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Drunk, Memes, and Girl: pasion @sogodly. I think the reason y'all believe women lie about rape is because y'all have had "unclear" sexual situations and don't want to be labeled a rapist. Like when you waited until that girl was piss drunk to take her home. Or when that girl who said no 20 times finally said yes.

Memes, 🤖, and You: You're going to take me with you, right?

American, Trump, and President: IGET VICIOUSLYATTACKED EVERYDAY AND SOMETIMES WONDERIFITS ALL WORTH IT THEN I REMEMBER.IMFIGHTING FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, OF COURSE ITS WORTH IT TAKE A MOMENT AND COMMENT “THANK YOU” Stand with President Donald J. Trump!

Stand with President Donald J. Trump!

Love, Forever, and Happy: You deserve to be happy. Not in the arms of someone who keeps you waiting, but in the arms of someone who will take you now, love you forever, and never leave you. ELATIONS BILES

Bitch, Memes, and Sex: yikes @baaoslut There is no other proper way to make a gross man go away AT&T 9:14 PM * 75%." El AT&T 9:14 PM @イ* 7S% ■·i l AT&T 9:14 PM サイ* 76% ■ El AT&T 9 16 PM da.niel6460 0 da.niel6460 da.niel6460 da.niel6460 Okay-removes blindfold" kises you long and hard* Your hot as fuck girl This is my friend shrek kisses back Dam not gunna even reply Wat You like that baby girl? takes off your cloths Thanks Shrek screams WHAT R U DOIN IN MY SWAMP You welcome baby gil knock on door but wait I want to bring in my friend is that okay?2!! Ok MmMm "get hard just thinkin about it You sex chat? blindfolds you, then brings my friend in* Sorry if I made you mad Sure! But only if we can role play! friend slowly kisses you Ok we can Reply 'kises back Good Bitch Would you like to take your blindfold off now?? leads u to my room Damn your not going to even Yes baby O O) Write a message. ) Write a message.. Write a message Write a message I mean it all seems good to me via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2uA9U1y">https://ift.tt/2uA9U1y</a>

I mean it all seems good to me via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2uA9U1y">https://ift.tt/2uA9U1y</a>

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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who sald selling golden tickets to heaven to hu They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the if I got the cash together he woulkd take me and my wife on his lying saucer to s of the tickets were made from sold one that gave me the golden tickets. I anm and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up uyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Warts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tho Watts said in his police statement "T do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they coniscaned over who gave them to me behind the KPC 10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby aligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything Tho sold the golden tickets o loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. <a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175916056428/floridians-at-it-again" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>: <blockquote>Floridians at it again</blockquote>

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Blackpeopletwitter, Ken, and Girl: Anaa. Ca@YuliianakK Fellas if a girl offered to take you on a trip with her and pay for it all would you say yes or no? Ken. @lmHardlyA1 Yes, but she better not be expecting Cuz I’m a strong, independent man (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Cuz I’m a strong, independent man (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

cnn.com, Protest, and Titans: HIT CNN B R TITANS I'M GOING TO TAKE A FINE THIS YEAR, WHY NOT?.. I'M GOING TO PROTEST DURING THE FLAG JURRELL CASEY Jurrell Casey isn’t worried about a fine.

Jurrell Casey isn’t worried about a fine.

Love, Beach, and Girl: Asked a girl at the beach today to take a picture of me & my bf & she got ALL the angles like sat down, from the side, leaning sideways to get the sunset telling me poses & like that's what I love about this generation, sis rlly went the extra mile for me (a complete stranger)!" Pictures (removed personal info) via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2uyfzoM">https://ift.tt/2uyfzoM</a>

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Love, Beach, and Girl: Asked a girl at the beach today to take a picture of me & my bf & she got ALL the angles like sat down, from the side, leaning sideways to get the sunset telling me poses & like that's what I love about this generation, sis rlly went the extra mile for me (a complete stranger)!" Pictures (removed personal info)

Pictures (removed personal info)

