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Bitch, College, and Dildo: SUPERWHOLOCK IS FUCCIN TRASH 89 <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/168790896007/haiku-robot-rainbowloliofjustice" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/167505634793/rainbowloliofjustice-thiswebsitenamesareweird" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rainbowloliofjustice.tumblr.com/post/167501998507/thiswebsitenamesareweird-electricdoc" class="tumblr_blog">rainbowloliofjustice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thiswebsitenamesareweird.tumblr.com/post/155214864410/electricdoc-itsmeganonthemoon-electricdoc" class="tumblr_blog">thiswebsitenamesareweird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/97637644612/itsmeganonthemoon-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsmeganonthemoon.tumblr.com/post/97590380658/electricdoc-jensenacklesmeltsmyheart">itsmeganonthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/97036041637/jensenacklesmeltsmyheart-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensenacklesmeltsmyheart.tumblr.com/post/97033816063/electricdoc-alonelyangel6-electricdoc">jensenacklesmeltsmyheart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96953317127/alonelyangel6-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alonelyangel6.tumblr.com/post/96953068300/electricdoc-thesweetandawesomeqinn">alonelyangel6</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96918212057/thesweetandawesomeqinn-electricdoc">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesweetandawesomeqinn.tumblr.com/post/96917704715/electricdoc-stabble1234-electricdoc">thesweetandawesomeqinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96857887972/stabble1234-electricdoc-slendersummerseve">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stabble1234.tumblr.com/post/96857166700/electricdoc-slendersummerseve-bitch-i-will">stabble1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electricdoc.tumblr.com/post/96756729197/slendersummerseve-bitch-i-will-fucking-cut-you">electricdoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slendersummerseve.tumblr.com/post/96755744359/bitch-i-will-fucking-cut-you">slendersummerseve</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_nbgnh1VyHJ1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_p824v4Viq61rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c34987789fb1e3f31bc13819974b578/tumblr_inline_nbgnh1VyHJ1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_nbiq8c86E11r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_p824v5cuFW1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd2a11177a76cd057b075d5980690d9c/tumblr_inline_nbiq8c86E11r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_nbjyltOPTR1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_p824v6nXMH1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5501bc1ce06668e600329442bb7a126f/tumblr_inline_nbjyltOPTR1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_nbkk18ZXPf1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_p824v7Jz241rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/016354695c4f8809b2c44cf2615676ae/tumblr_inline_nbkk18ZXPf1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_nbmbqfTMJx1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_p824v8z75Y1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/662dd9eeadfa0bc8eb40fb1e2aca0ce0/tumblr_inline_nbmbqfTMJx1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Shut up.<br/>We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.<br/>We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.<br/>We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.<br/>Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_nbzkl0ruYg1r4qvss.gif"><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_p824v8GYwT1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="286" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/771e8231dca795e5e1a4f2184ad4c193/tumblr_inline_nbzkl0ruYg1r4qvss.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about</p> </blockquote> <p>I wish for the days when this was considered the discourse to be back.</p> </blockquote> <i>i wish for the days <br/>when this was considered the <br/>discourse to be back </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | <a href="http://bit.ly/2yyjZw0"><u>Who do I read?</u></a> | <a href="mailto:thathaikubot@gmail.com"><u>Contact</u></a> | Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote> <p><i> You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :) </i><br/></p><figure data-orig-height="138" data-orig-width="245"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_p1bnb6PJT91u0uent_540.gif" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-width="245"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I too miss the days where this was the most embarrassing Discourse™</p>

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Charlie, Christmas, and Memes: CBS Is "Begging" Oprah Winfrey To Take Charlie Rose's Spot on "CBS This Morning" @balleralert CBS CBS Is “Begging” Oprah Winfrey To Take Charlie Rose’s Spot on “CBS This Morning” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the unexpected firing of Charlie Rose, “CBS This Morning” is summoning new talent to fill his spot. According to reports, the network is reportedly “begging” television host powerhouse, Oprah Winfrey, to join her friend Gayle King and Norah O’Donnell on the show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “They are begging Oprah to fill in,” a source told Page Six. “Not full time…But they are hoping she’ll do one day, two days, one hour, fill in ‘til Christmas. Anything.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Unless you get a superstar [on the show], it’s always going to be, ‘Charlie’s missing,’” another source told Page Six. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The network’s decision to summon Winfrey came after The Washington Post reported that eight women have accused Rose of sexual misconduct and harassment. In response to the allegations, the network fired Rose, prompting the host to release a statement denying some of the allegations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In turn, Rose’s former co-hosts publicly condemned Rose’s actions, with King revealing that her friend “does not get a pass here.” Now, just months after Winfrey was hired by the network to contribute to “60 Minutes,” it appears that CBS is hoping to expand her role at the network until Rose’s spot is filled.

CBS Is “Begging” Oprah Winfrey To Take Charlie Rose’s Spot on “CBS This Morning” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the unexpected...

American Idol, Children, and Crazy: Jordin Sparks ls Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expecting! PEOPLE Magazine reports, that the American Idol winner is expecting her first child with now-husband Dana Isaiah, as the two secretly jumped the broom in mid-July. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple’s love story begins with a charity campaign in Houston during Super Bowl weekend. After first meeting Isaiah’s family in February, Isaiah’s mom contacted Sparks’ mom to summon her daughter’s help in convincing Isaiah to stay home, instead of moving out west to pursue modeling. The two moms put their children in a group chat and the rest is history. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to PEOPLE, the couple spoke every day for the next month until Isaiah flew out to L.A. over Easter weekend. That’s when the two finally met. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “A couple days after we had actually met, I was like in my head ‘That’s going to be my husband! That’s my husband right there,” Sparks said, revealing that they decided not to move in together until they were married. “When I’m with him, I feel comfort and safety and calm and peace, and those aren't things that I normally felt. So it was a little wake-up call for me.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The couple initially bonded over their shared Christian beliefs, and just months after officially meeting, they already knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The two eloped on July 16th while on vacation in Hawaii, PEOPLE reports. Just one month later, Sparks found out she was pregnant. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s been really crazy because everything changes,” Sparks said. “Once we got over the initial shock of it, now again just ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Jordin Sparks Is Married and Expecting Her First Child With Husband, Dana Isaiah - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ JordinSparks is expe...