she has an emotional connection to, but at the end of the day, I know she’d be just as happy with a huge plastic bottle of Popov as some finely aged small-batch bourbon as long as it came from us and will get her absolutely shitfaced.” Cassidy added that he and his siblings faced significantly greater challenges shopping for their father who almost always exchanged whatever they gave him for cash to feed his gambling addiction.<br/></p></blockquote>
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The most heartfelt prayer in any language: Medieval Village and Bored Assholes uck stome some background: I work weekends at a small medieval village about an hour outside of town. We're not hugely popular, but we always have at least 30-50 people in the village, and it's always* the same types of people: the enthusiastic little kids in costumes, the high teenagers, the adult cosplayers the newlyweds, and the lonely bored men who want nothing more than the rush of catching you on something historically inaccurate. T play the scribe and run the bookshop, because l can do calligraphy and I know some Latin. it's primarily a store though, and people are supposed to buy books or calligraphy commissions. Mostlye just want me to write their name fancy. It's pretty straightforward But one day this guy comes wandering in with this sneer and I just know he's gonna be a dick. give him my usual scripted welcome, and out of the gate he asks how it's historically accurate for the town scribe to be a woman I have an answer prepared, saying something about my father keeping the ledgers and never having a son, so he taught me my letters and sent me to the local priest to learn my Latin. He asks a handful more uncomfortable obnoxious questions and all I can think is T'm on minimum wage to the cent, I'm stuffed into a starched frock, and l'm clearly just a local teenager" but l keep smiling and tolerating it.T answer all of his questions correctly until bored asshole (BA): "So if you learned your Latin from a priest I'm sure you can say an authentic medieval latin prayer for me now?" and I kinda freeze, because l'm Jewish and don't know any Christian prayers at all, and the only Latin I can remember was from a class project where we translated pop songs into various languages me: "eho te convenivi tamquam et hic furor est sed hic numerus meus est ita invoca me fortasse" BA is finally shut up and satisfies and leaves (without buying anything) and content not knowing that the blessing was the chorus of Call Me Maybe The most heartfelt prayer in any language
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hammaria: primal-blaziken: iris-sempi: megapokemonxy: wendycorduroy: stepchildofthesun: Pokemnemonic i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment. Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic. Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all) Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost. : Most Pokemon type advantages are pretty easy to remember WATER 2X usFIRE But everyone seems to have their own mnemonics for the less straightforward ones PSHCHC Brain over brawn! 2XU8 FIGHT Two birds with one stone. ROCK FLYING Uhhh that thing where water gets into cracks in the ground and then freezes and then expands and then the ground breaks up? ICE US GROUND Have you ever tried to punch a bird? FIGHT US FLYING MOVIE THEATE 02010 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM hammaria: primal-blaziken: iris-sempi: megapokemonxy: wendycorduroy: stepchildofthesun: Pokemnemonic i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment. Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic. Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all) Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

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In any given day, our subconscious mind processes around 60,000 thoughts. It’s those same thoughts that are pushing us towards whatever it is that we desire while at the same time bringing us closer to the things that we fear. How can we achieve anything we want when our minds are almost working against us? 🤔 The truth of the matter is, as we already know it deep down inside, we get whatever it is that we focus on in life. When we focus on negative thoughts such as fear, anger, and resentment, we get more of the same. In fact, we live in a constant state of lack, wondering why we can never achieve the things we believe we want to achieve so badly in life. However, when we live an abundant life, steeped in positivity, moving away from fear, anger, and resentment, and moving towards love, growth, contribution, and forgiveness, we get more of the same. Like attracts like. It’s rather simple and straightforward. But, we don’t often notice it at a micro level. We tend to look at things on a grander scale, not really realizing what’s going on in the here-and-now. - 👇So, if you want to achieve those goals that you set for yourself, live an abundant life, and grow, there are 3 simple rules for achieving anything you want in life: ✔️Know what you want and why you want it. ✔️Create and follow a massive action plan. ✔️Track and analyze your results, making changes along the way. - You’re welcome! 😉 - success achieve mindset millionairementor: IF YOU BELIEVE, YOU WILL. IF YOU DON'T, YOU WON'T. In any given day, our subconscious mind processes around 60,000 thoughts. It’s those same thoughts that are pushing us towards whatever it is that we desire while at the same time bringing us closer to the things that we fear. How can we achieve anything we want when our minds are almost working against us? 🤔 The truth of the matter is, as we already know it deep down inside, we get whatever it is that we focus on in life. When we focus on negative thoughts such as fear, anger, and resentment, we get more of the same. In fact, we live in a constant state of lack, wondering why we can never achieve the things we believe we want to achieve so badly in life. However, when we live an abundant life, steeped in positivity, moving away from fear, anger, and resentment, and moving towards love, growth, contribution, and forgiveness, we get more of the same. Like attracts like. It’s rather simple and straightforward. But, we don’t often notice it at a micro level. We tend to look at things on a grander scale, not really realizing what’s going on in the here-and-now. - 👇So, if you want to achieve those goals that you set for yourself, live an abundant life, and grow, there are 3 simple rules for achieving anything you want in life: ✔️Know what you want and why you want it. ✔️Create and follow a massive action plan. ✔️Track and analyze your results, making changes along the way. - You’re welcome! 😉 - success achieve mindset millionairementor

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