Bad, Bad Day, and Cars: Union Thugs Thursday at 5:15 AM- THUG SELF CHECKOUT SELF CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 6 ITEM 1-6 ITEMS 6ITEMS TIT Basket Bas Basket Basket LOVE YOU LOVE YOU NEVER USE A SELF CHECKOUT 1) They kill jobs 2) Self-checkout machines don't contribute with payroll taxes 3) They are really not that convenient SHARE IF YOU AGREE! Take Back Your Power Canada <a href="https://reperspectivity.tumblr.com/post/176047958000/libertarirynn-conservativecathy444" class="tumblr_blog">reperspectivity</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/176047891639/conservativecathy444-doyouevenlibertybro-1" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://conservativecathy444.tumblr.com/post/176045162157/doyouevenlibertybro-1-people-have-to-service" class="tumblr_blog">conservativecathy444</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://doyouevenlibertybro.tumblr.com/post/176042387176/1-people-have-to-service-those-things-when-they" class="tumblr_blog">doyouevenlibertybro</a>: <blockquote> 1. People have to SERVICE those things when they stop working, and generally require at LEAST one person to suprevise them, and assist when needed. Jobs just don’t magically dissapear when these things are put in. 2. Not sure what else I can say about this one aside from review #1 and think about it for a few minutes. 3. “Union Thugs”, the Facebook page that posted this, clearly has never met an introvert, or someone who is having a bad day and doesn’t want to interact with people, or someone who isn’t well with social interactions, or etc… I could go on, but that’s pointless. These things ARE CONVENIENT, especially when I’m just checking out with a few items (or even 1). I could rant about my time at Chick-fil-A, and how these things would’ve made my life a lot easier, but I’ll spare you the paragraphs of ranting I typed out. Point is, this graphic is wrong.</blockquote> Someone has to build those machines - maintain them, etc. </blockquote> “ItS gUnNa KiLl JoBs DoH” No driving cars! They put carriage drivers out of work! No airplanes! They put train conductors out of work! No refrigerators! They put the iceman out of work! There is absolutely no sense hamstringing innovation in the name of “preserving jobs“, especially since with every wave of technology people still have jobs maintaining it. </blockquote> Yes, but the number of jobs is shrinking. Cars also created jobs due to improvement of infrastructure. Same with airplanes. Self check-outs just reduce the employment from 1 per cashier to 1 per store. And in a shrinking economy that’s already being strung up by fatcats constantly funneling cash up from lower levels, self check-outs are going to have a negative impact on the general populace.</blockquote> The number of jobs not “shrinking”. In fact it’s higher than it has been in decades. Simple research, friend: <a href="https://money.cnn.com/2018/06/05/news/economy/job-openings-unemployed-workers/index.html">https://money.cnn.com/2018/06/05/news/economy/job-openings-unemployed-workers/index.html</a>Also what fantasy universe do you live in where the stores have one cashier per store? There are usually a few pods with several self checkout machines and at least one worker per pod, plus several human check out options. And as mentioned above there are still people who work to maintain the things. The “it kills jobs” excuse is more than tired.

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Bad, Bad Day, and Cars: Union Thugs Thursday at 5:15 AM- THUG SELF CHECKOUT SELF CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 6 ITEM 1-6 ITEMS 6ITEMS TIT Basket Bas Basket Basket LOVE YOU LOVE YOU NEVER USE A SELF CHECKOUT 1) They kill jobs 2) Self-checkout machines don't contribute with payroll taxes 3) They are really not that convenient SHARE IF YOU AGREE! Take Back Your Power Canada <a href="https://conservativecathy444.tumblr.com/post/176045162157/doyouevenlibertybro-1-people-have-to-service" class="tumblr_blog">conservativecathy444</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://doyouevenlibertybro.tumblr.com/post/176042387176/1-people-have-to-service-those-things-when-they" class="tumblr_blog">doyouevenlibertybro</a>: <blockquote> 1. People have to SERVICE those things when they stop working, and generally require at LEAST one person to suprevise them, and assist when needed. Jobs just don’t magically dissapear when these things are put in. 2. Not sure what else I can say about this one aside from review #1 and think about it for a few minutes. 3. “Union Thugs”, the Facebook page that posted this, clearly has never met an introvert, or someone who is having a bad day and doesn’t want to interact with people, or someone who isn’t well with social interactions, or etc… I could go on, but that’s pointless. These things ARE CONVENIENT, especially when I’m just checking out with a few items (or even 1). I could rant about my time at Chick-fil-A, and how these things would’ve made my life a lot easier, but I’ll spare you the paragraphs of ranting I typed out. Point is, this graphic is wrong.</blockquote> Someone has to build those machines - maintain them, etc. </blockquote> “ItS gUnNa KiLl JoBs DoH”No driving cars! They put carriage drivers out of work! No airplanes! They put train conductors out of work! No refrigerators! They put the iceman out of work! There is absolutely no sense hamstringing innovation in the name of “preserving jobs“, especially since with every wave of technology people still have jobs maintaining it.

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Memes, Sex, and Hair: WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO: Be thin Cook for you Shave Diet *Have long hair Be fashionable Wear pink Take any BS Be feminine * Be graceful * Have sex with you

Memes, Money, and Socialism: SOCIALISTS SAY ISHOULD STOP CONFUSING SOCIALISM WITH COMMUNISM TURNING POINT USA I SAY SOCIALISTS SHOULD STOP CONFUSING MY MONEY WITH THEIR MONE Why Is It Greedy To Want To Keep Your Own Money, But Not Greedy To Want To Take Someone Else’s?? #SocialismSucks

Why Is It Greedy To Want To Keep Your Own Money, But Not Greedy To Want To Take Someone Else’s?? #SocialismSucks

Memes, 🤖, and New: plastics posse take being daddies to a whole new level 😍🙏🏻 https://t.co/GQk9mcY3Ay

😍🙏🏻 https://t.co/GQk9mcY3Ay

Sunglasses, Lain, and You: lain Moyles @iainm97 Do ye ever take your sunglasses off cause you can't hear someone?

Beautiful, Mfw, and Selfie: O Anonymous 02/15/15(Sun)02:51:58 No.2182184321821857 21821864 321821869 2321823011 File: FeelinGood png (5 KB, 645x773) >Be me 19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years 9/10 >It's technic ally a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of Shit >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month >She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room for a kiss >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho? >Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her! >Show her the mirrored base of the flower We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?" >"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum Anon chews 5 gum

Anon chews 5 gum

Memes, Medicare, and 🤖: I'M A DEMOCRAT AND I VOTE Before Republicans take away our health care, our voting rights, our Medicare, our right to choose… let’s take away their seats in November.

Before Republicans take away our health care, our voting rights, our Medicare, our right to choose… let’s take away their seats in November....

Weird, Video, and Screenshots: My friend during a video cal AUGHING 10% talk to me & 90% take weird screenshots of my face 0OOO/laughingcolours

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: "Yeah!" "Yeah!" <a href="https://beefmight.tumblr.com/post/175904277943/my-hot-take" class="tumblr_blog">beefmight</a>: <blockquote>My hot take </blockquote>

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Life, Tree, and Sad: ever feel sad on losing anything in your life because whenever a tree loses its leaf new leaf is ready to take its place.

