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Back to Back, Funny, and Girl: When I see a girl take 3 tequila shots back to back without flinching m sickened but C ckenedalbut curious 👀

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Drunk, Funny, and Lmao: When you're drunk with your bestie and you try to take a selfie Lmao tag ya drunk buddies

Lmao tag ya drunk buddies

Blackpeopletwitter, Girls, and Head: justin @fatherjstn Girls will drink til their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed cuz that "isn't healthy for your sKin 8:11 PM. 1/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1I 14K Retweets 101K Likes Couldn’t be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Couldn’t be more accurate (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Shower, and Help: "The weather cold so l'll take a warm shower Men Women I always knew Satan was a female.You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow @nochillmemes for help now!

Aladdin, Dad, and Disney: Xavier Halcyon I'm a big bearded pierced and tattooed death metal fan that has made most of my living as a bouncer, personal bodyguard, and trucker. I'll fix the car and kill what I eat for dinner So if you think for one second I'm going to sit throughFrozen, Aladdin, and the Little fuckin' Mermaid with a preschool girl dressed as a Disney princess then you're absolutely correct because Disney is amazing and I take my role as a dad seriously. I'm probably wearing a tiara as well with a kilt as my "dress" because if anyone has a problem with that I'm going to let it go because it's a whole new world under the motherfucking sea and my child's happy memories are more important than any snob nosed bullshit spewing forth from your face hole just because you're a boring, soulless douchebucket that lost your magic. 059 729 Haha Reply 1d Edited awesomacious: This badass dad’s response to Disney haters

Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

God, Women, and Scumbag: God @TheGoodGodAbove If your masculinity can't take watching a commercial about treating women better without you demanding a boycott, maybe it's cause you're a ginormous scumbag.

Memes, Donuts, and Office: rebrand pending @hellakyra office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left Tag your office BFF

Tag your office BFF

God, Memes, and Free: THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURES GOD HAS EVER MADE. I'D LIKE TO TAKE HIM HOME AND JUST. JUST KEEP HIM AS A PET BUT THATS NOT.こ! WHAT HE S MEANT TO BE HE'S MEANT TO BE FREE FREE *Holding back tears* nice via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MmbeNi

*Holding back tears* nice via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2MmbeNi

Makeup, Memes, and 🤖: When you take off your falsies, wipe off your makeup, and remove your bra

Life, Love, and Memes: shutupmerlin My boss doesn't take me seriously because l'm the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems) Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn't actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn't working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS Love this 😂👌

Love this 😂👌

Wisdom, Hood, and Take Care: you need You more tharn you need Them @QWORLDSTAR Take Care Of Yourself.... 🙏 #Wisdom [via QWorldstar]

Take Care Of Yourself.... 🙏 #Wisdom [via QWorldstar]

Back to Back, Memes, and Girl: When l see a girl take 3 tequila shots back to back without flinching im sickenedabut curious Issa wife. 😍😍

Issa wife. 😍😍

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Best, Fuck, and Mexico: (((edelweisspiraODC #Generalstrike @crandallgold If you think that Mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists, but also worry that Mexicans are going to take your job What the fuck do you do for a living? 10:27 PM Jun 24, 2018 1.1K Retweets 2.5K Likes Best tweet Ive seen in a while

Memes, School, and Best: Bill Dixorn @BillDixonish When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let me because l didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later l was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school 7/8/18, 12:26 PM 11.2K Retweets 66.3K Likes I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Children, Memes, and True: AT HoME CAN ALL DAY LONG)|FINALLY TAKE IT WEAR A MASK oFF AND REVEAL ALL RESTAURANTS SHOOLD HAVE NNO CHILDREN SECTIONS - MY TRUE SELF BREATHE*

Club, Pizza, and Pizza Hut: Pizza Hut Restaurants @pizzahutuk Pizza Hut RESTAURANTS Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992 Leeds United @LUFC Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet twitter.com/pizzahutuk/ sta.. Pizza Hut just ended Leeds United. 😂 https://t.co/6QnMV3ROVw

Pizza Hut just ended Leeds United. 😂 https://t.co/6QnMV3ROVw

Club, Memes, and Pizza: Pizza Hut Restaurants @pizzahutuk Hi @LUFC, weve just seen a suspi- cious looking man peering through our chef's window. Can you let us know if you're planning to put Pizza on the menu in the club canteen? Leeds United O @LUFC Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet Pizza Hut Restaurants @pizzahutuk Hi @LUFC, we've just seen a suspicious looking man peering through our chef's window. Can you let us know if you're planning to put Pizza on the menu in the club canteen? Pizza Hut Restaurants @pizzahutuk Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992. Leeds United@LUFC Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet twitter.com/pizzahutuk/ sta... Pizza Hut giving Leeds United the bants... brilliant !

