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        Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

        

            
            

                
                
                    Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

        

            
            

                
                
                    Another One, Bad, and Bad Boys: Crayola
 e With
 Preferred by Teachers
 ar E
 CRAYONS
 24
homestuckpatternreference:

iamthesylveon:

f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s:

gryphynshadow:

silencingthedrums:

zeaky:

sliceofbri:

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
DO NOT DO THIS.
NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)
You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.
Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.
Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.
BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.
Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

so what you’re saying is
i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns
and have grey body paint

i think i know where that’s going

i think we all know where that’s going

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
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 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
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 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz
 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT
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 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz
 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT
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 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz
 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT
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 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz

 extoliatin
 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz
 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
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 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz

 extoliatin
 ace cream
 50ml/1.69oz
 Exfoliates, Replenishes, Soothes
 A gentle formulation that enhances the skin's own natural
 process of removing dead surface cells, impurities and
 aloe vera
 dulling substances. A completely non-abrasive cream whichlactic cid
 melts into the skin. The botanical ingredients dissolve
 the lipids which bond dead surface cells, working to loosern
 dead skin. Gently rubbing the exfoliant on the face, allows almond
 the soft jojoba spheres to gather the dead cells and
 impurities. The process restores brightness and luminosity
 and smoothes light surface irregularities, while the oils and Jjo6a
 extracts feed and sooth the skin leaving it comfortably so lemon
 yet toned and more supple and encourages the skin to
 regenerate
 urea
 chamomile
 Directions
 Apply the cream on clean skin (preferably after
 using the face wash) and let the cream absorb
 for 3-5 minutes
 Massage gentl
 During the massage you will feel the soft jojoba
 spheres collecting the dead skin cells, dry skin and the
 dirt from clogged pores
 Rinse your face
 Use once a week. Not more often
 jojoba sgheres
 soyabean
 lecithin
 glycerin
 vitamin C
 oranse
 gragefruit
 neroli
 y for 1-2 minutes in circular motions.
 INCI: Distilled Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil,
 Hydrogenated Jojoba wax, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin/Laureth-7, Urea, Soja Hispida (Soya Bean)
 Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Glycerin, Lecithin, Citrus Medica Limonum (Lemon)
 Peel Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Citrus aurantium (Neroli) Oil, Citrus Grandis (Grapefruit)
 Seed, Extract Anthemis Nobilis (Chamomile), Flower Water, Lactic acid, L-Ascorbic acid (Vitamin C),
 2-bromo-2-nitro-propane-1, 3-diol,BHT
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        Memes, 🤖, and The Americans: STOP SCROLLING!
 ENDANGERED
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 HLIAM THE RUSTY PATCH BUMBLE BEE IWAS RECENTLY
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                    Memes, 🤖, and The Americans: STOP SCROLLING!
 ENDANGERED
 SPECIES
 HLIAM THE RUSTY PATCH BUMBLE BEE IWAS RECENTLY
 PLACED ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST YOU DO REALIZE
 THAT IFVITAL POLLINATORS SUCH AS MYSELFGO EXTINCT
 THAT COFFEE. AVOCADOS, STRAWBERRIES&1/3 OF OUR FOOD
 SUPPL GOES EXTINCT RIGHT IF YOU CAREABOUTYOUR
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        Ali, Bad, and Baked: The Goat Pharoah
 Wild and totemic, this is a beard for leaders and
 mystics alike. Equally at home in an elder's
 meeting or an impromptu worship jam, this is a
 beard with attitude, and a gentle yet feral energy
 well suited to a variety of pastoral activities.
 A field guide for pastoral facial hair.
 The Guru Goatee
 Statistics sound best when spoken through the gentle
 o ocurtain of this gem. Urbane, but not foppish; neat, but
 with a slight bad boy" flair, it brings that Palo Alto
 panache without too much West Coast
 Church Planter
 Like a fickering shadow under the lower lip, this style
 puts the "soul" in "soul patch." I don't care who you
 are, where you're from, this tuft will draw a crowd.
 Watch carefully though: it's here now, but could be
 gone by next week's simulcast
 The Orthodox
 You'll have a schism with your razor after seeing this
 beauty. Timeless, yet urbane, this is the beard for the
 discerning priest of a more Eastern persuasion. Pair
 with heavy incense.
 Post-Evangelical Stubble
 This "IO o clock shadow is more than a statement,
 it is an implicit philosophical challenge to the entire
 Evangelical tribe. For too long, we have put pastors in
 boxes. This casual spattering of hair is both noncom-
 mittal and a needed reaction against the absurd
 varnished forms of "how it's ali been thought about
 The Perennial
 Youth Pastor
 Unchanged since the late 90s, this carefully maintained
 piece clings desperately to the lower lip; like the last
 green leaf refusing to admit that fall has come. Often
 seen above skate shoes and superhero t-shirts.
 oO
 The Reformed
 Calvin. Enough saicd
 Ge-neva have to shave again.
 The Anabaptist
 From pasturing to pastoring, this glorious neck
 beard ("neard") flourishes out from strong Teutonic
 chins around the world. It's all about community
 But it's not just for rural brethrenl Nay, an urban
 Sitz im Leben fits this bold style too.
 The Neo-Reformed
 Rigid and unyielding from the
 front, yet supple and welcoming
 If approached with filial respect
 Scented like dark beer and sweet
 pipe tobacco. You could smother
 an Arminian with that mess.
 No one is good enough to wear this, thou groveling
 worm. A pox on thee for e'en thinking of't! Yet mercy
 abounds, as does the attractiveness of this carefully
 trimmed masterwork. But not through any merit of
 the wearer's, lest our pride break all bounds.
 The Patchtivist
 Whether standing in solidarity with the urban poor
 never looked as chic as this patchy leader of a quiet
 S5A manifesto of style, this is the true face of the people
 shooting a documentary on Christian bourgeoisity, Che
 The Hawg Preacher
 If blue-collar style gets your motor running, you'll
 want to head out on the highway for this preacher's
 mobile sermons. Complete the look with leather chaps
 embroidered with scripture references, a practical
 vehicle for evangelism on-the-go.
 revolution. Viva la Kingdom!
 This beard loves you, but will never ever llke you. Pair
 ONLY AND ALWAYS WITH A 6ll AUTHORIZED VERSION
 OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE. DOESN'T KNOW HOW
 TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
 The Hipster Pastor
 This carefully sculpted mustache curves in a gentle
 sweep over the lip for an ironic 1890's look. Often
 complemented by a fiannel shirt, messenger bag, and
 The S
 It is rumored that the few preachers
 tro calculator watch. Look for stains of macchiato
 foam or crumbs from locally baked scones on this
 chic style statement.
 SOwho can grow this masterpiece find that their
 vocal projection triples. In any case, as old Charles
 Haddon himself said: "Growing a beard 'is a habit
 most natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial."
        

