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Ass, Bruh, and Cookies: i want him @DrSmashlove Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's gon leave a half-eaten pack of Chips Ahoy Cinnamon Sugar Thins in the coffee room I see y'all. See Bruh smash understands women. I know exactly what happened there. U bought that pack of cookies like "ah yes delicious, plus they're 'thin' - I'll have one at a time as a snack and feel thin and great and healthy ☺️." Then what did yo pretty ass do. U ate half the pack in one sitting 😂. That sugar high hit u hard and fast and u uploaded a hilarious four part snap story and then u crashed and now u need three coffees just to wake back up and u just like "not today, Jesus" and put the rest of them cookies in the coffee room with a kindly written post-it saying "help yourself! 🙂" Translation: "I have no self control, please eat these before I my pants no longer fit and I gotta convert to pregnancy pants with the elastic waist" 😫. So with that said let me remind y'all of a golden rule: white sugar is like alcohol for your body - pure poison. Cut that shit straight out. At your desk imma need you to keep nuts and vegetables. Just that. Pound them peanuts, walnuts, almonds, carrots and cucumbers like your life depend on it. And watch your energy levels go up, your waist size go down, and u get that lil spring in your step. Cut the sugar, cut the carbs, eat some protein, fat and veggies and watch your whole life improve. Ya get me! This shit ain't hard. Being sexy ain't hard. It's YOU that's filling yourself with poison. That poison is ok on a cheat meal but not daily, ya get me! In 2017 let's all eat good drink good and fvck good, more life more health more blessings. 🆗! Bless 🆙 😂😂😂
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Family, Gif, and Jimmy Fallon: net new new new The BENG The Tonig ov fonigh OU Caranel @ Chocolate lo new new new ERRYS The Tonight The Tonighe Dough Do <p><a href="http://breeflejuice.tumblr.com/post/112581303572/i-was-so-excited-to-finally-find-jimmy-fallon-ice" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">breeflejuice</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I was so excited to finally find Jimmy Fallon ice cream that I bought 10</p></blockquote><p>Wooo! Ice cream party! </p><figure><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e630d03472531e6689f038d5d0816690/tumblr_inline_nkpomsHzh31qgt12i.gif"/></figure><p>Get excited! <br/></p><figure><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bb996dd55c299fb269b3b6521474888b/tumblr_inline_nkpon5tlaU1qgt12i.gif"/></figure><p>Once you&rsquo;ve finished your pint you can enjoy your ice cream daze! </p><figure><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/711a6ca821346ba831e4a48cc9a5da08/tumblr_inline_nkpoo52Nz51qgt12i.gif"/></figure><p>When you see your family eyeing your ice cream stash&hellip;</p><figure><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5fd6d7a3f00896cefe78859f41140a1c/tumblr_inline_nkpooyM2J41qgt12i.gif"/></figure><p>This will probably be you when you are on a sugar high: </p><figure><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/749cb9e2c5dfe3309fd525f19c3f90a8/tumblr_inline_nkpopyPbn21qgt12i.gif"/></figure><p>Enjoy the pints, pal! </p>

breeflejuice:I was so excited to finally find Jimmy Fallon ice cream that I bought 10Wooo! Ice cream party! Get excited! Once you’ve finishe...

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