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Bad, Beautiful, and Comfortable: File: nervous-pepe.jpg (9 KB, 231x218) FUCK Anonymous 07/17/18(Tue)20:45:14 No.46874383 Replyl I really fucked up bad this time guys be me 33 ylo NEET dad left me a large inheritance so i dont have to work severely agoraphobic so I order everything online >survive entirely off of food delivery services like ubereats and postmates >delivery driver a few weeks ago is the most shockingly beautiful woman ive ever seen she smiles at me >heartmelts.png print her profile photo from the order history page sleep with this photo next to me every night now idea.jpg order food 3 times a day for the next few weeks trying to get her as my driver again finally success...get completely naked in preparation fate favors the bold so I chub up my dick fullyerect.jpg she knocks on the door tell her its unlocked and she can come in >she says she doesnt feel comfortable doing that after some back and forth she opens the door her eyes scan the room until she sees me on the couch, fully erect and naked >she screams and drops the food and runs out the door a few minutes later some guy starts pounding on my door, probably her boyfriend >after 10 minutes he finally leaves but he was yelling about calling the police They can't actually do anything, can they? She walked in on me so technically she was violating my privacy if anything. My ubereats account stopped working so I can't place more orders to try to see her again and explain things. Now I'm going to get in big trouble over a simple misunderstanding Fuck everyone on discord who told me the naked man technique would work.
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p><blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K <p><a href="http://prideprejudce.tumblr.com/post/175880112996/she-weaponized-her-gag-gift-im-crying" class="tumblr_blog">prideprejudce</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>she weaponized her gag gift im crying</p></blockquote>

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Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: tooiconic capitalistcocaine bigwordsandsharpedges plumber-with-a-gun: michigander514 red-faced-wolf fawnfreckles azulafirelily fawnfreckles oh my god I just wolf whistled at a man I have literally never wolf whistled at anyone in my life why did I do that I didn't even do it on purpose it just came out of me I'm so sorry sir I did not mean to objectify you You are one of the best parts of my dashboard @fawnfreckles you are so swee If someone wolf whistled at me I'd be in shock tbh Maybe l'm just shallow, but I'd be super flattered It's definitely a confidence boost for guys Here's the thing: men are pretty constantly de-sexualized. No men ever get together and go shopping for clothes, let alone makeup or lingerie. Hell, male lingerie only even exists as a fucking joke! Guys barely ever talk about emotions, let alone romance. Commenting on another guy's attractive qualities is deliberately avoided What sexy role models are there for men besides muscular actors which are typically gruff poorly-written characters anyway? Even in a committed heterosexual relationship, men are expected to escalate the situation in any romantic or sexual context. Men don't get compliments for what they are, but rather what they've done, or plan to do. Hell pornography is usually made with a male point of view, and even that somehow manages to completely ignore any suggestion of the guy's personality or character traits. What male pornstar is marketed based on a defining feature, on a specific "style If you ask single men to recall the last time someone they weren't dating deliberately complimented their appearance, most will hesitate and dodge the question for a while, before sheepishly revealing some innocent non-sexual compliment. If you press them further for details about when this happened, they reveal it was months or even years ago. Events like that are so rare, they frequently become cherished memories that men still think about years later This has some curious and disturbing side effects, like unsolicited dick pics Occasionally, people will ask men who send those dick pics what the fuck could possibly be motivating them when everyone else in society openly despises that specific act. The answer seems to be a sort of gambling mentality: they decided that even a shitty 1-in-50 chance of a positive reaction is still preferable to being unknown, ignored, and forgotten. For many of them, even a strongly negative reaction is still considered a success, purely because someone acknowledged them in a sexual context. None of them misguidedly believe women enjoy getting surprised by a picture of their penis. They keep doing it anyway, because the act of sending it is a psychological relief all by itself Of course, that's only half of the story. The other half is how women dramatically misunderstand that motivation. For example, I read an article by a woman who was so sick and tired of getting unsolicited dick pics that she decided to turn the tables on men, and send her own unsolicited pussy pics! backtred dramatically, with 100% ot the straight male recipients reacting positively. Instead of feeling violated like she did, every single man felt validated. Most men don't consciously realize it or simply refuse to admit it, but they're starved for the tiniest scrap of attention whatsoever, and any compliment is a deeply pleasing experience Some respond so strongly to any suggestion of someone explicitly validating them that they become willing to accept any acknowledgement at all, even if it's disgusted or downright hostile Conversely, and maybe as a direct result, women are absolutely submerged in catcalls, compliments, and advice on how to improve their appearance. The experience is TOO MUCH: if there's a sexual or romatic context, then women are in it. People gossip about it constantly. They make an entire genre of fucking TV shows for it! The resulting gap in experience causes the real problems. When one side reaches out, the other can't relate. Trying to describe your point of view without the huge fucking wall of text (see above) is nearly impossible. To them, you experience isn't just unfamiliar, it's downright foreign and unrelatable. If a man is dying of thirst in a desert, why would drowning ever cross his mind? If a woman is drowning with no shoreline in sight, why would she worry about being a little thirsty at the time? TL:DR Feel free to whistle. They'll tell you when to stop This was certainly an interesting way to put it This was a good intellectual read
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, 11 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019, This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mistape, regardless of how "fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals. Sincerely, William R. Fitzsimmons Dean of Admissions and Financial Aid