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Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for old man Stan. Iโ€™m worried Iโ€™ve opened a flood gate with yโ€™all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. With that said one of my followers commented today: โ€œIโ€™m dying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคขโ€. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of yโ€™all donโ€™t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronnerโ€™s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DONโ€™T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of yโ€™all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of yโ€™all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like โ€œNOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!โ€ Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. Itโ€™s rebirthing time. P.s. as Iโ€™ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronnerโ€™s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isnโ€™t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies wonโ€™t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise yโ€™all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Bodies : u/EyeBrowsReddit84 ld i.redd.it
 A three hour drive to the ocean is worth it for
 old man Stan.
Iโ€™m worried Iโ€™ve opened a flood gate with yโ€™all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma need to start a whole new IG account on hygiene only ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. With that said one of my followers commented today: โ€œIโ€™m dying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I sent a guy into the shower once after he unzipped his pants and I caught a sniff of his sweaty HAIRY balls. I told him to clean himself and shave. He came out with bald patches and kinky patches that still stunk๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคขโ€. Ok this raises two extremely important points, lemme address them in turn. (1) Some of yโ€™all donโ€™t know how to shower and need a full aura reboot - reset - recleanse. Go directly to Traders Joe. Buy a bottle of Dr. Bronnerโ€™s peppermint liquid wash. This shit will strip paint off cars. Turn the shower as hot as it go (UNLESS u live in the housing projects then DONโ€™T DO THIS - project water get hot af lol I assume no responsibility for u cooking yourself.) Squirt a palm full of Dr. Bronners. Now physically violate the inside space between yo balls and yo thigh and also yo a$$ crack. Some of yโ€™all have never since yo mama stopped bathing u actually washed this area properly. Go deep. Make it hurt a little. U feel me? Go hard. (2) For some of yโ€™all the overall nastiness has seeped and stained into your body hair and now that body hair is a repository for stankariffic stankotry. When I said on here I shave my pits and PP some of u women got on here like โ€œNOOOO PUBIC HAIR IS SEXY EW!โ€ Yeah. Till u with Nasty Ned who make u vomit from his pube hair smell. Hand Ned a razor and a bar of soap. Ned, shave it all from the neck down. Itโ€™s rebirthing time. P.s. as Iโ€™ve detailed in previous posts, the Dr. Bronnerโ€™s soap is so potent that it will burn a lil bit when u pee. This isnโ€™t an STD. This is the opening of yo PP finally being clean. Some of your bodies wonโ€™t be used to this and it will take adjustment but it will be worth it AF, I promise yโ€™all - CLEANLINESS IS HOLINESS BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m worried Iโ€™ve opened a flood gate with yโ€™all and that the hygiene discussion will never end - one of my lil homegirls text me saying imma...