When You Win An Argument
When You Win An Argument

When You Win An Argument

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strutting

strutting

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won

won

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 playing chess

playing chess

mattered
 mattered

mattered

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 pigeons

pigeons

you win
 you win

you win

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 bird

bird

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 anyway

anyway

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Be Like, Bless Up, and Dieting: Dog birthdays are the best birthdays!! Shout to u girls walking around the city in them slim fit Moncler and Canada Goose down coats I see y'all. Lil fine asses y'all think y'all slick. Y'all ain't slick at all. Smash got quadruple x ray vision. U could be wearing that coat over a sweater over another shirt over a bra and imma still be able to ascertain with only a quick glance whether or not I want u to bear my chirren. Them hats with the fur lining with the flappy ears? Them big Burberry scarves with the overcheck? None of that is slick. Smash got a radar for this shit. Y'all gotta remember - I do deals in the Middle East. I travel to a part of the world where I gotta sometimes make a snap judgment based on half an ankle and a half-revealed eyebrow whether a girl gorgeous or not. Y'all. Ain't. Slick. I swear I could judge a beauty contest where the girls wear burqas and I'd be like "Duanphen from Thailand bring your fine ass here u win the beauty contest I could tell by your strut that u fine AF" and then the burqas come off and bam, Smash was right, Ms. Thailand was indeed the winner. Nah but u know what fuck beauty contests. Beauty is more than that. It's not just physical. It's how a woman carry herself. It's how she talk. It's her intellect. It's her independence. It's whether if we're in a argument, she should ice cold slap me across the cheek - hard - and be like "I told you not to push my button" and I'm like "cot damn this woman assault and batteried me ok I deserved it but wow - she crazy, and high-key scary - I like it." How did I get on this tangent? All I'm saying is, regardless how thick your coat is, I see u. That holiday winter weight on your ass and hips looking right. Forget that new year resolution and lemme bury my face in it before u crash diet and start doing three spin classes per day for 'bikini weather'. Let smash enjoy it before it melts away. U dig! Bless up 😍😂😂😂

Shout to u girls walking around the city in them slim fit Moncler and Canada Goose down coats I see y'all. Lil fine asses y'all think y'all ...

Bilbo, Bitch, and Gif: <p><a href="https://bussykween.tumblr.com/post/152486093969/andrewbelami-oraclesofnorway-your-body-is-an" class="tumblr_blog">bussykween</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://andrewbelami.tumblr.com/post/152479366365/oraclesofnorway-your-body-is-an-incredibly" class="tumblr_blog">andrewbelami</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://oraclesofnorway.tumblr.com/post/152127957336/your-body-is-an-incredibly-bizarre-machine-what" class="tumblr_blog">oraclesofnorway</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.<br/></p><p>“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-tumblr-attribution="realitytvgifs:VkV2eg-DgP77XwPCkyD-bA:ZjsrOx1TDYNSG" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e05030de10beaae8694c318d430082/tumblr_ndhv9ueHDU1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e05030de10beaae8694c318d430082/tumblr_inline_ofu3qpCCiG1srwt8s_500.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="282" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e05030de10beaae8694c318d430082/tumblr_ndhv9ueHDU1ql5yr7o1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>

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