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Head, Hello, and Netflix: EXCLUSIVE RACIST SPACEY Security firm boss accuses actor of using N-word to describe his staff on set SECURIT READ A security company boss has accused Kevin Spacey of racism claiming the disgraced actor used the N-word to describe black staff who were working on the House Of Cards set. Earl Blue, 51, is the head of VIP Protective Services, which managed on-set security in 2012 during the shoot for the first season of the Netflix hit. Earl said Spacey refused to acknowledge black team members when they greeted him or shake their hands and he heard the actor tell his personal security manager: 'l don't want n*"ers watching my trailer." SECURIT EAIIAN Earl Blue, pictured right, with his business partner William Spencer Earl said he knew he 'might have a situation' with Spacey on the first day of filming in Baltimore when he and one of his supervisors, called Eric Lyles, were introduced to the actor. He said: 'The locations manager wanted to introduce him to me and my supervisor for the company and then meet a police officer who was handling the police situation. 'So Spacey comes out of the trailer and the locations manager says, "Kevin, I just want to introduce you to the security team." He introduced me, the supervisor, and the policeman by name. 'Kevin is standing right next to me. He looks me up and down, looks at my supervisor up and down, and reaches across us to shake the hand of the police officer and then walks away We are all standing there looking at each other like, "OK, that was awkward." 'From that point on we had a security officer posted outside of his trailer and my security force is predominantly African-American. 'Every time he walked back he would look at this black officer but he wouldn't even speak. He never spoke to my security guards but he was talking to everyone else. He even talked to the location manager that tried to introduce us to start with 'He talked to all the police officers, laughing and joking with them. Lyles, a 47-year-old who has worked in the security industry for 17 years, also recalls the alleged incident. He said: 'l always meet the stars and see what they're like, what their likes and dislikes are When I went to meet Mr Spacey to say hello to him, I went to extend my hand to him to shake his and he didn't want to shake my hand. I have never had that problem before As company boss, Earl said he would usually position himself next to the main talent, so he was stationed around 15 to 20 feet from Spacey's trailer. He claims that every time the actor left to go on set, he would lock the door behind him and start to walk away before turning around and checking the door a second time Earl said: 'He would look at me, walk back to his trailer and check to make sure the door was locked <p><a href="https://realamerican.tumblr.com/post/169795138780/you-really-believe-this" class="tumblr_blog">realamerican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You really believe this?</p></blockquote> <p>I don’t know if I do or not. I wasn’t there. But Spacey has shown himself to be a pretty shitty person so who knows.</p>
Head, Hello, and Netflix: EXCLUSIVE RACIST SPACEY Security firm boss accuses actor of using N-word to describe his staff on set SECURIT READ A security company boss has accused Kevin Spacey of racism claiming the disgraced actor used the N-word to describe black staff who were working on the House Of Cards set. Earl Blue, 51, is the head of VIP Protective Services, which managed on-set security in 2012 during the shoot for the first season of the Netflix hit. Earl said Spacey refused to acknowledge black team members when they greeted him or shake their hands and he heard the actor tell his personal security manager: 'l don't want n*"ers watching my trailer." SECURIT EAIIAN Earl Blue, pictured right, with his business partner William Spencer Earl said he knew he 'might have a situation' with Spacey on the first day of filming in Baltimore when he and one of his supervisors, called Eric Lyles, were introduced to the actor. He said: 'The locations manager wanted to introduce him to me and my supervisor for the company and then meet a police officer who was handling the police situation. 'So Spacey comes out of the trailer and the locations manager says, "Kevin, I just want to introduce you to the security team." He introduced me, the supervisor, and the policeman by name. 'Kevin is standing right next to me. He looks me up and down, looks at my supervisor up and down, and reaches across us to shake the hand of the police officer and then walks away We are all standing there looking at each other like, "OK, that was awkward." 'From that point on we had a security officer posted outside of his trailer and my security force is predominantly African-American. 'Every time he walked back he would look at this black officer but he wouldn't even speak. He never spoke to my security guards but he was talking to everyone else. He even talked to the location manager that tried to introduce us to start with 'He talked to all the police officers, laughing and joking with them. Lyles, a 47-year-old who has worked in the security industry for 17 years, also recalls the alleged incident. He said: 'l always meet the stars and see what they're like, what their likes and dislikes are When I went to meet Mr Spacey to say hello to him, I went to extend my hand to him to shake his and he didn't want to shake my hand. I have never had that problem before As company boss, Earl said he would usually position himself next to the main talent, so he was stationed around 15 to 20 feet from Spacey's trailer. He claims that every time the actor left to go on set, he would lock the door behind him and start to walk away before turning around and checking the door a second time Earl said: 'He would look at me, walk back to his trailer and check to make sure the door was locked