Pizza Hut giving Leeds United the bants... brilliant !

College, Food, and Memes: jake @squidslippers as a kid i thought sleepovers were wild because we played video games for 10 hours. then i heard about girl sleepovers & they're WILD man they gossip & eat 40 pounds of food & take blood oaths & host fight night & sacrifice the weakest member to the goddess of the moon like wtf Don’t forget about smashing their clams together because “we’re in college, we should experiment”.

Don’t forget about smashing their clams together because “we’re in college, we should experiment”.

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: jovan @jovanmhill 3 yr old me 25 yr old me missing my momm and not being able to take care of myself 10:40 pm 15/01/2019 Twitter for iPhone 499 Retweets 2,790 Likes Momma’s boy forever (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Momma’s boy forever (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Friends, Friends (TV Show), and Memes: I'm cold. Here take my jacket. Well I can't control the weather, Monica! I'm cold too FRIENDS (TV Show)

FRIENDS (TV Show)

Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned

humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix ...

Life, Time, and Boyfriend: IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DO ESN'T KNOW HOWW TO CHANGE ATIRE YOU SHOULD TEACH HIM OR LEARN TOGETHER BECAUSE THATS A VERY IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL FOR ANYONE WHO OWNS A VEHICLE Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Take the time to teach someone a valuable skill instead of bashing them for being unknowing.

Deja Vu, Moon, and Falling Down: Hino Tonight is a full moon... Hino Looks like it could come falling down any minute. I can't take my eyes off of it. *HEAVY BREATHING* Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

Deja vu! I've been in this place before. https://t.co/2iNyvfYOkz

Friends, Memes, and 92.3: Sheck Wes says he stopped taking his shirt off at shows because of his mom REAL 92.3 sheckwes aka sheckjesus loves and respects his mom so much he decided he wasn’t going to take his shirt off anymore at his shows 😂 ( via @bigboysneighborhood ) Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1237 Christian Bale said that due to the directing style of Adam McKay, he had to do more research for Vice than any other film he's done. In order to ad-lib in character, Bale not only needed to have Dick Cheney's mannerisms down, but he also had to know which policies, their instances, and abbreviations the Vice President would be aware of at any given moment. Do you think Christian Bale will take the Oscar?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix christianbale oscar vice

Do you think Christian Bale will take the Oscar?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective...

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again? when did this campaign happen? who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Bl...

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: BarkBox @barkbox I have fallen for a few scams in my day, but none so convincing as when my dog pretends I forgot to feed him That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

That girl I graduated with who keeps trying to sell me essential oils could take a few notes 🐶🍗

Iphone, Memes, and Twitter: @ghabiosyncratic Take the headphones off chief l'm tryna see sutten @sighpapi970 @sighpapi970 #10YearChallenge Year 7 to uni Show this thread 18:00 15 Jan 19 Twitter for iPhone Demearstho

Demearstho

Videos, Lost, and Pictures: I take a lot of pictures and videos of everything around me. I used to think that was lame, but once I lost people, and years passed, and I started to forget the sounds of their voices & the lines on their skin, I changed mind. I'd rather have too many memories than not enough. Mac wordables.

Bailey Jay, Billboard, and I Dont Give a Fuck: arap HOODIE SZN IS THE LOWEST SELLING ALBUM TO EVER HIT NO1 A Boogie’s ‘Hoodie SZN’ is the lowest-selling album to ever land No. 1 on the Billboard 200 albums chart.⁣ -⁣ The album has been making noise on every streaming platform but according to reports, Hoodie SZN sold less than 900 pure copies but still managed to take the No. 1 spot.⁣ -⁣ A boogie had this to say about it,⁣ ⁣ "It sound like they trying to discredit me. I'ma keep it a buck. But at the same time it's like, I don't give a fuck because I just went brazy."⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @chief10kvisuals⁣

Bitch, Confidence, and Fucking: know your confidence know your worth know what you have and no bitch could ever fucking take that from you http://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Dating, and Fucking: Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Dating must be so easy if you're a guy. you're better than like 60% of the competition if you like, take a shower and ask a woman one single question about herself Biiiiitch... dating for women is pretty fucking simple. Just be alive and don’t eat like a horse. Someone will enter your hole.

Financial Aid, Got, and Creature: Creatures from Bird Box: Take off your blindfold Me: No Creature: We've got financial aid Me MY EYES!! 😂😂

Ireland, Today, and Sleeping: Jade Hayden @JadeHayden I needed this so much today matthew mulligan @ mattuna Dublin Bus @dublinbusnews db Hi@dublinbusnews my three year old wanted to know how you decide which buses get to sleep inside the depot garage and which have to sleep out in the yard 06/01/2018, 01:07 Replying to mattuna Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses are loved equally and take turns sleeping inside the warm depot. Those sleeping outside are given cocoa to keep warm 08/01/2018, 09:42 57 Retweets 429 Likes 2018-01-08, 4:46 AM from Dublin City, Ireland 10.3K Retweets 31.4K Likes Wholesome bus company.