Drinking, Energy, and Life: THE LAST STRAW TOSSEL on Reason <a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/176022832961/plastic-straw-myths-do-you-enjoy-sipping" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>: <blockquote><h2> Plastic Straw Myths </h2><blockquote> Do you enjoy sipping drinks through plastic straws? Well, if activists get their way you won’t be allowed to anymore. “These must be banned,” they say. Why?When celebrities speak, politicians listen. Seattle recently banned straws, and other places want to do the same. “The idea that you’re going to ban straws and save the world is ridiculous.” Angela Logomasini studies environmental issues at the Competitive Enterprise Institute. What will banning plastic straws accomplish? “Probably nothing at all. It might make some people in Hollywood feel good. It may make some politicians feel good, like they’re doing something. It might sound good at parties, but it’s not going to solve any problems.” Plastic pollution in the ocean is a real problem, but only about 1% of it comes from the United States. Of that 1%, a tiny amount comes from plastic straws. But what about that 500 million number? Where do they all get that number? They got it from this child’s school project. He says he got the 500 million straws a day figure through a phone survey he conducted with straw manufacturers. The media just accepts his 500 million number. But the actual number is much lower according to the analysis firm Technomic. Okay, so activists and media exaggerate the problem. Still they promised it would be easy to get rid of the straws. “If we can reduce something that is easy, that is polluting in the environment, that is getting stuck in turtles’ noses and causing damage to the environment, let’s do that,” says progressive talk show host Ethan Bearman. “Sometimes we do need a little gentle guiding hand from government.” Governments gentle guiding hand will either ban straws or order us to replace this cheap plastic straw with ones like these made of paper or bamboo. “Plastic doesn’t actually biodegrade. So unlike a lot of other things, paper, for example, actually breaks down into other components.” That’s not a good thing. That means paper straws break down, even while you’re using them. They get soggy, they leak. “That’s the beauty of plastic, it’s enduring,” says Logomasini, “Paper straws are going to break down while you’re drinking with it.” Paper and bamboo straws aren’t environmentally pristine either. Paper products take more energy and more effort to produce. You’re going to have a net negative environmental impact. The paper doesn’t degrade in a landfill either. Everything is essentially mummified. You’re replacing a superior product with an inferior one and you’re asking people to pay more for it. It doesn’t make a lot of sense,” she says. It doesn’t, and the higher price is the final result. Paper straws are eight times more expensive to make than plastic straws. Won’t this hurt businesses? “I don’t think so. Maybe people won’t use straws,” claims New York City Councilman Barry Grodenchik. “If it’s a $1.79 to get the fountain drink at Joe’s corner deli that we’re talking about, and now it’s a $1.83, I don’t see that as being a huge difference in the price,” says Bearman. “This is what environmentalists will say about every policy they put out. A few cents here, a few cents there eventually begins to become a burden,” explains Logomasini. We don’t need straws. “You know a lot of things in life are not necessary, but beneficial and enjoyable. Banning straws isn’t going to do anything for the environment. So what they’re just trying to do is take away my freedom for nothing in return.” As the environment has become cleaner, that’s become a specialty of the environmental movement: spend your money on feel-good policies that make no real difference. </blockquote></blockquote>

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Cute, Tumblr, and Blog: <a href="http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/176016165193/my-daughter-demanded-i-get-out-in-the-road-to" class="tumblr_blog">awwww-cute</a>: <blockquote>My daughter demanded I get out in the road to throw a towel on the injured bird so she could take him to get medical attention after being hit by a car. She said her Spirit Name (we’re Ojibwe) means she needs to protect “other birdies”. (Source: <a href="https://ift.tt/2JwkKds">https://ift.tt/2JwkKds</a>)</blockquote>

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Being Alone, Link, and Wholesome: IT's DANGERUSSMEY ENDONGCR TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS OH 'm NOT ALONE んA Wholesome Link is not alone. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LlXkfG">https://ift.tt/2LlXkfG</a>

Wholesome Link is not alone. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2LlXkfG">https://ift.tt/2LlXkfG</a>

Advice, Shit, and Tumblr: RESTROOMS ARE NOT MEETING ROOMS 1 made on imgur <a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/175835001561/cmon-guys-i-just-want-to-take-a-shit-in-peace" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>: <blockquote>C'mon guys, I just want to take a shit in peace…</blockquote>

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Relationships, Thought, and Asks: When someone asks you a question so stupid you have to take a minute to make sure you heard what you thought you heard

