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Arguing, Ass, and Bitch: CTRL @prodbyCTRL "I'm on my period nooo0 First of all, I eat my steak medium rare. Lay ya ass down Never trust a chick who says she doesnโ€™t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, donโ€™t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where Iโ€™m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kissโ€ฆ The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldnโ€™t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches canโ€™t be trusted. I needed help and it wasnโ€™t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. โ€œ My turnโ€ i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of โ€œNooooโ€. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.
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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: CHAPTER 1: BIRTH oF AN HE WERPUMATI RE-IMAGINED Rosso WINCH A 7ใƒช ใƒผ< \ใฆ\ D WHAT IS IT? OH. JOJO? YOU HUNGRY? IHHH! HERE YOU GO. 0000HH.. 000HHHH.. THANKS. BUT I'M NOT HUNGRy, Boy.. HOW ARE YOU? SHIT! I NEED MORE MEDS! GOOD MORNING PROFESSOR. JOJO?? *HEAVY SIGH* DOCTOR? UTONIUM? HMM.. I WASN EXPECTING YOU 'TIL NEXT WEEK My GOD, UTONIUM LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T WELL, AS YOUR CHANGED YOUR CLOTHES NOR PySCHIATRIST SHOWERED SINCE HYGIENE IS CLOSELY LINKED TO SINCE 2 WEEKS AGO. IS THERE A PROBLEM? I'M NOT HERE FOR My HYGIENIC PREFERENCES TO BE EVALUATED. JUST MAKE THE VOICES STOP! WELL.. WHAT ARE THE VOICES IN yOUR HEAD SAyING?? SUGAR SPICE "AND EVERYTHING NICE." I KEEP HEARING THAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WHO'S WHISPERING? IT SEEMS YOU HAVE: SCHIZOPHRENIA, IN ADDITION TO YOUR GENERALISED ANXIETy DISORDER, AND MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER. ALL WHICH HAVE BEEN OBSERVED TO COME AND GO IN A MATTER OF WEEKS WELL THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD. *COUGH* HE'S WHISPERING AGAIN. DON'T FORGET YOUR MANIC DEPRESSION. AND BOUTS OF EXISTENTIAL ANXIETy.. HIM DEEP BREATHING* HOOH HOOH? UHH... H00H? *DEEP INHALE* CLICK 26 (4w) 27 a 2al VN-N- 0-0 3 ใใƒผ1 2 y-T 26ไธ‡ ...UGH HOOH! HOOH! JOJO? WHAT IS IT, BOY?? 'TeL ., ใ‚Ša>:\/34ST2-lor-1(,-W"arๅ†–* 00ใ‚ค EY."(3...J2v or C- -- rใƒผใƒผใƒผใ† ใฆ1 J/Y^ใƒš / 'N VA Do 7Fใƒผใƒผ2 P 4.tๅคชTro o2(-o)- หŠ 9ๅ—rr (--olri13ID ไบบ,731 3-L\. z s7ed!'s-o3eQ ,b32.J4,่พฟ่ฎฉใƒผ 7, ใ€Žใƒ‘ใƒผใƒซใƒผuvใƒผb 3ใƒฆใƒณM-LA awj4) r_ใƒก ใƒ  )ๅœ 8257371- H 4 CH An -3 Nun O 4-1 CHT WHAT. N THE WORLD? JOJO DID YOU MAKE THIS?? o Nun. H00H! HOOOH!! THEN, WHO WAS IT? UHH.. H000H... RA URRRKK. *HUFFS* H000H HUHHH?? ME?? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I WAS ASLEEP nn M W A ev 12 N-ASR. IT'S AN INCOMPLETE FORMULA OF SOMETHING POWERFUL THIS MIGHT JUST WORK NEED TO SOLVE IT AAAAHH!!!! VN1 D HUUHHO? HMMMNNN. HE STILL SEEMS ON EDGE..... yES, STILL MOURNING THE DEATH OF HIS WIFE SIR, I DONT REALL SEE THE POINT OF ALL THIS. I CAN JUST GET ANOTHER SCIENTI.... I'M JUST LAyING OUT ANOTHER... DAAAAAAAAD!" AND OF COURSE, THE TRIPLETS TOO. IT WAS RATHER BRUTAL.. WHAT WOULD yOU EXPECT FROM THAT GUy. WELL, HE WAS A BRILLIANT SCIENTIST BUT NOw..... NOW HE'S A WRECK. SIR NO... UHH. I M NOT QUESTIONING yOUR JUDGMENT. NOTHING SIR... TALK TO YOU AGAIN SOON. A REAL I PRINCESS! WHAT IS IT, PUMPKINPIE? DAAADDDyyy!! I'M A REAL PRINCESS AREN'T I? I WANT A GOLDEN