Bane, Funny, and Gif: <p><a href="http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/post/169119338109/supernova2395-madmints-kasaron" class="tumblr_blog">jumpingjacktrash</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://supernova2395.tumblr.com/post/167321971017/madmints-kasaron-edwardspoonhands" class="tumblr_blog">supernova2395</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madmints.tumblr.com/post/1">madmints</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/133537645660">kasaron</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com/post/133085950895">edwardspoonhands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoiplatapolloi.tumblr.com/post/132980660604">hoiplatapolloi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifsboom.tumblr.com/post/132952861054">gifsboom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Perfect magnets<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-tumblr-attribution="fencehopping:ibIB2bmAqPkeAcVSJQY4Xg:ZSerZy1B6uxYi" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b522c72b8e9ca2f1b8a50fe79d7e6039/tumblr_n2z3jzeGvp1qzt7d8o1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b522c72b8e9ca2f1b8a50fe79d7e6039/tumblr_inline_p7oghrNsZA1rw09tq_540.gif" class="" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b522c72b8e9ca2f1b8a50fe79d7e6039/tumblr_n2z3jzeGvp1qzt7d8o1_400.gif"/><p class="tmblr-attribution"><a href="http://tmblr.co/ZSerZy1B6uxYi" data-peepr='{"tumblelog":"fencehopping","postId":"80646224044"}'>Originally posted by fencehopping</a></p></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>Magnets are pure bullshit.</p> <p>Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love magnets</p> </blockquote> <p>One, that gif showing the Curie temperature is really cool. </p> <p>Two, you don’t understand, magnetic fields are the bane of my existance and I have a masters dissertation about them. I studied how magnetic fields develop in low mass stars and every single meeting with my supervisor ended in some conversation about how stupid magnetism is.</p> <p>“Oh yeah and this is effected by the magnetic field strength…”</p> <p>“But why?”<br/></p> <p>“God knows, I don’t have a clue.”<br/></p> <p>Was literally said to me by a professor who has spent 20 years of his life looking at magnetism in stars.</p> <p>ALSO:</p> <p>“Don’t ask why, we don’t know. Maybe magnetism? Who knows anything about magnetism.” - My Stellar Physics professor when asked about certain processes in stellar formation, something he has been studying for 10 years.<br/></p> <p>Like we know so little about that it’s actually funny.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="499" data-tumblr-attribution="biowhat:shjZREqN_OFj5DRuYG82wQ:Z61AEy6uf8Aq"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo18q42GIE1qch19lo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="499"/></figure></blockquote>
Head, Memes, and Money: Utah Nurse Reaches $500,000 in Settlement Money After Being Arrested for Doing Her Job @balleralert Utah Nurse Reaches $500,000 in Settlement Money After Being Arrested for Doing Her Job - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Utah nurse was aggressively arrested this past July for doing her job. She has now reached $500,000 in settlement money with Salt Lake City and the university that manages the hospital where she works. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On July 26th, AlexWubbels was arrested for refusing to let DetectiveJeffPayne draw blood from an unconscious patient who was involved in a car crash. Payne's body cam footage shows him man-handling Wubbels during the conflict. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wubbels explained to the detective that he's required to have a warrant or the patient's consent before blood is drawn. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I’m just trying to do what I’m supposed to do, that’s all,” said Wubbels, the head nurse of the hospital’s burn unit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wubbels' answer wasn't good enough for Payne, so he pressured her more. When she still refused, Payne chased her down and handcuffed her as she screamed for help. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not only was the detective fired from the Salt Lake City Police Department last month but his supervisor, James Tracy, also got a little piece of justice - he was demoted for assisting Payne with the arrest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And Wubbels' keeps adding to her good deeds list. She's decided to use her settlement money to help people obtain body cam footage and will donate a portion of the $500,000 to the UtahNursesAssociation and to support the national EndNurseAbuse campaign.

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