Being Alone, Dis, and Its-Dangerous-To-Go-Alone: Fervis its dangerous to go alone, take dis

its dangerous to go alone, take dis

Booty, Desperate, and Pizza: Anonymous 07/18/18(Wed)02:06:43 No.46879886 > be me >pizza delivery quv have to take extra shift because coworker's sick > atleastimgettingpaidextra.png >someone ordered like 6 pizzas in an online order 44 KB JPG > iveseenenoughgreentexttoknowwhereth isisgoing.jpeg >get pizzas and drive over to the place >get there, it's a standard apartment building >ring up apartment seven > they buzz me in walk to apartment >knock on door >9/10 wearing tank top and booty shorts open door >thisisnotwhatiexpected.png > she pays me for the pizza >ask for tip "ooh sorry i don't have enough for a tip, maybe l can pay you another way?" >lolwut.png > Tell her l only accept cash > "but there must be another way.." she says in a seductive tone > tell her there is no other way > i just wanted to deliever pizzas > she sighs and looks for a 10 > she's bent over while doing so >eventually she scrounges up 10 dollars in the form of loose change >tell her to have a nice day >deliever other pizzas and finish shift >go home and fap because i'm not so desperate to lose my virginity that ill accept sex on the job Anon delivers Pizza

Anon delivers Pizza

Oregon, Trump, and Grand: d C ESt. 1775 That did not take long. The owner of the One Grand Gallery scraping down his art of our President Trump getting beheaded in Portland Oregon.

That did not take long. The owner of the One Grand Gallery scraping down his art of our President Trump getting beheaded in Portland Oregon....

Fucking, Girls, and Martin: carl lukens @overlordsloth41 Walked into the rape seminar they had at the school and said go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you and walked out 23/10/2014 18:50 Sid @Sidistic Girls should take rape as a compliment. A man is willing to sacrifice his freedom to penetrate your vagina. You're the chosen one. Be happy 16/12/2012 00:58 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES Martin Parker @parker287 1 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you, it's a compliment. Jeez...women can be so sensitive. 21/09/2010 17:45 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride If I ever heard a girl blow a rape whistle l'd rush over as fast as possible and, like a Good Samaritan, would help the guy rape her. 09/04/2014 01:10 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES <a href="http://ineedfeminismbecuz.tumblr.com/post/176000922585/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">ineedfeminismbecuz</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>: <blockquote><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:<blockquote> We live in a scary world, gals. </blockquote> How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. </blockquote> “How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings?”Because they aren’t fucking morons who think a sample size of four rando trolls on Twitter is enough to condemn half of earth’s population?</blockquote>

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Feminism, Fucking, and Girls: carl lukens @overlordsloth41 Walked into the rape seminar they had at the school and said go ahead call the cops they can't unrape you and walked out 23/10/2014 18:50 Sid @Sidistic Girls should take rape as a compliment. A man is willing to sacrifice his freedom to penetrate your vagina. You're the chosen one. Be happy 16/12/2012 00:58 198 RETWEETS 141 FAVORITES Martin Parker @parker287 1 Look if I say I 'want' to rape you, it's a compliment. Jeez...women can be so sensitive. 21/09/2010 17:45 1 RETWEET 4 FAVORITES Leviathan Pride @LeviathanPride If I ever heard a girl blow a rape whistle l'd rush over as fast as possible and, like a Good Samaritan, would help the guy rape her. 09/04/2014 01:10 8 RETWEETS 30 FAVORITES <a href="https://black-girl-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/176000007894/cisnowflake-rebel-potato-honey-sugarr" class="tumblr_blog">black-girl-against-feminism</a>: <blockquote><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/175998061221/rebel-potato-honey-sugarr-icequeen223" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://rebel-potato.tumblr.com/post/175991608822/honey-sugarr-icequeen223-thefatandfurious" class="tumblr_blog">rebel-potato</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://honey-sugarr.tumblr.com/post/175991474694/icequeen223-thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">honey-sugarr</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://icequeen223.tumblr.com/post/175990074588/thefatandfurious-we-live-in-a-scary-world" class="tumblr_blog">icequeen223</a>: <blockquote><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefatandfurious.tumblr.com/post/104660366081">thefatandfurious</a>:<blockquote> We live in a scary world, gals. </blockquote> How can anyone read shit like this and still think that men are human beings? They’re nothing but sadistic parasites and they prove this all the fucking time. Stay the hell away from them, for your own safety and sanity. </blockquote> What the actual fuck</blockquote> I’m sorry but why should I assume 4 random tweets from twitter (which can be faked mind you) now represent all men? </blockquote> Let’s assume none of these people are trolls. 4 assholes on Twitter aren’t representative of all men. If someone was to make a post like this about any other demographic you’d all be screaming about bigotry.</blockquote> Those are some fucked up statements, but how am I supposed to react? What is the context of their saying these things? Come on Tumblr, you know better than this.</blockquote> Are you new? Tumblr absolutely does not know better than this.