            
            

                
                
                    Ali, Bad, and Baked: The Goat Pharoah
 Wild and totemic, this is a beard for leaders and
 mystics alike. Equally at home in an elder's
 meeting or an impromptu worship jam, this is a
 beard with attitude, and a gentle yet feral energy
 well suited to a variety of pastoral activities.
 A field guide for pastoral facial hair.
 The Guru Goatee
 Statistics sound best when spoken through the gentle
 o ocurtain of this gem. Urbane, but not foppish; neat, but
 with a slight bad boy" flair, it brings that Palo Alto
 panache without too much West Coast
 Church Planter
 Like a fickering shadow under the lower lip, this style
 puts the "soul" in "soul patch." I don't care who you
 are, where you're from, this tuft will draw a crowd.
 Watch carefully though: it's here now, but could be
 gone by next week's simulcast
 The Orthodox
 You'll have a schism with your razor after seeing this
 beauty. Timeless, yet urbane, this is the beard for the
 discerning priest of a more Eastern persuasion. Pair
 with heavy incense.
 Post-Evangelical Stubble
 This "IO o clock shadow is more than a statement,
 it is an implicit philosophical challenge to the entire
 Evangelical tribe. For too long, we have put pastors in
 boxes. This casual spattering of hair is both noncom-
 mittal and a needed reaction against the absurd
 varnished forms of "how it's ali been thought about
 The Perennial
 Youth Pastor
 Unchanged since the late 90s, this carefully maintained
 piece clings desperately to the lower lip; like the last
 green leaf refusing to admit that fall has come. Often
 seen above skate shoes and superhero t-shirts.
 oO
 The Reformed
 Calvin. Enough saicd
 Ge-neva have to shave again.
 The Anabaptist
 From pasturing to pastoring, this glorious neck
 beard ("neard") flourishes out from strong Teutonic
 chins around the world. It's all about community
 But it's not just for rural brethrenl Nay, an urban
 Sitz im Leben fits this bold style too.
 The Neo-Reformed
 Rigid and unyielding from the
 front, yet supple and welcoming
 If approached with filial respect
 Scented like dark beer and sweet
 pipe tobacco. You could smother
 an Arminian with that mess.
 No one is good enough to wear this, thou groveling
 worm. A pox on thee for e'en thinking of't! Yet mercy
 abounds, as does the attractiveness of this carefully
 trimmed masterwork. But not through any merit of
 the wearer's, lest our pride break all bounds.
 The Patchtivist
 Whether standing in solidarity with the urban poor
 never looked as chic as this patchy leader of a quiet
 S5A manifesto of style, this is the true face of the people
 shooting a documentary on Christian bourgeoisity, Che
 The Hawg Preacher
 If blue-collar style gets your motor running, you'll
 want to head out on the highway for this preacher's
 mobile sermons. Complete the look with leather chaps
 embroidered with scripture references, a practical
 vehicle for evangelism on-the-go.
 revolution. Viva la Kingdom!
 This beard loves you, but will never ever llke you. Pair
 ONLY AND ALWAYS WITH A 6ll AUTHORIZED VERSION
 OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE. DOESN'T KNOW HOW
 TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
 The Hipster Pastor
 This carefully sculpted mustache curves in a gentle
 sweep over the lip for an ironic 1890's look. Often
 complemented by a fiannel shirt, messenger bag, and
 The S
 It is rumored that the few preachers
 tro calculator watch. Look for stains of macchiato
 foam or crumbs from locally baked scones on this
 chic style statement.
 SOwho can grow this masterpiece find that their
 vocal projection triples. In any case, as old Charles
 Haddon himself said: "Growing a beard 'is a habit
 most natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial."
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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