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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a...

Community, Conway, and Fashion: Blac Chyna's real name is Angela, there's always a sign Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumming by punching a man's wrists hurts my soul for real. Tasha is a real G through it all and my boy Tommy is holding the crown for slipping up in Lala like a boss. But on a real, I really need to see Tariq falling onto a nank and Angela accidentally get hit by a train or some shit. Fuck them two. Rob Kardashian a strong attempt to win the internet by leaking fiery doctored nudes today but failed when he said "I still love her". So let me get this straight. You want everyone to know that the hoe you wifed and bred up is a hoe? Throwing up receipts like a jilted ex because she sent you a vid of her delivering lip service to a next man? Bro...she sent you a vid of a next man beating up the Community pussy you claimed and you're STILL saying "but I love her tho lol". Are you well, pal? This man is moving like cuckolding is in fashion. Stroking his babes back while it's getting blown out and that. As for Chyna, the laws of the game state that she has received yet another W. Her hustle game is so nuts because she's done absolutely nothing but breed for a rich man, and she's got titties worth more than certain mans whips that they pretend to own on the Gram. Jewels weightier than her babyfather and a crib with a rent that's the same amount as these ACN people claim to be getting on a regs. Angie out here trailblazing for these skrippers. I thought Cardi B was the new Prime Minister, but nope, Chynald Trump just had to remind everybody who's the POTUS. Nowadays the mandem either wanna go Eric Benet or go Rob Kardashian. Just go Jimmy Conway and drink Wray and Nephew in the big big sun hot. Picture supplied by @rita_jae.

Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumm...