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Being Alone, Arguing, and Dude: TIFU today-ifuckedup Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID's. I'm too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I'm alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I've been recently. He tells me he's off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what's happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn't even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious. I don't deserve Jared. today-Ifuckedup.tumblr.com Jared is dat dude

America, Lmao, and Memes: Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl NFL MEMES LMAO

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America, Football, and Memes: @NFL MEMES Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl: https://t.co/LFUpRTu6d5

Who America is rooting for in the Super Bowl: https://t.co/LFUpRTu6d5

England, Memes, and Patriotic: NEW ENGLAND LOS ANGELES PATRIOTS RAMS 1S PATR PATRIOTS SUPER BOWL 02.03.2019 63OPMET CBS #SBLIII February 3, 2019. @Patriots vs. @RamsNFL in Atlanta! #NEvsLAR https://t.co/zNZGxjX34x

#SBLIII February 3, 2019. @Patriots vs. @RamsNFL in Atlanta! #NEvsLAR https://t.co/zNZGxjX34x

Beautiful, Memes, and Patriotic: Patriots fans Patriots haters @TOMBRADYSEGO SUPER BO WNL look it's beautiful https://t.co/sg9SJGPEhb

look it's beautiful https://t.co/sg9SJGPEhb

Beautiful, Patriotic, and Tom Brady: Patriots fans Patriots haters @TOMBRADYSEGO SUPER BO WNL look it's beautiful https://t.co/sg9SJGPEhb

look it's beautiful https://t.co/sg9SJGPEhb

Football, Memes, and Nfl: PATRIOTS @NFL MEMES S UPER B O W L Super Bowl 53 is set! https://t.co/8tJafYFFoc

Super Bowl 53 is set! https://t.co/8tJafYFFoc

Memes, Nfl, and Superbowl: PLAYOFFS LEI VS VS VS SUPER BO W L RJ NFL CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP WILD CARD WILD CARD " V turbotaxlive VS VS 1ST ROUND BYES VS VS #1 #1 #2 #2 DIVISIONAL DIVISIONAL The @SuperBowl matchup is set! #SBLIII #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/EyVHpxjEIW

The @SuperBowl matchup is set! #SBLIII #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/EyVHpxjEIW

Football, Memes, and Nfl: REALIZING YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE PATRIOTS PLAY IN ANOTHER SUPER BOWL GINFL MEMES Patriots haters.. https://t.co/gaqX4uUdt7

America, Patriotic, and Sports: America, when the Patriots make it to yet another Super Bowl #NEvsKC https://t.co/wFcOtT3RVD

Football, Memes, and Nfl: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE RAMSON MAKING IT TO THE SUPER BOWL! 71 135 21 @NFL MEMES Congrats, Rams! https://t.co/Wk2TEzBuSq

Congrats, Rams! https://t.co/Wk2TEzBuSq

Memes, Super Bowl, and Bowl: Super Bowl bound. @AaronDonald97 takes it all in. #LARams #NFLPlayoffs https://t.co/CSWcavlgui

Super Bowl, Rams, and Bowl: B-R Rams 13 Gumbo's served. Rams are going to the Super Bowl!

Gumbo's served. Rams are going to the Super Bowl!

Dank, Time, and Wife: The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're SUPER ANGRY!" Maybe she'll laugh Maybe you'll die.

Memes, Super Bowl, and Video: SUPER BOWL PRI ME O RI GIN A L ONLY ON SUPER BOWL COUNTDOWNThe PRESENTED BY Grand Tour prime video 14 DAYS! #SBLIII (by @thegrandtour) https://t.co/3FBSoFh7M1

14 DAYS! #SBLIII (by @thegrandtour) https://t.co/3FBSoFh7M1

Doggo, Super, and Bros: super doggo bros

Memes, 🤖, and Super: Antes me ponia Super ma cuando alguien se apartaba de mi sin motivo, ahora le doy gracias a Dios por librarme!

Patriotic, New Orleans Saints, and Sports: The Falcons when they realize they might be hosting a Patriots-Saints Super Bowl at their stadium Slash every tire in the parking lot ATL

Slash every tire in the parking lot ATL

Dank, Smashing, and Super: or fu GAY LOVERS FIND OU THEY ARE BROTHERS SUPER SMASH BRPS U L T I M A T E

Beautiful, God, and Oh My God: Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed SON, TO HIMSELF every soul contains a whisper of light ME oh my God bud that's beautiful wow SON it's...the super smash brothers theme song such a beautiful message 😢

such a beautiful message 😢

Ass, Life, and Shit: valking @_valking Follow All these were on , y'll be carcul Ask for a baby picture. 12:25 PM 23 Jul 2018 1,198 Retweets 3,159 Likes HOOD VOGUE Following @kxyonn Y'all are super disrespectful to trans people for absolutely no reason.... they really justbe dg he busins and here y'all go.. valking @_valking All these were once men, y'all be carefl.... 1:38 PM- 25 Jul 2018 krissy blake @krissyblakexo 7h some of them literally lie tho and go about it as if they were born like that and that's not right O 137 emilie @gorrissey Follow Replying to @krissyblakexo @kxyonn iras people have literally e udered for saying they're trans....I would lie to if it meant my life 5:57 PM-25 Jul 2018 laurdlannister-kingslayer: insanelycoolish: EXACTLY Notice its a girl saying that shit, y’all telling ‘em to be careful for what so he can fuck your dusty ass instead?

Memes, Mood, and News: DETSuper Deluxe Super Deluxe) @superdeluxe at least someone's doing ok LIVE BREAKING NEWS LOCAL STINGRAY IN GREAT MOOD 18:30 THE WATER IS NICE AND WARM AND HIS FLAPPY PARTS FEEL VERY FLAPPY INDEED tag someone who needs this happy stingray 🤗 @belindamceyebrow 4 u (@superdeluxe on Twitter)

tag someone who needs this happy stingray 🤗 @belindamceyebrow 4 u (@superdeluxe on Twitter)

Amazon, Bluetooth, and Facts: Above 20 Hours Music Play Standby time more than 250 hours Charging time 2-3 hours Built-in 400mAh Battery 400mAh 20Hours cool-facts: Ausdom Wireless Bluetooth Headphones On Ear Stereo Bass Bluetooth Headsets with Built in Microphone for PC/Cell Phones/TV-AH2 Super deal: 30% offCode: Y2W9ZTE5

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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Nfl, Pizza, and Super Bowl: One of these four teams is going to win the Super Bowl and get a chance to share a Little Ceasers Hot-N-Ready Pizza with President Trump

Memes, Nfl, and Pizza: One of these four teams is going to win the Super Bowl and get a chance to share a Little Ceasers Hot-N-Ready Pizza with President Trump @NFL MEMES 😂😂😂 (@roywoodjr)

😂😂😂 (@roywoodjr)

Colin Kaepernick, Head, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS GLADYS KNIGHT SHADES KAEPERNICK I'VE DONE THIS A LOT LONGER THAN YOU Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the game a lot longer than him when it comes to the fight for social justice. Gladys doubled down on her decision to sing the anthem at the upcoming Super Bowl, saying, "I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country's Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII." She goes on ... head to TMZ for more. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick halftime gladysknight travisscott tmz maroon5

Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the ...

Batman, England, and Football: 8Fact Football Athletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann voices Superman in the French Lego Batman Movie. While fellow France team-mate Blaise Matuidi voices the flash in the same movie. The hero Athletico Madrid deserve 🙌🔥What Footballer would you like to see in a movie 👀🤔🤷🏾‍♂️ • • england movies football spain madrid film hero batman superman france realmadrid juventus worldcup super legobatman

The hero Athletico Madrid deserve 🙌🔥What Footballer would you like to see in a movie 👀🤔🤷🏾‍♂️ • • england movies football spain madrid film h...

Pt-Br (Brazilian Portuguese), International, and Super: "CIENTISTAS AGORA PODEM TRANSFORMAR ESTRESSE EM ELETRICIDADE" RAPAZ.. AGORA EU POSSO VIRAR O SUPER CHOQUE ENTÃO curta Charle

curta Charle

Friends, Memes, and Super Bowl: Does Freddie Gibbs have a point!? Freddie Del Negro @FreddieGibbs Y'all mad at Travis for doing the super bowl but not the nic that's playing in it. freddiegibbs questions a lot of peoples anger towards the artist performing at the superbowl halftime show‼️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

freddiegibbs questions a lot of peoples anger towards the artist performing at the superbowl halftime show‼️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 F...

Dope, Dude, and Jay: arap COMMON WISHES TRAVIS SCOTT WOULDN T DO THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW A lot of people have been expressing their feelings on Travis Scott, like Jay-Z and Meek Mill, being on the Super Bowl Halftime line up with Maroon 5. ⁣ -⁣ The latest to comment is Common and he had this to say,⁣ ⁣ "I ain't with supporting... the NFL don't really support Black people," began Common. "When I say supporting Black people, Kaepernick said he's standing up for people who are being shot down, black and brown. The NFL basically blackballed him. They've shown how they feel about us for real." ⁣ ⁣ "I love Travis Scott, he's a dope dude but, I really don't want to support none of that stuff," Common explained. "Travis is doing what he's gotta do. I feel like man, I wish he wouldn't [do the halftime show] to be honest."⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @colbertlateshow⁣

A lot of people have been expressing their feelings on Travis Scott, like Jay-Z and Meek Mill, being on the Super Bowl Halftime line up with...

Memes, Twitter, and Date: amanda @amanda c rae Sooo l was SUPER nervous for my first date with this guy tonight and then an hour before our date he sent me a snap video saying "wish me luck on my date buddy" and panned to his dog handshaking him. In that moment I knew he was a keeper what do you call the opposite of a red flag???? 😍 (@amanda_c_rae on Twitter)

what do you call the opposite of a red flag???? 😍 (@amanda_c_rae on Twitter)

Baked, Friends, and Fucking: Cards Against Muggles Hogwarts school o witchcraft and actual drag on dildos Random red-headed splinched twat floating in the Losing the House Cup because Harry and his friends went on another fucking Having to explain to After months Madam Pomfrey magic, I think I'm finally ready for of practicing Room of why you used engorgio on your dick Requirement adventure Why weren't you in potions?" asked Ron. " Harry replied getting baked with super strong enchanted wizard weed novelty-gift-ideas: Cards Against Muggles Check it out!

Drunk, Latinos, and Memes: Kito Buddha @kitobuddha Wine drunk is where classy you meets super slutty you and they join together to make an even stronger being Yess 😂😂😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Cute, Funny, and Memes: so my friend got me this free necklace and l don t know whether to be happy or offended TAG a friend who needs this 🙄🍷 This is actually super cute. Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @CoastandWave

TAG a friend who needs this 🙄🍷 This is actually super cute. Link is in @CoastandWave bio. Just pay small shipping fee. Thank me later 💁‍♀️ @...

Latinos, Memes, and Skinny: rae @hipsterious Shout out to all the giris who aren't really thicc but aren't super skinny, just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos on us at all times. We out here.. .not skinny... doing whatever the fuck we want.... in peace Lmaoo 😂😂😂😂 🔥 Follow Us 👉 @latinoswithattitude 🔥 latinosbelike latinasbelike latinoproblems mexicansbelike mexican mexicanproblems hispanicsbelike hispanic hispanicproblems latina latinas latino latinos hispanicsbelike

Colin Kaepernick, Friends, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS COLIN KAEPERNICK CALLS BS NEVER CONSULTED WITH TRAVIS SCOTT ON SUPER BOWL Colin Kaepernick and his close circle of friends are strongly DENYING a report rapper Travis Scott "consulted" with the ex-NFL quarterback before agreeing to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Read more at TMZ. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick travisscott music

Colin Kaepernick and his close circle of friends are strongly DENYING a report rapper Travis Scott "consulted" with the ex-NFL quarterback b...

Memes, Superbowl, and 🤖: WHAT WILL BE THE SBLIII MATCHUP? A. NEvSNO B. LAvSNE SUPER BOW L C. NOvsKC D. KCvSLA Who is YOUR @SuperBowl pick? #SBLIII https://t.co/ROLz09u51R

Who is YOUR @SuperBowl pick? #SBLIII https://t.co/ROLz09u51R

Bad, College, and Tumblr: Alexandra Torres @brownsugarally If yall ever get in an uber, dont ask "are you the uber" or ask "are you brandon". Ask em to tell you what your name is, "who are you here to pick up" if they cant tell you, dont get in the car. Bad things happening. Be safe, drink safe, especially everyone in a college town. 2:55 PM 29 Jun 18 72.1K Retweets 145K Likes palpablemysticalrhythms: actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

palpablemysticalrhythms: actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

Andy Reid, Donald Trump, and Kfc: Andy Reid looking forward to KFC Championship game BREAKING NEWS: Zion Wiliamson takes dump THIS JUST IN: Zion Williamson breathes Jon Gruden trades Kyler Murray before even drafting him Bears sign Kareem: Hunt as new kicker Alshon Jeffery signs endorsement deal with Butterfingers BREAKING NEWS Donald Trump to serve Taco Bell to Super Bowl champion President will reportedly make Mexico pay for it Steelers WR Antonio Brown out 4-6 weeks after suffering bruised ego Clemson visits White House ONFL MEMES Zoom in on everything 😂

Zoom in on everything 😂

Andy Reid, Donald Trump, and Football: SC Andy Reid looking forward to KFC Championship game BREAKING NEWS Zion Williamson takes dump THIS JUST IN Zion Williamson breathes Jon Gruden trades Kyler Murray before even drafting him Bears sign Kareem Hunt as new kicker Alshon Jeffery signs endorsement deal with Butterfingers BREAKING NEWS Donald Trump to serve Taco Bell to Super Bowl champion President will reportedly make Mexico pay for it Steelers WR Antonio Brown out 4-6 weeks after suffering bruised ego Clemson visits White House @NFL MEMES Zoom in at everything 😂 https://t.co/A2OLk8IBpg

Zoom in at everything 😂 https://t.co/A2OLk8IBpg

Memes, Super Bowl, and Bowl: First TD pass. Records broken. A Super Bowl title. The greatest moments of @DrewBrees' career... so far! 🏆 (via @NFLThrowback) https://t.co/igagEJLNPd

First TD pass. Records broken. A Super Bowl title. The greatest moments of @DrewBrees' career... so far! 🏆 (via @NFLThrowback) https://t.co...

Memes, Nfl, and Heart: NFL I'VE ENJOYED EVERY SINGLE MOMENT AND IT'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. THE CITY, THE FANS, THE PEOPLE, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT... SO, NO MATTER WHAT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY. WE WERE ABLE TO DO SOME REALLY SPECIAL THINGS. NICK FOLES NCE LOiABARDL SUPER BOWILL Philly will always mean the world to @NickFoles. https://t.co/C2kxGU4zAQ

Philly will always mean the world to @NickFoles. https://t.co/C2kxGU4zAQ

Africa, Fucking, and Head: Muse Buff @MuseBuff Followv It is being reported that @ladygaga & Angelina Jolie are currently competing to play Cleopatra in an upcoming movie. Who would you like to see play the role? nau CCI THE 2:52 PM- 13 Jan 2019 549 Retweets 4,185 Likes O· ク ugh, my mind! Follow @Thislsntlmaan Neither bc Cleopatra wasn't white. Do the right thing and give the role to Scarlett Johansson. Muse Buff MuseBuff It is being reported that @ladygaga&Angelina Jolie are currently competing to play Cleopatra in an upcoming movie.. Show this thread 2:14 AM-14 Jan 2019 27,947 Retweets 121.143 Likes O gebieterderrotenhand: libertarirynn: slimmone: onlyblackgirl: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Neither because don’t nobody want a cleopatra movie and she was Greek. @onlyblackgirl she was a black egyptianscarlett johansson would be great!😅 She was literally of Macedonian Greek decent you geniuses. Since when did merely being born in a certain country magically affect your skin tone? Also here’s a friendly reminder that even a lot of native Egyptians aren’t super dark to begin with: Allah save me from Fucking retards who think Egyptians are black. Just try to get it through your average white American’s head that all of Africa isn’t sub-Saharan Africa. It’s fucking impossible.

Scarlett Johansson, Tumblr, and Angelina Jolie: Muse Buff @MuseBuff Followv It is being reported that @ladygaga & Angelina Jolie are currently competing to play Cleopatra in an upcoming movie. Who would you like to see play the role? nau CCI THE 2:52 PM- 13 Jan 2019 549 Retweets 4,185 Likes O· ク ugh, my mind! Follow @Thislsntlmaan Neither bc Cleopatra wasn't white. Do the right thing and give the role to Scarlett Johansson. Muse Buff MuseBuff It is being reported that @ladygaga&Angelina Jolie are currently competing to play Cleopatra in an upcoming movie.. Show this thread 2:14 AM-14 Jan 2019 27,947 Retweets 121.143 Likes O slimmone: onlyblackgirl: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Neither because don’t nobody want a cleopatra movie and she was Greek. @onlyblackgirl she was a black egyptianscarlett johansson would be great!😅 She was literally of Macedonian Greek decent you geniuses. Since when did merely being born in a certain country magically affect your skin tone? Also here’s a friendly reminder that even a lot of native Egyptians aren’t super dark to begin with:

slimmone: onlyblackgirl: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Neither because don’t nobody want a cleopatra movie and she was Gree...

Super Bowl, Lost, and Jordan: JOE MONTANA NEVER: -Lost a Super Bowl -Was intercepted in a Super Bowl -Cheated -Got Suspended -Needed a kicker to win the Super Bowl 16 Brady Lebron Montana Jordan Oh https://t.co/8KVYX7tRNz

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Nfl, Super Bowl, and Lost: G.CAT 16 JOE MONTANA NEVER: -Lost a Super Bowl Was intercepted in a Super Bowl -Cheated -Got Suspended -Needed a kicker to win the Super Bowl Brady Lebron Montana Jordan Oh

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Work, Blue, and House: Anton Rubaclini @AntonRubaclini I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6 And she’s super violent

And she’s super violent

Drugs, Fresh, and Funny: 0 ehhh, psssst, wanna buy some drugs" Top 40 Fresh Super Funny Animal Pictures With Captions

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