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Being Alone, Ass, and Family: Trevor Moore Follow @itrevormoore Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. 6:48 PM-25 Dec 2018 28,136 Retweets 140,632 Likes· @O.. dynastylnoire: that-catholic-shinobi: celticpyro: greater-than-the-sword: klubbhead: refurbishedchild: klubbhead: mysharona1987: Like, I know he is only eight. But the movie makes a big deal of saying he an incredibly smart eight year old. MENSA- levels of IQ.  Some of those traps were ingenious.  One 911 phone call saying ‘Help me.’ All it would have taken for this whole mess to get sorted.  The police come in, take good care of Kevin till the family arrives.  Arrest Harry and Marv.   But, no. Kevin chose the dark path of cruel sadism.  Kevin was a Sith How can anyone both see the Home Alone series, and think gun control will reduce violence? GIVE👏MINORS👏ACCESS👏TO👏GUNS👏 Let me just come back in defense of Kevin. If Kevin was so smart, he must have known that calling the police would cause his family to get in trouble for leaving him alone at the house. Given Kevin’s other actions in the movie, such as pretending that he was shopping for his mom who was in the car, it seems pretty evident that he took pains to keep adults, even responsible ones, from knowing that he was alone in the house. This shows a distrust of the establishment, and it’s possible that Kevin was even aware (as I was at the age of 8) of the general concept of a CPS investigation. By refusing to call the police, Kevin was acting selflessly to keep his family from being split further. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. A couple of bandits come to rob some poor eight-year-old’s home and you call him a sadist for taking direct action. If some mofos came and invaded the safety of MY domicile you bet your sweet ass I’d concoct the most brutal means of retaliation imaginable to ensure those bastards never set foot in another home ever again. Broke: Kevin was a sadist Woke: Kevin didn’t trust the establishment and didn’t want CPS to investigate his parents Bespoke: Kevin had a God given right to defend his property Here for all Kevin McAllister theories
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Another One, Bad, and Christmas: Scott Kerr @scott kerr Follow Boy writes to Lego after losing a mini-figure. Lego's customer service department should rurn the world. Email from Luka to LEGO Hello. Myname is Luka andi am seven years old. With al my money l got for ChristmasI bought the Ninjago kit of the Ultrasonic Raider. The number is 9449. It is really good. My Daddy just took me to Sainsburys and told me to leave the people at home but I took them andI lost Jay ZX at the shop as it fell out of my coat. I am really upset I have lost him. Daddy said to send you a email to see if you will send me another one. I promise I won'"t take him to the shop again if you can. Thank you. Enail reply from Richard at Lego Consumer Services Thanks for sending us an email! We are very sorry to hear about you losing your Jay minifigure but it sounds like your dad sight have been right about leaving it at hone. It sounds like you are very sad about it too Normally we would ask that you pay for a new one if you lose one of your ninifigures and need to have it replaced. My bosses told me I could not send you one out for free because you lost it but, I decided that I would put call into Sensei Wu to see if he could help ne Luka, I told Sensei Nu that losing your Jay minifigure was purely an accident and that you would never ever ever let it happen er again. He told me to tell you, Luka, your father seess like a very wise nan. You nust always protect your Ninjago ninifigures like the dragons protect the Weapons of Spinitzu Sensei Wu also told ne it was okay if I sent you a new Jay and told se it would be okay if 1I included sonething extra for you because anyone that saves their Christmas soney to buy the Ultrasonic Raider must be a really big Ninjago fan So, I hope you enjoy your Jay ninifigure with all his eapons. You will actually have the only Jay minifigure that combines 3 different Jays into one! I an also going to send you a bad guy for hin to fight! Just reneaber, what Sensei ku said: keep your ninifigures protected like the Weapons of Spinjitzul And of course, always listen to your dad You will see an envelope from LEGO within the next two weeks with your new ninifigures. Please take good care of them, Luka. Renember that you promised to alwavs leave thes at hone. RETWEETSLIKES 35,162 67,568 黶閻曜 器傭闖 5:01 AM-16 Sep 2016 This is how you do customer support

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