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Christmas, Saw, and Target: ROBIN (USA) ROBIN (U a kind of thrush very bouncy * migratory, associated with return of spring can Jump very much on ANY worm "V. V. small, round and angry * will fight anyone * associated with Christmas * sits in hedges & shouts at people BUZZARD (USA) * a friendly vulture that comes and gets you when you are dead BUZZARD (UK) * the normal generic hawk bird * pretty common, not distinctive * sits in trees sulking mostly circles overhead and waits for you to be a redtail hawk with no r dead * just a normal vulture, pretty much ed tail MAGPIE (UK) * a Fun and Jaunty Fellow * a kind of crow (but sparkly & iridescent) * associated with theft, collecting shiny things, tacky taste MAGPIE (AUSTRALIA) * a MURDERBID * a kind of shrike (aka butcherbird) * associated with MURDER and VIOLENCE elodieunderglass: sighinastorm: burningmanonacid: elodieunderglass: I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website. I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it. ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct. British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance. American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off.  Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him. an extremely good post addition
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Cat, Him, and Play: He's sulking because the cat won't play with him.

He's sulking because the cat won't play with him.

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Anaconda, Christmas, and Memes: Toys R Us To Close All U.S. Stores; CEO Says There ls "Only Enough Money To Pay Employees For 60 Days" 13 @balleralert CLOSINGE LOCATION ONLY ENTAANCE noW 仴 Toys R Us To Close All U.S. Stores; CEO Says There Is “Only Enough Money To Pay Employees For 60 Days” - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Toys R Us has been trying to save their business, but Thursday morning the CEO announced that they probably won’t even be able to pay their 33,000 employees past another 60 days. The company had began liquidating some of their 700+ stores in the U.S., hoping to be able to hold on to at least 400 of them, but soon realized they didn’t have the $50 to $100 million it would take to preserve the rest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The iconic toy store chain is looking to sell all of its stores to the highest bidder before they all close down, but after a slowly sulking holiday season where the gift powerhouse didn’t even reach half of their projected sales for Christmas, a lot of investors may feel its too shaky to buy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Toys R Us has been trying to revamp the experience at their stores by including things like a play area where kids can try toys before they buy, but that didn’t boost sales the way they thought either. Unfortunately, we probably won’t be seeing much more of the toy store or its cousin, Babies R Us, in the United States after this summer. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was your favorite toy as a little kid?

Toys R Us To Close All U.S. Stores; CEO Says There Is “Only Enough Money To Pay Employees For 60 Days” - blogged by @worldwidekeege ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

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Alive, Fall, and Life: "I don't know what I want to do with my life" <- I hear this line so many times from so many different people. First of all, find comfort in knowing you're not the only one who feels like that. But secondly, don't accept not knowing and don't accept your current unfavourable state. Spending your life doing what you hate is a guaranteed recipe for unhappiness. You need to discover what makes you tick? What is your passion? What makes you feel alive? What things do you enjoy? What are you good at? Try and combine all this together and create a career path that is unique to you. If you're not sure, try new activities, speak to new people, search different job descriptions, find mentors, study the blueprints of other individuals, travel, read, explore, volunteer. Things WILL fall into place ONLY after you take practical action! You sitting and sulking is not gonna help your situation. YOU have to take control. Whether that's in achieving what you want or knowing what you want. If you're good enough and do it long enough, you'll make something out of it. But you MUST put in the work!!! Don't complain, don't be pessimistic, don't expect handouts, don't expect overnight results, don't expect everyone to understand you, don't say you don't have time, because you DO! Everyone has the same 24 hours in the day. If need be, sleep less, wake up earlier, stop watching your tv shows, cut your social life, put your phone down, work your absolute face off!!! You only have one shot at this thing called life and it's the longest but shortest thing that will ever pass. Make it count my people!!! 🙌🏻

"I don't know what I want to do with my life"

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Baller Alert, Bill Clinton, and Memes: President Obama Named 2017 "Profile in Courage" Honoree @baller alert President Obama Named 2017 “Profile in Courage” Honoree - blogged by: @msjennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we continue to sulk over the ending of a historical presidential era, former president, BarackObama, is casually enjoying life, all smiles, without a care (or tie) in the world. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As if his historic run as the first African American Head of State wasn’t enough, Obama’s success and recognition post-presidency is rapidly increasing. Earlier this week it was reported that the former first couple recently secured a $60 million book deal, topping the record amount previously held by Bill Clinton. Now, according to CNN, Barack Obama has been named the 2017 Profile in Courage Award honoree by the John F. Kennedy Library Foundation, an honor previously awarded to former Presidents Gerald Ford and George H.W. Bush. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The “Profile in Courage” award is presented to government officials in any area, “whose actions demonstrate the qualities of politically courage leadership in the spirit of ‘Profile in Courage,’ President Kennedy’s 1957 Pulitzer Prize-winning book,” the award website states. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The foundation announced the honor on Thursday, saying it will recognize the former president for “expanding health security for millions of Americans, restoring diplomatic relations with Cuba and leading a landmark international accord to combat climate change.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The award ceremony will take place in May. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Our country owes a debt of gratitude to President Obama, not just for the many important policy achievements made during his tenure but also for the example of leadership he provided all of us, which we may draw upon in the years to come,” JFK’s grandson said in a statement.

President Obama Named 2017 “Profile in Courage” Honoree - blogged by: @msjennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we continue to sulk over the ending o...

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Friends, Head, and Monster: HE WAS CERTAIN THE FAT LADY SITTING NEXT TO HER WOULD RUIN HIS FLIGHT. BUT WHAT SHE DID NEXT IS PRICELESS Hi! How are you?" The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space. Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance. I cringed and reclined towards the window. She leaned towards me and repeated her greeting in an upbeat, friendly voice. Her face towered above my head, forcing me to turn to look at her. "Hi," I replied with obvious loathing. I turned away to stare out the cabin window, sulking silently about the long hours of discomfort I was going to experience with this monster beside me. She nudged me with her meaty arm. "My name is Laura. I'm from Britain. How about you? Japan?" "Malaysia," I barked. "I'm so sorry! Will you accept my heartfelt apology? Come, shake my hand. If we're going to spend six hours side-by-side on this flight, we'd better be friends, don't you think?" A palm waved in front of my face. I shook the hand reluctantly, still silent. Laura started a conversation with me, taking no notice of my unfriendly reactions. She talked excitedly about herself and her trip to Hong Kong to see her frinds. She rattled off a list of things she was going to buy for her students in the boarding school where she was teaching. I gave her one-word answers to her questions about me. Unperturbed by my coldness, she nodded as she made appreciative comments to my answers. Her voice was warm and caring. She was considerate and obliging when we were served drinks and meals, making sure that I had room to manoeuvre in my seat. "I don't want to clobber you with my elephant size!" she said with utmost sincerity. <p>Man Is Certain The Fat Lady Sitting Next To Her Would Ruin His Flight. But What She Did Next Is Priceless.</p>

Man Is Certain The Fat Lady Sitting Next To Her Would Ruin His Flight. But What She Did Next Is Priceless.

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