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America, Church, and Driving: PRAY FOR US SINNERS JACKSON #10 :00CHRISTIAN BAPTIST SUN. SERVICE 9:30 AM&11:00 AM SUN. EVE. 7:00 PM PASTOR: COUNT YOUR MANY BLESSINGS REPENT CHURCHES CHRISTIAN FIRST BRETHREN CHURCH oFTHE BRETHREN EVANGELICAL METHODIST zephyrantha: glamourcat28: theexistentiallyqueer: saathi1013: stonecoldfemme: sonneillonv: copperhamster: conquerorwurm: banana0042: maybeware: fantastigasmical: kaci3po: watergender: psychicdictatorship: the aesthetic of american far right christianity is horrifying run-down signs screaming about hell in the middle of nowhere is my aesthetic though You don’t know true pants-shitting fear until you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, not a single sign of civilization as far as the eye can see, haven’t seen another living being in three hours, and then out of nowhere suddenly looms a half-destroyed barn with the words “HELL IS REAL” painted on what remains of the roof. I’ll be honest, you could say most of these were from a horror game and I wouldn’t doubt you.  Implying America isn’t a horror game lately. America isn’t a game. It is just a horror. Visible from i-40, between Interstate 40 and old Route 66, the Groom, TX cross Englewood Ohio @saathi1013 #i feel like you would appreciate this YEP. hey so fun fact about that last one it’s located right by the I-75 highway and anyone driving in or out of cincinnati could see it from the road and it was horrifying the first time i saw it because i felt like i was about to die. the statue was called king of kings, but i only ever heard it referred to as touchdown jesus. just imagine yourself kicking a football through those lofty open arms…..ohio 1, satan 0. in 2010 touchdown jesus was very sadly struck by lightning and burned down, possibly because so many heathens were calling him touchdown jesus and imagining playing football with the lord. or possibly because that’s just what happens when you build a giant styrofoam and fiberglass statue next to an artificial pond on a hill in the middle of rural ohio. fortunately our good friends down in englewood have contingency plans for god’s wrath and the end of the world, so they built a new statue named lux mundi. unfortunately, lux mundi is not as amped to play football. but he does look like he’s down for hugs. RIP, touchdown jesus. we miss you. 😢 The skeletal remains of touchdown Jesus is one of the more horrifying things I’ve seen. The line “heathens were calling him touchdown Jesus and imagining playing football with the Lord” is hilarious to me because one of the most pervasive Christian summer camp/“get the kids excited” songs is called My Father’s House and talks about Heaven as a great vacation destination, and everyone’s favorite line is “It’s a big, big yard where we can play football! TOUCHDOWN!” And yes, please do imagine several hundred kids getting more excited about playing football with God than literally anything else that week.
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: “hold up...dogs and coyotes mix?” Now I ain’t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves 🐺) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! 😂. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like “AYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.” And ol Peter just like “I’m sorry! You can’t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! I’ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!” And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peter’s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL “Peter from procurement” lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.” And Walter just throw Peter’s leg on the ground and be like “I’LL BRING HER BACK WHEN I’M DONE.” Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ain’t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh 😫 BLESS UP 😂😂😂
Tumblr, Blog, and Good: <p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165787699463/thetoxicginger-polar-solstice" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetoxicginger.tumblr.com/post/165786128202/polar-solstice-nightkunoichi-a-friendly" class="tumblr_blog">thetoxicginger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://polar-solstice.tumblr.com/post/165784382364/nightkunoichi-a-friendly-reminder-not-to-put" class="tumblr_blog">polar-solstice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nightkunoichi.tumblr.com/post/165783894498/a-friendly-reminder-not-to-put-undiluted-essential" class="tumblr_blog">nightkunoichi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A friendly reminder not to put undiluted essential oils on your skin. My mint essential oil ate through this styrofoam cup in aroun 20-30 mins when i got pulled away before i diluted it. And it was only about 4-5 drops.</p></blockquote> <p>Someone once bought me undiluted tea tree oil facial pads and told me to put undiluted tea tree oil on my face as an acne treatment, and I had to show her that it stripped the paint off metal with no scrubbing before she realized why that was a terrible idea. DILUTE. YOUR. OILS.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp">https://www.aromaweb.com/articles/dilutingessentialoils.asp</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>This is a good website that explains in more depth why you don’t use raw essential oil on skin and how to dilute it with a proper “carriers” ie. Lotions, veg/coconut/ect oils and others. A good rule of thumb thought is to use a carrier that isn’t water and low viscosity. Also don’t use essential oils then go into the sun wait about 30-40 mins to adsorbed into the skin because it will boil/fry your skin. </p> </blockquote> <p>reblogging for the reference!</p> </blockquote>

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Billboard, Chris Brown, and Lean: Insiders say Chris Brown "Dancing With Death", Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness Caballeralert Read more: www.balleralert.com Insiders say Chris Brown “Dancing With Death”; Detail Drug Abuse & Mental Illness-blogged by @hshtgmike ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ New insider reports from ChrisBrown’s camp detail the singer’s drug habit and mental illness in an article published to Billboard Thursday morning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A former employee, who remains anonymous, tells Billboard of a night around this time in 2016. The ex-employee explains Brown had just been on one of his many coke binges, empty Styrofoam cups littered throughout his master bedroom; lean was his comedown of choice. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The doorbell rings for a delivery. “Do your f*cking job!,” Brown yells at one of his security guards who regularly stayed up late at night to check Brown’s pulse. But he was asleep while his partner was on duty. The doorbell rings again, this time a construction worker. “I’m going to show you what it’s like not to work with Chris Brown for two weeks,” he shouts at the guards, kicking them both out. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2014, Brown was diagnosed with Bipolar II disorder, a condition defined by hypomanic and depressive episodes. The condition is triggered by extreme stress and drug and alcohol abuse. Also cited in the report, by Brown’s probation officer, were “untreated PTSD” and “inappropriate” self-medicating.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Brown was preparing for the European leg of his One Hell of a Nite Tour around this time, but according to members of his team, he would stay up for as long as three days at a time, snorting cocaine and using Xanax, marijuana, Molly, and Lean. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He will cuss you out and say, ‘Hey man, I’m functioning. I’m going to get the work out.’ And he does,” a current member of his team tells Billboard. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During his last run of dates on the One Hell of a Nite Tour, a former employee confesses that Brown threatened his tour manager, leading her to quit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But [he’s not] the first functional star who thinks they can handle those powerful drugs. I got to say with all my heart, he’s dancing with death.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In 2009 …to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile) readmore logon
Memes, The Hood, and Hammock: The hood hammock He even got the styrofoam cup with lean. He living good • ➫➫ Follow @savagememesss for more posts dail

He even got the styrofoam cup with lean. He living good • ➫➫ Follow @savagememesss for more posts dail