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Advil, Relatable, and Starter Pack: The "just eat/drink/take some of this and you'll be fine" starter pack Advil IQUI GELS DRY IG@Akademiksthetypeofnigga NyGuil TRIPLE SOOTHING ACTION COOLS NASAL PASSAGES 5SYMPTOM Relatable.. 😂💯 https://t.co/ocjNjpExqU

Relatable.. 😂💯 https://t.co/ocjNjpExqU

Savage, Toys R Us, and Good: I told the kids that if they were good all week, l'd take them to Toys R Us. US Savage...😳😩😂 https://t.co/6i0qGuPdGk

Savage...😳😩😂 https://t.co/6i0qGuPdGk

Beautiful, Funny, and Tumblr: namjoons-boy If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you're beautiful lemonadeandrice Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it! Me: *crosses my other leg over top* Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

Drugs, Life, and Memes: Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol Snuggl Kids do not take drugs. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2zIWMfC">https://ift.tt/2zIWMfC</a>

Kids do not take drugs. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2zIWMfC">https://ift.tt/2zIWMfC</a>

Love, Tumblr, and youtube.com: Hi Jame! I love this photo but that bike ruined it. Come you please take it away? MEWS 1878 <a href="https://jamesfridman.com/post/175956764838/youtubecomfjamie013" class="tumblr_blog">fjamie013</a>: <blockquote>YouTube.com/fjamie013</blockquote> Lo de arreglar fotos de los demás se ha ido de las manos

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Cavs, Los Angeles Lakers, and Game: ILAL 91 | 4th | 4:13 |24|ESFİ İSEMIFINAL 12 CLE 88 TO: 2 What a game. Josh Hart goes OFF for 37 PTS as the Lakers take down the Cavs in double OT

What a game. Josh Hart goes OFF for 37 PTS as the Lakers take down the Cavs in double OT

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Remove Torrent Take what you can Give nothing back. <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175579927123/when-you-finished-downloading" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>When you finished downloading.</blockquote>

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Family, Memes, and 🤖: A REAL MAN WILL SWALLOW HIS PRIDE NECK NA TRADITION rednecknationgear.com AND TAKE ANY JOB HE CAN TO PROVIDE FOR HIS FAMILY Because that’s what real men do

Because that’s what real men do

Memes, Search, and Jewish: Imagine getting jumps by a bunch of Jewish boys and one of them yells שלוהעורלה את קח Tip: Search for English results only. You can specify your search language in Preferences Hebrew detected שלוהעורלה את קח Edit Take his foreskin English 04) Feedback ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE FORESKIN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JtbtTu">https://ift.tt/2JtbtTu</a>