Wholesome bus company.

Fucking, Juice, and Sexy: selfdxd (puts honey in my tea) hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce idontreallyknoweitherdude Op do you take constructive criticism on your posts selfdxd i absolutely fucking do not Source: selfdxd 85,429 notes Dump for Drew 50.2 - Imgur

Thanksgiving, Wow, and Okay: Austin Butler, the gentleman we all want re Thanksgiving Sale TAKE 0%OFF N 2nd PRODUCT okay a lot of people are saying the bar is set so low BUT LIKE HOW MANY GUYS DO YOU KNOW DO THIS not a lot and that’s what we have to constantly deal with so seeing something like this is like wow bc majority of men real deal do not do this

Memes, Trash, and Http: Creativity Level 9000 l put googly eyes on my trash can and now it looks concerned whenever it starts getting full Take me out Kevin via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T42QUQ

Take me out Kevin via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2T42QUQ

Chill, Memes, and Summer: AUSTRALIA SHOULD STARTHAVING SUMMER SEISTAS WHERE EVERYTHING SHUTS DOWN BETWEEN 12PM-PM BECAUSE IT'S TO0 BLOODY HOT AND THEN EVERYONE CAN JUS TAKE A NAP AND CHILL

Lol, Girl Memes, and Mask: when u take off a face mask and u still have acne Lol

Definitely, Penguin, and MeIRL: Jorn @Arf Measures THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What FOUND BY Meirl

Meirl

Ireland, Today, and Sleeping: Jade Hayden @JadeHayden I needed this so much today Dublin Bus matthew mulligan @ mattuna dublinbusnews Hi @dublinbusnews my three year old wanted to know how you decide which buses get to sleep inside the depot garage and which have to sleep out in the yard 06/01/2018, 01:07 Replying to @mattuna Hi Matthew, we have rang around to a few of the depots and we can confirm that all buses are loved equally and take turns sleeping inside the warm depot. Those sleeping outside are given cocoa to keep warm 08/01/2018, 09:42 57 Retweets 429 Likes 2018-01-08, 4:46 AM from Dublin City, Ireland 10.3K Retweets 31.4K Likes Wholesome reply from bus company

Wholesome reply from bus company

9gag, America, and Memes: *Taking passport photo* Me: breathe, just smile naturally. It's not that hard Also me: Surmame/Nom/Apelilidos PARKER Given Names/Prénoms/Nombres PETER Nationality/Nationalité/Nacionalidad UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Date of birth/Date de naissance/Fecha de nacimi 10 AUG Place of birth/Lieu de naissance/Lugar de nadm NEW YORK, U.S.A Date of Issue/Date de délivrance/Fecha de exped 19 JUL Date of expiration/Date d'expiration/Fecha de ca 18 JUL Endorsements/Mentions Spécdales/Anotadones USA SEE PAGE 27 *Forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport-class photo* spidermanfarfromhome tomholland 9gag

*Forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport-class photo* spidermanfarfromhome tomholland 9gag

America, Dank, and New York: *Taking passport photo* Me: breathe, just smile naturally. It's not that hard Also me: Surmame/Nom/Apellidos PARKER Given Names/Prénoms/Nombres PETER Nationality/Nationalité/Nacionalidad UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Date of birth/Date de naissance/Fecha de nadmi 10 AUG Place of birth/Lieu de naissance/Lugar de nadm NEW YORK, U.S.A Date of issue/Date de délivrance/Fecha de exped 19 JUL Date of expiration/Date d'expiration/Fecha de ca 18 JUL Endorsements/Mentions Spédales/Anotadones USA SEE PAGE 27 *forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport/class photo*

*forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport/class photo*

Control, Trump, and Military: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Follow I have just recruited these two men to take full control over our military. I hope you all trust them as much as I do. u/drinkin_drugz with these 2, we will go 4-0 in wars

with these 2, we will go 4-0 in wars

Life, Pop, and School: When you decide to skip school one day and find out there was a pop quiz you would've had to take I saved a life. @a valid username really can't say, but ves Am la hero? meirl

meirl

Time, Never, and Who: Never forget the people who take time out of their day to heck up on you.

Funny, Lol, and Shower: "The weather cold so l'll take a warm shower" Men Women ea True lol

True lol

Funny, Lol, and Shower: "The weather cold so l'll take a warm shower" Men Women ea True lol

True lol

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