TIARA! A n OF COURSE, PUMPKIN! YOU'RE A PRINCESS YOU CAN GET WHATEVER yOU WANT. SHE SAID JUST BECAUSE My NAME IS PRINCESS, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A REAL PRINCESS SHE EVEN YELLED AT ME AAND AND EVEN SAID I WAS DUMB AND STUPID! CAUGHT HER GOING THROUGH I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS! My STUFF AND TOSSING THEM I JUST STOPPED HER CAUSE SHE ONE By ONE IN THE FIREPLACE. WAS BURNING My THINGS.. ESS.. SIR I... I'M TRULY SORRY PRINCESS PLEASE FORGIVE ME.... I WON'T SCOLD YOU EVER AGAIN SHE IS My DAUGHTER AND SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS IN THIS HOUSE! SHE CAN BURN EVERYTHING YOU OWN FOR ALL I CARE!! QUIET YOU!! DON'T LIE TO My FATHER! BUT NEXT TIME, PRINCESS, DON'T CALL DADDy WHEN HE'S ON THE PHONE, ALRIGHT? yES DADDY!! GOOD, I'LL BE GOING NOW I HAVE SOMEPLACE ELSE TO GO. CAN I COME? I'LL B A GOOD GIRL! SORRY, PUMPKIN. I'LL BE GOING WITH YOUR MOM. HEyyyyyyy... My LyING, TATTLING USELESS MAID! SURPRISE PILLOW FIGHT TSS... STEPMOM HMMMNN KyAl POOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT PRINCESSES, OKAy? HIyAH!!!! SO.. YOU DONT LIKE PILLOW FIGHTS, HUH? LET'S NOT USE PILLOWS THEN. STOP?? YOU ORDERING ME TO STOP? HMM..... THIS JUST WON'T DO. STOP. PLEEEASE. I REALLy NEED TO DISCIPLINE YOU. JHMM.. NHMMMM... HMM HMM HMM HMM LA DIDN'T I TELL yOU ALREADy TO NEVER SPEAK OUT OF TURN?! TSCH! HOW MANy TIMES DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF, YOU USELESS MAID!! ER I, EMMA ....THANK yOU FOR THE SHORT TIME YOU SPENT TOGETHER WITH ME.... OUR LITTLE TRIPLETS MIGHT STILL LIVE.. THEY MUST I'M SURE THEy WILL.. IF THIS DOESN'T WORK THEN ..THEN I LL SEE yOU SOON, EMMA. AND DON'T WORRY, I'LL BRING JOJO WITH ME. IT'S FINISHED WE MADE CHEMICAL X. C26H380 C20H2403 H2NCHRCOOH 21H 2 E (C6H1206)(C18H27NO3) F5 NH 0,00 P1,020,000s2060 M240,000Si F13 E20MnE20 SeE20er 09H13 MEMIG SUGAR.... WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT. G o SPICE BUBBLES BLOSSOM O D O o ...AND EVERYTHING NICE THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO BRING My PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS TO LIFE. BUTTERCUP. WHAT A GREAT FATHER yOU ARE... TURNING OUR DEAD CHILDREN TO YOUR OWN EXPERIMENTAL LAB RATS..... YOU NEED TO LET THE GIRLS AND I GO... YOU'RE STILL KEEPING ME SOMEWHERE, UTONIUM.. WHEN WILL YOU EVER ACCEPT OUR DEATH? I WON'T EVER STOP UNTIL HAVE yOU ALL IN My ARMS.. UNTIL YOU'RE ALL WITH ME AGAIN MUCA YOU'VE LOST IT, UTONIUM.... EXPERIMENTING ON OUR OWN CHILDREN? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? THEN COME WITH US.... WE VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR yOU... YOU CAN HAVE ME AND OUR DAUGHTERS IN YOUR ARMS AGAIN. WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.. HOOUH?? WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING?! WHy DID I EVER FOLLOW THOSE VOICES IN My HEAD?! CHEMICAL X ISN'T REAL... HIM MUST VE BEEN JUST A FRAGMENT OF My IMAGINATION! TIME TO SEE IF THERE REALLY IS ANOTHER SIDE. ADD THIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY TO My ALREADY OVERFLOWING SINS. WE'LL GO TOGETHER, JOJO MOMMA'S GONNA SEE YOU NOW JOJO r BANG! HU00H?? TIME TO SEE My WIFE... AND BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN NOW AND THUS THE ANGELS WERE BORN The Powerpuff Girls Re-imagined Ch1 [OC]
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