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        Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: Trade Pokmon
 Auricular Nintendo DS
 and secrets
 with your
 friends!
 Trade you my
 WeaVile
 Cor
 MUnChla
 ays some
 nintendo
 Wi-Fi
 MunChlax
 is pretty hot..
 fry again.
 Go to
 NintendoWiFi.comm
 to get started!
 Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately.
 Pokéde
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. 
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.
That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. 
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. 
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. 
So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

Bitch. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: Trade Pokmon
 Auricular Nintendo DS
 and secrets
 with your
 friends!
 Trade you my
 WeaVile
 Cor
 MUnChla
 ays some
 nintendo
 Wi-Fi
 MunChlax
 is pretty hot..
 fry again.
 Go to
 NintendoWiFi.comm
 to get started!
 Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately.
 Pokéde
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. 
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.
That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. 
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. 
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. 
So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

Bitch. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human
 children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set
 up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it.
 luminousalicorn:
 "Name?"
 "Trudy C"
 "Is that a nickname? Ineed your full name."
 Gertrude Chau,"
 "Favorite mythical creature?"
 "Unicorns"
 "do you have a second favorite?"
 Mermaids?"
 "I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say
 you got here?"
 "I looked under my bed for monsters and fell."
 Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?
 "We just moved and -
 "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude
 excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school
 or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or
 other?"
 what does resentment mean?"
 "It means you're mad that they were taken away."
 "That one."
 "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're
 supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger,
 magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?"
 "I only get one?"
 "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form
 37-J
 Pl just take the magic wand."
 "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy-
 summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp,
 check, peeling of carbon paper."This is your copy. Next!"
 Tags: I love it, make it happen
The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children
        

            
            

                
                
                    Children, Friends, and Love: 3dspacejesus asked: [Prompt]: A fantasy world is so used to human
 children arriving to go on quests and learn moral lessons that they've set
 up a whole bureaucracy to deal with it.
 luminousalicorn:
 "Name?"
 "Trudy C"
 "Is that a nickname? Ineed your full name."
 Gertrude Chau,"
 "Favorite mythical creature?"
 "Unicorns"
 "do you have a second favorite?"
 Mermaids?"
 "I can get you mermaids. What were you doing before you - how did you say
 you got here?"
 "I looked under my bed for monsters and fell."
 Scribble scribble. "Before that, what were you doing?
 "We just moved and -
 "Hang on - Papers rustle. "Which of the following best describes your attitude
 excitement about your new opportunities, apprehension about your new school
 or neighborhood, resentment at loss of old friends and familiar settings, or
 other?"
 what does resentment mean?"
 "It means you're mad that they were taken away."
 "That one."
 "Okay And, fingerprints here in case you take longer on your quest than you're
 supposed to and we need to do a locator spell; and would you like a dagger,
 magic wand, animal companion, or bow and arrows?"
 "I only get one?"
 "You can combine the animal companion with another option if you fill out form
 37-J
 Pl just take the magic wand."
 "There's a bin of them by the door, take one and then recite this fairy-
 summoning chant to call a guide fairy and be led to your destination." Stamp,
 check, peeling of carbon paper."This is your copy. Next!"
 Tags: I love it, make it happen
The Department of Fantasy Quests for Human Children
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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