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Bad, Beautiful, and Fucking: Take the breadsticks Young Man and run Man young [door man hand hook said car gun deceit-the-snakey-snake: plaid-n-converse: cherrysconeslut: pawsofponies: garecc: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: buggykin: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: inthishousewekinkshamefnaf: biggest-goofiest-fish: desertdaylight: kait-the-kitty: chiribomb: politicalcompassmemes: your-uncle-dave: maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit: japhers: jewishzevran: animatedamerican: pagesofkenna: mommacomms: fidefortitude: bl00dlikeice: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: plaid-n-converse: memeception WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME @caesarianconfection I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it. But this… This is something else. The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind. For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun? ….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1) this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2) “man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3) ‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4) and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5) which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6) (but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better) I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared. average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics I was getting a political compass vibe too tag urself im man door hand hook car gun This works better than I thought it would. This was in my senior project I’m not sorry. EIGHT MEME COMBO FATALITY We have officially created a new language  I just had to do it to em THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING M E M E T E N OwO? W o w You know I had to I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it THIRTEEN!? MEME COUNT:1 - YMCA (@plaid-n-converse, pointed out by @pagesofkenna)2 - breadsticks (see above)3 - man door hand hook car door (see above)4 - gun (see above)5 - meme combo (see above)6 - loss (see above)7 - 2000s comics vibes (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @japhers)8 - political compass (@plaid-n-converse, as pointed out by @maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit, then highlighted by @politicalcompassmemes)9 - tag yourself (user was @your-uncle-dave but now appears to be deactivated)10 - i hate this (kind of barely used by @fidefortitude so idk if it really counts)11 - nickelback/look at this photograph (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)12 - had to do it to them (see above)13 - distracted boyfriend (see above)14 - is this a pigeon (see above)15 - oh, this is beautiful (@garecc)16 - expanding brain (@cherrysconeslut)17 - cursed (can be argues as a meme due to its excessive use and popularity, as well as the sort of subtext/emotion behind it that accompanies most memes on this site) (@plaid-n-converse)18 - weve created a new language (@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf)19 - owo (see above)20 - most ___ addition to a post (@plaid-n-converse)21 - it could be argued that meme analysis in itself is a memeFeel free to debate any of these or add any Ive missed, but I think I got them all??
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Anaconda, Books, and Life: the-toast.net 100 Actual Titles of Real Eighteenth-Century Novels> jawdusted: misscrawfords: Cuckoldom Triumphant Or, Matrimonial Incontinence Vindicated" and other eighteenth- century novels of note. I've spent about half an hour laughing at these. Some particular favourites: The Spectres, Or, Lord Oswald And Lady Rosa, Including An Account Of The Marchioness Of Cevetti Who Was Basely Consigned To A Dungeon Beneath Her Castle By Her Eldest Son, Whose Cruel Avarice Plunged Him Into The Commission Of The Worst Of Crimes That Stains The Annals Of The Human Race Love And Madness. A Story Too True. In A Series Of Letters Between Parties Whose Names Would Perhaps Be Mentioned Were They Less Well Known Or Less Lamented Married Life, Or, Faults On All Sides. It Was Me, A Tale By Me, One Who Cares For Nothing Or Nobody Hesitation; Or, To Marry, Or, Not To Marry:? The History Of A Dog. Written By Himself, And Published By A Gentleman Of His Acquaintance. Translated From The French. The Charms Of Dandyism, Or Living In Style. By Olivia Moreland, Chief Of The Female Dandies Actually all of them are splendid. Go read! Have genuinely used these as a springboard for research. tag urself i'm It Was Me, A Tale By Me, One Who Cares For Nothing Or Nobody theblacksmudge Source: misscrawfords #101 #history #books 3,938 notes Jun 10th, 2016 awesomacious: Whenever you see a character reading a book in a period film, imagine them reading one of these

awesomacious: Whenever you see a character reading a book in a period film, imagine them reading one of these

