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Advice, Craigslist, and Donald Trump: 9:58 JAN 31, 2016 AT 3:23 PM Sabian prototype Hi Hat 14" Dark -extra thin! - $200 JAN 31, 2016 AT 5:21 PM Yes cash in hands only though JAN 31, 2016 AT 8:52 PM can i send you a certified check for the sale and once the check clears,i will set-up pickup JAN 31, 2016 AT 9:15 PM Yeah sure. Make it for$20,000 then, to the order of Donald Trump ok. kindly text me your name and mailing address to mail the check to you asap... thanks Donald J. Trump for president Inc. 725 5th av New York NY10022 (1/2) I got your info also note that the check you will be receiving will be in excess all you need to do is to deduct your own money and the balance will be (2/2)for the mover who will be coming for the pickup thanks pls get back to me regards my last text so i can proceed to mall the check payment first thing tomorrow,thanks. Sure no problem JAN 31, 2016 AT 9:45 PM Let me know when it is posted. Just make sure the movers are not undocumented immigrants. ok FEB 2, 2016 AT 8:48 AM Here's the tracking # 9470101699320020890567 i got from usps. Once you have it, kindly have it deposited electronically via ATM or bank and get back to me with when you want pickup done,thanks. FEB 2, 2016 AT 8:59 AM Sure FEB 2, 2016 AT 7:20 PM hello,check delivered.proceed to deposit and advice when funds will be available so i can setup pickup with my mover asap,thanks FEB 2, 2016 AT 8:19 PM Will do thx FEB 3, 2016 AT 9:10 AM Good morning,have you been able to deposit the check? FEB 3, 2016 AT 10:39 AM Not yet still do later FEB 4, 2016 AT 3:15 PM hello donald FEB 5, 2016 AT 9:18 AM here is the delivery status Your item was delivered at 12:09 pm on February 2, 2016 in NEW YORK, NY 10022. The item was signed for by B MA FEB 5, 2016 AT 12:18 PM Thanks Mickey. The check is cleared. What next? FEB 8, 2016 AT 9:56 AM Thanks Mickey. The check is cleared. What next? FEB 8, 2016 AT 10:08 AM Thanks for the confirmation (1/2)you are required to deduct your asking price $200 + $30 extra for stress and run around and have the rest sent to the movers via money gram transfer SO (2/2)pickup can be done. FEB 8, 2016 AT 10:10 AM Kindly get back to me asap so i can provide you with the movers info you are to send the cash balance to,thanks. Received How about I pay the mover cash when they come for pickup? FEB 8, 2016 AT 10:23 AM The movers adviced for money gram transfer...once they confirm the transfer,they will contact you directly for pickup,thanks. Received I dont mind giving you $50 extra for any inconveniencies...when do you want the movers to come for the pickup today? pls confirm you got my text so i can provide you with the movers info FEB 8, 2016 AT 10:47 AM That's so much simpler for the movers to take cash. You sure that would not work? yes...here is the movers info you are to send the funds to via money gram transfer Name ,City North Highlands,State CA,Zipcode 95660 Once you are done,kindly get back to me with the info on the money gram receipt so i can forward it to the movers for confirmation,thanks. The movers are in CA, for a pick up in NY???? TIe moveIs ale ii1 Cunentiy v assignment in CA,once they confirm the transfer,they will contact you directly for pickup. Right they are on assignment in CA but will be in NY today for pickup? when do you want the movers to come for the pickup? Are you on your way to money gram so i can notify the movers? No I want to pay them cash directly Donald the movers only acccept upfront payment before they go for pickups Proceed to send the funds to the movers so we can schedule pickup time,thanks. That's a shame. Maybe I could send you the item directly.You don't need movers for a pair of hi hat... the mover need their money before coming for the item..kindly do that now thank you FEB 8, 2016 AT 3:10 PM No way I'll use money gram, they are known for being a scam ok kindly do that at any nearest money gram they are waiting for the money to come for the pick up Could I send them a certified bank check too? i really need the item too here i cant wait for the check to come FEB 8, 2016 AT 11:13 PM So give me your address so I can send it FEB 9,2016 AT 8:34 AM Good morning,here is the info you are to send the funds to via money gram transfer Name ity North Highlands,State CAZipcode 95660 FEB 9, 2016 AT 10:49 AM You're a stupid scammer FEB 9, 2016 AT 10:59 AM SCAMMER? FEB 9, 2016 AT 11:11 AM Your check is bogus Aa Write an SMS message I saw your Nigerian Grandma and I raise my Craigslist scammer

