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tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem Rule #2 Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street, For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet. You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat, But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast, Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most, For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces, And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea, For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see, And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light, So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite. : Rule #2 don't ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem Rule #2 Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street, For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet. You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat, But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast, Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most, For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces, And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea, For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see, And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light, So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

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thehumon: I’m not entirely sure if this story has a supernatural element to it or not. Are they just run of the mill cannibals or vampires/demons? Occultists? Maybe only Adam? So many possibilities. I also struggled a lot with Adam’s looks. I wanted him to look like an honest to god nice, charming guy who also looked super creepy in the right (wrong?) light. There was supposed to be a whole backstory about Mrs. Poppel’s husband and when Adam came into her life, but I decided to leave it out as it was already pretty text heavy. : At the end of the road is a big old mansion that could house several families, but it only has two inhabitants: Old, rich Mrs. Poppel and her butler Adam. Mrs. Poppel was never much of a smiler, but there doesn't seem to be a mean bone in her. If children kick a ball into her garden she doesn't make a fuzz, just nods at them and watch as they retrieve it. Most days people can see her embroide own little ring by the window, seemingly caught up in her She is peculiar, but never bothers anyone She's just an old lady who spends her days sowing and socializing at the local book club Tell your sister I hope she gets well soon. Adam is quite different. Always smiling and friendly. Always ready to help if he has the time. He's incredibly popular in town,F not to mention at the pub when he has a few hours off. He drinks, laughs and sings, and can even be talked into playing the guitar if asked enough times. Women love him too, but he just winks at them and jokes that he's committed to Mrs. Poppel. It's his own fault that people started spreading rumors that he was really Mrs s live-in lover who had been put to work around the house Typically Adam he just played along. "I don't kiss and tell" When some drunk lads saw him walk arm in arm with Mrs. Poppel down the street, no doubt to steady her, they teasingly shouted "Taking your sweetheart out fora stroll?!" while making kissing sounds been up to now?" l looked up at him like, "What have you They're an odd pair, but they seem happy together in the big house Pork? Again? I'm sorry, Mrs Im still waiting for a delivery Adam even does things not expected of a butler, like gardening while she rests in a sun chair, which has only added fuel to the rumors SU way, Adam d every once in a while something incredible happens; Mrs smiles. No one knows how Adam does it, but neither is it a surprise to anyone It l An Only one truly odd thing has ever happened to them One night a neighbor saw a man sneaking around the house testing the cellar windows. The bedroom. That's where old ladies keep all the good stuff She didn't see him get in, but suddenly he was gone so she grabbed the phone and called the police, just to be safe. What!? She's still home? That means her boy-toy has to be somewhere in the house too- Huh? Adam opened the door dressed in a robe when the police rang the doorbell. He woke up Mrs. Poppel and together they could confirm that the house hadn't been broken into. The officers couldn't find anything out of the ordinary, but gave Mrs Poppel a number to call if they saw anything The following day a man by the name Eric was reported missing. He had lived a rough life of petty crime and robbery, and sometimes didn't contact his friends or family for weeks so it was impossible to say when exactly he disappears. It could have been that same day, or two weeks prior People wondered if maybe he had been the man sneaking around outside Mrs. Poppel's house, but everyone agreed that it was probably just a coincidence. After all, people like him went missing all the time in the surrounding towns. And even if it was him, what did it matter? Mrs. Poppel and Adam were good eople who were loved by the whole town. There was no reason to cause trouble for them, no matter what their relationship was. Besides, Mrs. Poppel had one of her good weeks after that night, seeming a lot more cheerful and happy. It would be a shame to ruin it. thehumon: I’m not entirely sure if this story has a supernatural element to it or not. Are they just run of the mill cannibals or vampires/demons? Occultists? Maybe only Adam? So many possibilities. I also struggled a lot with Adam’s looks. I wanted him to look like an honest to god nice, charming guy who also looked super creepy in the right (wrong?) light. There was supposed to be a whole backstory about Mrs. Poppel’s husband and when Adam came into her life, but I decided to leave it out as it was already pretty text heavy.

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ja-ll: telvi1:dustandvioletvelvet: foeyedcurls: 17mul: randymusprime: “Do you have any idea how black you were being while walking!?!” lmsig This is not fun. Me and two friends got pulled over one afternoon behind my college because we were walking around a nice neighborhood and looked “suspicious.” Some white lady kept following us in our mini van to keep track of where we were until the cops got there and all we were doing is literally strolling around the neighborhood that backed up to our school If you see this situation don’t leave and probably record it to just in case I got stopped by police while I was walking home from football practice then again while I was standing in my back yard. YOUR BACK YARD??? holy: Tweet Brian Coulter @PhilaBCoulter You know..you hear about it. But when you see someone pulled over for walking..man, I don't know. POLICE 1038 7:48 AM · 02 Jul 13 5,576 RETWEETS 4,883 FAVORITES Reply to Brian Coulter ja-ll: telvi1:dustandvioletvelvet: foeyedcurls: 17mul: randymusprime: “Do you have any idea how black you were being while walking!?!” lmsig This is not fun. Me and two friends got pulled over one afternoon behind my college because we were walking around a nice neighborhood and looked “suspicious.” Some white lady kept following us in our mini van to keep track of where we were until the cops got there and all we were doing is literally strolling around the neighborhood that backed up to our school If you see this situation don’t leave and probably record it to just in case I got stopped by police while I was walking home from football practice then again while I was standing in my back yard. YOUR BACK YARD??? holy

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