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Anaconda, Books, and Life: the-toast.net 100 Actual Titles of Real Eighteenth-Century Novels> jawdusted: misscrawfords: Cuckoldom Triumphant Or, Matrimonial Incontinence Vindicated" and other eighteenth- century novels of note. I've spent about half an hour laughing at these. Some particular favourites: The Spectres, Or, Lord Oswald And Lady Rosa, Including An Account Of The Marchioness Of Cevetti Who Was Basely Consigned To A Dungeon Beneath Her Castle By Her Eldest Son, Whose Cruel Avarice Plunged Him Into The Commission Of The Worst Of Crimes That Stains The Annals Of The Human Race Love And Madness. A Story Too True. In A Series Of Letters Between Parties Whose Names Would Perhaps Be Mentioned Were They Less Well Known Or Less Lamented Married Life, Or, Faults On All Sides. It Was Me, A Tale By Me, One Who Cares For Nothing Or Nobody Hesitation; Or, To Marry, Or, Not To Marry:? The History Of A Dog. Written By Himself, And Published By A Gentleman Of His Acquaintance. Translated From The French. The Charms Of Dandyism, Or Living In Style. By Olivia Moreland, Chief Of The Female Dandies Actually all of them are splendid. Go read! Have genuinely used these as a springboard for research. tag urself i'm It Was Me, A Tale By Me, One Who Cares For Nothing Or Nobody theblacksmudge Source: misscrawfords #101 #history #books 3,938 notes Jun 10th, 2016 Whenever you see a character reading a book in a period film, imagine them reading one of these

Whenever you see a character reading a book in a period film, imagine them reading one of these

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Fire, Head, and Puns: 00, 285 and ed the popula T 383), "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said dolehtu "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen. "We don't have a homerun hitter," Tom said ruthlessly "I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted "My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly iThat's the last time I pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly "I'll dig another ditch around the castle," Tom said remotely i "I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himselfi "I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. "I'lI have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully “I can't get down from the mountain." Tom alleged. "Let's play a C, E, and G," said Tom's band, in accord. "You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably "I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. i i mothmanismyuncle: american-auror-story: jellyfish-blob: quiteawfulpretty: he-wants-the-221d: sweethoneysempai: smarsupial: womandrogyne: I am so aroused right now Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits. Tag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing. “You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF i was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad This was fun to read the first time through before you realized anything It was INCREDIBLE the second time and you realize how blind you were the first time IM SOBBIN HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
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America, Beer, and Church: Someone made a collage of headlines saying what millennials are Killing ow Millennials Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial hipster millennials are illing the Big Mac Are Millennials Killing Credit? are killing Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5 Workday,or Just How millennials killed the focus group Point Out That It's Dead? Millennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple Have Millennials Killed Serendipity Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How ilemials Are Ruining the hur dered By vwiseotial Murdered By Millennials. Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? McDonald's McWrap PHne Witbont Faliric Soltemen PG Ldket How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is llenlals Have KileKling Class Why Are Millennials Killing Milennials are now ruining the Olymples Are Millenials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses Millennials are allegedly ruining hotels for every other generation Here's How Millennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch MILLENNIALS WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISM INDUSTRY Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: Why aren't millennials Well done millennials-you've ly ruined handshakes for everyone How Millennials Killed J. Crew Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Will millennials kill Part One Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Millennials Are Millennials Killing the Vacation? home ownership Are Killing the Oil Industry Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kill the Millennials have officially golf industry Did Millennials Kill Fashion? ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Millennials leaving church in droves, Hangout Sicom How Millennials (Almost) Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much motorcycles, and that Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer [kiling Harley's sales Millennials are killing the to Kill Trees study findsMillennials are killing department storesKilled the Wine Cork viking-badger: althor42: tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili) I honestly hope we kill at least half of those things tag urself i’m killing gyms

viking-badger: althor42: tastefullyoffensive: Enhance (via arbili) I honestly hope we kill at least half of those things tag urself i’m...

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