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PP fracture is real, and itโ€™s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes canโ€™t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That donโ€™t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Men who find themselves โ€˜accidentallyโ€™ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. Thatโ€™s at BEST. At worst, yโ€™all in rape territory (letโ€™s call it what it is.) Sadly, Iโ€™ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an โ€˜accidentalโ€™ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isnโ€™t โ€˜being roughโ€™. Itโ€™s not consensual. Itโ€™s barely a grey area. Itโ€™s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended ๐Ÿ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t Iโ€™m ashamed of so letโ€™s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: letโ€™s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ: My friend just adopted this strange brown hippopotamus. Pic: reddit u/Herodias @DrSmashlove PP fracture is real, and itโ€™s unfortunate, bruv. The PP is comprised of three tubes, two of which fill up with blood when u aroused. The third is the urethra. If ya girl on top - riding a lil too wild goin ham and bananas on the dih and she super duper waterfall shtatus just making a puddle under u cot damn jumping up and down to hit that super deep shtroke to where yo PP feel like it bout to pop out - she could actually land wrong and u could sustain a fracture - u hear a loud popping or cracking which mean the tissue that surround ya two big tubes canโ€™t withstand the pressure. Down go ya PP. Bruising. Indescribable pain. Blood when u pee. U gotta go straight to the ER and have surgery and even then, u might never do a full flag salute again. That donโ€™t seem very pleasant, do it bruv. To just get yo PP broke. Well how the FVCK u think a woman feel when u putting in work from behind, invade the wrong entry point, and break her b00tyhole ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. Men who find themselves โ€˜accidentallyโ€™ in the back door are engaging in gross negligence or recklessness - which is a crime. If u drunk and drive, u may not be intending to hit a kid on a bicycle, but if u do, u knew it was possible, and so u liable. Thatโ€™s at BEST. At worst, yโ€™all in rape territory (letโ€™s call it what it is.) Sadly, Iโ€™ve met a LOT of women who will never even try the Backdoor Boogie because of an โ€˜accidentalโ€™ invasion so congrats to all u men who do this - your aggression - wanton stupidity has ruined a pretty awesome act for a whole segment of the female population. The bottom line is that this is inexcusable - either u careless to the point of being reckless, or u a predator. And whether u know it or not bruv u on borrowed time. A lot of ladies like it rough. This isnโ€™t โ€˜being roughโ€™. Itโ€™s not consensual. Itโ€™s barely a grey area. Itโ€™s actually mostly black and white. Your last partner might have let it slide (no pun intended ๐Ÿ˜–) but your next one might fvck ya life up - and she got every right to. I am the last one who should be lecturing anybody because I do a lot of sh!t Iโ€™m ashamed of so letโ€™s just take this as a collective reminder...Men: letโ€™s do better. ME TOO. Aight? Bless up ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Repost @kdramakita ใƒปใƒปใƒป Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: oppa yang jombloh, oppa taken, ahjusshi jombloh dan oppa-ahjusshi suami orang ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Okee kalo gue sih yaa urutan yang pertama alias godaan yang paling ringan ada di oppa jombloh Kenapa? KARENA OPPA MASIH JOMBLOH JADI KALO BERADEGAN ROMANTIS CUMAN DI DRAMA ATAU FILM DOANG ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Di kategori oppa jombloh gue ngambil sampel Park Bo Gum, Jisoo dan Lee Jong Suk Mereka itu super duper high quality jombloh Kalo kejombloan gue sama lo mah mungkin kualitasnya KW (?) ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Next untuk godaan agak berat jatuh pada oppa taken alias oppa yang pacaran Ehem kenapa kok bisa gitu yak? Karena menurut gue auranya bedaa ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Auranya penuh dengan love love love is so good ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต *mendadak nyanyi OST My Secret Romance* Pokoknya lebih menggoda aja dah menurut gue Gak bisa dijelaskan dengan kata2!! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Oppa taken diwakili sama Bang Ubin, Mas Limin dan Nam Joo Hyuk ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Untuk godaan lebih berat jatuh pada ahjusshi mateng tapi jombloh Ituu aura kematangannya (?) sungguh bikin terklepek klepek gaess ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Makin tuaakk makin tamvaann, berkharisma!! Euuuhhh atuhlah yang mateng2 emang lebih menggoyang lidah (?) Ahjusshi jombloh diwakili sama Jo In Sung, Gong Yoo dan So Ji Sub ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Terakhir godaan tingkat berat jatuh pada kategori suami orang!! Sungguh perbuatan tidak terpuji naksir suami orang tp kalo oppanya kayak Jisung, Song Joong Ki atau Ahn Jae Hyun kita bisa appaaa ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Khusus Song Joong Ki meskipun nikah oktober besok, tp auranya udah kayak penganten baruu makanya dimasukin kategori suami orang ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› Kalo lo godaan terbesar jatuh di oppa kategori apa gaes? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† . .: ADA MACAM-MACAM GODAAN OPPA BAGI FANGIRL running KDRAMEKITA LO GAMPANG TERG KATEGORIMANAGAES? ODA YANG Repost @kdramakita ใƒปใƒปใƒป Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu: oppa yang jombloh, oppa taken, ahjusshi jombloh dan oppa-ahjusshi suami orang ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Okee kalo gue sih yaa urutan yang pertama alias godaan yang paling ringan ada di oppa jombloh Kenapa? KARENA OPPA MASIH JOMBLOH JADI KALO BERADEGAN ROMANTIS CUMAN DI DRAMA ATAU FILM DOANG ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Di kategori oppa jombloh gue ngambil sampel Park Bo Gum, Jisoo dan Lee Jong Suk Mereka itu super duper high quality jombloh Kalo kejombloan gue sama lo mah mungkin kualitasnya KW (?) ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Next untuk godaan agak berat jatuh pada oppa taken alias oppa yang pacaran Ehem kenapa kok bisa gitu yak? Karena menurut gue auranya bedaa ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Auranya penuh dengan love love love is so good ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต *mendadak nyanyi OST My Secret Romance* Pokoknya lebih menggoda aja dah menurut gue Gak bisa dijelaskan dengan kata2!! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Oppa taken diwakili sama Bang Ubin, Mas Limin dan Nam Joo Hyuk ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Untuk godaan lebih berat jatuh pada ahjusshi mateng tapi jombloh Ituu aura kematangannya (?) sungguh bikin terklepek klepek gaess ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Makin tuaakk makin tamvaann, berkharisma!! Euuuhhh atuhlah yang mateng2 emang lebih menggoyang lidah (?) Ahjusshi jombloh diwakili sama Jo In Sung, Gong Yoo dan So Ji Sub ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Terakhir godaan tingkat berat jatuh pada kategori suami orang!! Sungguh perbuatan tidak terpuji naksir suami orang tp kalo oppanya kayak Jisung, Song Joong Ki atau Ahn Jae Hyun kita bisa appaaa ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Khusus Song Joong Ki meskipun nikah oktober besok, tp auranya udah kayak penganten baruu makanya dimasukin kategori suami orang ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› Kalo lo godaan terbesar jatuh di oppa kategori apa gaes? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† . .

Repost @kdramakita ใƒปใƒปใƒป Hellaaww pagi iniii gue mau ngebahas tentang macam2 godaan dari jenis2 (?) oppa Gue membagi dalam 4 kategori yaitu...

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Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: He had cancer as a puppy and wasnt supposed to make it past 1. Now 13 years later and look at us.. Ladies and gents lemme hit with another secret Smash health hack: beet juice. The benefits of this glorious, red nectar of the heavens are legion, and I scarcely have the space to outline them all here, but let me try: (1) lowers blood pressure, (2) detoxes (ladies the summer is short and y'all already done did a number on yo liver), (3) tightens skin and prevents premature aging, (4) boosts energy, (5) has natural sexual performance enhancing qualities basically this shit is Viagra juice ๐Ÿ˜, (6) helps digestion. Lemme pause on this one bruh. U gon drink this tall glass of beet juice and u gon see sights, u never thought u see before unless u was DYING. Sit down. Handle yo bidness. Look down. Y'all ever seen the movie The Hunt for Red October? Y'all ever seen them Yeezy sneakers, the Red October? Finna be Red Motherfuckin October in June on yo ass after that beet juice. U gon think u dying. U gon think yo kidney bleeding. U gon think u got a STD (ain't that some shit? Anything happens heath-wise and u just like "I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MIKE WHEN HE SAID HE GOT TESTED FUCK I'M SO STUPID ๐Ÿ˜ซ" ๐Ÿ˜‚). Nah baby u ain't bleeding from yo pancreas. That's that beet juice working. Cleansing. Making up for yo sins. U feel me? Don't fear - just let the magic happen ๐Ÿค—. Now then. Where to get it? Unfortunately I only have a hack for the city of Chicago - Walgreens on State Street (yes, Walgreens - random AF ๐Ÿ˜‚). They got the super duper hook up. The lady behind the counter friendly AF and don't wanna be there. She will juice whatever TF u ask her to if u nice. Most juice spots load their juice with fillers like apple juice but nah, if u ask her to feed 50 beets thru the juicer she gon do it. And then I ask her to add a lil kiwi for sweetness. Bam. If u in Chicago, there's your hook up (and if u see a sexy young man in a suit waiting on his beet juice well hello to u too, nice to meet u, I'm smash ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). If u don't live in Chicago, u could cop a juicer off amazon for between 100-200 or make friends with the person at your local juice spot and ask them for the off-menu hook up - all beets and a lil fruit for sweetness. Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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