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Anon learns spanish: Anonymous 07/24/19(Wed)18:26:40 No.805455827 Reply] 805456614>805457442 Story time retards. Work in office environment in a cubicle >Across from me are 2 Mexican women that handle some of our Spanish speaking customers >They talk among themselves in Spanish all day, every day. del in my department speaks Spanisch so I know what they are saying >M Spend a whole year learning Spanish using Rosetta Stone on the weekends. >I happen to be friends with a Mexican dude that runs a taco-truck in my area. >Eat lunch there several times a week >I don't tell my taco-truck friend I'm learning Spanish because reasons. >After a few months of self-learning I start to pick up what these Mexican women are saying >Can't really make much out other than something about office supplies and gossip about other women in the office >As the months tick on I start to understand more of their conversations I don't tell anyone what I'm doing >One day I hear them talking about shit they stole from the office supply room >Calculators, printer paper, whole boxes of pens, and more >Mexican bitches are selling it on eBay >Start writing down what I hear >Continue to listen for a few weeks to get more evidence >Finally go to HR and fill them in hitch upply room supplies and find lots of shit unaccounted for get fired е Both dit the Wait for it...wait for it. Continue to sharpen my Spanish speaking skills and get a pay raise because I now handle our Spanish speaking clients >Still not the best part. Finally tell my taco-truck friend the whole story. Everything He's a red pilled Trump supporter >He laughs his ass off nearly pissing himself >Gives me 2 free tacos, one for each of the Mexican bitches I got fired. >Fuck I love my job. (0 Anon learns spanish
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That moment when you destroy the entire group chat: 82% O 4:07 Emma, Bigaelow, Brooklyn, +7 Fri 10:40PM Can everyone send their names? Idk who most people are Hannah Hannah Hannah who? Ronnie RR Riggity Riggity Ronnie Hannah AG Alex G Fri 10:45PM Hannah Fri 11:37PM If I did I would be late Fri 11:45PM Cause of work Fri 11:47PM Lol, I could give I the directions AG Alex G Fri 11:48PM Alright Fri 11:49PM Barry D.Hatchett oh boy AG Alex G Fri 11:54PM Making fun of my name smh 1:35 AM I'll have you know that the Hatchett family built this Country! I Barry D. Hatchett will not stand for you foreigners to continue to slander my good family name. Us Hatchett's have endlessly contributed to countless charities, payed our union dues(on time may add), and worked our buts off in wheat field/mills/and other factorys that pertain to before mentioned wheat. Wheat is what we sold in the Welsh re- gion to make enough money to sail in 1490 to explore the world, of which, we found America. We actually ended up on the west side. So technically we were there before Columbus thus giving us the rights/privileges/ and ownership of this land. However this was sadly all lost in a gambled match of go fish against George Washington may Rusty Hatchett live in shame beyond his grave. But we didn't let that stop us, we continued ourjourney as wheat farmers.However secretly we developed many underground networks which we trained to fight crime. We eventually pawned off our organization to the government for 5 goats, a parking lot in Queens Yew York, and a taco truck. Once they (the government) finished acquiring our network they renamed it the FBI however, they didn't realize that we implemented a network within the network we called the Illuminati, a group meant to do harmful acts on the American people so that we would build such a nation dependent on an in sa tia ble thirst of revenge for those that wronged us. This would spark the pa tri-ot-ism that would bring the nation to- gether. Thus our network made the fight for both good and evil, balanced as all things should be.Just look at George Bush Era a prime example or May 28 2016, there is much more. All that goes wrong, trials, pain, affliction is just what we need as a Country to become harder better, faster, stronger, and the Hatchett's Started/Motivated/ and Continue to bless this Nation with our innumerable and many unmentioned and mentioned examples of "service" in dedication to this country Amercia 2:21 PM Is this some chain mail? I do like hatchets but not chain mail 4:04 PM Oh my goodness Group MMS Group MMS conversation is subject to your network carrier MMS Bend message That moment when you destroy the entire group chat

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