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Bones, Gandalf, and Instagram: tumblr New day, new name. The Tumblr formerly known as thefandometrics will now only respond to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re more than just data. Spread the word.Listen up. It’s time. You can feel it in your bones, can’t you? Or maybe it’s that little piece of your brain dedicated to your OTP, your secondary ships, and your favorite fandoms. Its whisper has turned into a blissed-out scream… <h2>SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON IS STARTING IN THREE DAYS. </h2>Can’t make it? Don’t worry—Tumblr will be there covering the most important stuff in comics, movies, TV, games, and all things entertainment. Consider us your eyes and ears. We’ll be on the floor, in Artist Alley, at outdoor activations, and everywhere in between. Take it all in via <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>, the <a href="http://tumblr.com/search/sdcc">#SDCC</a> tag, our <a href="http://instagram.com/tumblr">official Instagram</a>, and a few Answer Times and exclusive GIFs over on <a href="https://tmblr.co/mwphPpMxa8C3zeAQVvle0Qg">@stardom</a>. In previous years, we brought <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163348304584/over-the-past-four-days-weve-captured-the-best">the best cosplay</a> from the con floor straight to your dashboard (hi, <a href="https://fandom.tumblr.com/post/163316514887/you-shall-not-passthis-post-without-reblogging">Sexy Gandalf</a>). This year we want to add a little audience participation to the mix. Let’s see you—yes, you—in your finest cosplay gear. Whether you’re at Comic-Con yourself or just dressed up at home, <a href="http://fandom.tumblr.com/submit">submit your picture</a> to <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>. We’re going to showcase the best of the best right here on this ol’ Tumblr.

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Gym, Mlb, and Odell Beckham Jr.: WHICH BUTTON DO YOU PRESS? YOUR TEAM WINS NEXT YEAR'S SUPER BOWL YOUR SCHOOL WINS THE NCAA TOURNAMENT YOUR MLB TEAM SIGNS THIS YEAR'S AL & NL MVP WATCH KOBE & LEBRON PLAY ONE-ON-ONE N AN EMPTY GYM TAKE A DRINK OUT OF THE STANLEY CUP SPEND A DAY WITH ODELL BECKHAM JR. Which one? 🤔 https://t.co/5iiRvg6pua

Which one? 🤔 https://t.co/5iiRvg6pua

Ass, Beer, and Chill: Drewbert @DrewNextDoor_ Babies be having beer bellies at like 4 months. Take yo ass to the gym 7/15/18, 9:17 AM 2,534 Retweets 7,114 Likes Smh chill y’all 😂 https://t.co/l5zcRYdm50

Smh chill y’all 😂 https://t.co/l5zcRYdm50

National Anthem, 4th of July, and Best: My desires are... Unconventional So show me Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts And feed the milk to the moose. Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done orn the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards

Ass, Beer, and Blackpeopletwitter: Drewbert @DrewNextDoor_ Babies be having beer bellies at like 4 months. Take yo ass to the gym 7/15/18, 9:17 AM 2,534 Retweets 7,114 Likes Babies with beer bellies (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Babies with beer bellies (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, American, and Good: Here is a soldier in Iraq, stationed in a big sand box. He asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can have the sweet aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil-to bring them good luck. Of all the things he could have asked his wife to send to him from home he asked for American soil. So amazing. This is amazing🇺🇸 https://t.co/BBpsbnp1Wl

This is amazing🇺🇸 https://t.co/BBpsbnp1Wl

Ass, Blackpeopletwitter, and Candy: Larry Wright Jr. @lwjr23 Mom: Tell yo brother to turn the damn tv off. Me: Can l say damn? Mom: Yea Me: Mommy said turn that mutha fuckin tv of before she whoop yo ass hoe. And she said you gotta take me to the corner store for some candy and she need Newports too! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

And she said you gotta take me to the corner store for some candy and she need Newports too! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

American, Iraq, and Wife: Soldier in Iraq desert asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil) and some grass seed so that he can have the aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil.

Soldier in Iraq desert asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil) and some grass seed so that he can have the aroma, and feel the grass ...

Dank, A Big Mac, and 🤖: om I'll take a big mac. Actually, I'll take a cheese burger, no wait, hmmmm

I'll take a big mac. Actually, I'll take a cheese burger, no wait, hmmmm

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