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Bitch, Bored, and Children: 2:50 pm 33% lOptus So today husband and I were feeling bored and adventurous and decided to make a pilgrimage to a posh "Coffee Bar" in our city. We've been meaning to go for months but never got around to it. We pull in the lot and it's packed. 10:45am on a Sunday, the car the mombie next to me is struggling to so we expected it. As I'm getting out of get 3 kids out of their seats while her husband (?) stood by the front of the car watching. Not helping. I hop out and excuse myself and walk into the café with husband. Huge line. Two more people come in after us, then mombie and her horde. She immediately starts bitching about the line. She complains loudly to her husband at first, but when he's clearly ignoring her, she decides to just complain to thin air. "Why is this line always so long? God why don't they have more staff? Why does every fucking person have to come at the same damn time? UGH!" She eventually asked the couple in front of her if she can go ahead because her kids are really, really hungry (insert guilting sad face here.) These saints begrudgingly say sure, so now they're directly behind husband and I She then says to me "Excuse me miss? May we have the spot before you in line? My children have been waiting a long time and are very hungry." With the nicest voice I could find, I said "I'm sorry ma'am, we've been waiting awhile too and are also hungry. The line is moving faster now at least!" I gave her a smile even glaring at me. I turn back around only to hear her mutter "Wow what a bitch. Can you believe some people? How rude." It took all my effort to not react. Husband is a conflict avoider, I am not. But though she was I respect his wishes enough to not cause a scene in public when l'm with him. Eventually she starts telling her husband how they're always out of the Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast sandwich she wants and she better get it this time or she's gonna be pissed. This is when I concoct a seriously evil plan. I check my watch; it's 10:55 A minute or two later, it's our turn. Husband orders his Soy Chai and I sloooowly order my vanilla nitro cold brew...with cream....no, not cream, sorry, with soy. And an extra pump of vanilla. Barista rings us up as I check my watch. It's 10:58. I ask to add a Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich to the order. She says sure, no problem. Gives us the total. I'm digging in my purse for my wallet, darn, just can't seem to find it. More digging. Oh! There it is, finally. Hand her the card, wait for receipt, and slowly sign. Pack purse back up, say thank you and walk away. Husband says "You're hungry? We ate breakfast an hour ago." 11 Me: "No, I'm not hungry. Just had to do this." Him: "Do what?" I nod towards mombie. Husband looks over. She orders her coffee and some juice things for kids doesn't even ask if her husband wants anything. Then it happened. "And one Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich." Barista: "Oh I'm sorry ma'am, breakfast at 11. We have all our lunch options today though." stopped serving we Mombie looks at her watch and yells "WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? IT'S 11:02!" Barista: "I'm sorry ma'am, company policy is to stop breakfast at 11. Is there anything else I can get you?" Mombie: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU JUST SOLD ONE A MOMENT AGO! THIS IS ABSURD!" Manager came over; explained situation apologized, but refused give that bitch a sandwich, bless her heart. Mombie retracts entire order and stomps out, red-faced and yelling to her car. My husband was trying to hold back his laughter. Our order came up. We grabbed it and went back to the car. I'm unwrapping the sandwich and take a bite exactly as I'm trying to scoot around her trying to strap her kids in again and say "Oh excuse me ma'am, just gonna sneak by ya real quick!" (Ah the Midwest.) She's fucking glaring at me, the worst death stare I've ever gotten. I get in the car and unwind the windows ever so slightly. It's hot today, right? I slowly unwrap the rest of the sandwich and take a few more bites, passing it to husband and back while she's screaming and struggling with her kids, getting no help from Daddict As soon as she pulled away we burst into laughter. good day. Today was a 2.2k 163 Share BEST COMMENTS Add a comment Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Holding up the line and wasting everyone’s time to spite a “mombie”? Right on!
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Bored, Confused, and Fake: voxeterna1 Follow So ,I'm a music teacher and every year we have what are called "walk through observations". Basically, this means that 4 vice principal times a year the principal or comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem activity with my Well, today I was doing an 1st graders called "Musical Groceries" Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what V the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it's a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting "BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!" while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don't want to know the rating I got on my observation 23+ ROFL Memes That Are Just Next Level #FUNNY #funnymemes #memes #lol #humor #viralmemes #sarcasm #haha #rofl #lmao

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